[Comprehensive] Hokage: Watching the Moon Climb Up

After successfully obtaining some information, I hurried back to the village.

After Sandaimu looked at my report and pondered for a while, he decided to let me stop participating in Anbu's work for the time being and concentrate on the long-term task at hand.

I nodded to show that I understand that when performing other tasks, it is very likely that there will be a conflict with the contact time and the meeting will be delayed. I usually try to avoid such long-term large-scale tasks as much as possible.

After handing in the task, I took the initiative to accept a few more ordinary tasks.

Cough cough, it's not that I'm too enthusiastic about completing the task, but that my savings are running low, hey!

Although I have Uchiha's family property in my hands, these are long-term income items, and now I have... I really don't have any money!

Although Anbu needs to conceal his identity to perform special missions, he can still complete some ordinary missions as an ordinary ninja when he is not on duty. After all, Anbu also needs to get in touch with the life of a normal ninja, otherwise every time he completes an S-level mission It's like dying once, one by one must be driven crazy by high-intensity tasks.

And the indefinite task I took is basically a white job. If the task is not completed, you can't get the reward. If there is no reward, my foodie pets will be awkward. QQ

Cough cough, for the safety of the house, I have to sell my labor to support the family TAT

Among the missions I received, there was a very strange mission, the content was "Retirement of the Weird Girl".

No, Tsunade is also a legendary ninja after all, so he shouldn't do things that are so angry that people complain that they need to be retired, right?What's more, Konoha also accepted this task, if the one who retired was his senior, it would be really...

And this task level is only B level, so it seems that it can't be her, so who could it be?Will there be ninjas nearby?

Thinking all the way, running fast all the way, I finally arrived at the "Wonderful Girl Haunted Area" marked on the mission scroll, which is a tavern.I thought I would see the drunk Tsunade again, but after entering the tavern, the tavern owner who issued the task pointed to a corner, saying that the target of the task was there and had been there for half a month.

I looked in the direction of the boss's finger.

Then... I saw a girl in a red dress with a bun on her head. She was burying her head in the huge rice bucket and eating quickly. After a while, the food in the bucket ran out.

"One more bowl!" the little girl greeted.

The boss looked at me with a bitter face, and begged me: "Master Ninja, this little girl has been eating free rice in the small shop for half a month. She said she wanted to work part-time to pay for the meal, but she works In the past few days, almost all the dishes in our store were washed. We are a small business, and we don’t have much capital, and the most important thing is that our place is a tavern, so what’s the matter with treating this place as a restaurant! We can't drive her away, we can't beat her again, so we have to turn to Mr. Ninja for help. Please do me a favor and drive her away quickly..."

I stared at the girl who took over a new bucket of rice and continued to focus on the plan of eating, as if there were thousands of grass and mud horses galloping past in my heart...

I I I I go!

Isn't this little girl Kagura, did she accidentally go to the wrong set?This is Hokage, not Silver, hey!

How did this guy whose painting style is completely different from ours appear here? Hey!

Even if there is such a weird thing as the Harmonizer, wouldn't you be surprised by this guy whose skin is so pale that he never leaves his umbrella all day long? !

Obviously this is random entry! Hey!

Huh?Does this setting seem familiar?

Before I could figure it out, Mr. Rabbit, who had disappeared for a long time, suddenly reappeared in my mind, and an electronic sound with a strange tune sounded in my ears after a long absence.

[Yo girl, long time no see... Do you miss me?Say you miss me, say you miss me...]

In my spiritual world, a rabbit is flying around me, laughing too flatteringly.

I waved and slapped it away, feeling a premonition in my heart.

Mr. Rabbit covered his head, and said aggrievedly: [Girl, you are so cruel, I am very sad, Mr. Rabbi, huh...]

I had black lines on my face, "Get to the point!!"

[Ahem, well, girl, you should have a premonition, yes, now you have another chance to gain energy, and that is to send our lovely night rabbit girl Kagula sauce back to her dear little silver... ...Well, there are still some conditions. 】

I thought about it, shouldn't I need to find someone with the same name as her to solve the problem?There are no famous people called Kagura in this world, even if you find a thousand people named Kagura, it may not necessarily cause exclusion from the rules.really……

[This time~~The conditions are much simpler, you only need to find the Dimensional Witch's shop to complete the task!simple right?Flowers...]

Sub-dimensional witch? !

And that sister Yu who likes to drink and asks people to pay? !

How did she come into this world, hello? !

Did the crossing god accidentally break some terrible barrier?Why are there so many strange things messing in? Hey!

Quickly give me back a clean Naruto world! !

He didn't pay too much attention to my mess, Mr. Rabbit dutifully took advantage of the moment when he appeared to list me the energy I have obtained so far.

I looked at the details, "Help Tsunade solve blood phobia - get positive energy +100, can supply power for a week" This item is marked in bright red characters and ranks at the top of the list, and the other small "energy +1" have been deleted I chose to ignore it, after all, too little will be consumed during the transmission process.

Hmm, that's great, it's not in vain that I have "cured" her for so long with Yuedu Mirage.

It is not realistic to send Teacher Cat back now, so I can only start with other people to complete the so-called "good girl who helps others and collects positive energy".

After I made my decision, Rabbit-kun disappeared in a thread like a hologram.

Well, although it seems that I spent a lot of time just now, in real life it was just a moment. I have to be extremely impressed by the so-called chips, systems, and other black technologies. The application of space-time technology, tsk tsk, is so fast Catch up with the month to read.

Putting my mind together, I put on a loving (?!) expression, and walked slowly to Kagura who was feasting, ready to abduct someone.

Kagura is wearing a cheongsam and taking the Chinese style route, which has won my favor, so I also have a feeling of meeting a fellow villager.Cough, well, in fact, she is not even counted as my kindred.But since we can meet each other, it can only be said to be fate, fate, all the unreasonableness can only be pushed to the "setting", she is my fellow villager, um, it must be so.

I stood in front of her, but I suddenly ran out of words, what should I... er, kidnap someone?

Uh, let's say hello first.

"Hello. Can I sit here?" I asked, pointing to the seat opposite her.

"Well...it's okay." She swallowed a mouthful of rice and uttered a few syllables.

"Arnold...excuse me, Miss Kagura, right?"

"I'm Alu, what's the matter with you? If it's okay, I'll eat Alu." The girl really didn't give face.

I shook off the cold sweat, and it would be better to speak straightforwardly with this naturalist.

I adjusted my expression and put on an inscrutable expression.

"Do you want to go home? Or... do you want to go back to the house of everything?"

The girl froze for a moment, with a hint of eagerness on her face, and stood up all of a sudden, "Is it really Alu? Can you really send me back?"

"Well, it's not a problem to go back, but do you trust me?" I really don't have confidence in my abduction skills. Do I want to watch the child abduction scene of Orochimaru some other day?Or is it better to be kidnapped by him once?Uh, it's still free.

"Uh... now it seems that I don't want to trust you, Alu." The girl suddenly turned into peas, which directly hit me into a frustrated body bending forward.Hey, how about following the script? !

I blacked out for a while, decisively skipped this topic, and started asking her why she came here.

She said that she didn't believe me, but she still told the incredible process.Tsk, this honest guy!

To put it simply, it's another pot of dog blood.

One day, the little girl Kagura was talking to the unmotivated Gintoki and she kept complaining about the glasses... Ah no, Shin Hachikun helped catch the little black cat in Yamatoya, but accidentally fell off the roof. The strong physique of the rabbit family is at most just a pain and it doesn't matter much, so they didn't take self-rescue measures at all, but unexpectedly a white light flashed, and they came to this place when they opened their eyes again.

It's not that I haven't thought about finding the way back, but the people here have never even heard of Edo, and they don't know that Heaven and Man don't know the shogunate, let alone Wanshiwu.No matter how natural people are, they should understand that this world is not the same as before.

The lonely girl is like returning to the state when she first arrived on the earth, or even worse, with no relatives and nowhere to go home.After looking for a vending machine (also known as a timemachine) with trembling feet to no avail, she had no choice but to accept the fact that she couldn't go back.However, as the strongest race in the universe, she firmly believes that she can live well no matter where she is, as long as she has white rice and raw eggs ==.

But the ideal is full, and the reality is too skinny.I want to find a place to work, but because the people here hire ninjas, my strange powers are useless. If I leave here, I am afraid that I will miss the opportunity to return to the original world.So I can only stay here, if I want to wait a little longer, maybe, maybe I can really go back?

After all, I once had that kind of warmth, and I don't want to lose it no matter what, and I want to find a way to get it back no matter what.

The little girl was actually very excited when she heard that I was able to speak directly about the house of masters, but I looked much younger than her, which was weird no matter how you looked at it, so...hehe!

I told her that I couldn't go back for the time being, and that if I wanted to go home, I had to find a store.Kagura is very optimistic, saying that as long as he can go back, it will be fine.

When I made it clear, I felt relieved.

So, a mission accomplished!

I wanted to keep her here, but seeing the terrified faces of the boss and the others, I had no choice but to take her with me. Who made the mission requirement be "retirement".

Not to mention here, I am more worried about how to find that store. Although I heard that as long as there is a wish that needs to be fulfilled, you will see this store, but I have never heard of this weird store. what!

Well, the boat will be straight when it arrives at the bridge. I take Kagura to do the remaining missions with peace of mind, because she is not a ninja and has no effect on the general situation of the country, so I naturally ignore the secrecy of the missions. Require.She'll be back soon anyway.

However, I seem to be thinking too simply. Those missions such as stealing information and stealing intelligence can still be seen in the past, but when it comes time to kill people, this little girl who lives in a relatively peaceful era can't help but stand up and think about it. to stop me.I can only complete the task with the fastest speed. Before she had time to do it, all the task targets were already lying on the ground.

Seeing me soaked in blood after the task, squatting by the river to wash, Kagura sat beside me holding an umbrella, looked at the sky and said, "You are just a child younger than me, why do you do such a thing?"

I closed my eyes and suppressed the "I am the BOSS, I am the villain, I am the villain..." the endless loop of swiping the screen, brainwashing myself again, this is the mission requirement, I am a ninja, I must do this Do.

"Kagura, this is how we ninjas live. We are not like samurai, we can live in the crowd and be loyal to our lord. We are just a group of wild cats. Whoever gives us food, we will work for him, even if It is to take the lives of others. Relying on selling one's own physical strength in exchange for the capital of life. The soul of the ninja has long been imprisoned. We have to fight, fight, and only in the battle can we find the meaning of ninja survival. "Now I am also a ninja, and I have to live a ninja way of life.Unless one day, the ninja can withdraw from the stage of history.

Kagura seemed to have some sympathy for me, "I always thought that ninjas were the kind of nymphomaniacs or delivery guys whose hemorrhoids would never heal. So you need to fight so hard, Aru?"

A drop of cold sweat immediately fell on my forehead, because her words almost "bear the heart" to be unstable.

What a fool I am to explain this brain circuit is always the most active guy in the Tucao area in a serious way!

Fortunately, I also specifically mentioned "soul", which is the most important thing for that white-haired samurai, but she completely ignored it! !

Also, the nympho girl who shakes M can't be Sarutobi Iris, who is said to be in the "sow" mode when she sees Silver, right?Couldn't that hemorrhoid ninja be Hattori Quanzo? !How can I say that he is also a well-known imperial court fan, who once served as the general guard, is it really okay for you to say it so bluntly?

Well, in fact, it doesn't matter if you talk about not being in the same world anyway, and they won't know if you talk about it. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Huh?Did I say something that violated my image?

When I was complaining endlessly in my heart, Kagura spoke again, "Actually, our Yetu clan is also like this. As cosmic mercenaries, we fight with different species every day, and fight until we are covered in blood, even to the bone. With the instinct to fight.

Although I hate fighting, I have been fighting Alu, fighting against my fighting instinct, because I want my power not only to be used for destruction, but also to protect Alu.Once you decide what you want to protect, no matter what happens, you must protect it to the end. This is a samurai. " Kagura seemed to think of something, and smiled happily.

The strength and violence of the Yetu clan can be seen just by looking at the silly hairy Nisan of the little girl Kagura. She can even take off her father's arm, and she can be cruel to her own sister.However, Kagura can be regarded as an alternative in Yatu, desperately suppressing his fighting instinct, just wanting to let his own power protect others, this is also Gintoki's appeal.

I stood on tiptoe (ORZ) and reached out to pat her on the head, "You must be very concerned about him, the person who taught you these words."

"Well, although he is sloppy all day long, sloppy, likes to play small steel balls, owes rent, never pays wages, will never graduate from JUMP, likes sweets, has severe diabetes..." A string of negative adjectives It spit out from her mouth, and I was covered in cold sweat. Fortunately, she turned around, "But, he is my important companion, and he always has a kind of power that people can trust. I like this silver sauce the most." Liked it."

Hearing what she said, I was a little envious, "So, you are a very happy person to have such an important partner. Among our ninja rules, missions always come first." What a pity, what a pity, my little friend They are all Anbu guys, they can't really become close friends, and they can't show too much familiarity when they meet when they are not on duty, so as to prevent the Anbu identity from being exposed to others and bring danger to the family, so now, only when performing tasks Only then can they truly be called my most important partners.

Well, although the mission comes first, in my opinion, the ninja rules are just rules. I will naturally follow them when I need to follow them, and I will break them without hesitation when I don’t need to follow them.

These rules can bind my behavior but never my soul.

Ah, I always feel like I'm thinking of something super embarrassing...

"I understand." Kagura walked forward bouncingly, carrying an umbrella, she turned her head and said with a smile, "This is your world, I will not use our rules to ask you, Aru, But we're friends, right?"

I nodded, "Yes, we are friends." Even when we just met, there was an aura about her that made people unconsciously want to get closer.

"If you need help, just tell me, Aru, Wanshiwu will do anything for money."

I froze for a moment, then laughed, what a warm-hearted guy!

"Hey, where's the good friend, why do you need to charge money for helping?" I joked.

"One yard is equal to one yard, and brothers should settle accounts clearly, Lu. Although money is as dirty as a man's [beep——], it is as important to a man as [beep——] to a man. Ah Lu." Kagura stretched out her hand and clasped her nostrils indecently, while still speaking in a serious manner.

I made a black line, "Is it really okay for you to say such things in an open and aboveboard manner? It's all silenced, hey!"

Kagura covered her mouth, "Oops, Aru, I forgot that as a lady (Lady) you can't say words like [beep——] [beep——] [beep——], what should I do? This violates my settings!"

You've already said it all!

No matter what should be said or should not be said, you have already said it, hey!

And your setting is not a scary thing like a lady, you are a special kind of horrible existence, what kind of setting will the kongzhi orangutan not care about this kind of thing!

Ah, what a pure girl. She didn't even know what a "lolicon" was. What did she go through to become the first heroine in history who can pick her nose and talk dirty? Ah hello.

Why is Yinsang's contagious power so effective in this kind of out of morality!

Inexplicably, I remembered the words of Kagura: "It's all your fault that my heart is becoming more and more impure."

Alas, this is such a sad story.

"How about using vinegar kombu to pay off the debt?" I suggested helplessly.

"One year!"

"……make a deal!"

……

After promising not to interfere with my actions, Kagura really didn't care about me.

So I put a bamboo hat on my head with peace of mind, and walked into the underground gold exchange.

I have raised another foodie, and I really can't bear not to accept a few high-paying tasks! !

Even if all of Uchiha's legacy is now in my hands, I can't mess with it. That's the capital for the revival of Uchiha in the future! !perhaps.