[Comprehensive] Hokage: Watching the Moon Climb Up

After digging out my pockets for a long time to get the rent together, I ran away with cold sweat against the strange gaze of Obasan who came back to collect the house, leaving her contemptuous voice of "Oh, I don't even give a tip" behind my mind.

Why are there cold sweats?Of course it's because the voice of this mother-in-law is so similar to that of Comrade Orochimaru, and the dress, the folds on the face, and the red lips, if I didn't see the iconic cigarette, I would really think that She belongs to Mother-in-law Dengshi.

By the way, Mother-in-law Dengshi is the landlord and creditor of my male god Yinsang, the vicious woman who once threatened him to sell his kidneys and eggs to pay the rent (Dawu). (PS: All women who covet my male god’s kidney are class enemies, existences that need to be defeated, fight for the kidney, and win! Make a fist...)

Seeing such a familiar character all of a sudden, I'm really... a bit heartbroken...

Kagura Zila is here, why I, Yinsang, won’t come _(:зゝ∠)_

I went back to the Fujiwara house depressed and unhappy. I wanted to find Mary Sue to heal my wounded heart, but in the end I was blinded by a pair of loving dogs: Mary Sue dragged her colorful long hair reaching the floor, carrying Walking through the flowers in the hem of the clothes, bending down from time to time and sniffing the fragrance of the flowers, and then turned around in surprise and said something to the person he was dating. Brother Fujiwara Jiro, the head of Tsukiyo, looked at her with a happy face, and reached out to pick two flowers from the top for her. When the flowers bloomed just right, I handed one to her, and put the other in her hair. The girl smiled shyly, and immediately a hundred flowers bloomed...

I feel that my heart has been hit by 10000T, ah, dog abuse is the most annoying... ==

Brother Jiro was the first to notice that something was wrong with me because of the angle, so he lowered his head and said something to Mary Sue. After listening, Mary Sue suddenly turned her head, and the colorful long hair was drawn in a row because of the violent movement. The beautiful arc is even more breathtaking under the sunlight.

"Ah La Ayue, you're back!" The girl Yi Tong's eyes lit up, she lifted her skirt and ran over. During the distance of more than ten meters, she stumbled and almost fell three times, which made me see that she was covered in cold sweat. Hurry up and take two steps to catch her.

She supported my arm and stood up, blushing, and handed me the flower in her hand, "Ah Yue, do you think this flower looks good? Smell the fragrance!" After I took it reflexively, I saw the excitement on her face, as if she was very concerned about the result.

I smelled it, and it was indeed very fragrant, "It smells good."

"Really? As long as you like it, Jiro picked it for me. You don't even know it. It grows in a high place. If Jiro didn't grow tall, I guess I can only pick it when you come back... ..." After that, she turned her head to look at Jiro, and the two smiled at each other.

Jiro glanced at me holding flowers, and smiled politely, "Thank you for taking care of Mary all the way."

"Ah, no, this is what I should do." I said modestly.

Mary Sue blushed even more when she heard me say that, "I hate it, what are you doing so bluntly!"

"...Huh?" Isn't it supposed to protect the task object?

"Oh, it doesn't matter, anyway, this flower is for you!"

"Eh?——" I was very surprised, isn't this a token of love between the young couple?Picking flowers and using them as hairpins is a magic weapon for dog abuse. Isn't it afraid that the members of the group will be mobilized if they are given away so casually?

"I've always wanted to send you a flower, after all...I'm touched that you took such good care of me along the way, but returning your affection...I think it will take me a while, but...I feel...between us Love can be cultivated, so..." She lowered her head shyly, "So let's start by sending flowers to each other."

"..." I was dumbfounded, hasn't this girl got over it yet?

I'm not bent, really!

Girl, look back quickly, your blind date has been petrified, and his three views have been shattered!I have already heard, "Ka——" a sound like broken glass!

However, Brother Jiro seems to have a magical golden finger, so after experiencing the huge blow of the destruction of the Three Views, he quickly recovered.

"Mary, who is this?" Brother Jiro smiled in a gentle manner, with an extra fan in his hand, making him look like an extremely decent person.

...He actually lost his memory? !He actually selectively forgot the scene just now!And it also comes with a back file? !

"Jiro? What's the matter with you? She's Ah Yue, the lady ninja who sent me all the way here, she's amazing!" Marysu gave him a puzzled look, and re-introduced it responsibly.

"What? I'm sorry the wind is too strong, I didn't hear her name."

"Her name is Ah Yue."

"what?"

"Ah Yue."

"what?"

"..."×2

I think I seem to have gotten to the point, I cough lightly, "Cough, hello, I am U Chi Ha, the ninja of Konoha Village, since Your Royal Highness has been handed over to you, I can go back and hand it over to you." It's a task." The words surname and task are highlighted.

Jiro was very satisfied with my understanding, he grinned and showed his white teeth, "It turns out that you are a ninja from Konoha Village, you took good care of Mary, I will tell my father that he will pay you half more. "

"...Thank you." Although it is really good to get the money, why am I so unhappy in my heart!

"Jiro, you are so kind!" Mary Sue looked at him happily, "She will be very happy to get paid more, Ayue! Hey ~ Ayue."

"...Yes, very happy."

"Oh, is that so?" He seemed to see that my face was distorted, as if he had become the winner in the love triangle, and looked at me with a showy attitude, even ignoring the sound of Mary Sue Annoyed when you call me "A Yue".

"Since you're happy, go get the money first. Mary and I still have things to do here." He embraced Marysu's waist, turned his head for a second, and said softly, "Ma Li Li, I also cultivated the Eighteen Scholars from Zhongzhou, which just bloomed recently, do you want to see it?"

"Yes!!" Marysue's eyes lit up immediately, "I like flowers the most! You know? As long as I have seen a flower once, I can name it and recognize its fragrance when I see it again! "

"Really? That's amazing!" Jiro applauded just right, which earned Marysu a smile.

"not bad……"

The two walked away talking and laughing, leaving only me who was bleak in the wind watching the two show their affection.

I... seem to have somehow become the love rival of the rich second generation?It seems to be inadvertently NTR?

I always feel like something is not right...

...Asshole, I am Aluminum Kid Paper!What's the matter with your expression of looking at your girlfriend's ex-husband? !I am the one who is lying on the gun inexplicably, I am the most innocent, okay!

Wait, I have to calm down. The most important thing is that Mary Sue can find true love. I am silently building in my heart.If I rush out now and break this scene that deserves to be burned, there will definitely be terrible consequences. My intuition tells me that Mary Sue will think that I have something ♂plan♂♂for her, so she is shrouded in halo Brother Jiro, please be free...

Thinking of this, my eyes blurred, and a window suddenly popped up in my sight like an online game, on which the attributes of Brother Jiro were carefully marked, not to mention intelligence, physical strength and energy, but after the name of the character there is actually A Bracket Mary Sue Halo Anti-Bracket Owner? !

...What does this mean?This shows that Brother Jiro really loves Marysu!This unscientific!

But speaking of this true love brother is really lucky, what if Mary Su rescues Bai and then spends two nights with him, loving and loving each other?Is brother true love going to live alone?

Ahhhh, thinking about it, I still have a little bit of a feeling =v=

No, no, time travel is reasonable, true love is innocent, I want to be rational, rational...

Although I have done a good job of psychological preparation, what I need most at this moment is the comfort of Jin Pingtang, who has suffered double injuries in my heart. However... ah, why do I have more torches and gasoline in my hands?

When I turned my head, I happened to see a mask of Zha Lang. The owner of the mask was wearing a regimental uniform at the moment, with a slow motion of the left hand and the right hand... No, it was the torch gasoline in the left hand and the right hand. The whole body was covered with black mist. I seemed to be able to hear the In the mist, a group of little demons holding three-headed forks were shouting: "burn, burn, burn!"

... Xiyan, your character is also broken _(: зゝ∠)_

However, being interrupted like this made me feel a lot better for no reason, so I threw the props in my hands, clapped my hands and returned to the guest room with Xi Yan.

Originally, I really should have looked at the video data collected by Xiyan, but the live version is already cruel enough, and I guess the pictures will make people even more heartbroken, after all... Seeing Xiyan's tormented appearance Just know.

I left a note for Mary Sue, indicating that my escort task has been completed. Now that she has found happiness, it is time for me to leave Yunyun.

Then, I went to the accountant of the Fujiwara family to collect the promised mission money, and then handed over the blind date materials I took to Xiyan, and asked him to turn into me and return to the land of winds to hand in the task of "recording images", and then led The mission gold agreed by the daimyo.

After all, the biggest difference between Xi Yan and my little pets is that although he is usually a little out of tune, he will complete the tasks assigned to him just right, and he will never ask too much.

So I'm relieved to leave it to him.

Then, I was about to get ready to be ambushed by someone on the way home.

Walking all the way towards the Land of Fire, it was rare for me not to be in a hurry, but to preserve my strength so that Itachi would take me as a half-way vote.

Tsk, it's hard to think about it, one day I will become the richest man in the world, and then directly buy their organization!

Sure enough, it didn't take long before I was stopped after making my grand wish...

"Ala, Itachi-san, isn't this your goal?" A blue-skinned, shark-faced uncle carried his signature weapon - shark muscle, grinning and showing a mouthful of shark teeth.

"Ah, don't interfere." The legendary Weasel looked at me with a flat face, and said to the uncle standing beside him.

"Hi yo~" The uncle backed up a few steps cooperatively, leaning against the tree trunk as an ornamental gesture.

The corner of my mouth twitched, uncle, you are too obedient, aren't you?In this way, your relationship will be easily misunderstood...

Blue queen... I was beaten again...

And because he wants to ensure the authenticity and credibility of the play, he always greets the top with big moves, and doesn't care whether I will get hurt or whether he will get hurt.

I found it very sad that in Itachi's heart, Ododo will always be ranked first, and Konoha Village will be ranked second, and I can only be ranked third... Wait, it seems that compared with the three-color meatball, I can only Ranked fourth? !

Thinking about it like this, the sadness in my heart has flowed upstream like a river, as if the embankment will burst in the next moment...

At that moment, I couldn't help sighing in my heart, if I could do it all over again, I would choose Li Bai... Ah bah, I want to be a bright (ruan) flattering (meng) girl (mei), not ostentatious, not violent, following her every day Itachi's back is softly called "Nissan", and he is desperately trying to brush Itachi's favorability - it's best to be able to surpass Muye Village and reach Odoudou's position.

Rather than snatching food from him since he was a child, grabbing the attention of his parents, grabbing the decision-making power of O Doudou's clothing, and even fighting with him once in a while, so that he is now very concerned about crushing me by force. Things have a special obsession.The most important thing is that he is used to seeing me get hurt from time to time, so there is no sign of shame in him for hurting me, which is not good...

If this continues, I will really become a pathetic existence like the neglected second son!He will be regarded as a poor guy who "takes the benefits if you are in danger"!