I may be a fake Taoist

"Dong dong!" He Xuan sat on the chair, with his back straight, and a table in front of him, holding a small wooden mallet he got from somewhere, and he was beating it very seriously.

And behind her, Natsume and Natori stood like bodyguards, with helpless expressions on their faces, and they also wanted to understand, they played well, why did they become like this now?

Originally, the two teams of monsters and monsters were evenly matched, but when a Hexuan came out, their attitude was so vague that they couldn't tell whether it was an enemy or a friend, so the situation became...

"Line up! Those in front don't jump in line, and those in the back don't squeeze in. Those in front jump in line!" Looking at the chaotic queue, He Xuan slammed the gavel hard and flew away, leaving only a small stick The gavel looked at the two lines that were still in chaos.

He Xuan narrowed his eyes slightly, and stretched out his hand to strike a whip.

With a "snap", the lightning whip with a little current flew straight across the open space around the two rows of teams, throwing out a very beautiful burnt mark.

Looking at this trace, the originally chaotic two rows became quieter in an instant.

"Name, gender, species, grievances, how do you want to solve it." He Xuan raised his head and said quickly to the shrunken Tyrannosaurus rex.

Even though it's shrunk, it's still huge, but if you get up close, you might think it's a giant plastic dinosaur toy at first glance.

"Er... My name is Xiaohua, girl, I don't know the type, but there is only one grievance! That guy's grandpa's grandpa's grandpa's grandpa lent me an eye, but I haven't returned it yet. I What I want is to give me back my eyes first, otherwise I would be so ugly that no monster would dare to chase me."

This Tyrannosaurus rex named Xiaohua became more and more wronged as he talked, and finally looked at Hexuan with his small dark eyes, which made Hexuan startled and turned his head to look at Zhang Jingsi, who was clearly out of state. asked again.

"Name, gender, type, grievances, how do you want to solve it."

"Dechang Jingsi, male, human, Miss Haitang also understood the grievances just now, as for how to solve it... What do you think?" Throwing the question directly to Hexuan, Dechang Jingsi obviously didn't want to return it to the Overlord Long Yan, originally he wanted to take advantage of the chaos and leave directly, but he didn't know why he stayed.

"What do I think? I'll sit on the stool and watch!" Hexuan pushed back directly, his beautiful eyes rolled their eyes without hesitation, and then saw the tearful eyes of this Tyrannosaurus rex named Xiaohua, pretending He coughed twice and then said.

"Why don't you two go fight again?" He Xuan felt that she was really blind for letting her be the coordinator of both sides.

Suddenly, for some reason, the originally quiet team started to make noise again, and He Xuan raised his body with both hands and shouted towards the team.

"If you keep arguing, I'll really cut you off!"

"Master Kaidou! The people of Abe's family are fighting with the bull-faced monster!" Yudai Ashiya gloated and jumped out of the team, pointing to a man and a monster who were circling on the ground and said.

"You have everything, you go back to me! Think about repairing the family's ancestral flute before it comes out!" He Xuan yelled at the fat and trembling Ashiya Xiong.

After being yelled at, Ashiya Yudai shrank his neck in fear, smiled embarrassingly and returned to the team.

"Jing Yi, what are they going to do?" Xia Mu said looking at the man and the demon who were still wrestling on the ground.

"Let them fight! I think they can make flowers!" Hexuan said angrily. Although she was very angry, she still signaled Natsume and Natori to separate the two fighters on the ground.

After all, this is really not very good-looking, after seeing that Natsume and Natori had gone to pull them up, He Xuan turned his head and said directly to Xiao Hua and Chang.

"The most fundamental purpose of the two of you is that eye, and that eye itself belongs to this little flower monster, and all the decision-making power rests with it. It doesn't mean that you can't return it if you don't want to." He Xuan looked at it. Field said.

When Tyrannosaurus Rex Xiaohua heard what she said, she kept nodding her head.

Zhang Jingsi raised his hand to touch the charm on his right eye, and smiled wryly: "Miss Haitang may not understand, this eye has already fused with mine, if you want to take it out, you can only open my eye "

After finishing speaking, Dechang suddenly approached He Xuan, and her warm breath fell on He Xuan's skin, causing her to subconsciously hide back.

The long and slender thumb and forefinger pinched the corner of the curse paper, and he leaned forward suddenly. Under Hexuan's surprised gaze, he suddenly curled up his mouth and smiled. He was originally very handsome, but such a smile was a bit strange. It's confusing.

He gently opened the curse paper in front of Hexuan, trying to scare this person a little vilely, but as the curse paper was fully opened, the appearance that made him feel disgusted inside did not frighten the person in front of him.

Dechang tilted his head in doubt, this was different from what he expected.

He Xuan looked at the tumbling flesh in front of him, a very deep scar on his right eye was split on his face, which formed a sharp contrast with the white and smooth cheek next to him, which made people feel a little regretful.

And the original eye was actually fused into golden color, like the color of a setting sun shaking so mysteriously that he couldn't help squinting his eyes.

She stretched out her hand, under the somewhat astonished gaze of the audience, covered the scar with the curse paper again, and after finishing, Hexuan stood up with both hands on the table and said calmly.

"This is not a draft. It's useless to sell badly."

Finally, after nearly two hours of mediation by Hexuan, the Dechang family signed a new agreement with Xiaohua.

Xiaohua can continue to lend her right eye to Changjia until the demon power contained in the right eye disappears, but in contrast, Changjia must find a boyfriend for Xiaohua...

"Xiaohua, do you have any requirements for your boyfriend?" He Xuan looked at Xiaohua who was still like a hill very calmly.

"I want to look like her, taller and stronger than her. There is no requirement for the color, but green is best~~" Xiaohua twisted her body shyly, but the thick tail behind her shook a little wind, Although the delicate doll's voice does not match its size, there is an unexpected cuteness. Her bean-like eyes look at Chang Jingsi, and there is a little shimmer in it.

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Hearing Xiao Hua's words, He Xuan raised his head and looked at the sky.

Between changing eyes and finding a partner, it should be easier to find a partner...

"Haitang, let's go first." After waiting by the side for a while, Renzu finally stepped forward and said to Hexuan.

"..." He Xuan raised his head upon hearing the sound, and saw a young man wearing glasses looking at her gratefully.

Who is this person?He Xuan couldn't figure out who this person was, so he just looked at him in embarrassment.

"You, you won't forget me, right? When Chotaro hit the ball out of bounds and almost hit you, I passed by, right behind Chotaro." Shinozu looked at Hexuan with a face of "Who are you?" ", a little sad, no matter what, he's someone I've met once, is his face so ordinary.

"Oh~ so it's you." He Xuan nodded suddenly, but he didn't remember it at all, but it didn't seem too embarrassing.

"Enough, let's go." Suddenly, Atobe who was about to get into the car said, he glanced at Hexuan, and got into the car without saying another word.

But Hexuan recognized him at that time, after all, the scene at that time was still fresh in her memory.

"Strange, why did Atobe call me?" Renzu muttered, said goodbye to Hexuan and walked to his car.

He Xuan waved his hand, looked at the two long lines in front of him again, and took a deep breath.

"Next!!"

Before I knew it, a week had passed.

"Brother, come on!" He Xuan gave a thumbs up to his brother who was about to set off.

"Is it true that Jingyi won't be with me?" Xun asked again after taking the backpack.

"No, I will go over when my brother is playing." Just as He Xuan finished speaking, the phone in his hand vibrated suddenly. He Xuan looked down, let out a breath of foul air, and smiled at his brother After waving his hand, he quickly turned around and lowered his voice to answer the phone.

"Didn't I say it! I'm resting today! Are you deaf or blind? Didn't you see the announcement? Don't call me again, what? Abe's family is fighting monsters again?!" He Xuanshen Taking a deep breath, he walked farther and farther in small steps.

Xun looked at his sister's back, froze for a moment, and lifted the tennis belt on his back. Since his sister came back from a party last time, she has been very busy every day, especially when the phone rang all day long. non-stop.

In the distance, far away from the old brother's sight, He Xuan finally yelled into the phone impatiently: "Ask Abe's family, do you like that monster? Why do you know how to fight all day long? You're not a three-year-old kid." , this is worrying me to death..."

Hearing his sister's familiar roar, Xun nodded and went out to compete.

Hexuan anxiously tugged at his hair, and suddenly found out with horror that a few strands of his hair had been pulled down so easily. Looking at the black hair interspersed between his fingers, Hexuan threw the phone with a "snap" to the side.

She hasn't reached menopause yet, why is she losing her hair so much? Just wait until she graduates, she will be bald.

"No, no..." Hexuan muttered a few words, suddenly he saw the mobile phone with the screen still on on the ground, and it was a ruthless kick when he went up.

It's all caused by these guys who have nothing to do all day long!She's going to be a bald girl!Who the hell still cares about these shits, whoever she loves, anyway, she doesn't do this job anymore!

He Xuan touched his head, and felt that she had to take good care of her hair. It was the first time that she felt that hair was so important to her.

Today is Qingxue's first match in the Kanto Contest, everyone gathered at the entrance and waited to enter.

"Haitang, where's Jingyi? Didn't Jingyi come?" Kikumaru stretched his right hand flat on his eyebrows, looking around.

"She said to come later." Xun said.

"Today is the first match of our Kanto Contest, everyone must work hard!" Dashi suddenly said extremely excitedly.

"That's for sure." Taocheng said.

"Let's go." Said Tezuka, who was walking steadily from a distance.

"Yes!" Several people said in unison, and walked up the stairs, which is where the competition will be held.

Seeing the tennis court getting closer and closer, the fighting spirit of several people surged in their hearts instantly.

"Here we come, here we come." Peng Xiang held up a sign with Qing Xuesheng written on it, and when she saw the teenagers in blue and white coming in unison, she was so happy that she almost didn't look up.

"It's so handsome." Horio looked at it, thinking that one day he would be so cool, so he couldn't help but also laughed.

On the other side, several people from Ice Empress also came to the stadium. The moment they stepped in, Ice Emperor's loud cheers rang out one after another.

"The Ice Emperor must win! The Ice Emperor must win! The Ice Emperor must win..." The stairs outside the tennis court were occupied by Ice Emperor's silver-gray school uniforms. All the strength is shouted out.

"It's really amazing." All the schools that came to watch seemed dumbfounded by the Bingdi's battle.

In terms of the number of people participating in the tennis club, apart from Li Haida, it is also the ice emperor.

The atmosphere seemed to be ignited, and the fighting spirit of both sides rose instantly.

"My hair, you have to be good, and you must not lose it again." He Xuan, who was walking on the road, stroked the hair on her head worriedly.

The weight of the hair is quite light, so light that she always thinks that she has no hair.

Finally arrived at the place where the old brother was going to compete, Hexuan breathed a sigh of relief, took out the jade bone fan and fanned it, seeing the intersection where the two sides were divided into two routes, Hexuan thought about it, and chose a place to go past.

She is not suitable for using her brain at all now, she is afraid that her head will become even more bald, and she doesn't know her way anyway, so it doesn't matter where she goes.

Therefore, Hexuan, who didn't know his way at all, was at the outermost periphery of the Kanto Grand Tournament tennis court. He turned and turned around. It was only separated by a four-storey green belt and a wall, but he couldn't find a place.

In the end, the daring Hexuan, who is skilled in art, climbed over the wall directly. With the eyes of passers-by in horror, Hexuan climbed over the four-story tall green belt. When people wanted to call the police, Hexuan successfully climbed over another The wall fell on the tallest steps around the tennis court.

"Perfect." He Xuan stroked the hair that was still there, sighed inwardly, straightened his back and showed an expression of "I finally found the right way", and walked over happily.

Contrary to Hexuan, there is a somewhat dull crowd. The steps next to the tennis court surround the entire court in a circle. When Hexuan climbed over the wall, of course the people closest to her found out.

"Ahhh! The little tyrannosaurus is here too!! Everyone, look!" Someone in the cheerleading team of hundreds of Ice Emperor shouted, and then everyone looked back at He who just wanted to go down the steps. mysterious.

"She must have come to see Chotaro's game! Look, she and Chotaro are looking at each other!"

"Really."

"My God, it's unbelievable."

"Student Haitang, come down quickly, let's cheer for Bingdi together!"

"Hurry up and make room for Haitang..."

Hearing the movement of the cheerleaders, even Sakaki Taro, who had been sitting calmly in the arena, glanced back.

Hexuan, who had just stepped on the steps, was a little confused now, and she realized that today is the match between Bingdi and Qingxue, so it doesn't matter which side she goes to!

Going to Qingxue, it is necessary to stand opposite the Bingdi, Hexuan looked at the eyes looking forward to her coming down soon, and couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth, but if he stayed with the Bingdi, what would her brother do?

Thinking of her brother's smiling face in the morning, He Xuan hesitated even more.

Fuck!What kind of devil's choice is this, let her be bald.

When He Xuan was mourned, his face was wrinkled into a ball.

But man!Hexuan didn't hesitate for too long, she straightened back the foot she stepped out, turned around straight again, and walked around the top step with the Ice Emperor's cheerleaders in a daze, facing the net Where a butt did it down.

On Hexuan's left is Bingdi, and on Hexuan's right is Qingxue. Hexuan sat in the middle and didn't want to talk.

A gust of breeze blew, and the sun spread on the ground. Sitting alone on the steps, she suddenly felt that the steps... were a bit cold.

Everyone in Bingdi: They all moved out of the way, why did Haitang run so far to do it?Is there a better view over there?

Hai Tangxun: That's great, his sister can still find her way.

Qingxue: Ah~ It's so scary, Haitang actually laughed.

The author has something to say: The bald girl Hexuan~

PS: Thanks to the cuties "Li Meili" and "Qing Shan Ru Huai" for their feeding

Thanks to "Baili Cangou", "An Moyan", "Yanjiang", "", "Jiaojiao", "Minomoto", "garbled code", "Hanzhen" Xiaoke for their input~