[Comprehensive] Hokage: Watching the Moon Climb Up

"Hehehe, as expected of the Uchiha clan, this insight..." As he said that, the horned man who had already fallen to the ground slowly stood up again, with a hole in his chest, and countless black tentacles entangled , one heart is still beating, I'm sure I sealed five hearts, then this...was it dug from Ronin not long ago?

Fortunately, I am alert, otherwise I will be attacked.

Tsk, you can change the battery by yourself, the plug-in is too big, right? !I scratched my head irritably.

"So? Are you going to fight me again now?" I turned my head and glanced at Kagura at the side, and the little girl ran over in two or three steps.

I whispered to her: "Who told you to come here?! You pull the big backed guy next to you aside, and we will take him to the black market for money in a while, so we don't have to worry about it for a few months."

Kagura's eyes lit up: "Can you buy me vinegar kelp?"

I nodded, "Of course!"

Jiaodu: "..."

Sure enough, Kagura walked over and raised his hand and carried Hidan on his shoulders, well, Yatu's strength is really not covered.

"...I didn't intend to fight you, but if you kill Fei Duan, I won't have free labor. How are you going to compensate me?" I lost five hearts all of a sudden. Put it on his heart, at this moment, he will really die.Sure enough, he was too careless.

There was a black line in my heart, and I raised my eyebrows, "What do you want?"

"Join 'Xiao', I don't need to pursue the matter of you killing Hiduan, anyway, I don't care about his life or death."

"Hay?" I tilted my head, suspecting that I had heard wrong.

"If you have the strength to kill Hiduan, you are entitled to own his ring and replace him as a member of us." Kakudo explained with rare patience, and by the way raised his hand to show me the ring on his finger. A ring with the word "North".

Recruit, recruit? !I widened my eyes and froze for a while before opening my mouth.

"Do you all wear the same clothes throughout the organization?"

"……Yes."

"They all wear the same ring?"

"……Um."

"And paint your nails black?"

"……Correct."

"I refuse!" I said decisively.

"how?"

"This is too weird, okay!" Just like elementary school students, they have to uniform uniforms, and they have to dress up in such a shameful way, and a bunch of people have to wear couple rings and couple costumes. Just thinking about it makes me chill.

"And the shape of your uniform is too strange, won't it be hot to wear?" I asked curiously.

"..."

"Well, all in all, Chengmeng likes it, but I already have my brother in Xiao's organization, so I don't have to go in anymore, right?" I waved my hand and refused.Not to mention that Obito is in the Akatsuki organization, just because they will collect tailed beasts in the future, I can't send sheep into the tiger's mouth by myself.

Jiao Du was silently flustered and did not speak.

"Are you all right? I'm leaving now. I'm running out of time. I'm going to change the money quickly." I turned around, not worried that Jiao would sneak up on me from behind.

Walking to Kagura, I spread out the scroll and prepared to make a seal.

"and many more!"

One second before I was about to seal Hidan, Kakuzu finally spoke.

"How about a deal?"

I raised my eyebrows, "Now you still have the qualifications to negotiate conditions?"

"..."

Seeing that he was blocked and speechless, I smiled, "Tell me, how do you want to trade? Or, what do you have that I want?"

"Hand over his body to me, and you will get [-]% of my mission reward in the future."

Hearing him gritted his teeth and spit out this sentence with some pain in the flesh, I couldn't help shaking my head, and said that I didn't care about his life or death, so it's exposed now.He is so addicted to money that he is willing to exchange money for a corpse. He is not so ruthless.

"Well, in your mind, is his life only worth [-]%?" Even if it is a long-term gain, [-]% is too little.

"He's dead, I just need to bring him back to the organization!"

I nodded, "Oh, that's right. It's just a corpse, [-]% is not bad. But if it's a living person, how about raising the condition to [-]%?"

"Fifty percent is too much... Wait, you mean living? Who?" Jiaodu didn't realize it all at once.

I signaled with my eyes, look here, look here, of course it is your little friend Fei Duan Duan.

"Can……"

"If I could bring him back to life, what would you do?"

"...Okay, deal!" At worst, let Fei Duan take on more tasks by himself in the future, and he will watch from the side, which will not violate the agreement.

"Excellent!" I gave him a thumbs up.

Slowly, I borrowed chakra from Nine-Tails, the kaleidoscope at the right eye began to spin, and the word "Feng" slowly separated from Fei Duan's body, and suddenly turned into light spots and scattered in all directions.

"Uh... ah, didn't I die? Could it be that... Lord Evil God helped me revive again?!" Fei Duan rubbed his head, sat up slowly from the ground, mumbled with a puzzled expression on his face...cough Cough, what's the matter with being a little cute.

I reached out and patted his head, and said with pity: "Oh, poor boy, is he really brainwashed?"

Jiaodu was silent for a while, but decided to speak: "It's not the evil god, she brought you back to life."

"Ehhhhh? - I thought only Lord Evil God could do it?! You are so amazing!" Hidan looked adoring.

What, what's going on?

Is the fragment of hypoxia deficient or stupid?

This style is wrong!

It's already OOC directly!

"When I knew I couldn't die, someone told me that it was a gift from the evil god. I was very happy, so I sacrificed my own blood to the evil god every day. Now you can kill me and resurrect me , you must be someone more powerful than Lord Evil God, no, God, right? I, I, I am so excited..." As he spoke, Fei Duan looked around, and his gaze finally focused on his broadsword.

Fei Duan, who was unable to move just now, can now "swipe" to the side of the knife inserted in the ground at a speed comparable to that of the fourth generation, and pull out the knife with his hand.

Thinking that he was going to attack, I hurriedly mobilized Chakra to prepare for defense, but unexpectedly I wasted too much energy just now, and when I moved suddenly, my eyes turned black.

Tsk, what can I do?

Just when I was thinking about whether to resist or explode Nine-Tails, Hiduan moved, and he raised the knife...

then wave...

And then……

There's no after that.

The silly boy stabbed the knife into his chest and shouted while stabbing: "おじょうさま! This is my respect to you! Please accept my sacrifice!"

Jiaodu: "..."

Kagura: "..."

I:"……"

I have black lines all over my face, even if I'm not going to die, I don't need to act like this, right? !

Who else is your eldest lady, I don't want such a shameful title! !

Even if I was indeed the eldest lady of the Uchiha clan back then, I never let them call me that, so Mary Sue!

And why do you want to offer sacrifices to me?I am a human being (to be determined) Nah, a living human being! !It's not your evil god, hey! !

Seeing that he wanted to pull it out and poke it again, I hurriedly let "Cun Yu" fly over to block him. Although the crow-shaped Murasame was a little smaller, he was obviously very strong, and his claws grabbed Fei Duan's hand. So I pulled it hard and flew back, while flying and shouting hoarsely: "つき~ Come quickly, Murasame can't hold back—"

I had black lines all over my face and shrugged my shoulders helplessly. If I could still move, I would have moved by myself, and now I am still dizzy.But seeing Cun Yu struggling so much, I felt a little sorry, so I had no choice but to speak up.

"Wait a minute, Hiduan."

"Hi! Miss, what are your orders?" Fei Duan stopped immediately and appeared in front of me again with Murong Yu.Murraya hurriedly flew to my shoulder with a "thud" and stood quietly.

No, I can't, I always feel that there is a tail dangling behind Fei Duan, what's the matter?

Is it because I am too tired?

Swiping away the weird picture in my mind, I said: "You should continue to believe in your evil god, I can't afford your sacrifice..." It was too bloody.

"Miss, do you not want me? QAQ"

"Don't say such misleading words, hey! I'm still a child!! And don't call me Missy, hey!" I raised my foot angrily, and a horrible crack appeared on the ground when my heel hit the ground.

Fly section: =mouth=

Corner capital: oo

Kagura: Wow! !

Teacher Cat: =OAO=

Well, after seeing how generously I "lend" money to her, Tsunade generously taught me her painful feet. This move from the use of medical ninjutsu does not cost much chakra. But the effect is amazing, it just requires a very delicate chakra control ability.

Because the existence of Nine-Tails needs to be kept secret, I will not borrow Nine-Tails' Chakra unless it is absolutely necessary in battle.So I have been paying attention to cultivating my chakra control ability to minimize the consumption of chakra.Because of this, I practiced this move very quickly, and thanks to Kyuubi's blessing, I was very strong, and when I stepped down, the ground cracked, people were fine, and the deterrent and intimidation effects were all leveraged.

Ask me why I didn't intimidate others like this before, nonsense, I used to hit my head directly when I was angry, but now the two in front of me are not too familiar after all, after all, they are still hostile parties, it is better to do less physical contact and so on.

As for the effect, you can see the expressions of Hidan and Kakuzu now.

"Then what should I call you? Kamisama? Or Mylord? Or Master?"

"..." What's with this strong sense of shame?

I just wanted to say just by name, but the little Kagura girl has already jumped to my side excitedly, "Hey, how about calling it 'Queen of Konoha Ninja Hidden Village'?"

I'm speechless, this is obviously derived from your self-proclaimed "Kabukicho Queen", right?What about a good idea? !

And don't you get tired of calling such a long name? !

You are not tired of crying, I am tired of listening! !

"Well, just call me Uchiha, it doesn't have to be so troublesome."

"No, no, this is too disrespectful, and our organization also has a Uchiha, so it's too inconvenient to call you. Sure enough, I still call you God! Your power surpasses Lord Evil God, I respect you It's really..."

"Wait a minute!! You should call me Missy!" I quickly interrupted him, what about your morals?Can we not be so funny?

Fei Duan: "Yes, Miss!"

Kodo: ...

"Go away if you have nothing to do, remember to send me the money then."

Fei Duan: "Okay, Miss!"

Kodo: ...

"Let's go..." I waved my hand feebly.

"Then how should I offer sacrifices to you in the future? It always feels weird not to perform rituals after work." Pointing fingers.

"You just need to sacrifice the money to me every time the 'work' is done, and everything else is floating clouds." I always feel that I don't make enough money by myself. What's the matter, obviously the price is not particularly high... …

Fei Duan wanted to say something, but Jiaodu reached out and threw out a bunch of tentacles and pulled him away, saying, "Hurry up, if you don't, I'll kill you!"

Tsk tsk, it's rude not to say hello.

Sure enough, I feel sorry for the money!

Seeing their backs gradually disappearing into the setting sun, I turned around and caught a glimpse of Kagura holding a pile of vinegar kelp, and the cat teacher holding a large piece of yokan, and the two squatted side by side and looked at me eagerly...

I instantly knew where my money went...

But Kakuzu and the others left in a hurry, Rangin even forgot to bring it, so I accepted this bounty with peace of mind, don't want it for nothing.

I bent down to pick up the dropped item [Wave Ninja], but I didn't grasp the strength well, and as a result, my eyes went dark and I fell unconscious...