I may be a fake Taoist

"Let me see if the little face is crying or not." He Xuan lifted his pretty chin, and slowly approached, staring at his blushing face carefully with wide eyes, very cautious.

Looking at Hexuan's serious expression and the ever-shrinking distance, An's head went blank, and all the senses of his body were infinitely magnified. He could clearly feel the temperature of Hexuan's exhaled air blowing on his face. This feeling made An unconsciously tremble a little, he blinked nervously, looked at He Xuan in front of him, and was so stupid that he couldn't speak.

He was like a drowning man, desperately grasping He Xuan's waist, not daring to let go.

He Xuan took a closer look, wiped away the teardrops from the dark corners of his eyes, and then raised his lips and said.

"Okay, without crying flowers, our house is still so beautiful!"

After finishing speaking, He Xuan took a step back and patted An on the shoulder as an encouragement.

The moment He Xuan left, the temperature in the air that made An Yin slightly drunk also disappeared, and he felt as if it had suddenly become cold, and An An felt a little chilly all over. He looked aggrieved at He Xuan who suddenly pulled away, Closing his eyes, he got into her arms again, because the darkness was really high now, so he could only bend down vigorously, and put it on Hexuan's body in a twisted posture, his soft, dry hair Leaning on her shoulder, his expression was very comfortable.

"He's such a big person, what does he look like hugging together." He Xuan stretched out his hand to touch the very sticky dark, and said pretendingly, but in fact, the corners of his mouth couldn't stop twitching long ago.

"Then... can I hug you when I get smaller?" Anan suppressed his voice to a low voice, the nasal sound of crying just now was mixed in, and his originally long and narrow eyes were round and round looking at her. He Xuan, the slightly red nose is very cute.

"Hug, hug." He Xuan looked at An's small appearance, his eyes were straight, his heart was beating even harder, and his voice trembled.

I'll give you whatever you want, baby! !

Looking at He Xuan's "you can say whatever you want" dark eyes darkened slightly, and actually became smaller in front of He Xuan.

His body produced some double images in Hexuan's eyes, and every time these double images shook, he became a little smaller.

After a while, warm eyes filled the ground, and the breeze gently lifted the corner of An Jinxiu's clothes. Seeing An at this time, He Xuan's eyes couldn't help but dull.

In front of Hexuan, the smaller An raised his head and glanced at Hexuan, then lowered his head shyly, his whole face was flushed, and his two white and tender hands were held together uneasily.

Now An An has almost changed from the previous height of 1.9 meters to the current height of 1.5 meters nine. The originally thin face now seems to have grown some baby fat, soft and white like mochi, and the flirtatious and incomparable face Also because of his younger age, he looked a little immature and clean, he blinked his long eyelashes and opened a pair of moist eyes, squinting at He Xuan.

At this moment, He Xuan felt that her blood tank was empty, how could someone look so good-looking when they grow up, and look so good-looking when they get smaller! !

Seeing that He Xuan still had a shocked expression, he was a little panicked, he hastily stretched out his hand to hold the corner of He Xuan's clothes and gently tugged and said.

"Ah Xuan ~ Hug ~" With the unique clear voice of a young man coupled with the secretive and uncontrollable dependent tone, He Xuan's legs immediately softened when he said this, and he quickly hugged the wronged one in his arms.

At this moment, He Xuan felt that she would fall into the hands of this person for the rest of her life.

after an hour.

Hexuan sat on the grass, with his arms resting on An's body, his palms gently stroking his sideways one after another. The sunlight at this time was not strong, but it was very comfortable. Under the sunlight, there was a beautiful woman beside him. Accompanying him, Hexuan was bubbling happily.

Looking up at the blue sky, she breathed out comfortably, feeling a slight movement beside her, He Xuan tightened her arms a bit, and after a while, the dark who was leaning against He Xuan felt comfortable. I closed my eyes.

He is very at ease now, he can hear Ah Xuan's heartbeat, his Ah Xuan is hugging him, their breaths are mixed with each other, regardless of each other, just like they were born to be like this... At the thought of this dark red face that had disappeared, it crept back quietly.

The figure of two people clinging to each other is on this small grass.

Suddenly a breeze picked up, messing up Hexuan's broken hair, as if thinking of something, Hexuan recovered from the vortex of love.

"That...it's dark, why didn't Fatty see it?" He Xuan pursed his lips and gently called out the people around him.

=mouth=! !

The sudden mention of the name immediately startled An from his dream, he frowned and thought carefully.

hiss!Where on earth had he thrown the child!

Seeing An who was frowning tightly, He Xuan widened his eyes, and said with a frightened and sad face.

"You won't eat Fatty!!"

"No, without Ah Xuan, how could I eat our children, absolutely not!" Anan hurriedly stroked He Xuan's back lightly, shaking his head and saying like a rattle.

What about our children?He Xuan didn't understand, but this did not prevent her from extracting key information.

"Did you eat?" QAQ

"Yeah! Didn't eat!" Dark nodded affirmatively. Seeing Hexuan's worried expression, he couldn't help sucking a small mouthful on the corner of her mouth, licked his lips, and then ate again without Hexuan noticing. Take a sip.

Gradually, An, who was having a great time sucking, forgot about Fat Er again.

Holding An An's face that still wanted to lean over, He Xuan calmed down and asked.

"What about the child?" He Xuan asked slightly trembling.

"I remember it should still be where I came from! That's right, Ah Xuan, Fatty should still be in that place full of rubbish mountains!" An suddenly thought of it, and hurriedly said to He Xuan, hoping that she would be less worried.

"I've taken care of the fat boy! Tall and strong! Ah Xuan, you will be very happy to see it!" Looking at He Xuan's confused expression, he said secretly, and by the way, he looked at He Xuan's fair and clean face. He took another sip, and seeing some red marks on Hexuan's face after the sip, he couldn't help rubbing his own cheek on it again.

At this time, He Xuan, who was swayed secretly, was very confused in his mind, and his whole body was a little broken. She didn't hear the last sentence, but only the previous sentence.

Her fat boy, who hadn't left her since she just woke up, was suffering alone in some garbage dump.

Her fat! !So weak, so helpless, so pitiful, a small group is carried alone in that stinking garbage dump, how to eat!How to rest!Thinking of this, He Xuan's heart was about to break.

"Stand up for me!!" He Xuan purposely avoided looking at An, and turned his head to the side. She wanted to reprimand An, how could she leave the child alone!It's still a garbage dump, what if the child has something wrong! !

She can't go on pampering like this anymore, she wants to get hard, she must make An realize that adults and children cannot be separated!Especially for a child as young as Fatty, he still doesn't know right from wrong, what if he gets messed up by bad guys!

In this way, as an old mother, Hexuan fought with each other in his heart, and then he straightened his face and looked seriously at An, who had already stood up beside her.

"You did this..."

"Click, click, click..."

Before Hexuan could sternly criticize her, it was wrong and irresponsible to do so. Before she finished speaking, she heard the sound of water dripping on the grass, one drop at a time, and occasionally some sobbing, weak It's pathetic.

He Xuan raised his head slowly, and saw that the person standing up was hanging his head, his shoulders shrugged, his whole body was trembling, his right hand was rubbing his eyes, and the tears could not stop flowing down his cheeks like small beads Falling down, he bit his lower lip tightly with his teeth, not allowing himself to make a sound, but the choked breath in his throat still leaked out from time to time, with a heartbroken and extremely wronged look.

It made Hexuan think that what he just said was too serious, but...she hasn't spoken yet!

"Don't cry, don't cry, just know it's wrong, and you can't leave Fatty alone in the future, understand? Okay, okay, we secretly know that we made a mistake, and this matter will be over, don't cry, don't cry, come on Give me a kiss, Boer!"

He Xuan got up and frantically comforted An who was crying, his voice was as soft as water, let alone a lesson now, even if he spoke louder to An, He Xuan would not dare.

"Then, Ah Xuan still likes, likes me? Do you like me?" Hexuan who was kissed by Hexuan secretly kissed Hexuan with tears in his eyes, and then said choked up, looking at me with sparkling eyes. He Xuan, feel wronged.

"I like it, of course I like it!" He Xuan nodded.

An You, who got the promise from Hexuan, slapped her hard on the face with tears in her eyes.

In the end, He Xuan, whose face was numb from being secretly kissed, still didn't understand why things turned out like this?

This in the end is why?She, isn't she going to train secretly?Why is her face so painful now...

Another two hours passed.

Facing the dark who was nestled in her arms again, He Xuan had no temper and looked as if he had ascended to heaven. She hasn't asked Fatty's specific location until now.

She was crazy about the road, but she didn't expect the dark to be even more crazy. She had no memory of where she had been, let alone the garbage mountain, and he had completely forgotten even the intersection that he had just passed twice.

She can't be angry yet, as long as her tone is a little serious, dark tears will immediately fill with tears, as long as he shed tears, Hexuan's heart will be unbearably hurt, and then he has to be coaxed immediately, and this coaxing lasts for more than ten minutes.

Back and forth, Hexuan's face was sucked by An with several marks, which looked like birthmarks, but An liked her so much that he rubbed her several times, very clingy.

He Xuan raised his head slightly and sighed.

What should I do, Fatty, how can I find you, I am at a loss.

"Ah Xuan~ Let's go to that mountain to see, okay~ I think that mountain is very beautiful~" Anne nestled in He Xuan's arms, raised his head and kissed her chin lightly, and said very softly, a pair of His eyes looked at He Xuan tenderly.

Calling people can't refute his request at all.

Aside from Hexuan, he quickly forgot everything in his mind, including his son Fatty.

He Xuan stroked his very smooth long hair, and looked up at the "beautiful" mountain.

Does it look good?She didn't see it.

It's dark, look at the dark clouds on the top of the mountain, how could there be dark clouds?The rest of this mountain is still sunny, and it is not a good place to look gloomy. Even if a few corpses popped out of it, she would not be surprised.

Just as He Xuan wanted to say no, he saw a pair of big eyes looking at her expectantly on An's delicate and beautiful face.

"Go!" He Xuan waved his big hand and said without hesitation.

Just play if you want.

Half an hour later, He Xuan successfully arrived at the foot of the mountain with An in his arms.

Strange to say, this mountain seems to be still inhabited by people. From the foot of the mountain, a row of high stone walls surround the whole mountain tightly. Only at the position where Hexuan is located can one see a huge stone gate. .

It's really strange, why is this mountain so heavily guarded? Is it a military base? I don't want to go in all of a sudden. What if this state secret is touched, He Xuan thought very worriedly.

Suddenly, He Xuan's eyes lit up, looking at the few people standing in front of the stone gate, he muttered.

"Huh? Those people look familiar."

Hearing He Xuan's words, An Xiao, who was holding her arm, looked over nervously, and the eyes that were originally full of tenderness were a little dim for a moment.

A tall, thin man with black hair and wearing small sunglasses? !Those who don't know think it's a fortune teller, and he doesn't look very good, even has a beard, Ah Xuan must not like such a man.

The other one with blond hair, who is neither tough nor good-looking at all, and Ah Xuan, who is dressed inexplicably, must not like him! !

There is also the last little boy with hair and steel bars, cut~ is the little boy, her family Ah Xuan must not like it~~

The rest are people at the old man level, and their family, Ah Xuan, can't even look at them!

After confirming that there was no threat, An, who suddenly lost interest in visiting this mountain, said coquettishly to He Xuan.

"Ah Xuan~~ I don't want to see this mountain anymore, let's go to another place, I really want to suddenly remember where Fatty is." He secretly kissed Xuan's earlobe and said in a small voice.

He Xuan looked at An with a dazed face, before he could speak, he heard a familiar voice from afar.

"Hexuan!! It's really Hexuan! Come here soon!! Long time no see! Everyone misses you very much!" Xiaojie said excitedly, waving at Hexuan.

Hearing the words, An successfully darkened his face.

He's never going to play in the mountains again--

"Fatty!!!" Carrying jewels full of sacks, avoiding a team of policemen, looking at the fat boy Wojin who was standing stupidly by the side, roaring, the bull's eyes seemed to be burning with flames, and the huge voice was full of anger It was about to break through the sky.

This is the third time Wo Jin roared today, and he felt his alveoli were about to explode.

"Didn't you agree that you would drive here to pick me up!! Where's the car!!" Wo Jin looked at the fat boy who had shrunk but was still extremely tall and shouted.

"Well, Brother Wojin, don't shout, look! This is not a car~" Fatty was a little excited, looked at Brother Wojin with bright eyes, pointed his thick fingers at the car in the corner and said.

The boss who bought the car said that this kind of car is the most environmentally friendly!Moreover, it is non-polluting and more open is good for health, and he fell in love with Pangpang at a glance!

Following the direction Fatty pointed, Wojin saw a pink tandem bicycle with small floral flowers full of rural atmosphere. It was parked straight in the corner, so that Wojin almost didn't spit out blood.

"I asked you to drive a car!! Not a bicycle!!!" Wo Jin stepped on the ground vigorously with both feet, venting his anger, and the jewels on his back made a "cracking" sound. I feel uncomfortable, just like a fire.

"But I've said it. With global warming recently, it's better to drive less cars. Bicycles are also cars." Fatty looked proudly at Brother Wo Jin who was about to explode in anger, and he worked hard to stand up. With a strong chest, he is a fat man who always pays attention to the world's major events!

"You...you want to be mad--" Before Wojin finished yelling again, the siren behind him began to "squeak, squeak" again.

Wo Jin reacted quickly, threw a sack of jewels to Fatty, his head twitched, and he actually went to pick up the bicycle full of idyllic atmosphere.

"Come up quickly!" Wo Jin said fiercely to Fatty, who was holding a sack and was at a loss, as he pedaled on a small pink floral cart.

"Okay!" Fatty nodded quickly, quickly got to the seat behind Brother Wojin, and squatted down on it.

Fatty's body is extremely huge, even if it is smaller, it is several times bigger than Wojin. Seen from the front, Wojin sitting in front of the bicycle is weak and pitiful.

From the moment Fatty sat on the seat, Wo Jin felt the bicycle suddenly drop downwards, and then there was a small sound of "poof", and the belt, which was not under heavy load, finally came under the ravages of the two of them.

After a second of silence, Wojin looked at Fatty who was blinking his big eyes with horror.

Very good, now I don't even have to ride a bicycle...

Maybe that's what that little bastard called Destiny did... maybe.

Wo Jin thought with ashes in his heart.

(TT)

The author has something to say: Wo Jin is also very mourned today!

PS: Thanks to "Several Times" and "" little cuties for their irrigation.