The Agricultural Tycoon of the Red House
Chapter 103 Fairy Girl and Dung Water
Jingxin learned that it was this matchmaker who married Zheng Xu, the magistrate of Yuzhou, so that he stopped his wife and remarried, which harmed his original wife.Jingxin felt a little angrily in her heart, although Zheng Xu was responsible for this matter, but this matchmaker is not a good thing.As a matchmaker, one should properly introduce a daughter-in-law to someone as a regular wife or first spouse, instead of helping those dandy men find a wife.Doing this kind of indiscriminate thing that harms the original spouse should be called a bustard, what kind of matchmaker is it, it really tarnishes the matchmaker's reputation.
Jingxin is well aware of the hard work of being a regular wife, and she looks bright on the surface, but in fact only they know the hard work.At the top, you have to be filial to your parents, and at the bottom, you have to serve the younger ones. In the middle, you have to balance the relationship between sisters-in-law.So busy here and there, but the man ignores his wife and 'marries' someone else, which is really disgusting.
"It's not just Zheng Xu. After that, she hooked up several men with families, saying that it was a good marriage they missed and they should take it back." Jia Lian couldn't help but sneer.
"Hearing you say that, you really look like a bustard. This kind of person is not worthy of marriage, and it would be cheap for her to match a dog." Jing Xin was very angry.When a woman marries the wrong person, there is no other way but to endure.For the sake of the children, for the sake of face, most of them swallow their anger and tolerate it as much as they can.
The matchmaker took advantage of this loophole and made people angry for no reason.For a good family, anyone who would accept a good concubine without any problems, all thanks to her.
Jingxin is very supportive of the matter of bringing marriage to 'cousin'.She reassured Jia Lian that this matter would be done for her.
Jia Lian was worried that Jing Huan would be bad for Jingxin, but seeing that Jingxin insisted and was very interested, Jia Lian followed her wishes and agreed.Forget it, I'll leave the police fantasy to her to play with, and nothing major will happen.When he turns back, he will ask someone to watch Jingxin, and if there is any accident, he will be able to help in time.
Jia Lian is no longer worried about Jing Huan's status as a fairy.During the period when he was away from Beijing, apart from his illness, he still sent people to monitor Jing Huan.He once asked someone to try it out, and now Jing Huan is just an ordinary weak woman, nothing special from ordinary people.It is said that once someone sent by his original partner beat him to the door, and even knocked his head, which shows that she really became a mortal fetus.In fact, such immortals descend to the earth, such as Baoyu and Daiyu, we already know that they do not have their own magic power, so they should be ordinary mortals.
How does Jia Lian feel that Jing Huan was demoted because of a mistake, otherwise she would not be so idle that she would go crazy, so she would work non-stop to match people all day long.She looked like she was in a rush to get something done.
Earlier, Jia Lian heard his subordinates report that the matchmaker went to Lin's house and wandered around twice.Jia Lian felt that if she started to set her sights on Daiyu, Baoyu, Sanchun, etc. in Rongfu would not be safe.Only then did Jia Lian decide to disturb her.
"This fellow avoided me in Yuzhou back then. When you lured her into the bait, be careful. You'd better let her know that I didn't know about it." Jia Lian reminded Jingxin.
Jingxin rolled her eyes cleverly, and raised her eyebrows at Jia Lian, "Don't worry, my husband, I have already made up my mind on this matter. Within three days, you just wait for the good news."
Jing Xin then happily rubbed her hands, muttering to herself: "Anyway, I'm idle, I'm idle, this time I'm seeking justice for the courtiers."
After saying that, Jingxin started to act, first got Jing Huan's residence from Jia Lian, and then sent someone to check if he was at home.After learning that she was not at home, Jingxin found two more mature and steady women, and pretended to go shopping at a rice cake shop near Jing Huan's home. Said this in a low voice, which immediately attracted Jing Huan's attention.
Although Jing Huan is eager to make the marriage happen, she is not hungry and has high demands.Just like in the illusory world, only important women are selected for the Jinling Twelve Beauties.The same is true for her marriage marriage. First of all, one must choose someone with an extraordinary status. At least one party must be of noble birth, and the process must be entangled with bumps and bumps. Only then can it be considered a good marriage.
At least there are a few unmarried sons and daughters in the capital. If Jing Huan can match them all, the number will be quite considerable, and the completion of the task is just around the corner.It's a pity that things didn't work out as expected. When someone from a high family gets married, they have to invite wives from the same high family background to protect the matchmaker. This can not only show the family's identity, but also show respect for the woman's family.
Jing Huan is now an ordinary matchmaker from the countryside. She has no family and no job. It is easy to be a matchmaker for ordinary people. superior.
Therefore, Jing Huan, who is at the end of his life, can only think of another way, and the best thing is to give concubines to those high-ranking lords and young masters. Fortunately, regardless of status in marriage, regardless of whether it is a wife or a concubine, she can complete the task by doing so.But there are many matches, such a marriage is a bit tasteless to her after all.Originally, after her reputation was established, she had the opportunity to be a matchmaker for those sub-noble figures, but after Zheng Xu's incident broke out, her reputation was affected, and so far no nobleman dared to use her to help find a wife.
Today, after a tiring day, Jing Huan came home exhausted, and suddenly heard two women on the street talking about their cousin's difficult marriage. So, hurriedly approached those two people to inquire.The two wives gave Jing Huan a defensive look, dared not say anything, and dragged each other away.Seeing this, Jing Huan became more and more curious, and felt that this Young Master Biao must have a good background to have such a well-behaved servant.Just now I heard that this young cousin has a strange temperament, everyone dotes on him, maybe he can decide his own marriage.No matter what, Jing Huan felt that there was a way to do this, and it was worth a try.
Jing Huan followed the two women from a distance, and suddenly saw them entering the back door of the Rong Mansion, and his heart skipped a beat.Thinking of Jia Lian, she took precautions, but then felt that Jia Lian should not know about this matter, after all, they just met by chance, and Jia Lian should still not know her true identity.
Jing Huan felt relieved and tried to find out relevant news.
The people around Second Mistress Lian of the Rong Mansion were all greedy and ungrateful, if they bribed with a little more money, they would tell the whole story about Young Master Biao.It turned out that this Young Master Biao was actually the only son of the younger sister of the Princess of Li County. Because his mother left early and his father had been guarding the border all year round, he lived in the Prince's Mansion of Li County.And because he had a good relationship with Jia Lian, and Jia's mother liked him very much, he was often invited to come to Rongfu.Now at the age of sixteen, Princess Li is busy looking for a relative for him, who knows that the child is not satisfied with the girls from several families, so Princess Li assigns the matter to her daughter Jingxin.
This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.Jing Huan finds out that tomorrow coincides with the fifteenth day, which is the day when Jingxin goes to the temple to offer incense, so he decides to block Jingxin at that time and recommend himself to her.Men generally seldom intervene in women's affairs, so Jing Huan is not worried about bumping into Jia Lian.If she tried to avoid him again, it would be even more impossible to see him.
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Two days later, Jia Lian calculated that it was just the day Jing Xin said, and asked her how it was going.
Jingxin smiled: "I was in the temple yesterday, and she blocked me, saying that there is a good match, and I promise that my cousin will like it when he meets. Today, I called to ask for his horoscope. First, I will get along with that girl. See you when it suits you."
"Next?" Jia Lian asked.
Jingxin smiled proudly: "The next thing is to let her see the dog, don't delay, it will be solved today."
After Jing Xin said that, she asked Jia Lian to wait in the inner room, and when someone came, she made it clear, and showed him the excitement.
"Look at her? I'm not interested, but I can listen to what you have to say." Jia Lian scratched the bridge of Jingxin's nose with a gentle smile, seeing her playfully smiling at herself, her throat tightened.There was a rumor that the matchmaker had come, so Jia Lian stopped and turned around.
Jing Xin exchanged pleasantries with Jing Huan, seeing that she was dressed much more gloriously than that day, she was already exquisite in facial features, she was a very beautiful person, and she was full of style, she really didn't look like a matchmaker from the countryside .Jingxin was still a little bit lucky in her heart, but fortunately Jia Lian was not interested in looking at her, otherwise she might do something to her husband based on this woman's dirty way of keeping a man's concubine, anyway, she was worried.
"Ma'am, can I ask for the horoscope of birth first, and then let him show up?" Jing Huan mainly bases on two factors in finding a marriage for someone, one is appearance, and the other is the horoscope of life.She is now famous by relying on this, and has found the place in the hearts of many princes and buddies, without exception.
"It's all simple, but before that, I have something to ask you carefully. Are you worthy of my cousin?"
"Yes, of course, Madam doesn't know me yet? There is no marriage in this world that I am not worthy of." Jing Huan boasted a few examples.
Jing Xin twitched the corners of her mouth, as the main wife, she really didn't like listening to Jing Huan's speech, so she reluctantly endured it. "My cousin is so hateful, you really can? I don't believe it."
"Don't worry, ma'am, I will do it."
"Then do you dare to swear to God? You will definitely find a good marriage for my cousin and make him happy and satisfied."
"Dare!" Jing Huan pledged again to win this opportunity.
"Send it to the Jade Emperor as well." Jing Xin then added.
Jing Huan finds Jing Xin's request very strange, but since she likes it, it's okay for her to swear.Immortals are different from people. Their oaths are 100% fulfilled, so those who swear must do it, or they will be punished by God.
Jing Huan is very good at such things as matching marriage, so she is not afraid of anything, and immediately raises her hand and swears straightforwardly.
In fact, the swearing was made by Jia Lian, and Jingxin didn't understand the purpose of this practice.Anyway, no matter what she believed it would be useful, just do it.
"The birthday horoscope has been prepared, here." Jingxin first handed the red paper with the horoscope written on it to Jing Huan.
As soon as Jing Huan saw this horoscope, he said that Young Master Biao had a good fortune, and he would definitely become famous in the future.
"Oh, I really didn't know it could have such a talent, this is its good fortune." Jingxin couldn't help laughing.
Jing Huan hurriedly said: "I don't want to lie, it all depends on these characters."
"Now this matchmaker is really good. He knows everything, and he doesn't need to invite monks." Jing Xin clapped her hands and ordered people to quickly invite 'Master Biao' to come out.
Jing Huan waited, and a few servant girls came in with a smile, one of them was holding a snow-white puppy.The little dog's black eyes were watery, and he was panting with his tongue out at her.Jing Huan is not interested in a dog, so he continues to stretch his neck and wait for the boy she is looking forward to.
After a while, there was no movement outside the door.
Jingxin has already taken the dog from the maid, and is teasing it with a smile.
Jing Huan waited in embarrassment, unable to bear it anymore.
"Ma'am, where is Master Biao?"
"What kind of young master, only my cousin is here." Jingxin said.
"Where is it?" Jing Huan deliberately turned his neck to look around, carefully inspecting every inch of the room, not even a male bug, let alone a man.Jing Huan looked puzzled, "Ma'am, stop joking, where is he? Why didn't I see him?"
"There's no one, it's him!" Jing Xin sent the little white dog in her arms to Jing Huan.Jing Huan was taken aback, and hurriedly stood up to dodge, she was most afraid of dogs.Now her expression is not only frightened, but even more frightened.The dog has made her uncomfortable, and she wants to breed a dog!
"Is there something wrong? What I promised was to find a good marriage for your cousin, not a dog."
"My dog is called 'cousin', I mean him." Jingxin deliberately raised the cute little white dog in her hand, and shook its butt towards the police.
"But I've heard people say that there is a young cousin in the Prince's Mansion of Li County, who is 16 years old and whose mother died early..."
"Who made up nonsense for you? Call it out! There has never been a young master in Lijun Palace."
Jing Huan was at a loss for words for a while, the maid she had inquired about at that time was unknown, how could she know how to find her at this moment.Jing Huan slowed down, showing a helpless expression, thinking that he was being tricked.But the worst thing about her is to lose face and find a suitable female dog for this male dog.
Jing Huan raised his eyes, and when he was about to agree to Jing Xin, his eyes suddenly fixed on the dog's butt.A pair of eyeballs wished to stare out, as if he was blind, he didn't see anything just now.
"This dog's...was cut off?" Jing Huan's voice trembled.
"Yes, to save him from restlessness and uncleanness when he is in heat." Jing Xin blinked at Jing Huan, "You promised just now that you will help him find a good marriage, does that still count?"
Jing Huan's whole body was struck by lightning, and his ears buzzed.That dog is really a eunuch!She even swore to the Jade Emperor that she would find a marriage for a eunuch dog!Before marriage, there must always be love first.This dog has lost that place, even the most basic instinct is gone, how can it be successfully bred.This is obviously hurting her!
Jing Huan became impatient, pointed at Jing Xin with a blushing face, and was about to curse, "You—"
"Shut your mouth." A soft and magnetic male voice drifted over.
Jing Huan was even more surprised when he heard this familiar voice, and stared at Jia Lian who calmly walked out from the room with a blank face.
"Really, yes, you!" Jing Huan gritted his teeth word by word, and she chewed every word before spitting it out.
Jia Lian raised the corners of her lips gently, looking at Jing Huan, "We know each other?"
"you--"
Listening to the conversation between the two, Jing Xin had a bad impression of Jing Huan.This woman really has no sense of shame, she has never met her husband, and even pretended to be close when they met.
"I'm asking you now, can you still match my cousin? If not, heh, I'll have to spread the word, your business is not good. The matchmaker can't even match a dog!" Jing When Xin said the last sentence, the volume was raised, and the irony was very deliberate.
Jing Huan was momentarily stunned by the explosive power of the woman in front of him.Is she really the gentle, courteous, wealthy and generous Mrs. Hou Ye just now?
"Don't show a look of despair, let us pity you. You don't deserve to be pitied. Who will pity those regular wives who have been killed by you?" Jingxin said with righteous indignation.
Jing Huan looked at her, then at Jia Lian who was watching the fun over there, he burst out laughing, his voice mixed with seven points of anger and three points of sadness.
"I didn't expect that I would have a day of despair, and I was forced into such a situation by two ordinary people."
Jing Xin only thinks of 'Jing Huan', who claims to be a matchmaker, and doesn't mind much, but her husband is said to be an ordinary person, Jing Xin is very upset, very upset.
"Come here, spread the word about the matchmaker matching the dog to me. If you see anyone, tell me, spread the word to me all over the capital! I want to see how you say the matchmaker will gain a foothold in the capital in the future."
The most important thing in marriage is auspiciousness. A matchmaker is a matchmaker who promises marriage, but now she is married to a dog and promises marriage to the dog. Who would think that anyone will ask him to propose marriage again.This is equivalent to self-deprecation, and people are compared with animals.Who would discuss this taboo when discussing relatives?
When the rumors spread, Jing Huan's marriage business was completely ruined.The capital is full, let alone those who come from high families, even ordinary people are very taboo to use her.The most terrible thing is that oath, if she can't find a "marriage" for that little white dog, then even if she has completed the task assigned by the Jade Emperor this time, this unfulfilled oath is enough for her to be punished up.
Jing Huan was really going crazy, so he went back angrily, stayed away for five days, and suddenly came to the door madly to see Jia Lian.
Jia Lian happened to go to inspect the granary after the autumn harvest, and Jing Xin was at home.When she heard that the crazy woman surnamed Yan was here and wanted to find her husband, how could Jingxin be so energetic that she immediately ordered people to throw Jing Huan out with sticks.
Jing Huan's public identity is a widow.There are not many beautiful widows, but now she is making such a fuss at the gate of Rongfu, and rumors are everywhere.Jing Huan was so obviously shut out.The rumors are naturally scolding her, and they all think that she has an unrequited love for the Second Master Lian of the Rong Mansion, and she just went crazy at the gate of the Rong Mansion because she couldn't get what she asked for.
There is also a "Bessichi" who writes a storybook. It is not a big deal to watch the excitement.
Two days later, the song was being sung all over the capital, and it was extremely popular.
Because of this, Jing Huan couldn't even get out the door, and hid quietly at home all day to avoid the limelight, but he still couldn't live in peace.There are always people throwing rotten eggs into the courtyard, and layers of sticky rotten egg leaves, rotten vegetable leaves, and rotten potatoes have long been hanging outside the courtyard wall, and a group of flies landed on it, as if there was an extra layer of black wall skin. That's right, when something is thrown over, the flies fly up in groups and buzz.
This is not a big deal, if you meet someone with a strong hand, you can throw a rotten egg on her window at once, and then it will stink all day long.
The price of eggs is not cheap in Beijing.At least ordinary people have no conditions to eat all the time.It was even said to be lost.Some curious people checked and found that these egg-throwing people were all from rich and noble families, and they were the marriages that were deceived;Throwing rotten eggs has become popular for some reason, even if the courtiers take out their dowry, they are willing to buy rotten eggs every day, which is really cool.
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Today, Jia Lian and his wife ignored him and sat in the room chatting.Jingxin is holding a flower frame in his hand, embroidering flowers, while Jia Lian is holding a book, with a pencil in his hand, and will only draw after looking at it for a long time.
Jingxin: "I heard that the rotten eggs in Erye Xiaozaozhuang are more expensive than good eggs?"
Jia Lian: "That's what happened. Rotten eggs are in short supply recently."
Jingxin: "I also heard that everyone is thinking of how to make eggs rotten."
Jia Lian: "Rotten eggs are an elegant way for rich people to throw them away. It's so convenient to put them in ordinary people's homes."
Not long after, the word got out somehow.
No one buys rotten eggs any more, and manure is in short supply.
Jing Huan couldn't stand it when he was splashed with dung for the first time, so he ran away quietly.Those original wives were still not reconciled, and still sent the mother-in-law and the servants every day.
In just six or seven days, the quiet four-room house where Jing Huan originally lived has now been turned into the most famous cesspit in the capital.Thanks to her, the whole street doesn't smell good, and even the housing prices have dropped.
Although Jing Huan has escaped, he is still under Jia Lian's surveillance.She did not escape from the city, but was still living in the inn in the capital.
Almost ruined, Jing Huan still refused to leave.Jia Lian speculated that it should be because of the oath.During this period of time, he has ordered people to carefully protect the little white dog.
Jing Huan had no chance to strike, so he had to persevere.
How could Jia Lian tell her to stay comfortably in the inn, and soon the policeman's new residence, the Yuelai Inn, was leaked, and the feces-throwing party in the main room attacked violently.
After repeated obstructions and pleadings at Yuelai Inn, it still suffered. The feces were more or less scattered at the door, which affected the business.Although an unknown person made up for the lost money for the inn afterwards, the inn and colleagues all made a unanimous decision to resolutely boycott the matchmaker from staying in the inn.
Therefore, in addition to the words "Xue Pan and mace are not allowed to enter" at the entrance of the Hualiu Street shop in the capital, there is also a sign at the entrance of the inn that says "Matchmaker and big dung are not allowed to enter".
Just when this matter was about to subside, Jing Huan suddenly appeared and blocked Jia Lian and his wife from going to the temple to worship Buddha.She stretched her arms across the road alone, and she was still looking lonely a moment ago, but suddenly her legs bent and she knelt down for Jia Lian and his wife.
For some unknown reason, the strength on the outside collapsed in an instant.
Jing Huan wept weakly, and the tears fell pitifully. She repeatedly begged Jia Lian and his wife to give her their little white dog.
Jingxin is well aware of the hard work of being a regular wife, and she looks bright on the surface, but in fact only they know the hard work.At the top, you have to be filial to your parents, and at the bottom, you have to serve the younger ones. In the middle, you have to balance the relationship between sisters-in-law.So busy here and there, but the man ignores his wife and 'marries' someone else, which is really disgusting.
"It's not just Zheng Xu. After that, she hooked up several men with families, saying that it was a good marriage they missed and they should take it back." Jia Lian couldn't help but sneer.
"Hearing you say that, you really look like a bustard. This kind of person is not worthy of marriage, and it would be cheap for her to match a dog." Jing Xin was very angry.When a woman marries the wrong person, there is no other way but to endure.For the sake of the children, for the sake of face, most of them swallow their anger and tolerate it as much as they can.
The matchmaker took advantage of this loophole and made people angry for no reason.For a good family, anyone who would accept a good concubine without any problems, all thanks to her.
Jingxin is very supportive of the matter of bringing marriage to 'cousin'.She reassured Jia Lian that this matter would be done for her.
Jia Lian was worried that Jing Huan would be bad for Jingxin, but seeing that Jingxin insisted and was very interested, Jia Lian followed her wishes and agreed.Forget it, I'll leave the police fantasy to her to play with, and nothing major will happen.When he turns back, he will ask someone to watch Jingxin, and if there is any accident, he will be able to help in time.
Jia Lian is no longer worried about Jing Huan's status as a fairy.During the period when he was away from Beijing, apart from his illness, he still sent people to monitor Jing Huan.He once asked someone to try it out, and now Jing Huan is just an ordinary weak woman, nothing special from ordinary people.It is said that once someone sent by his original partner beat him to the door, and even knocked his head, which shows that she really became a mortal fetus.In fact, such immortals descend to the earth, such as Baoyu and Daiyu, we already know that they do not have their own magic power, so they should be ordinary mortals.
How does Jia Lian feel that Jing Huan was demoted because of a mistake, otherwise she would not be so idle that she would go crazy, so she would work non-stop to match people all day long.She looked like she was in a rush to get something done.
Earlier, Jia Lian heard his subordinates report that the matchmaker went to Lin's house and wandered around twice.Jia Lian felt that if she started to set her sights on Daiyu, Baoyu, Sanchun, etc. in Rongfu would not be safe.Only then did Jia Lian decide to disturb her.
"This fellow avoided me in Yuzhou back then. When you lured her into the bait, be careful. You'd better let her know that I didn't know about it." Jia Lian reminded Jingxin.
Jingxin rolled her eyes cleverly, and raised her eyebrows at Jia Lian, "Don't worry, my husband, I have already made up my mind on this matter. Within three days, you just wait for the good news."
Jing Xin then happily rubbed her hands, muttering to herself: "Anyway, I'm idle, I'm idle, this time I'm seeking justice for the courtiers."
After saying that, Jingxin started to act, first got Jing Huan's residence from Jia Lian, and then sent someone to check if he was at home.After learning that she was not at home, Jingxin found two more mature and steady women, and pretended to go shopping at a rice cake shop near Jing Huan's home. Said this in a low voice, which immediately attracted Jing Huan's attention.
Although Jing Huan is eager to make the marriage happen, she is not hungry and has high demands.Just like in the illusory world, only important women are selected for the Jinling Twelve Beauties.The same is true for her marriage marriage. First of all, one must choose someone with an extraordinary status. At least one party must be of noble birth, and the process must be entangled with bumps and bumps. Only then can it be considered a good marriage.
At least there are a few unmarried sons and daughters in the capital. If Jing Huan can match them all, the number will be quite considerable, and the completion of the task is just around the corner.It's a pity that things didn't work out as expected. When someone from a high family gets married, they have to invite wives from the same high family background to protect the matchmaker. This can not only show the family's identity, but also show respect for the woman's family.
Jing Huan is now an ordinary matchmaker from the countryside. She has no family and no job. It is easy to be a matchmaker for ordinary people. superior.
Therefore, Jing Huan, who is at the end of his life, can only think of another way, and the best thing is to give concubines to those high-ranking lords and young masters. Fortunately, regardless of status in marriage, regardless of whether it is a wife or a concubine, she can complete the task by doing so.But there are many matches, such a marriage is a bit tasteless to her after all.Originally, after her reputation was established, she had the opportunity to be a matchmaker for those sub-noble figures, but after Zheng Xu's incident broke out, her reputation was affected, and so far no nobleman dared to use her to help find a wife.
Today, after a tiring day, Jing Huan came home exhausted, and suddenly heard two women on the street talking about their cousin's difficult marriage. So, hurriedly approached those two people to inquire.The two wives gave Jing Huan a defensive look, dared not say anything, and dragged each other away.Seeing this, Jing Huan became more and more curious, and felt that this Young Master Biao must have a good background to have such a well-behaved servant.Just now I heard that this young cousin has a strange temperament, everyone dotes on him, maybe he can decide his own marriage.No matter what, Jing Huan felt that there was a way to do this, and it was worth a try.
Jing Huan followed the two women from a distance, and suddenly saw them entering the back door of the Rong Mansion, and his heart skipped a beat.Thinking of Jia Lian, she took precautions, but then felt that Jia Lian should not know about this matter, after all, they just met by chance, and Jia Lian should still not know her true identity.
Jing Huan felt relieved and tried to find out relevant news.
The people around Second Mistress Lian of the Rong Mansion were all greedy and ungrateful, if they bribed with a little more money, they would tell the whole story about Young Master Biao.It turned out that this Young Master Biao was actually the only son of the younger sister of the Princess of Li County. Because his mother left early and his father had been guarding the border all year round, he lived in the Prince's Mansion of Li County.And because he had a good relationship with Jia Lian, and Jia's mother liked him very much, he was often invited to come to Rongfu.Now at the age of sixteen, Princess Li is busy looking for a relative for him, who knows that the child is not satisfied with the girls from several families, so Princess Li assigns the matter to her daughter Jingxin.
This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.Jing Huan finds out that tomorrow coincides with the fifteenth day, which is the day when Jingxin goes to the temple to offer incense, so he decides to block Jingxin at that time and recommend himself to her.Men generally seldom intervene in women's affairs, so Jing Huan is not worried about bumping into Jia Lian.If she tried to avoid him again, it would be even more impossible to see him.
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Two days later, Jia Lian calculated that it was just the day Jing Xin said, and asked her how it was going.
Jingxin smiled: "I was in the temple yesterday, and she blocked me, saying that there is a good match, and I promise that my cousin will like it when he meets. Today, I called to ask for his horoscope. First, I will get along with that girl. See you when it suits you."
"Next?" Jia Lian asked.
Jingxin smiled proudly: "The next thing is to let her see the dog, don't delay, it will be solved today."
After Jing Xin said that, she asked Jia Lian to wait in the inner room, and when someone came, she made it clear, and showed him the excitement.
"Look at her? I'm not interested, but I can listen to what you have to say." Jia Lian scratched the bridge of Jingxin's nose with a gentle smile, seeing her playfully smiling at herself, her throat tightened.There was a rumor that the matchmaker had come, so Jia Lian stopped and turned around.
Jing Xin exchanged pleasantries with Jing Huan, seeing that she was dressed much more gloriously than that day, she was already exquisite in facial features, she was a very beautiful person, and she was full of style, she really didn't look like a matchmaker from the countryside .Jingxin was still a little bit lucky in her heart, but fortunately Jia Lian was not interested in looking at her, otherwise she might do something to her husband based on this woman's dirty way of keeping a man's concubine, anyway, she was worried.
"Ma'am, can I ask for the horoscope of birth first, and then let him show up?" Jing Huan mainly bases on two factors in finding a marriage for someone, one is appearance, and the other is the horoscope of life.She is now famous by relying on this, and has found the place in the hearts of many princes and buddies, without exception.
"It's all simple, but before that, I have something to ask you carefully. Are you worthy of my cousin?"
"Yes, of course, Madam doesn't know me yet? There is no marriage in this world that I am not worthy of." Jing Huan boasted a few examples.
Jing Xin twitched the corners of her mouth, as the main wife, she really didn't like listening to Jing Huan's speech, so she reluctantly endured it. "My cousin is so hateful, you really can? I don't believe it."
"Don't worry, ma'am, I will do it."
"Then do you dare to swear to God? You will definitely find a good marriage for my cousin and make him happy and satisfied."
"Dare!" Jing Huan pledged again to win this opportunity.
"Send it to the Jade Emperor as well." Jing Xin then added.
Jing Huan finds Jing Xin's request very strange, but since she likes it, it's okay for her to swear.Immortals are different from people. Their oaths are 100% fulfilled, so those who swear must do it, or they will be punished by God.
Jing Huan is very good at such things as matching marriage, so she is not afraid of anything, and immediately raises her hand and swears straightforwardly.
In fact, the swearing was made by Jia Lian, and Jingxin didn't understand the purpose of this practice.Anyway, no matter what she believed it would be useful, just do it.
"The birthday horoscope has been prepared, here." Jingxin first handed the red paper with the horoscope written on it to Jing Huan.
As soon as Jing Huan saw this horoscope, he said that Young Master Biao had a good fortune, and he would definitely become famous in the future.
"Oh, I really didn't know it could have such a talent, this is its good fortune." Jingxin couldn't help laughing.
Jing Huan hurriedly said: "I don't want to lie, it all depends on these characters."
"Now this matchmaker is really good. He knows everything, and he doesn't need to invite monks." Jing Xin clapped her hands and ordered people to quickly invite 'Master Biao' to come out.
Jing Huan waited, and a few servant girls came in with a smile, one of them was holding a snow-white puppy.The little dog's black eyes were watery, and he was panting with his tongue out at her.Jing Huan is not interested in a dog, so he continues to stretch his neck and wait for the boy she is looking forward to.
After a while, there was no movement outside the door.
Jingxin has already taken the dog from the maid, and is teasing it with a smile.
Jing Huan waited in embarrassment, unable to bear it anymore.
"Ma'am, where is Master Biao?"
"What kind of young master, only my cousin is here." Jingxin said.
"Where is it?" Jing Huan deliberately turned his neck to look around, carefully inspecting every inch of the room, not even a male bug, let alone a man.Jing Huan looked puzzled, "Ma'am, stop joking, where is he? Why didn't I see him?"
"There's no one, it's him!" Jing Xin sent the little white dog in her arms to Jing Huan.Jing Huan was taken aback, and hurriedly stood up to dodge, she was most afraid of dogs.Now her expression is not only frightened, but even more frightened.The dog has made her uncomfortable, and she wants to breed a dog!
"Is there something wrong? What I promised was to find a good marriage for your cousin, not a dog."
"My dog is called 'cousin', I mean him." Jingxin deliberately raised the cute little white dog in her hand, and shook its butt towards the police.
"But I've heard people say that there is a young cousin in the Prince's Mansion of Li County, who is 16 years old and whose mother died early..."
"Who made up nonsense for you? Call it out! There has never been a young master in Lijun Palace."
Jing Huan was at a loss for words for a while, the maid she had inquired about at that time was unknown, how could she know how to find her at this moment.Jing Huan slowed down, showing a helpless expression, thinking that he was being tricked.But the worst thing about her is to lose face and find a suitable female dog for this male dog.
Jing Huan raised his eyes, and when he was about to agree to Jing Xin, his eyes suddenly fixed on the dog's butt.A pair of eyeballs wished to stare out, as if he was blind, he didn't see anything just now.
"This dog's...was cut off?" Jing Huan's voice trembled.
"Yes, to save him from restlessness and uncleanness when he is in heat." Jing Xin blinked at Jing Huan, "You promised just now that you will help him find a good marriage, does that still count?"
Jing Huan's whole body was struck by lightning, and his ears buzzed.That dog is really a eunuch!She even swore to the Jade Emperor that she would find a marriage for a eunuch dog!Before marriage, there must always be love first.This dog has lost that place, even the most basic instinct is gone, how can it be successfully bred.This is obviously hurting her!
Jing Huan became impatient, pointed at Jing Xin with a blushing face, and was about to curse, "You—"
"Shut your mouth." A soft and magnetic male voice drifted over.
Jing Huan was even more surprised when he heard this familiar voice, and stared at Jia Lian who calmly walked out from the room with a blank face.
"Really, yes, you!" Jing Huan gritted his teeth word by word, and she chewed every word before spitting it out.
Jia Lian raised the corners of her lips gently, looking at Jing Huan, "We know each other?"
"you--"
Listening to the conversation between the two, Jing Xin had a bad impression of Jing Huan.This woman really has no sense of shame, she has never met her husband, and even pretended to be close when they met.
"I'm asking you now, can you still match my cousin? If not, heh, I'll have to spread the word, your business is not good. The matchmaker can't even match a dog!" Jing When Xin said the last sentence, the volume was raised, and the irony was very deliberate.
Jing Huan was momentarily stunned by the explosive power of the woman in front of him.Is she really the gentle, courteous, wealthy and generous Mrs. Hou Ye just now?
"Don't show a look of despair, let us pity you. You don't deserve to be pitied. Who will pity those regular wives who have been killed by you?" Jingxin said with righteous indignation.
Jing Huan looked at her, then at Jia Lian who was watching the fun over there, he burst out laughing, his voice mixed with seven points of anger and three points of sadness.
"I didn't expect that I would have a day of despair, and I was forced into such a situation by two ordinary people."
Jing Xin only thinks of 'Jing Huan', who claims to be a matchmaker, and doesn't mind much, but her husband is said to be an ordinary person, Jing Xin is very upset, very upset.
"Come here, spread the word about the matchmaker matching the dog to me. If you see anyone, tell me, spread the word to me all over the capital! I want to see how you say the matchmaker will gain a foothold in the capital in the future."
The most important thing in marriage is auspiciousness. A matchmaker is a matchmaker who promises marriage, but now she is married to a dog and promises marriage to the dog. Who would think that anyone will ask him to propose marriage again.This is equivalent to self-deprecation, and people are compared with animals.Who would discuss this taboo when discussing relatives?
When the rumors spread, Jing Huan's marriage business was completely ruined.The capital is full, let alone those who come from high families, even ordinary people are very taboo to use her.The most terrible thing is that oath, if she can't find a "marriage" for that little white dog, then even if she has completed the task assigned by the Jade Emperor this time, this unfulfilled oath is enough for her to be punished up.
Jing Huan was really going crazy, so he went back angrily, stayed away for five days, and suddenly came to the door madly to see Jia Lian.
Jia Lian happened to go to inspect the granary after the autumn harvest, and Jing Xin was at home.When she heard that the crazy woman surnamed Yan was here and wanted to find her husband, how could Jingxin be so energetic that she immediately ordered people to throw Jing Huan out with sticks.
Jing Huan's public identity is a widow.There are not many beautiful widows, but now she is making such a fuss at the gate of Rongfu, and rumors are everywhere.Jing Huan was so obviously shut out.The rumors are naturally scolding her, and they all think that she has an unrequited love for the Second Master Lian of the Rong Mansion, and she just went crazy at the gate of the Rong Mansion because she couldn't get what she asked for.
There is also a "Bessichi" who writes a storybook. It is not a big deal to watch the excitement.
Two days later, the song was being sung all over the capital, and it was extremely popular.
Because of this, Jing Huan couldn't even get out the door, and hid quietly at home all day to avoid the limelight, but he still couldn't live in peace.There are always people throwing rotten eggs into the courtyard, and layers of sticky rotten egg leaves, rotten vegetable leaves, and rotten potatoes have long been hanging outside the courtyard wall, and a group of flies landed on it, as if there was an extra layer of black wall skin. That's right, when something is thrown over, the flies fly up in groups and buzz.
This is not a big deal, if you meet someone with a strong hand, you can throw a rotten egg on her window at once, and then it will stink all day long.
The price of eggs is not cheap in Beijing.At least ordinary people have no conditions to eat all the time.It was even said to be lost.Some curious people checked and found that these egg-throwing people were all from rich and noble families, and they were the marriages that were deceived;Throwing rotten eggs has become popular for some reason, even if the courtiers take out their dowry, they are willing to buy rotten eggs every day, which is really cool.
……
Today, Jia Lian and his wife ignored him and sat in the room chatting.Jingxin is holding a flower frame in his hand, embroidering flowers, while Jia Lian is holding a book, with a pencil in his hand, and will only draw after looking at it for a long time.
Jingxin: "I heard that the rotten eggs in Erye Xiaozaozhuang are more expensive than good eggs?"
Jia Lian: "That's what happened. Rotten eggs are in short supply recently."
Jingxin: "I also heard that everyone is thinking of how to make eggs rotten."
Jia Lian: "Rotten eggs are an elegant way for rich people to throw them away. It's so convenient to put them in ordinary people's homes."
Not long after, the word got out somehow.
No one buys rotten eggs any more, and manure is in short supply.
Jing Huan couldn't stand it when he was splashed with dung for the first time, so he ran away quietly.Those original wives were still not reconciled, and still sent the mother-in-law and the servants every day.
In just six or seven days, the quiet four-room house where Jing Huan originally lived has now been turned into the most famous cesspit in the capital.Thanks to her, the whole street doesn't smell good, and even the housing prices have dropped.
Although Jing Huan has escaped, he is still under Jia Lian's surveillance.She did not escape from the city, but was still living in the inn in the capital.
Almost ruined, Jing Huan still refused to leave.Jia Lian speculated that it should be because of the oath.During this period of time, he has ordered people to carefully protect the little white dog.
Jing Huan had no chance to strike, so he had to persevere.
How could Jia Lian tell her to stay comfortably in the inn, and soon the policeman's new residence, the Yuelai Inn, was leaked, and the feces-throwing party in the main room attacked violently.
After repeated obstructions and pleadings at Yuelai Inn, it still suffered. The feces were more or less scattered at the door, which affected the business.Although an unknown person made up for the lost money for the inn afterwards, the inn and colleagues all made a unanimous decision to resolutely boycott the matchmaker from staying in the inn.
Therefore, in addition to the words "Xue Pan and mace are not allowed to enter" at the entrance of the Hualiu Street shop in the capital, there is also a sign at the entrance of the inn that says "Matchmaker and big dung are not allowed to enter".
Just when this matter was about to subside, Jing Huan suddenly appeared and blocked Jia Lian and his wife from going to the temple to worship Buddha.She stretched her arms across the road alone, and she was still looking lonely a moment ago, but suddenly her legs bent and she knelt down for Jia Lian and his wife.
For some unknown reason, the strength on the outside collapsed in an instant.
Jing Huan wept weakly, and the tears fell pitifully. She repeatedly begged Jia Lian and his wife to give her their little white dog.
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