[Comprehensive] Hokage: Watching the Moon Climb Up

"Squeak--boom!"

The 350th little white mouse bumped its head against the wall of the observation box. After kicking its legs upside down for a while, a white ghost floated out of its mouth.

"...It failed again..." I stood beside me and sighed, frowning, but the smile on the corner of my mouth couldn't be suppressed no matter how hard I tried.

"Your teeth are exposed." Dashewan threw the syringe into the disinfection box and said without looking back.

"Ah sorry."

"...I said, what's the matter with your blood?" He looked back at me, and then drew a few milliliters of blood from the test tube again and dropped it on the glass slide. The blood cells can see clearly, "It's obviously normal when it's outside, but once it's injected into a living body, whether it's a human or an animal, it will produce such a strange change!"

Looking at the 350th white mouse whose white soul was frozen into a popsicle and rolled to the ground like a frozen snot bubble, Dashemaru finally couldn't maintain the smile on his face anymore.

Obviously, the composition of the blood has not changed at all, but the time of injection is slightly different. Why is the effect completely different? Hey!

A small animal that was alive and kicking one second turns into a popsicle/barbecue/wood carving/... and all kinds of weird things the next second. Isn't this really magic? !

This is no longer blood, but a magic potion!

"Ah, I don't know either. It's probably because I fell off a cliff and ate some strange flowers and plants by mistake_(:зゝ∠)_" Isn't that the routine of those upgrades? Killing off the cliff, picking up a rare treasure, greatly increasing your strength, returning with glory, revenge, revenge, fame, etc. If I use this reason, I shouldn't be dissected... probably?

"... Lying is not a good boy."

"..." I'm already 15 years old, thank you.

"I'm really more and more interested in you now, hehehe..." His tongue licked his lips again, and strong interest flashed in his eyes.

"No, thank you." I wiped off my cold sweat, "Actually, my physique is really special, and it cannot be copied. Even if you understand the principle, it is useless and useless. Let me say it again, practice is The only criterion for testing the truth, if you can’t even practice it, then the principle is just theory, it can only be regarded as a conception rather than the truth, right?”

"It doesn't matter, I like to study this possibility beyond cognition the most, to discover its truth little by little, to unveil its veil little by little, no matter how far away it is, no matter how dark its place is, as long as there is A little bit of starlight shines, and I can follow the subtle clues to pursue it continuously. This kind of exploration process really... makes me obsessed..." The corner of his mouth curled up in a happy arc, his expression seemed intoxicated as if immersed in On the way to discover the truth.

"...Actually, it's a waste of people like you not to become a scientist." How boring is he to devote all his energy to studying ninjutsu? No matter how powerful ninjutsu is, it's just human power. Nature is the real treasure, and we must be good at discovering and utilizing the power of nature.

Maybe one day he can develop something incredible.

"Scientist?" He raised his eyebrows as if hearing a new term.

"Ah, although it is called a scientist, it is just a general term. I think, as a genius, you have a strong thirst for knowledge and ability. If you concentrate on one thing, you will definitely achieve great achievements."

"I don't need you to tell me about this kind of thing."

"...Can we not be so narcissistic?" I wiped my cold sweat, "I mean, it's not a very promising thing for you to spend your energy on studying ninjutsu."

"Oh? What do you say?"

"Ninjutsu, in the final analysis, is just a tool for fighting between people, ahem, although in my opinion it is more useful in terms of convenience in life. No matter how deep the research is, it can only increase the attack power or It is said that the study of a special ability that is beyond people's expectations can make people surpass others in terms of force. Even if it is immortal art, there is still no improvement in essence."

"Oh? Do you know fairy art?"

"Oh, that kind of thing is fine, let's talk about ninjutsu first." I waved my hand, took a glass of water from the table beside me to moisten my throat, and continued, "You know that the mountain clan has a magical ninjutsu called, um... It's called, what's it called..."

"The art of turning around the heart? Or the art of heart-to-body transmission?"

"Yes, that's it, the 'Mind-to-Body Art', which can connect the consciousness of many people within a certain range to convey information. It sounds very cool and cool, right? But it is said that this ninjutsu is only available to their patriarch, Mr. Kaiichi Yamanaka Yes, and frying chicken takes energy."

"So what?" He still didn't care much, looking at me with a half-smile.

"I have an idea, would you like to hear it?"

"Tell me."

"That is to say..." In the following time, I used the little physical knowledge I had in my memory, combined with the scumbag history, to piece together the process of "sound wave to current to electromagnetic wave to current to sound wave" He talked for a while, and then mentioned concepts such as satellites, information, and the Internet. In the end, he couldn't go on, so I gave an example.

"Well, it's similar to that walkie-talkie, but this can solve the distance problem, even if you are in the country of wind, I can still contact you in the country of thunder."

"Sounds interesting."

"Yes, do you want to try it? If you want to send a message, you don't have to worry about it being too late." I nodded in agreement.

"Hehehe..."

"...What are you laughing at?" I rubbed my arms and pressed the aroused goosebumps.

"Why don't you realize such an idea by yourself? Instead, you came to me, a guy who is very interested in you. You want to divert my attention, and want me to let you go and give up the pursuit of immortality?"

"Ahem, it's actually impossible to not die or not. Cells that can divide infinitely are cancer cells. If you are really full of cancer cells, you will become a meat ball without the ability to think... ...As for the conception, I can only think about it. A big brain does not mean a lot of knowledge. Compared with Mr. Orochimaru, who has read a lot of books and has a superb thinking, my ability is not enough to read, you are right? ?” I smirked.

Do not wear flattery.

"What's your purpose?" Orochimaru looked at me leisurely, with more playfulness.

"The purpose? Of course it is to let you develop a mobile phone so that I can contact O Doudou at any time. You don't know, I didn't write a letter a few months late and he planned to engrave my name on the memorial monument. If he has a mission for a few years, he will not be able to shake the sky...Ahaha, in fact, my purpose is naturally to benefit the public..." I changed the subject, and quickly changed my goal to Gao Dashang, what is serving the people? Ah, what is people-oriented? I kept going out, and I didn't stop until Orochimaru couldn't help but secretly rolled his eyes.

"You don't need to say anything." He waved his hand feebly.

"Don't pay too much attention to these details. To create this is a great contribution that will last forever, and you will be remembered forever." Some people are alive, he is dead; some people are dead, he is still alive .' That’s the kind of person you’re talking about.”

"..."

"You must know that the significance of a person's life in this world does not lie in how long he has lived, but in how many things he has done and how much he has done for human society. Life is beautiful because of its shortness, and precious because of its fragility. A long life is actually not a gift but a punishment [email protected]￥#￥*)%￥%￥%#..."

"..."

"Oh, you understand, then do you know? Maybe in a certain time and space, there will be *&%￥##@...%*()&%#&..."

"..."

"It's interesting, isn't it? Planes, tanks, nuclear bombs, hydrogen bombs, etc...%#*())%￥%#%...￥#"

……

"...It's a big one (okay), I'll help you this time, and in return, how about you stay here?" Dashewan, who was hit by my uninterrupted saliva offensive and started to support his forehead, finally said The heavenly "big one" made me secretly say yes in my heart. It seems that the mouth alone can achieve the goal, but it is still a little worse than Naruto's mouth escape skills, it is too laborious .As for staying...

"Are you sure?" I asked raising an eyebrow.

"No, as expected, forget it. Just treat it as a kindness..." He rubbed his ears indecently, turned around and walked out of the laboratory slowly, his back was extremely tired and desolate. "Has Uchiha's high coldness really mutated... My heart is so tired..."

...I'm really sorry for being a chatterbox!

"By the way, Master Orochimaru, have you become interested in science?" I pressed the experimental table with great interest, and asked loudly to Orochimaru who had gone all the way.

"It's really interesting...if you don't talk so much nonsense..." He paused, then said.

"..." Am I self-defeating_(:зゝ∠)_

Well, that's okay, after all, he has been studying ninjutsu for so many years, and it's not realistic for him to suddenly become interested in other things. In short, as long as he doesn't study "Dirty Reincarnation" and "Undead Reincarnation" and so on, it will be fine .

Uh, it seems to have been researched now... probably _(:зゝ∠)_

Then what am I wasting so much saliva on? (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Well, I hope he is busy with scientific research and doesn't take the time to abduct me, Oudou.

In the next few days, Orochimaru really followed his promise and began to study electromagnetic induction, and the results were extremely remarkable.I took this opportunity to sort out my strength and let it rebalance bit by bit. I didn't breathe a sigh of relief until all my strength was restored.

"Master Orochimaru, what do you want for lunch today? Snake soup?" I took the phone he first developed in a good mood, and squatted at the exit to call the otaku Orochimaru hidden in the underground laboratory, asking Lunch matters.

"...Roasted rabbit, medium rare."

"Oh, no salt in the snake broth, right? I see."

"... Roast chicken, fully cooked."

"okay!"

After hanging up the phone, I rolled up my sleeves and went to catch pheasants, ahem, although I don’t know why there are pheasants in this small forest, but their existence is reasonable, and it’s good to eat some, so why care about so many.

Skillfully wiped its neck, bled it, removed its hair, removed its internal organs, filled its stomach with various ingredients and spices, wrapped it with broad leaves, covered it with mud, and threw it into the pit dug.I reached out and made a seal, and spit out a fireball. After the chakra in the fireball was consumed, the ground began to dry out, and the residual heat continued to heat the pheasants in the soil.

I glanced at the entrance of the cave, and Comrade Orochimaru hadn't come out yet, so I ran to the entrance of the cave again, took the phone off the wall and called Orochimaru again.

"What, what, Oshemaru-sama, it's time to eat."

"...Understood, don't bother me when I'm doing experiments in the future." A deep and hoarse voice came, and I seemed to be able to imagine the sound of the electric arc in the background and his almost upright soft long hair stimulated by the electric arc. The scene where the circuit board blows up due to the failure of the development and experiment.

"Yes." Suppressing the desire to laugh, I hurriedly expressed my understanding.I can't offend him at this time, otherwise I don't know how many years I have to wait before I can use my mobile phone again. For my future happy life, such trivial things can still be tolerated.But I really want to laugh, too big a brain hole is also a disease, poof...

After another half an hour, I couldn't help but want to dig out the secret beggar chicken and eat it. The big snake pills haven't come out yet, so I endured and endured so that I didn't touch the phone again.

I almost have a kind of mother who prepares a meal and waits for the child to come out to eat, but the bear child is addicted to games or the good child is obsessed with studying and can’t come out. The mother wants to call him but is afraid of disturbing him, but she feels relieved if she doesn’t. I can't help feeling depressed.

Ah, why do I have such vicissitudes of mind?

Are you really old?

Alas, I'd better wait.

I walked around and around the open space where the beggar chicken was buried, and then circled around the entrance of the cave, pulled out two grasses, picked two flowers, and practiced throwing shuriken with stones when I was bored. Soon, my patience was worn out.

Don't you know that it's the cruelest thing in the world to guard a pile of food but not be able to eat it? !

"Master Orochimaru? I'll give you 3 minutes, if you don't come out again, I'll save lunch and dinner for you~" Before he could answer, I hung up the phone with a "click".

While cutting the ground with the wind blade to take out the beggar chicken, he counted the time silently in his heart. At two minutes and 30 seconds, there was still no response from the hole.Stretch out your finger and press it against the soil shell bitterly. The crispy soil shattered to the ground with the dried leaves, revealing the tender chicken. Immediately, the fragrance overflowed.

Then...he came out_(:зゝ∠)_

But Oshemaru-sama, Anosa... that's not how the escaping technique is used, hey!Give me back Leng Jun Orochimaru who never uses normal ninjutsu, who is cold and perverted!

The only time I saw him using popular ninjutsu was for food, how should I put it... I feel like my idol has been shattered, although I don't think he is my idol_(:зゝ∠)_

"Please put away your ghostly look," he said politely, "you who cook with your Uchiha's proud fireball skills have no right to despise me." After finishing speaking, he tore off a chicken leg, He rolled his tongue and put it into his mouth. The next moment, the chicken leg bone was spit out, and then he narrowed his eyes in satisfaction.

"...You who were lured out of the hole by the food have no right to speak of me." I turned my head, picked out a chicken again, and started to eat.

After the meal, Comrade Orochimaru went back to the ground to make his technical house, and I started to seal and use the soil to bury the leftover chicken bones and dried soil into the ground to eliminate traces of life.

While doing it, I was still thinking hard, ah, why on earth should I take over the job of cooking?

……

Orochimaru is worthy of being Orochimaru, even if it is not ninjutsu, he is completely a genius.It took him half a month or so to fully research the invention that others had tried thousands of times with only a few words of description from me, and he also added the chakra power conversion function independently.

After sending a small satellite to an altitude of [-] meters with a non-gravity ninjutsu + flame thruster, the first communication satellite was born.As for the signal tower, he felt that the target was too big and too laborious to set up, so he just passed it. Sure enough, the madman of science is so powerful and domineering that he doesn't explain it!

Even though the current mobile phone can only store the numbers of ten people, and the style is very old, like a small version of the big brother, but it is really important to be able to hold the mobile phone in your hand at this time, which is more determined. I lead him to science Determination that technology paves the way to success.

However, before I could speak, I was kicked out.

"What I promised you has been done, you can go back."

"...You don't think about it anymore? Don't you really want to study my physique?" I tried my best to save it. Life here is really exciting. Except for cooking every day, I can freely control the rest of the time , You can also exchange feelings with Tayuya who has been planted with a spell in the base not far away to hone your hearing, and fight with Junmalu who is sick and needs treatment from time to time, and your skill proficiency has been restored to full level or something It really couldn't be better.

"..." He glanced at the oily skewer in my hand, then looked away with difficulty, "No, let's go, your physique...is really special."

After doing more than 5000 experiments, there were no two results that were the same, or even similar. This is really... too beyond imagination. If he continues to study, he is afraid that he will lose confidence in science.

The most important thing is that he needs to be quiet. He is nagged and nagged at his ears every day. Life is horrible, though...it's nice to have a new taste of food every day. o(*////▽////*)q

He thought, he should find a chance to call Dou back.The omnipotent little assistant should also practice his chef skills to the full level, otherwise he is really unqualified.

"Well, yes, the mobile phone has been researched, do you want to try a computer next? If you don't want to do scientific research, you can study cars or something. Your evasion is so smooth, and it is not a problem to detect oil. right?"

"……I will think about it."

"Great, on behalf of the masses of the people, I would like to thank you for your outstanding contributions to scientific progress and the rapid development of people's living standards. I will apply to the Federation of the Five Great Powers to give you a Medal of Honor, and even grant you financial support Your research's..."

"……no need……"

"Oh, forget it. By the way, if you don't want to stand on the stage and just want to be behind the scenes, I can give you financial support. Do you want to think about it?"

"it is good."

"Eh? So you are short of money?"

"..."

"Ahaha, don't worry about these details. If you are short of money, just tell me. As a supporter and collaborator of your scientific research, I can still take care of this little problem!"

"...Then thank you."

"No, no, I'm your boss anyway, to some extent."

"..."

"Okay, I'm leaving, take care of yourself!" I waved my hand, ready to go home.

However, before I could go far, I heard a low, hoarse laughter from behind: "...I am really interested in you, hehehe..."

"...No need, thank you." I hurriedly supported the tree trunk next to me, so as not to fall down. I have already filled up the boredom value and started to push people away. Why are you suddenly interested now? Hey !

I don’t know how difficult it is to portray a (fake) loli that everyone loves (hey!) into a legendary long-winded old woman who is violent and likes to choke people with nothing but good cooking skills?I've tried my best, hey!

Alas, being too likable (dirt) is a bad thing too.

Fortunately, he was just talking, and didn't really let me stay, so I pretended to be reluctant to leave, but actually took a long sigh of relief and left here quickly.

After walking a long distance, I supported the tree and sat down slowly, pressing my chest to suppress the discomfort.

In the dark and damp dungeon, violent people like fighting beasts were imprisoned. They were injected with strange potions every day, and fought with the same imprisoned people until one side fell down.The scene was extremely bloody and tragic, but they turned a blind eye to the slaughter of their companions as if they were used to it.

The blood of the loser was carried out mixed with tears and destroyed, and the one who won was so excited that he shouted "willing to sacrifice for Master Orochimaru!" Such a scene is really not suitable for an underage girl like me.

I'd better go back to Konoha and let my tender and soft Oududou heal my wounded heart.