Frowning, I re-stimulated his visceral cells with the Palm Immortal Technique to restore their activity, hoping to restore the damage slowly in the future.

However, judging by his urination of eating meatballs three times a day, it is estimated that he will never obediently eat and drink well, so he has to find a way...

After thinking for a long time, I tapped my fist on the palm of my hand, "Yes!"

"What's the matter?" Itachi, who was lying there like a grandpa with his arms on his pillow, watched me do something on him, finally couldn't understand my smirk, and asked with black lines on his face.

I snapped my fingers and said with a smile, "There is a way, a way for you to eat well and take care of your body."

"……what?"

"Qing, clang, clang!!" I stretched out my hand and handed over a fat cat of three colors, and said with a proud face, "With Mr. Cat, a super foodie following you, you will never have the chance to make do with food. Your wallet mourns in silence hahahaha..."

"..." Itachi's face was black.

"Who is a foodie? Hey! This uncle is a big monster with noble blood. You should feel honored to be able to look at the poor food you humans eat, but you actually said that this uncle is a foodie, hum!" Claw Claw, the eyes are almost bursting with anger, but unfortunately I put my hands on its creaking nest, so even if it scratches and scratches for a long time, it can't reach it, but I am tired and out of breath.

In the end, it turned its head and stared at Itachi, stretched out its claws, and said righteously, "Little devil, hurry up and say that you are not qualified to worship my lord!"

"Although I really don't want to admit it, it's true that I can't carry a fat cat with me." Itachi said earnestly, "After all, there is a ghost by my side, isn't there?"

"Ah, that, have you forgotten that Teacher Cat once had a friendly communication with him ♂♂♀♂? I believe he wouldn't care about having another guy around him who could have a more in-depth ♂♀♂♂ communication with him at any time. "I smiled and waved my hand, not caring.

"Then I will be exposed?" Itachi Heixian reminded, "Although Kisame knew that I still have contact with you, his relationship with me is not enough for him to decide to keep it a secret for me. The accidental communication at the beginning... Uh, the meeting can be regarded as the younger sister’s concern for the elder brother’s physical condition, but if you have to bring a talking cat with you, it’s not just that, maybe, he will take it It counts as a spy."

"... That's true." I rubbed my chin and thought for a while, "Why don't you just stay and let's not do anything with them. Anyway, your sister, I want money, money and power right now, so I hide it secretly. One or two older brothers are fine."

As I said that, I thought of a new possibility, "Well, that's it..." I raised my eyes to look at him, "How about we bring Sasuke back?"

"...you're talking stupid again." He sighed, "The so-called Hokage is not so easy to do. You haven't taken office yet, you can't do anything, and even if you take office, it's not what you want to do. Anything can be done. Gen, Anbu, these people are not simple guys, and the advisory group you saw a few days ago..."

"...wait a minute," I narrowed my eyes, "how do you know that I met the advisory group a few days ago?"

"Uh...you can figure it out when you think about it." His eyes wandered, looking at the sky and the earth but not at me. "How can you say that your identity is quite special, they can't just sit idly by..."

"Is it really that simple?" 0_o

"……real."

Although I still don't believe it, I decided to let him go this time.Next time I see suspicious crows around, hehe, I'll... Let Murasame trick me!If you dare to peep, you will have to pay the price!

"So what do I think? You stay here." My expression was very sincere.

He shook his head and looked me straight in the eyes, "Not yet. The village still needs me, and the new Hokage will also need me."

"Tsk, there's no other way." I bit my lower lip and made a secret decision. "You rest here first, I'm going out to do something."

The sunlight outside the window has come in, and there are crisp birdsong outside, which seems to be calling me to go out and go to work.I sighed, my shadow body stayed up all night in Hokage Tower last night, and my main body also stayed up all night at home. I don’t know what I will look like after the shadow body technique is lifted. ah……

But now is not the time to lift the spell.I clenched my fist, closed the sliding door, and then put a restriction on not letting those two creatures in the yard go in and disturb him.

Shikigami A and B are still guarding the door with a sword on their backs and a sword on their backs, silently maintaining the enchantment of the entire courtyard.Seeing that I was about to go out, they both saluted in unison, and then continued to stand there unwaveringly.

"Thank you." I nodded, greeted me, and then strode out the door.

After going out, I immediately hid my figure and hurried to the back mountain.Sure enough, not long after, I saw a bored ghost lying on the top of the mountain sleeping under a tree, but for some reason, the patrol team had never been here at all, and the surrounding area was very clean, without any trace of a fight.

...Itachi made it?

I hooked the corners of my mouth, and directly revealed my figure, appearing in front of him.

"Dried persimmon ghost shark."

Hearing the sound, he lifted the bamboo hat covering his face and sat up.Looking at me bending over in front of him, his round fish eyes moved, and he grinned with shark teeth, "Are you...Itachi-san's younger sister?"

"Oh, you remember me?" I straightened up, stepped back and looked at him with my arms crossed.

He nodded, "Ah, after all, we met before, plus you and Itachi-san look quite alike, and you have the iconic pattern on your forehead, so it's so recognizable that I can't remember it."

I held my chin and raised my eyebrows, "Hey~ so you have a pretty good memory." Didn't it mean that the fish's memory is only seven seconds?

"...Although my name is Kisame, I am not a fish."

"Ah, that's it."

"Hey!"

"Okay, let me tell you why I'm here." I raised my paw to stop making trouble, and got down to business, "You also know that Itachi always likes to eat meatballs, or the kind that never leaves, right?"

"Ah, what's wrong?"

I looked at him sympathetically, "It's really hard for you to eat this kind of food with him all day long."

"...Huh?" He tilted his head, and the blue fish's face was marked with a big word "惊力", obviously he didn't understand what I meant.

With an expression of "I'm doing it for your own good", I said earnestly, "Have you ever thought about taking care of your stomach, eating sweets all day is not only bad for your teeth, but also bad for your whole body? , Eating too many sweets can lead to diabetes."

The corner of his mouth twitched, "...so?"

"So, when you go out with him in the future, you have to learn to give advice on the three meals, and don't always listen to Itachi. You, you have to take him to the restaurant a few more times, and see that he has entered the meatball shop If you find something delicious, you should take him to eat, so that he can realize that there are good foods in life other than meatballs, don't hang yourself in front of the meatball shop..." I gave a serious suggestion .

"In the end, all the suggestions were about Itachi-san's food?!" The table was flipped.

"Ah, because in your 'Nanzhu' group, you have the right to speak except for food, and you don't count for everything else."

"..."

#Inexplicably feel that this sentence makes sense#

#However, my heart hurts#

After being silent for a long while, Guixier tilted his head to look at me, with a cold smile on his lips, "You didn't appear in front of me just to say these few words, did you?"

I nodded, "That's right."

He clenched the big knife tightly wrapped in his hand, stood up, opened the corner of his mouth, and asked, "Aren't you worried that you will come and go? My shark muscles are not vegetarian. It's just such a simple thing. Is it worth the risk?"

After finishing speaking, he lightly touched the shark muscle in his hand to the ground, and countless fine lines like spider webs split open on the ground, showing his terrifying power.

I spread my hands, "You think too much, I am not a few years ago now, it is not so easy to take me down."

In order to prove that what I said was true, I made a high-leg raise, and when my feet hit the ground, there was already a huge pothole on the ground.I smiled, tilted my head, and said maliciously: "Besides, now that you are on my territory, if you make any noise, you will attract Anbu, and it will be even more difficult for you to leave."

He narrowed his eyes and decided to change the subject. "Where's Mr. Itachi? Did he visit you yesterday?"

I nodded, "Yes, I left him. I don't think there is any way out for him if he stays with you. He eats so badly all day long and his body is ruined. It's better to stay in the village forever. Anyway, I can't afford it." pick him up."

"...he agreed?"

I looked at his unbelievable expression with disdain, and said, "Of course not, otherwise, why would I come to you."

"...Mr. Itachi..." He paused, and then continued, "He didn't just have this little relationship with you, did he? It can be seen that your relationship has not been affected at all." Guixie finally Still asked this question.

I nodded slightly, and didn't plan to hide it from him, "He was just working in your organization, and I didn't intend to break with him."

"Even if you are now an enemy of our organization?"

"For the enemy?" I looked at him amusedly, "I never said that, did you put me in the position of the enemy without authorization? You must know that there are only a handful of confrontations between me and your organization over the years, and Those few times were initiated by you." I just set up a few observation points just in case.

He picked up the shark muscles, his expression twisted, "Although I really don't want to believe you, what you said seems to be true."

"Is that so? That's why I'm here to ask you to take good care of Itachi's body. You don't want to change your partner so soon, do you? So..."

"Do not worry……"

"Huh?" I froze for a while.

He looked at the rising sun in the east, brushed off his clothes and walked down the mountain without looking back, "I said I would take your suggestion. Nothing else, I just don't want to see Mr. Itachi not taking his It's just about the body."

Looking at his back, I waved my hand, "Thank you, Uncle Sharkface!"

He staggered and almost fell, "Uncle, I do look a bit weird, but don't say it so bluntly, hey!"

"Ah, I'm sorry." I clasped my hands together, expressing a 12-point apology, "Oh, yes, there are dozens of salty sea fish here. I specially pickled them, so I'll take it as an apology."

Saying that, I threw a scroll over. "The recipe is at the lowest end of the scroll, uncle, you can try to make it, maybe it will be unexpectedly delicious."

When Kisame learns how to make delicious food, Itachi won't be able to eat meatballs all day long.

He turned around to catch the scroll, and saw the big word "fish" in the middle after it was opened, and the round fish eyes were bent for the first time. "You little girl, you are really... so polite, you really deserve to be Mr. Itachi's sister."

I nodded and smiled innocently, "It's fine if you like it, it's getting late, I'll go first. Bye~" Then I turned around and jumped off the cliff facing the wind.

When he turned around, he heard a low voice of appreciation from behind, "What a good boy..."

Hearing this exclamation from the heart, I felt a little pain from my conscience.

#Cheat Utilization of Truth·Pure Good·Uncle Is It Not So Good QAQ#

No, it doesn't matter, as long as the purpose can be achieved, this little use is nothing, after all, he really likes to eat fish, doesn't he?It's a matter of food and loyalty. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

When I returned home in the morning light, I didn't see the figure who was supposed to be lying on the bed, or in other words, the whole house returned to dead silence again.

Itachi...he left quietly again.

Although it had been expected that he, who had always been overthinking, would not stay at home to recuperate, but he did not expect that he would not even stay for a day.

Because I was worried that someone would find him when he came to look for me at home...?

... What an idiot, what is the reason why I asked Kageko to stay in Hokage Studio conscientiously for one night, really!

I supported my forehead, took a few mouthfuls of food, and then returned to Hokage Tower. Now is a difficult time, so I have to work hard.

But... seems to have forgotten something...

#鼻尼塞 Why are you beating Naruto and Kakashi so madly? #

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