I may be a fake Taoist

"Baba, are you sure it's here?" asked a fat man like a small mountain.

At this time, Fatty is more than 8 meters tall, with a huge body and strong muscles. When he opens his palm, an adult can stand on it. This appearance is just like when He Xuan saw him for the first time. look like.

The difference is that now the fat man is wearing big white underpants and a huge red apron with the New Year picture of "Bangs making trouble in the sea" embroidered on it. Hell, he still dressed himself up quite cleanly, there's no other way, don't count on his crazy Baba, it would be considered merciful if he didn't play him to death.

The pair of bright eyes on his face are as ignorant as a newborn deer. Although the fat boy is not good-looking, these eyes are enough to save his appearance.

"It must be right. If I make a mistake again, I will..." Gritting his teeth, he looked at the giant door in front of him and said with a gloomy expression.

"No, Baba, please, it's better not to say anything." Fatty squatted down, his big eyes looked at the dark in horror, his huge hands seemed to be equipped with motors, the one who came back waved his hands, and the one next to the small fan The tree was a little crooked, and the loud voice from his throat was like a low growl, and he said with great force.

Without Ma Ma, none of the flags that he had set up recently were accurate. The most important thing was that he had completely set up a flag. If he made a mistake, he would be fat and fat!

Fatty is wronged!

He drooped his eyes, took a deep breath, his dark complexion was still a little pale, in his narrow and beautiful eye sockets, a pair of dark abyss-like pupils stared intently at a point, his eyes unexpectedly appeared because of overthinking. In light black, wearing a black cloak, he looks like a god of death climbing up from hell.

Standing here with unwillingness, anger and a little anxiety, the originally coquettish face is even more stern, making it hard to look directly at.

Hearing the words, he raised his head to look at such a tall and fat boy, his pale lips suddenly evoked a smile, like an ice flower, beautiful but also very fragile.

"Your mother will be very happy to see you like this..."

Because of getting lost many times, the time dragged on for longer and longer, and his heart was extremely restless, like boiling hot water all the time, making him restless, but whenever he saw the fat boy, he was still a little happy, because He finally fattened up the child!

Ah Xuan would definitely be very happy to see it, thinking of this, he felt somewhat relieved in his heart.

Looking at his uncontrollable smile, Fatty felt chilly in his heart. He wasn't sure if he would be happy to see him like this, but please don't be too surprised, because he himself was frightened by this appearance several times.

"Fatty, open the door..." He said darkly, with a slight tremor in his tone, maybe because he experienced more and more disappointments, even a little hope is so beautiful.

"Okay, Baba." Fatty stood up slowly, and walked towards the door with big strides "bang, bang...". Since Fatty is too big now, when walking It's like an earthquake, shaking, shaking.

The originally extremely heavy iron door was easily pushed open by Fatty's hands.

This is a random door, which can go to various places, and the landing point is also different.

Pushing open the door, looking at the pitch-black inside, Fatty shuddered all over. Every time he opened the door, he had such a gloomy look, which was very disliked by Fatty, who yearned for the light since he was a child.

"Let's go." The dark pale face looked even more bloodless at this time, and he tightened the dark cloak on his body, and walked towards the space like a black hole.

The unknown is scary, but the worst thing is hopelessness.

Meteor Street is officially recorded as No Man's Land, but in fact there are nearly 6000 million people living in this place of about 800 square kilometers.

Because there is no law, even if the baby is abandoned here, there is no need to register the national number and physical data. No one knows how the residents live here and what education they receive.

This is one of the best places in the world to leave your trash, and anything discarded will be allowed here.

Garbage, weapons, corpses, babies...

Whatever is discarded in this world, the residents here will receive it all.

Meteor Street - A place where anything abandoned here will be recognized.

The residents living here have never believed in anything. They live at the lowest end of the pyramid, and they have always believed in only one sentence.

"We don't reject anything, but don't even think about taking anything from us."

The periphery of Meteor Street is full of hills of rubbish, with vultures hovering above them waiting to feed, maybe there will be trucks and drones coming here to dump the rubbish.

When a new batch of garbage arrives, there will be many people wearing protective gear picking up garbage on the hill outside Meteor Street.

There are adults and children among these people. Children are weak, and even if they pick up useful things, they will be snatched away by stronger people. The children who were robbed have calm faces and no resistance at all. The numbness was shocking, and after the looting, they went back to the garbage mountain to look for garbage.

They knew from the time they could speak that if they resisted, they would be killed without hesitation.

In Meteor Street, regardless of whether it is a child or an old man, the fittest survive and the weak perish. Every child in Meteor Street grows up like this.

Every day is like this, but... today seems to be different.

The residents of Meteor Street, who were picking up waste, got up in a daze. They looked around, and suddenly there was an indescribable feeling of depression. Although Meteor Street was usually very depressing, this kind of depression now seems to be really a block. It's like a big stone weighs on my heart.

"Boom!" Suddenly, a huge voice resounded from the sky on Meteor Street, like a thunderclap, exploding beside people's ears.

Especially the residents of Meteor Street on the outskirts, looking at the huge door that suddenly appeared, the expressions of astonishment overflowing on their faces that were not usually happy or angry.

This giant door is very tall and very big. It stays on the top of the garbage dump, like a sculpture, motionless. The breath emanating from above is like an invisible hand, pulling Urging the hearts of everyone, even a little more breathing may be crushed.

Because of its sudden appearance, the security on Meteor Street was raised to a very terrifying position.

The strong people living here, including the elders who are in charge here, also rushed here at an extremely fast speed.

The moment they saw the door, they were also a little surprised, something they had never encountered before.

Suddenly, they keenly discovered that the door started to move.

Everyone looked away and stared closely.

After half a sound, the door was completely opened, and the inside was like a different dimension, exuding darkness, which could not be seen clearly with human eyes, but the malice leaked from inside still made these strong men of Meteor Street breathe a sigh of relief. promote.

"Let's go..." They seemed to hear a voice sounding from the door in a trance, and after a while they saw a figure appearing in the middle of the door as if tearing open the darkness.

It was a man, an extremely gorgeous man. He was wearing very luxurious clothes. The black brocade cloth was embroidered with the pattern of white cranes spreading their wings, and it fell precariously on the hem of his clothes, making him extremely noble.

There was darkness behind him, like the mouth of an abyss, and the moment he stepped into Meteor Street, the space couldn't help but began to tremble.

Entering another place, An felt something was wrong at first, this, this breath was very familiar, just like the breath of the place where he and Ah Xuan fell.

"Fatty! Come out quickly, Dad seems to have found the right place this time!" Dark's breathing was a little rough, he walked a few steps quickly, ignoring the disgusting garbage under his feet, he stayed in mid-air, spread his arms, huge His consciousness began to wander around, and the gloomy feeling in his body was instantly washed away by joy.

His lips began to turn red.

"Wait for me, Baba, this door is a little small." Fatty first stretched out two pairs of huge palms to hold the door, first showing his head, and then selling a leg, just like this. It got stuck out of the huge door.

The elders and strong men who were hiding around and watching secretly almost didn't drop their eyeballs when they looked at Fatty.

This, what is this thing?

"Baba, is it here?" Fatty stood on the rubbish dump, and because it was too heavy, he stepped on the hill and missed it. Fatty escaped in a hurry, and quickly took off the dirt on his calf , and carefully straightened the big underpants, and then asked worriedly.

He has always been very afraid, if he really didn't find his numbness, would he go crazy right away? Now this person with his arms open in mid-air really feels a little crazy.

After half a sound.

An An lowered his arms, his eyes were full of excitement and excitement, his expression was obscure, and his tone was crazy.

"That's it, it's really well hidden, but I still found it, didn't I, I found it, I found it, I found it..."

······It's over, he is really crazy.

"I don't know why you came to Meteor Street?"

Finally, the residents of Meteor Street who were watching secretly sent a representative to ask respectfully.

He secretly looked at the white-haired old man, and then at the people behind him. When he came out, he knew they were peeping here.

If he didn't say it, he didn't see it.

The people who had been stared at by the dark eyes slowly came out, some of them were the elders who were in charge of the rules here, and some were the strong men of Meteor Street, they looked at the dark.

An An didn't have time to talk to these people, he couldn't wait to find his Ah Xuan.

Thinking about it, before the group of people on Meteor Street could react, a powerful aura erupted from the dark, and the breath disappeared in front of everyone.

(⊙_⊙)

Looking at Baba who disappeared again, Fatty's heart was extremely peaceful and even somewhat clear.

He felt that he had found the right place and couldn't just stay there, no, sure enough!

Fatty, who had already had experience, squatted down in a fairly clean place to reduce unnecessary activity consumption, so that he could wait for the longest time for his irresponsible old bus to come to him.

So, Fatty's big eyes just stared blankly at one point, motionless, like this...

(￣-￣)

Seeing the person who disappeared, everyone was shocked. They can be said to be the top experts in the world, but even so, the person who appeared inexplicably disappeared before their eyes, and they didn't even feel it.

And the malice emanating from that person still makes them a little bit astonished.

Thinking about it this way, everyone became a little scared. Although the people in Meteor Street were not afraid of the strong, their crushing strength still made them hesitate.

Although that person disappeared, but this... this giant is still there, he seems to be easy to deceive and he seems to have no strength, why not...

"How uncomfortable you are here, come home with me." A beautiful woman in a tight dress winked at the fat man who had been in a daze, and said coquettishly.

Fat: (￣-￣)

It doesn't make sense.

The beauty pursed her lips, failing.

"What's your name? Where do you live? What are you doing here on Meteor Street?" A little old man in rags came to Fatty with a walking stick and asked.

Fat: (￣-￣)

It still doesn't make sense.

Looking at the giant who was almost as tall as the garbage mountain, everyone felt a little confused.

"Why are you talking so much nonsense with him? Anyway, that person disappeared. Let's go directly to him. Since when did the people of Meteor Street be so timid!" Wanting to get information about the person just now from this giant, Wo Jin felt that it was better to do it. fast!

Like a cannonball, Wojin rushed towards Fatty, raised his big bucket, which contained the power of strengthened thoughts, and smashed rocks and smashed towards Fatty.

And all the Meteor Street people behind him, including his companions, did not stop Wo Jin's movements.

As soon as he saw it, he hit Fatty's body.

At this time, Fatty moved, stretched out his huge palm, and pinched Wo Jin's arm seemingly slowly but very quickly. Under the astonished eyes of everyone, including Wo Jin, he raised his arm and swung Wo Jin like a towel. Generally, it goes around and around, and then only hears.

With a sound of "咻", Wojin disappeared before everyone's eyes like a shining meteor.

Everyone: (⊙_⊙)

Fat: (￣-￣)

You must know that Fatty is a person who has stayed in the Dark Continent and survived successfully. If he had no idea and strength, he would have died there because of his old man's negligence. Otherwise, how could he have become so big? Forced by life!

Fatty's heart is bitter, but he never said it, holding back, when he finds him, he will tell him! !

"From the very beginning, my intuition told me that this giant is not easy to mess with." Ma Qi said indifferently, looking at the disappearing Wo Jin.

"...Can you talk earlier next time?" Franklin suddenly felt a little sympathetic to Wo Jin, and he didn't know where the guy was thrown.

"Are we going to avenge Wo Jin?" Xiao Di suddenly raised his dull eyes and said.

"No need, those people in the Presbyterian Church are gone, we should leave too, as for Wojin himself, he will come back." Paconoda left first, with slender thighs, and the eyes under the half-drooped eyelids were not the slightest bit. waves.

At this moment, the knight suddenly walked up to Fatty's side.

"Xiaker, what are you doing?" Fei Tan stared at the knight who was approaching the giant with gloomy eyes.

"It's okay, I didn't do anything." The knight smiled and said to the expressionless fat boy.

"Well, are you looking for someone? If so, our brigade can help you."

Whether it's this giant or that strong and terrifying person, from the very beginning, the knights felt that they were looking for someone. Whether this intuition was right or not, they could only find out by asking.

Hearing the words of the villain in front of him, Fatty's eyes suddenly lit up and he spoke.

"Really? Do you really intend to help Pangpang find Mama?" Fatty bent his head, looked at the kind-hearted little man in front of him and asked, his tone was very surprised.

He, he met the good man he had mentioned!Fat is so lucky!

"Are you looking for Mama? No problem, our brigade group is very good at finding someone!" He didn't expect the knight to be guessed right, and he said without changing his expression.

"That's great, you are really a good person, thank you." Fatty lowered his head again and said sincerely.

On the side, the members of the Phantom Troupe who came were stunned. Seeing the two people, one tall and one short talking very quickly, they couldn't help feeling a little puzzled.

"That's right, that's right, the person who flew away was Fatty Baba, he went to find Mama, but, Fatty thinks that he may not come back..." Fatty said, expressing his heart The little worry that had been hidden all along came out.

"...Why, why?" Looking at the giant in front of him, and recalling the handsome face of that man, the knight couldn't imagine what this giant called Fatty would look like.

"Because... because I think he is also a road idiot." Fatty sniffed, this is why he was so worried, he was afraid that even if he found him, he would definitely forget about Fatty Where is it? When I think about it, I will be separated from Baba Mama in the future.

Fatty felt very sad in his heart. Although he didn't say anything, his sensitive heart was really sad.

After all, Pang Pang is still a child, although he is growing a little faster now...

"It's really tragic." Xiao Di raised his glasses and said.

"Then how about this, you go to our brigade first, and it won't be too late to come back when you find your Mamazai." When he got to the brigade, it would be difficult for the giant named Fatty to leave.

"Yes, is it possible?" Fatty looked at the knight with big bright and ignorant eyes, which made the knight feel a little bit unbearable, but finally he nodded.

"Thank you. After I find my mother, I will definitely thank you. You are a good person! A good person will live a safe life!" Fatty really thinks that the knight in front of him is a good person.

After a while, the knight who brought Fatty to his lair on Meteor Street suddenly asked.

"Fatty, why didn't you talk to those people before?" After getting along for a while, not only the knight, but all the members of the brigade present knew that there was actually a child living in this little giant's heart, and he was very simple.

Hearing what the knight said, Fatty scratched his head and said shyly.

"I told you, don't let me talk to fools!"

Brigade: Can't refute.

On the other side of the mainland, He Xuan, who had no idea that his baby lump was about to enter a criminal gang, looked at the scene in front of him with a dazed expression.

She still can't use her spiritual power now, but she finally knows the reason, because in this place, he has isolated all abilities except thoughts, and even the breath has been covered up without a trace.

It was really hard work to find this place.

As for An An, who has already flown to the sky to spread his spiritual knowledge to find Hexuan, it is not good news.

"You just push hard against this, and I'll see what your tie is." Jin said, because he fell badly last night, and his nose was the most impacted, so now he still stuffed two pinches of toilet paper in his nose.

"It's true to say that, but..." He Xuan touched the corner of his sore mouth and said.

"No, but, hurry up, make sure you are in that department, and I can teach you." Jin glanced at one place, not daring to look at Hexuan at all, he still hasn't recovered from the storm that she is a girl Come on.

"You are right, but... I still want to say no." He Xuan stared at the scene in front of him, pursed his lips and said.

"But what?" Girls are troublesome.

"You think I'm stupid! Tell me to use force against this sea, and I'll use your size!" He Xuan suddenly pointed at the vast ocean and the endless coastline in front of him and roared.

"Ah! Do all the girls look like you now! That's really scary!" Jin also yelled at each other without showing any weakness, and stretched out his hand to pick a few leaves from the low plants next to him. Throwing it into the sea, said impatiently.

"Let's go!"

Convex-_-convex

I can do you ghost!

You threw a few leaves, isn't this still the sea! !I'll go to yours!

"Girls are troublesome!" Jin didn't think he was doing something wrong. Back then, he activated his telekinetic ability against a river to determine his attributes!Is there a small river here, can't we use the sea!He was right!

"You still have the face to say it! It's obvious that you are unreliable! Come here if you have the ability!" The color on Hexuan's face has not yet subsided, she roared, looking very festive.

"Come here! If I can do it, what will you do!" Now Jin completely forgot the fact that Hexuan is a girl.

"What can I do! Why don't I forgive you like a student!" He Xuan raised his arm and shouted without the slightest hesitation.

"..."

Hexuan's words startled Jin. He stared at Hexuan in front of him with wide eyes. For the first time, he felt that this student was so shameless besides not being a girl.

Look at what this said, there is nothing wrong with it.

The author has something to say: the first day of the new year~~~ I wish all the cuties a happy day and all the best~~~

Although the day is almost over...

PS: Thanks to "Fang Ji Fang", "Fudo Zongjin" for their irrigation~~