I may be a fake Taoist

"Dear audience, today on the 199th floor, we will soon see the battle between the snake girl Bertha and the Tyrannosaurus Hexuan!"

"This battle is very important for Berta and Hexuan, and it is an important stop for them to climb the 200-story arena."

"Will they be successful! Especially for Hexuan, can the undefeated winning rate create a miracle today? Let us hold our breath together and welcome together—the Tyrannosaurus Hexuan!!"

The narrator tried his best to mobilize the atmosphere of the scene. As soon as she finished speaking, the scene began to boil instantly.

At this time, Hexuan was dressed in black and walked slowly out of the dark passage. Her eyes were cold, her hands were in her pockets, and her slender and straight legs were walking steadily towards the ring. Every step was agile.

The moment she came out from Hexuan, the lights began to shine on her, and the already excited audience was even more excited, shouting towards Hexuan with red faces.

He Xuan tilted her head. To be honest, she still hasn't figured out why the audience here is so excited.

Wanting to finish quickly, she hastily stepped onto the stage in two or three steps and glanced at the opponent who had been waiting for a long time, her eyes lit up slightly.

This is a big sister with a very hot body, and she is also the only woman that Hexuan has met so many times in the arena. She is also very beautiful, which is really rare.

He Xuan's eyes slowly fell on the part below the neck and above the stomach of this big sister, good guy, He Xuan sighed secretly.

It's really wave~tao~turbulent~surging~ah!

With the green clothes made of rubber, this big sister's breasts are like jelly, trembling at the slightest movement.

Hexuan looked at it, feeling unprecedented pressure inexplicably, raised his eyes and wanted to smile at this big sister, but saw her looking at Hexuan with a fierce and unhappy face, and then she took a few steps back Turning slightly sideways, he rolled his eyes at He Xuan in disgust.

Hexuan's expression was stunned, and then he remembered that his gaze just now was really insignificant, raised his hand to wipe his face, and felt like a hooligan, she explained.

"I didn't look at it on purpose, it's too big..."

"Huh?" Hearing Hexuan's words, Berta turned her head angrily, and her pair of cut pupils became brighter because of her anger.

He Xuan's words made her feel even more angry.

Looking at the opponent who had already pulled out the ribbon to slap her, He Xuan successfully closed his speechless mouth.

Her master is right, she is not a person who can speak well!

"Game start!"

Following the referee's order, Berta, who was very unhappy on the opposite side, swung the green ribbon and attacked Hexuan.

This ribbon is four fingers wide and tens of meters long. When several of them are together, the flexible and curly appearance is like a group of snakes dancing wildly.

With a strong momentum, He Xuan turned around quickly, and the ribbon coming towards her split her sleeve instantly, and He Xuan's white and tender arm skin was exposed like this.

Seeing Hexuan who was about to be injured, the audience shouted even more excitedly.

He Xuan's expression froze, he stepped on the ground with his feet, and quickly avoided the attack of the ribbon, his eyes narrowed slightly, and He Xuan found that the edge of the ribbon was densely packed with small barbs.

These barbs have an obvious metallic luster, and are distributed on the very edges of several ribbons. If such a line is drawn, the flesh and blood will definitely be torn.

Hexuan kept jumping back on her toes, and her physical strength was rapidly exhausted. Although this is nothing to her, it is not a solution after all. She likes close combat, and she can't get close to this big sister at all in this state. body.

"Look, Berta's offensive made Hexuan unable to parry and could only barely dodge. Seeing Hexuan's strenuous appearance, is it possible that her undefeated achievements will be given by the snake girl Berta here?" Is it broken!! Let's keep watching!"

The commentator was enthusiastic in his on-site commentary, and the fight between the two on stage was also extremely fierce.

Berta's ribbon attack was like a ruler, separating the distance between Hexuan and her very far, making Hexuan unable to use his fists and feet, and seemed very restrained.

At this time, Berta's attack stopped suddenly, and his uniformly fleshy arms waved six ribbons, divided into two groups, and each group of three circled towards Hexuan.

Here's your chance!Seeing that He Xuan was about to be trapped, his body lightened suddenly, and his toes stepped on the ground suddenly, his body jumped up in the air, and ran towards Berta stepping on the ribbon surrounded by rings.

Seeing He Xuan running lightly on the ribbon, everyone's mouths were wide open.

Berta hastily pulled back the ribbon, but the ribbon was so long that it took a lot of effort to pull it back completely. At this moment, when Berta was about to hold the ribbon tightly in his palm, Hexuan disappeared again.

Berta, who had watched Hexuan's battle, looked down quickly, and Hexuan appeared behind her like a shadow of the wind, and suddenly raised her thigh and kicked towards Berta who was still bowing her head.

The seemingly light kick is actually surprisingly powerful.

With a "bang", Berta was kicked away by Hexuan, and the ribbon he was holding tightly was also thrown aside.

Seeing Berta rolling away, Hexuan volleyed and fell to the ground.

At this moment, the ribbon thrown out by Berta suddenly bit Hexuan's back as if it had come to life.

Noticing the strangeness, He Xuan quickly turned around, raised his palm and grabbed it like that, and when he held the thing in his hand, He Xuan fixed his eyes and was so frightened that he hurriedly threw the thing in his hand out of the field.

He Xuan's expression was also very ugly, he turned his head to look at the twisted green snake off the field.

It's a real snake. The original green ribbon has now turned into a snake. Can you imagine how it feels to suddenly run into this thing in your hand?

Slippery, sticky, and gross.

She finally knew why this turbulent big sister was called the snake girl, and she really had snakes.

By the way, how did the ribbon turn into a snake?

He Xuan stood on the ring, surrounded by Berta who had been kicked hard, a group of snakes twisted into snake balls, and a referee who had recovered.

"Hexuan wins!" he shouted.

"Won!!"

"I knew you were the best!!!"

"Ahhh!! I bought the snake girl to win, my money, pay me back!"

"Kill them all down and let us see your strength!"

Seeing Hexuan win again, the audience couldn't sit still.

"Reversal, this is a reversal, all the audience, Tyrannosaurus Hexuan once again successfully stabilized her undefeated victory, let us cheer for her victory that is about to enter the 200th floor!!!"

The narrator screamed, she picked up the microphone and stood up excitedly towards Hexuan.

All the cameras on the field were focused on shooting He Xuan, all the lights were shining for He Xuan alone, and all the audience were cheering for her.

He Xuan's originally ugly face improved a lot in an instant, and she suddenly remembered that there was still one thing she hadn't done.

He Xuan suddenly turned towards one audience, pulled off his collar, raised his head slightly, revealing the silver tassel ear clips of different lengths on his right ear.

The ear clips were distributed evenly from the long to the short in the center of her earlobe to the ear bone. The silver metal tassels shone brightly on the brightly lit arena.

The girl's clean and beautiful cheeks were slightly red, and her cold eyes looked at the field with a little disdain at the moment. Her appearance was illuminated on this stage to be more delicate and beautiful.

Good to see no.

Afterwards, under the puzzled look of the audience on the field, He Xuan raised her hands abruptly. The commentator on the field wanted to mobilize the atmosphere, she said excitedly.

"Look, Hexuan turned around and looked at the audience! Does she have something to say to the audience? The audience on the field is also looking forward to it now! Look! She raised her arm! Look, she... "..."

The commentator looked at Hexuan's next actions in a daze, and said with a little blank mind.

"She... raised her middle finger?!"

That's right, He Xuan on the field slowly raised two middle fingers towards the dark steps around him.

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Hexuan did this for a purpose. Two days ago, she had a phone call with her master. The master said that in the competition here, you must show an attitude of not being messed with, so that those who are not looking for trouble will weigh the price of messing with her.

Especially when you hit the 200th floor, you must be even more difficult to mess with.

He Xuan deeply thinks it is, because she has been promoted too fast recently, but she has caught the red eyes of some people, and more and more people come to challenge her, good and bad.

So Hexuan planned to pretend to be a bad girl to scare everyone, and she wanted to get her ears pierced for this reason, but she backed off and changed to wearing ear clips before the battle, because... pierced ears or something There is still blood to be shed, He Xuan thought about it and let it go.

But the gesture must be made, so that she will appear to be not easy to mess with!

The girl on the ring raised her middle finger straight up, and showed a disdainful expression towards the audience with her blushing face. Then she rolled her eyes again. Maybe she felt that she didn't do it well enough, so she hurriedly rolled another one.

He Xuan, who can't roll his eyes at all, rolls his eyes like sand in his eyes.

Looking at the suddenly quiet field, He Xuan raised his fingers higher, and the corners of his mouth slightly raised, she was very satisfied, this is the effect she wanted.

And the hundreds of thousands of spectators on the field looked at He Xuan's raised fingers in bewilderment, and then saw He Xuan's slightly raised mouth corners, and then suddenly realized, and immediately raised their middle fingers to He Xuan, Excitement on the face!

Right, right, she must have asked them to do the same!Otherwise, how could she have lifted it so high for such a long time!It must be so!

Slowly, more and more people lifted it up, and some who didn't understand at all followed the wind and pointed their middle fingers at Hexuan.

Many people in the audience were shouting.

"Hexuan, you are the best!" He said and raised his middle finger at Hexuan.

"Don't stop the tyrannosaurus, keep going up, knock down everything above the 200th floor!!" The man raised his middle finger as he spoke.

Soon, under He Xuan's somewhat choked eyes, tens of thousands of middle fingers pointed at her in unison, which was a bit out of He Xuan's expectation.

"Ah! I understand. It turns out that this is a gesture that Fighter Hexuan thought up to interact with the audience! As far as I know, Fighter Hexuan also compared this to the audience at the time of the first-level selection. The action shows how much she likes this action!! The audience, let us raise your middle finger!!"

The commentator's commentary made all the audience on the field suddenly realize, and they all raised their middle fingers to He Xuan, screaming incessantly.

"No, I'm not, I don't, you're talking nonsense!" He Xuan raised his head in panic and retorted to the commentator, the commentator was sent by the opponent, right?

"I'm the one who was given the middle finger by the tyrannosaurus on the first floor!!!" A bald man suddenly shouted, his expression ferociously excited.

After a while, Hexuan put down his raised fingers "as if nothing had happened" and pulled up his collar. Despite the shouting and noise on the stage, he still didn't raise his head, and walked quickly towards the aisle.

The audience on the stage shook their middle fingers straightly towards He Xuan's figure. He Xuan glanced at him and waved his hands in disgust, signaling that they could put it down, but the audience misunderstood.

They thought that Hexuan wanted them to elevate them higher, so they held up their hands and raised their middle fingers at Hexuan, yelling "ahhh".

Seeing countless middle fingers on the stage, Hexuan ran faster...

Until he followed the staff to the 200th floor, He Xuan didn't figure out which link was wrong just now.

She still couldn't figure out what these audiences were thinking.

"This is your private room on the 200th floor. Are you satisfied after looking at it?" the staff member bent down and opened the door, and said to Hexuan.

He Xuan came back to his senses, walked into this luxurious room, it was simply a presidential suite, the area was six times larger than the previous room, both the furniture and the decoration were expensive.

The main color here is black and gold, which is very high-end. There is also a wine rack inside, with bottles of red wine on it. The exquisite murals spread across the entire wall, which is extremely shocking.

He Xuan nodded in satisfaction.

Sure enough, I went to the 200th floor. This treatment is one in the sky and one in the underground. No wonder so many people want to go to the 200th floor.

"good."

"Your satisfaction is our greatest support. Then, next, I need you to go through the procedure of bonus transfer and the use of this room."

Up to now, the bonuses obtained by Hexuan have accumulated to a very astonishing number. Although those rich people in this world still look down on them, it is very good for Hexuan.

"Let's go." He Xuan closed the door, couldn't help but followed the staff with the corners of his mouth raised.

After half a sound.

Three people with very secretive actions gathered at the door of Hexuan's room.

"Is this here?" Sha Dasuo asked looking at the door with his small eyes.

"That's right, it's here." Ji Dou propped up a crutch with both hands, and said grimly.

"But, are we really going to do this? I watched the battle video called Hexuan, and it seems to be very difficult to mess with... Otherwise, let's wait for the next one." Sha Da Suo broke into a cold sweat, he said very uncertainly.

"Absolutely impossible. We don't have time to wait. Let's talk about people who can go up to the 200th floor. Who is to be messed with?" Li Liduo, who was sitting in a wheelchair, immediately retorted. He looked at the door with extremely firm eyes.

As long as you get ten victories on this floor, you can challenge [the landlord] to monopolize this floor and become the new landlord. You will enjoy this reputation for a lifetime and live a worry-free life.

After experiencing the treatment on the 200th floor, who would go to any kind of garbage place below the 200th floor? As long as he can become the landlord, he can enjoy it for a lifetime on his own. As long as he can become the landlord, it is okay to use some despicable methods... ····

These newcomers who have just reached the 200th floor will be the stepping stones for them to become the landlord.

"Open the door!" Li Liduo raised his head to signal.

"Okay, okay" Sha Dasuo glanced at Jidou, stepped forward and opened the door.

After half an hour.

"Then the room is mine?" He Xuan said while walking while holding the white spar card.

"Yes, you still need to fight on the 200th floor, but the battle here is an application system. If others want to fight with you, they need your consent. If you don't agree, you can't fight, and everyone will have 90 days preparation period."

The staff said softly.

"Very good." He Xuan nodded, and suddenly saw a door half-open in front of the bright corridor, and wanted to walk through it directly, but the more she looked at it, the more familiar it became.

"This is the room just now." The staff pointed to the half-open door and said.

Seeing the opened door, He Xuan suddenly had a bad feeling, she stepped forward quickly, and kicked the half-open door open.

With a "bang", the door was completely opened, and the scenes inside unfolded in front of Hexuan like pictures.

The original furniture and decorations that made Hexuan's eyes shine are now in a mess. Every home appliance has been artificially dropped on the ground, even the floor tiles have gaps, and the red wine on the huge wine rack is covered with bottles. A bottle fell on the floor of the room.

The reddish wine was spilled everywhere, on the sofa, on the floor stand, and on the glass.

Even those very delicate murals have been transformed with sharp tools.

Seeing this scene, Hexuan's face suddenly darkened, she raised her feet and walked a few steps into the room, then put her hands in her trouser pockets, with a very obscure expression.

"My God! What's going on here!" The staff member knelt down the moment he saw this scene, looking completely at a loss as to what to do.

The tip of his nose was filled with the astringent taste of wine, He Xuan raised his head and took a deep breath, the thunder-type spiritual energy around him that was no longer suppressed became active.

"Crackling" sounded around He Xuan.

"Oh~ I'm really sorry, I thought this was my room, but I really didn't expect it to be your room. You really are, you can't blame me for choosing a room and not choosing a good place." Jito and another one suddenly appeared by the door, blocking the fully opened door.

The staff on the side hurriedly got up and took a few steps back. They couldn't interfere with the fight between these fighters.

"Huh..." He Xuan, who was on his back, exhaled softly, and the electric current around him became louder.

"We were just not careful."

"Don't be so angry. If you don't accept it, you can challenge us. See you in the fighting arena!" Li Liduo drove the wheelchair forward and said excitedly.

The rookie will definitely not be able to stand such a provocation, and when we meet in the arena, he will definitely win!

He Xuan, who heard this, twisted his neck and turned around slowly, and shouted when the three of them thought they were about to agree.

"I'm going to fuck you son of a bitch!!"

With a bang, he came to the door in an instant like an afterimage of lightning, a powerful electric current erupted from his clenched palm, and appeared in front of Li Liduo visible to the naked eye. When his pupils shrank, there was a loud "bang" hit him in the face.

Like a shooting star, Li Liduo flew out of the wheelchair and slammed into the opposite wall, embeded into the wall so hard that he couldn't even buckle it off.

Immediately afterwards, Hexuan's eyes were red and he stretched out his foot towards the strangely dressed Ji Dou. Before he could react, his whole body was embedded into the wall in a strange posture like a raccoon dog, and the corner of his mouth twitched. With white foam.

At this time, Sha Dasuo, who finally realized that something was wrong, quickly transformed his mind force arm and attacked Hexuan.

Hexuan breathed heavily, and under Sha Dasuo's surprised gaze, he grabbed his sleeve and started a 360-degree rotation, then let go suddenly, and Sha Dasuo's whole body stuck to the ceiling with a "snap" , It fell down after half a ring.

"The arena? Do you think you can survive on the arena!" He Xuan yelled at the two people on the wall.

If you messed with her, you still want to wait until the arena to talk about it. Is it just a joke to pretend that she is full of strength!

Niu (quickly shaking his head): No, no, we don't have your strength.

This series of actions of Hexuan directly frightened the staff next to him to kneel, she looked at Hexuan in horror, not even daring to breathe.

"Papa..."

Just as Hexuan was panting for breath, there was a sudden burst of applause in the corridor. Hexuan turned around when he heard the sound, and saw a red-haired man with hair standing up wantonly, with teardrop and star-shaped makeup painted on his face. The appearance is coquettish and sexy, and the clothes are very weird.

At this time, he was walking towards Hexuan step by step, his hands with sharp joints were clapping each other, watching Hexuan turn his head, he actually laughed very profligately.

And the frightened staff at the side almost fainted from trembling the moment they saw this person.

Anyone who has reached the 200th floor knows that this person is an out-and-out pervert! !

"You really surprised me more and more. You are no longer a green apple, but a red apple that is about to ripen~ Ah~~~ I really can't wait to be with you..."

Hisoka's soft voice paused, making people think infinitely.

Hexuan narrowed her eyes slightly, the originally very angry mood has eased down a bit, she looked at the strange man in front of her and said.

"I'm sick, go home and take medicine."

How could I meet so many turtle grandchildren these days.

In the deepest part of the Dark Continent, all the most terrifying creatures from the Dark Continent are gathered here, but at this moment, they are huddled on the ground, not daring to lift their heads, and it is hard to believe that they are the most terrifying creatures with their honest appearance .

"Get out of my way! I can't find the exit, what use are you for!!" An, dressed in black, yelled at the grotesque creatures with long and slender fingers, and the dark spiritual power all over his body was strong. Like water waves, they slapped on the bodies of these creatures one after another, and some were even photographed far away. After stopping, they raised their heads cautiously, looked at each other, and really rolled out on tiptoe... ·

Looking at the rolling creatures on the ground, the dark and coquettish face suddenly dimmed, and even the golden pattern covering his clothes was a little gray. He raised his hand to his forehead and fell silent for a while. There was some water gushing out of the mouth, and the mouth pouted involuntarily.

Extremely wronged.

He thought that their family would be together.

In the first month and three days of their separation at No. 17:[-], he missed his family Hexuan again!

I don't know if she is doing well there alone, if she has eaten, if she has drunk water, if she can sleep without his hug when she sleeps, if anyone will bully her, if his family is close to Xuanzhen She was bullied, what would she do if he wasn't by her side.

Thinking of this, An couldn't help gritting his teeth.

This kind of longing erodes his heart every moment, and the two of them realize that they have not been separated for such a long time, which makes An, who has always been insecure, panic a little.

"No, I have to go back immediately, what if some shameless people want to hook up with my Hexuan family! I'm not by her side, if she can't hold me... I, I won't live!! He shouted secretly, tears almost didn't flow, he couldn't imagine what he would do if there was another man beside Hexuan, he was frightened by his words, he quickly got up and rushed out like the wind.

Fatty, who was squatting on the ground and playing with mud, looked at Baba who had to scare himself every day, and suddenly heaved a sigh of vicissitudes. He always felt that Baba would go crazy before he found Mama... ··

After a while, An You came back with a flustered expression and said to Fatty.

"Son, take care of the house honestly. Dad is looking for your mother. I won't be back for a few days. You must take care of yourself. If you are hungry, go to those weak chickens and ask them to find food for you. Don't lose weight."

After speaking, An flew out again.

After listening to Baba's words, the mud in Fatty's hand slipped down, and he looked at the background since his father left, and tears just flowed down.

Baba, are you sure that Pangpang is looking for those creatures to eat, or those creatures are coming to eat Pangpang, I always feel that I will not survive you back!

Thinking about it this way, Fatty's tears flowed even more happily, he missed him so much, and missed him so much, at least when he was numb, he wouldn't go crazy like this!

"Ma Ma, come and pick up Pang Pang, Pang Pang is going to be played with shit by Baba all by himself here"

The author has something to say: An: "You want to hook up with my Hexuan."

Hisoka: "..."

PS: Thanks to "unheard", "green mountains in my arms", "big, update soon~" little cuties for their input~~

Thanks to "Sunset Red", "Kinomoto" and "Unheard" for their irrigation~~