I may be a fake Taoist

As soon as Hexuan woke up, he saw his fat son standing in front of her bed, touching his tears, while An An, who was standing beside her, was bending over and pulling the fat man's coat guiltily, trying to pull the fat man away.

That's right, although An An is still dark and misty now, He Xuan can still see his guilty conscience. After all, since he was able to transform into a human form, An An walks with arrogance and arrogance. The look of not daring, made He Xuan want to laugh a little.

He Xuan knew without asking, that he definitely provoked Fat Er secretly, and he didn't know how the two of them got together, He Xuan shook his head and stretched out his hand to hug Fat Er who was choking beside him in his arms.

Seeing Hexuan holding Fatty in his arms, he secretly felt a little envious. He moved his body and wanted to get closer to Hexuan, but when he found that Hexuan did not refuse, he shyly "looked" at her, and suddenly buried his head in the Hexuan couldn't live on his shoulders, his whole body twisted and twisted.

Incredibly beautiful.

Fatty, who was held in He Xuan's arms, looked at such a shameless person, and angrily stretched out his small hands to push An's head, but his strength was not as strong as An's, and An was even closer to He Xuan.

So, Fatty's small mouth held back and tugged at Ma Ma's little gown, and pointed angrily.

He Xuan looked at the red coat on Fatty's body, then turned his head to look at the black head on her shoulder and said.

"Baby, did you stain Fatty's clothes? I'll give you a chance to explain. If I can't explain it, I'm going to go crazy..."

Hearing Hexuan's words, Ancai suddenly remembered his own affairs. He was really excited when he met Hexuan just now, so he...he forgot.

Leaning secretly on Hexuan's shoulder, he slowly turned his head to look at Hexuan in a panic. He wanted to tell a little lie, but for some reason, when he raised his eyes and saw Hexuan's bright eyes, he was a little speechless Come on, his whole body was very stiff, his face started to emit heat, and the tips of his ears were very hot, then he turned his face again with some embarrassment, and after a while, he quietly glanced at He Xuan again, and then he did not give up. She turned her head away in embarrassment.

Repeated this many times, it made He Xuan feel a little dazed, she really couldn't see any expression on this dark misty face that could express a dark meaning.

If he had a tail, it would be wagging by now.

Buried secretly on He Xuan's shoulder, took a deep breath, rubbed He Xuan with his face, and finally calmed down a little.

"Hexuan, you, you are beautiful again~" Hexuan buried on Hexuan's shoulder and said softly.

Every time I see He Xuan, I feel so beautiful, what is going on.

"Um...thank you, no, no, you haven't explained why you bullied Fatty." He Xuan was taken aback when he heard the praise, as if he would praise her first every time he secretly transformed into a human form She was a little embarrassed.

"I did it, I'm sorry, I won't be like this in the future." She raised her head shyly, and looked at He Xuan with "feeling eyes", and didn't even remember whether she was panicking or not.

"Eh..." He Xuan didn't expect this guy to surrender so quickly, she licked her lips thinking she must set a good example for her children, so she said again.

"Come here, you will be punished if you do something wrong, even if you are a little baby!" He Xuan suddenly said hard.

"No, don't be angry, Hexuan, I am willing to punish you whatever you say." Seeing the sudden change in Hexuan's face, he quickly got up and waved his hands and said.

"Stand still, Fatty sees that anyone who does something wrong must be punished!" He Xuan lowered his head and said to Fatty with a snotty nose.

With a sound of "Pa!", Hexuan slapped An's butt vigorously, which resounded extremely loudly throughout the room. Fatty looked at the person who was spanked, and suddenly felt sorry for him, because the numb hands were so strong. big.

He was suddenly spanked, his whole body was as stiff as a stone, He Xuan could see that his whole body started to smoke, and then it turned into a line around He Xuan's neck.

Looking at the darkness that suddenly disappeared, He Xuan wondered if it was because of too much force just now.

But how she always taught children, Fatty is like this, her brother is also like this, and of course Anne is also like this.

She's a fair one.

Before Hexuan could think for a while, her parents came back with barbecue equipment and planned to have barbecue in the yard.

Due to the arrival of his family, Hexuan temporarily forgot what happened just now, and excitedly helped his mother skewer meat together. She likes meat the most.

"Sister, why is your collar smoking?" Ye Mo pointed to his sister's collar, where wisps of smoke were floating into the air.

"This is called a collar, the one with the collar is a dog, and the smoke is because of special effects." He Xuan said seriously.

Then her brother actually believed that, and suddenly felt sorry for her brother, Hexuan thought, let her brother eat more skewers.

One day, Haitang's family spent in excitement.

After Ice Emperor's school celebration is over, there is a holiday. I heard from Natsume that there are often monster gatherings in Yayuan, so Hexuan wanted to go to see and see. He took Fatty and the little monsters of Yeyuanshan, and Hexuan set off.

Once there, because of Natsume's introduction, Hexuan quickly became one with the Yayuan monsters.

The place where they met was a small hill full of green grass and flowers, surrounded by some bushes, and white clouds were floating in the sky. Under the white clouds, on the green grass, they ate a small hot pot around a small stove, very happy.

"Come on, let's have another drink!" He Xuan held up the quilt and said to San Xiao who was obviously drunk.

"Jingyi, don't drink anymore, you've already drank three bottles." Xia Mu looked at Hexuan who wanted to drink again, and quickly pulled her back and said worriedly.

"What's the matter after drinking three bottles? You see, Fat Cat is about to drink the fourth bottle!" He Xuan said with some reluctance to admit defeat.

"But... But Jingyi, what you drink is fruit juice, won't your stomach swell after drinking it like this?" Natsume said, looking at Hexuan's stomach.

He Xuan blushed when he heard Xia Mu's words, and said desperately: "What's wrong with drinking juice, there are university questions in the juice!" She is underage, she should drink juice.

"That's right, it's Natsume-sama, there's a university question in the juice." Yahara's Yimu said drunkenly as he hugged Ye Yuanshan's Yimu.

"That's right, that's right, look at Master Haitang, it's as good as drinking fruit juice, there is indeed a university..."

"Cough cough cough...Eat hot pot, eat hot pot, you see this meat is cold, if you don't eat it, it will go bad." He Xuan quickly interrupted the words of the beef noodles, and if he continued, he would lose face today. .

Hexuan picked up the chopsticks, quickly picked up a chopsticks of green vegetables for the beef noodle, and told him to eat it quickly, this monster is telling the truth.

"Hurry up and eat this, my senior sister sent it to me. We Songheguan secret hot pot base ingredients, the hot pot is so delicious that you bite off your tongue!" He Xuan said proudly.

Her senior sister has been like this since she was a child, she is the first thing that comes to mind when there is something good, oops, oops, thinking about it, I think her senior sister is really good! !

"Yeah! Kagami is delicious." Natsume picked up a chopstick of vegetables, dipped them in the dipping sauce, and was instantly conquered by the entrance.

"Well, it's not bad, hey, big devil, give me some of this base." Madara was a little drunk, and after Natsume gave him a mouthful of shabu-shabu, he simply acted like a baby on the ground.

"Give me a little. Give me a little~~"

"Teacher, don't do this." Natsume hugged Madara and looked at Hexuan with some embarrassment. A drunk teacher is difficult to serve.

"Ah, I'll just give you a little bit. Also, what did you fat cat call me just now?" He Xuan is not a stingy person, but she still pays attention to what the fat cat called her just now.

That is, after Little Tyrannosaurus and Little Steel Cannon, she actually has the title of Great Demon King, and she does not agree!

"Ah? The weather is really good today, Natsume, I went over there for a drink." Madara said in a daze, and limped towards the other side.

"Am I fierce?" He Xuan looked at Fat Cat's leaving figure and turned to Natsume and said.

"When I met Jingyi for the first time, I was really fierce, but after I became friends with Jingyi, I realized that Jingyi is actually a very easy-going person. Although he seems to get angry easily, he has an extremely kind heart." Natsume was slightly taken aback , said.

"Ahem, then don't praise me, I'm easy to face." He Xuan coughed a little embarrassedly, and quickly took a few mouthfuls of food from the bowl.

"By the way, will you attend the gathering of demon masters the day after tomorrow, Haitang?" Natori said suddenly on Monday.

"Are you all going to participate?" He Xuan raised his head and asked.

"It's just an academic exchange meeting, but the demon-killing family will definitely appear." Natori took off his hat and said that it was a bit hot to eat hot pot on Monday.

"Yeah." He Xuan nodded. He Xuan's first thought when he heard about the Elixir family was the Ashiya family. He didn't know if it was because she was too scary. Ever since he yelled at Ashiya in the car last time After the throat, their family entrusted Hexuan with nothing other than gifts and greetings.

He is clearly a employed person, but Hexuan feels the crisis of unemployment.

"Kaitang represents the Ashiya family, so this time the Ashiya family will bring Kaidou with them." Natori Yiyi said affirmatively, because he knew that the Ashiya family had been silent so it was hard to get such a powerful demon exorcist, of course not Will miss this opportunity to declare sovereignty.

"Oh, let's join in then, how about Natsume, are you going?" Hexuan asked.

Natsume pondered for a while, he was not sure whether he would go or not, he raised his head and asked suddenly, "Mr. Natori, do you want to participate in the field?"

"For sure, their family belongs to the organizer every year," Natori said on Monday.

"That's how it is... I think I will go to Jing Yi's gathering the day after tomorrow." Natsume said to Hexuan.

In Natsume's mind, the Dachang family is the kind of family that does whatever it takes to achieve its goals. He is really worried about what will happen at that time. Although he can't help much, he still wants to do his part.

"Hey, is that the kid who shot the cold arrow in the back?" He Xuan suddenly remembered this, she turned her head to look at Fatty who was playing house with other little monsters, and said in a low voice .

"Is that what they want to use Fatty?"

Hearing the address in Hexuan's mouth, Natori pulled his lips in embarrassment and nodded.

"That boy was not a good person at the time." He Xuan opened his mouth and slapped his leg suddenly, felt the rice in the bowl had become warm, and quickly turned back to call Fatty to eat.

Fatty heard Ma Ma's voice, quickly got up and ran over, got into Ma Ma's arms, opened his mouth, and waited to be fed.

Hexuan fed Fatty one mouthful, then picked up a paper towel and wiped the corners of his mouth, fearing that he would be salty, and gave him a little water from time to time, he couldn't be more careful with Fatty, looked at Natori The three shikigami around me were a little taken aback.

"Master Haitang is really gentle."

"It's really a blessing to be Kaido-sama's shikigami."

"Fatty is really happy."

After talking together, the three masked shikigami looked at Natori Monday together, even if they couldn't see their eyes, Natori could feel the sadness.

"If you want to be fed, I can too," Natori said.

"Oh, Natori, I didn't expect you to have such a hobby." Hexuan wiped his fat little mouth and said with a face of coming.

"Stop messing around, Kaitang." Natori turned his head, not knowing how to answer Kaitang at all.

"Eat quickly, eat quickly, if you don't eat anymore, I will give it to my fat boy." He Xuan yelled, and hurriedly grabbed the food for her fat boy.

After He Xuan finished speaking, the monsters who had been drinking all scooped up the meat and vegetables from the hot pot.

For a while, this sparsely populated hill was very lively.

Hexuan, who was full of food and drink, took the little monsters to make floating paper figurines and took a step ahead. Before leaving, he had an appointment with Yayuan's intermediate monsters for the next time.

Hexuan drove the paper figurines to send the little monsters of Yeyuan Mountain back home, and then started to return with Fatty in his arms.

As soon as he stopped at the door of the house, He Xuan jumped off the paper figurine and saw those familiar black cars driving towards her one at a time.

Hexuan suddenly remembered the meeting of exorcising demon masters. He didn't expect the Ashiya family to be more anxious than her. It was because she was afraid that she wouldn't want to prepare in advance.

Seeing the strong man coming down immediately after driving the door, He Xuan smiled and said jokingly:

"Yo~ who is this! Isn't this the owner of the Ashiya family! I thought you would stay in your little den all your life and dare not see me~~"

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