I may be a fake Taoist

This year's cherry blossoms are more brilliant than previous years.

It's like clouds blooming on the ground, like clouds permeating the streets and alleys with a slight fragrance.

There are also many cherry blossom trees on the road in front of the Ice Emperor's Gate. These trees have been cultivated by Ice Emperor's special personnel, and they are already blooming to the extreme.

Hexuan walked on this small path covered with petals, with the wind in his footsteps, with a slight movement, several petals were raised and danced.

She walked slowly in one direction, with a calm face and a smile on her lips.

It has been a year since I experienced Hunter World.

In order to make Fatty forget about the Hunter World, Hexuan specially asked him to make a lot of new friends. Because of the passage of time, Fatty, a stubborn child, will not often talk about those "brothers and sisters".

Due to the lack of energy source, Fatty's body is getting smaller day by day, until now, he straightened his body up to the height of Hexuan's knees, looking like a little doll.

As for Hexuan, since she returned to the present world, she never brought up the matter of going back, and she also pretended not to know how angry those thieves would be if they couldn't find her after she left.

It's just that she didn't know, that is, she was big-hearted at the time, and now that she thinks about it, she should have coaxed Fatty out first, and then she opened up their lair by herself, and even killed people, she made them unable to kill even chickens! !

It's just that she is too young and doesn't know how to calm down when encountering problems. If Hexuan, who has grown a lot in the world, encounters this incident, she will only say one word, and that is.

Dry! ! !

fuck it!

Due to the increasing number of dealing with shemale affairs, Hexuan's temper has not been mild, but has become deeper. This kind of deepness suppresses anger, and once it erupts, it will be a fat beating.

When he reached the intersection, He Xuan pulled his backpack on his back, and strode towards the office in stride.

Today is the low moon, she thought that there would be no time for humans and demons to happen again, but she didn't expect it to happen again, which made He Xuan, who had always wanted to create a harmonious society of humans and demons, a little unhappy.

The incident this time is that a monster transformed by a tree fell in love with a married demon exorcist. The exorcist even wanted to abandon his wife because of this monster, and finally made trouble in the office.

The case was such a case, and what was handed over to Hexuan was just a few blank sheets of paper. The more things he solved, the less she believed in subjective opinions.

"It must be you, a monster who seduced my son-in-law first, and you have to say that he lied to you, are you a monster!" As the master of the monster exorcist, Abe Renren, who is also the father-in-law, is getting old He also blushed and blamed the tree charm with a thick neck.

And the son-in-law, who was thought to be bewitched by the monster, now lowered his head in shame, and didn't refute his father-in-law's words at all, it seemed like that.

"No! It's really not like this! Mingzhi told me that he doesn't have a wife, that's why..." Shu Mei said with tears streaming down her face, she knelt on the ground, shaking her head, the tender green Her hair looks like seaweed, and it sways with it. I have to say that she is really beautiful, the kind of softness that reveals the bones, and makes people feel very comfortable at a glance.

"Why? To seduce Mingzhi?!" Abe Renren obviously didn't want the tree ghost to talk, he directly interrupted her angrily, and decided that it was the monster's fault.

"You can't make a slap! If you don't have that kind of thought, how can you let Mingzhi deceive you!" The young woman beside the demon master suddenly said, her eyes were bloodshot looking at the monster on the ground, wishing to go up and bite That's all right, just because of this monster, she almost ruined her family! !

"No······"

"Snapped!!!!"

Before the tree charm could finish her retort, a sharp and clear voice echoed at the front desk.

All the staff staying around couldn't help covering their mouths, holding their breath and watching Master Haitang's movements in horror.

How brutal, they thought.

"Husband, what's wrong with you husband! Why did you hit my husband!!" The young woman saw the husband who was slapped to the ground by He Xuan and slid out, she hurriedly supported her husband, and looked at the red and swollen right cheek of her husband. Can't help looking at He Xuan with red eyes angrily.

"No sound." He Xuan twisted his hands and looked at the young woman's wrist and said slowly.

It seemed that he didn't understand why Hexuan wanted to say this, even Mingzhi, whose face was burning and his brain was beating dizzily, was taken aback for a moment.

"My mother asked you if you can't slap!!" Not wanting to talk nonsense, He Xuan scolded impatiently.

He Xuan yelled out the words, and the four parties understood what it meant, and looked at her in disbelief with their lips pursed.

"You, you..." Ming Zhi's Lao Yueren pointed to the hostile He Xuan, his forehead felt cold from the slap, and he didn't know what to say.

"What are you, are you embarrassed to be so old? Don't go home to rest in peace and make trouble here, and you--" He Xuan turned his head, looked at the man she called on the ground and said.

"Don't pretend to be a victim. As a man, you don't have any responsibilities as a man! You want to play exciting games after you are married, so why are you fucking married!! Throw it away Wife and son, you bastard..." As soon as he finished speaking, He Xuan wanted to kick up, but was so scared that Ashiya Yuda knelt down and hugged He Xuan's calf.

If this foot kicks up, this person will be useless immediately, Ashiya Yuda thought about crying without tears.

"And you!" He Xuan was not angry when he was stopped, and turned his head directly to the tree charm who was kneeling on the ground.

"How many good results have there been between monsters and humans from ancient times to the present? Do you think you are special! Do you really think you are the exception? Even if you really don't know that he has a wife and children, at least you can use your brain to think about it. As a tree charm, you have lived for at least hundreds of years, why are you still in love! Elementary school students are better than you!"

Shu Mei, who was directly scolded by He Xuan, forgot to shed tears, and stared at her, speechless.

Looking at a room full of mentally/impaired people, they are all mentally ill if they don't combine their profound energy. If this matter is not strictly investigated, then what will happen if such bloody things happen in the future.

"Xiongda! Xiongda!" He Xuan yelled twice.

"Here it is, Master Kaidou." Yudai Ashiya, who was also kneeling on the ground, quickly agreed.

"Check it out for me! Check this matter out, whoever is at fault will be held accountable, whether it is a human or a demon who makes a mistake, they will be punished!" He Xuan yelled, and got on the elevator without looking back. .

What are they all about!

Ashiya Yuda, whose face turned pale from being frightened by Hexuan Zhong's angry voice, got up quickly and ordered someone to investigate.

There was a lot of noise, and all the staff staying on the first floor wore hats, ran out with notebooks, and started a thorough investigation based on the place where Ming Zhi and Shu Mei interacted.

For a while, except for the front desk staff and four unconscious people, there was no one there.

"Yue, father-in-law..." Ming Zhi tremblingly said, except for his cheeks that were swollen out of shape, the rest of the place was pale.

"I'm from the Abe family, I'm a human being..." It was the first time someone yelled at him like that, and Abe still couldn't recover from his head.

He and Hexuan are both human beings, not to mention helping each other, but at least in this case, they are human beings, why do they treat their companions like this.

He Xuan: Let your mother's rainbow fart go!Does Lao Tzu have a companion like you!Put gold on your face.

At this time, the young woman kneeling next to Mingzhi suddenly looked with tears in her eyes at the panicked and bewildered husband, seeing him panicking and calling his father to think of a way, hot tears fell down the sockets of his eyes, She had never known this man who she had slept with for nearly 15 years.

Yesterday she was discussing her son's entry into the junior high school, she looked beaming, but today she was kneeling on the cold tile surface, and people around her looked at her with cold eyes.

It's not that she doesn't know the right or wrong of this matter, her hysteria is just to cover up the panic and anxiety in her heart, she is a loser, but she doesn't want to give up, she still has a child, what can she do... ·

"Pa-ta, pa-ta" teardrops fell on the ground, drop by drop, as if hitting her heart, making her twitch with pain.

"sorry······"

In a trance, Lizi suddenly heard the whisper of the tree charm. She looked at the monster kneeling on the ground and hadn't gotten up with tears in her eyes. Finally, the string in her heart couldn't be stretched anymore. She supported the ground and burst into tears.

The voice was so bleak that the front desk staff couldn't bear it.

It was midnight by the time the matter was settled.

Akishi Ohno, a scumbag, first married into Abe's house, met a very beautiful tree charm a year ago, and wanted to take it for himself, so he created coincidences, lies and other tricks to trick the tree charm into his hands. The young woman found out, and in a few days, Shu Mei would conclude a shikigami contract with this man.

At that time, things are really difficult to handle.

"You! You're not a man. Don't talk about exorcising demons. It's embarrassing! What to do in the future is your family's business. Now I want to talk about my punishment. Since the signing of the agreement made us feel like an office, the punishment Don't be ambiguous!" He Xuan stood up slowly while supporting the mahogany table and said.

"Akishi Ohno, from today onwards, apart from your immediate family members, as long as you have any thoughts of getting close to women, including female monsters, it--" Hexuan waved his finger, and a Sadako floated away from the snow-white wall When it came out, it stretched out its purple-green fingers to brush away the smooth hair in front of it, staring at a pair of blood eyes that were not human-like, and smiled excitedly at Akishi Ohno.

Immediately after the last paragraph, He Xuan raised the corner of his mouth and said.

"It will slap you away! When you want to get close to strange women, including female monsters, it will do it..."

"No, what you do is not in accordance with the agreement! I want to sue you..." Ohno Akishi was really frightened by this Sadako, he lay down on Hexuan's boss's desk and patted hard He wanted to make Hexuan take back the punishment.

He hasn't finished speaking yet, just listen to it once.

"Snapped!!!"

The man was slapped across the face by Sadako, who had been waiting for a long time, and fell straight out.

Akihito Ohno, who was a little lost in the beating, stood up shaking while touching the ground, looking at Sadako with red eyes.

A man's face is equivalent to face, dignity!Being slapped in the face one after another would make anyone go crazy. Before he could think about it, his head became hot, and he rushed forward with a layer of monster power wrapped around him.

"Snapped!!"

There was another crisp sound, and Mingzhi Ohno was called to stay still on the lake.

Seeing this scene, the other three people and the demon did not dare to move, they swallowed their saliva and looked at Hexuan with different expressions, with extreme fear in their eyes.

"I forgot to tell you that this Sadako was transformed by me with another ability. The demonic power doesn't work on her at all. You can only serve your sentence honestly. Also, whether you want to get close to a woman or get close to a woman No! By the way, remind me, Sadako is also a girl!"

In order to prove the master's words, Sadako stretched out her fingers and brushed her hair back, and smiled "shyly" with her scarlet lips parted at the three terrified people and monsters.

Three people including a demon:······

"I won't say much about the rest, keep your eyes open." After finishing speaking, He Xuan's mobile phone on the table began to buzz. He Xuan glanced at it and quickly opened it. The four of them stepped out.

"The rest, Xiongda, you can figure out." Hexuan said calmly, and then turned around and said very gently.

"Hey~ Anya, why did you come to pick me up? I can just go back by myself, how tired I am..."

The other people and demons who changed their faces were a little bit taken aback.

"Didn't it be agreed, don't pick it up--" Hexuan said secretly when he saw him under the cherry blossom tree outside the gate.

He was wearing a white gown today, and a knit of the same color, which complemented his really red lips and white teeth.

Seeing He Xuan walking down the stairs, his dark eyes lit up, and he said with a red face.

"I miss you, when I think about tomorrow's things, I can't stand it and want to see you~~" There were pink bubbles popping out of his body.

"I want to get engaged so much~" He Xuan touched his head against his forehead and said.

"Hmm! I really, really want to!" Said very seriously with big eyes that were darkly open.

He has been waiting for this day for a long time, maybe he has the idea of ​​being together since the first time he met Ah Xuan, and tomorrow it will finally come true, secretly he is really happy.

After finishing speaking, he secretly put the warm clothes in his arms on He Xuan's body.

It's still cold in April, so don't catch a cold.

"Let's go back together." He Xuan held his hand and interlocked his fingers. The two of them walked together under the cherry blossom tree. The cherry blossoms are very fragile, and they flutter around with the wind, like a rain of cherry blossoms .

The author has something to say: It’s almost over~~ There are still a few chapters left. I originally planned to write 25, but found that it was not enough, so now I have written more than 30 words, all because of my unstoppable thoughts~ hey~~

Finally, I would like to thank all the cute little writers for accompanying the stupid author till now~~~~~ Touching QAQ