[Comprehensive] Nuan Nuan conquers the world

Qiao Chen doubted her eyes, rubbed them vigorously, and looked over there again.

The young man called "Sisuo" still looks like a human being, not at all the same as the clown with bad taste in his memory who likes to bathe in the open air.

Turning his eyes to the girl who was talking in front of him, Qiao Chen frowned, stepped forward, and asked bluntly, "Hey, are you Hisoka?"

Being suddenly interrupted into the conversation made the girl obviously a little unhappy. The tall young man turned his head and looked at Qiao Chen who was standing there. He narrowed his eyes, not angry at being offended at all, but rather interested. Appearance: "Well, what can you do with me, a little girl who can hide?"

Qiao Chen was a little surprised. He thought he had completely changed, and he should be completely different from before, but this person...

"How did you recognize it?"

"It's simple, but it's a secret~"

Qiao Chen looked at him suspiciously, and said, "Well, it's not important."

He took a step forward and said to Hisoka: "Can you take a step to talk, it's not very convenient here."

"Where are you going?" Hisoka asked patiently, narrowing his eyes.

To be honest, his current image made Qiao Chen doubt his own memory, but he still chose to believe in himself and was not confused by this abnormally normal-looking Hisoka.

"Wait, who is this woman who is similar to me? Hisoka, do you know her? Why do you want to go with her?" Seeing that the man next to him is so flirtatious, he is about to be hooked up by another goblin (Qiao Chen: ...) Let's go, the pink-haired girl finally couldn't bear it anymore, and asked in a bad tone.

"I am a saint who saves ignorant girls..." Qiao Chen said solemnly.

"And it's a secondary illness!"

"..."

Facing the girl who was not good at dealing with it, Qiao Chen obediently kept his mouth shut, feeling extremely sad in his heart.

These little girls all understand the benefits of Saint Seiya, they are the best men in the world!

Fortunately, his target has never been her, and the middle-aged man who entrusted him just said "defeat Hisoka, let my daughter see his embarrassed side", which is much easier than persuading an adolescent girl.

Qiao Chen saw that the pink-haired girl's anger turned into fear within the time Hisoka said, but she still insisted on refusing to show weakness, sighed, and didn't put her energy on her anymore.

One after another, he and Hisoka came to a small alley not far from the Sky Arena, turned around, and calmly looked at Hisoka who seemed a little excited.

Qiao Chen doesn't remember much about the contents of Hunter, but there are a few that are extremely impressive, one of which is the fact that Hisoka is a pervert who gets excited by boys.

This kind of impression was so deep that Qiao Chen subconsciously divided him into the "absolutely abnormal" category. Seeing Hisoka in a suit and leather shoes felt particularly horrifying, and even had things like wearing the wrong manga. illusion.

"What do you want from me, little girl?"

Hisoka seemed to be looking forward to it. His gaze gave people the illusion of being stared at by something terrible. Qiao Chen touched his arm to get rid of the goosebumps, and faced Hisoka as calmly as possible.

"Oh, I'm here to beat you."

"Hmm, this momentum is good. Are you going to use that stealth ability to defeat me?" Hisoka became agitated when talking about the battle, and his voice trembled slightly, which made Qiao Chen find it. A little familiar feeling, "Ah~ that ability is really good, very interesting."

"However..." Hisoka's voice changed, the aura around him suddenly rose, and the end sound sank, appearing to be cold, "Just like this is not enough."

"Is that so?" Qiao Chen said calmly without flinching from his words.

"If you become an obedient and good boy, go back to practice hard, and become stronger..." Hisoka licked his lips, "It will become delicious~"

Qiao Chen couldn't help looking down, and glanced at his glowing part in the comics, as if he felt that there would be some unspeakable changes here...Of course, Qiao Chen felt that his behavior was really stupid Yes, and immediately looked away.

Even so, this glance was immediately caught by the perceptive person. Hisoka narrowed his slender eyes and showed a meaningful smile.

Qiao Chen felt chills all over her body, and immediately clarified: "I don't want to have sex with men, I'm just curious, since you're excited about boys, can you still be interested in girls, or as long as you are interested in girls?" Anyone who meets the criteria is welcome regardless of gender or age.”

He was really curious.

"Boys?"

Forget it, if the plot has not developed to that point, maybe Hisoka hasn't met Xiaojie and the others, and he is still a relatively normal fighting maniac...

"Ah~ If it has firm eyes, a lot of room for growth, and a value that makes people want to beat it, then it's really exciting~" Hisoka seemed to remember something, and revealed A particularly embarrassing expression.That distorted expression was really weird, and Qiao Chen didn't want to respond.

However, it still feels weird when paired with a suit, and the degree of scariness has been reduced a lot.

"So that's how it is..." Qiao Chen said blankly, grasping Kunai behind him expressionlessly, using the missing parts to activate the suit effect, and concealing his figure, "Don't talk nonsense, let's kill you quickly .”

Not equipped with a complete suit, Qiao Chen's invisibility was only for a moment, but he didn't want to use the invisibility effect to kill Hisoka.He secretly added light elf leg ornaments under Shamat's big skirt, and while he was invisible, a faint light appeared in his position.

A few poker cards came to Qiao Chen in an instant.

Qiao Chen clicked the position with interest, and found that these cards were all aimed at Qiao Chen's vital parts, and none of them deviated a bit.

But that didn't help either.

"Okay, let's call it a day."

Qiao Chen closed the closet and picked up Hisoka, who had been smashed to the ground by the big cat. Half of it was at the request of his employer, and half of it was habitually shaved his big shiny bald head.After shaving, he touched his shiny scalp and thought proudly that his shaving technique has almost surpassed the scope of the earth and reached the height of the universe.

When Qiao Chen dragged the unconscious Hisoka out of the alley slowly, the pink-haired girl waiting there was completely stunned.

"Who is that? Where is my Hisoka?"

"This is it." Qiao Chen lifted his hand up, revealing his face, "Because I lost to me, my head was shaved."

"Hisuo, Hisoka actually lost... or to a weak little girl!"

Although she was a little dissatisfied with her description, Qiao Chen still added calmly: "I killed him with one blow."

"..." The pink-haired girl's expression was as if she had smashed a big rock, and she fell into complete rigidity.

She opened and closed her lips twice, looked at Hisoka, and then at Qiao Chen with a calm face, pointing tremblingly at the bald version of Hisoka who was lying on the ground, tears welled up in her eyes.

"I was deceived! Hisoka... It turns out that Hisoka is not as strong a man as I thought."

To be honest, Qiao Chen felt that this little girl was a bit weird, but since she agreed to her father, he persuaded her, "Since you have been cheated, go home, your father is still waiting for you."

"No..." She shook her head.

"Then what are you going to do?"

"Although I was cheated once, I won't lose the courage of my lover like this! Besides, I already have a new goal..." The girl wiped away her tears and said with a choked voice. After hearing the end, Qiao Chen had a bad feeling , but before she could stop her words, the girl continued, "A person who defeated Hisoka! How perfect, I think I am going to fall in love with you! No, I have fallen in love with you deeply, I am in love Falling in love, unable to extricate myself."