Xiuxianjie favorability strategy

The first thing that comes out of the retreat is, of course, a long absence wins a new marriage.

Li Shuang knew the intention of the two big bad wolves early on, and said that he wanted to have a long talk with Liu Shangyuan about his cultivation experience all night, and wanted to run away without dinner.

What the little master said was justified and justified, the two of them naturally wouldn't stop them, Li Xia touched the other's flat stomach, "Then don't eat, Master Shuang, eat some sweet-scented osmanthus sweet wine to fill your stomach, be careful if you are hungry at night , Eating too much oily meat is not good."

Sweet wine will not be intoxicating, Li Shuang thought about it and agreed.Li Xia went to the small kitchen and brought him a bowl of sweet wine.

The transparent and slightly sour sweet wine is filled with plump golden osmanthus flowers, served in a small celadon bowl, which looks mouth-watering.

Li Shuang took a sip to try the taste, and found that the taste of the wine was not strong, so she happily ate the whole bowl, got off the bed and was about to leave, when her knees suddenly softened, and she was held firmly in her arms.

The scene in front of him was fine just now, but within a few moments the world was spinning and everything was in chaos. He exhaled a few breaths and found that it was all smelling of wine. Only then did he realize that the wine the other party used to make sweet wine was not all low-alcohol wine , it must have been mixed with other things, the taste is so soft that you can't feel it when you drink it, and when the stamina comes up, it's too late to run away.

"Uh..." Li Shuang hiccupped with the smell of wine, covered her mouth in embarrassment, and looked at the two with some reproach, "It's hard for me to concentrate on cultivating the Tao, can you two foxes know the general idea?" Some……"

Looking at those two people after being drunk, his eyes seemed to be covered with a layer of filters and a beauty camera. Almost all the words he knew to describe their appearance could be used on them. Jade, Qi Yuxuan...

These two people in front of them deserve the praise of all the beautiful words in the world.

Li Qiu hugged him to the bed, saw the young master looking at him with bewildered eyes, his heart softened, and he wanted to let the man rest for a night, who knew that the young master suddenly put his arms around his neck and acted like a baby, "Xiao Qiu be mine!"

"Such a good man is mine!" Li Shuang was proud, her previous rationality was washed away by the drink, and she wished she could hug Li Qiu and declare this incident all over the world, "Hanshan is mine!"

He called several people by their names, always in a random manner, depending on his mood and interest, in a chaotic manner, sometimes calling them by their first names, sometimes calling their names, and sometimes calling them by their nicknames, the two of them are already used to it. "Han Shan!" Li Shuang looked at the handsome face that was close at hand, and for a while, she was distracted, and kissed the other's cheek firmly with the aroma of wine, "You are my eldest wife!"

This is a bit upside down.Li Qiu was so teased by the other party that his face was covered with sweat, and he couldn't help tearing off his collar a little. Suddenly, Li Shuang grabbed the collar and covered his neck, "Pull the collar in front of other men, Don't obey women's morals!"

"..."

"... Very drunk, don't give this wine to Master Shuang in the future." Li Qiu settled the drunk, let go of his collar and sighed, just now Li Shuang used some strength, he thought he would be caught by the other party to strangle...

Li Shuang made a fuss and danced, insisting that Li Xia also come, "Li Xia, my little wife!"

The corners of their eyes twitched, wishing they could press the little master on his lap and beat them until they realized the reality. "And why should I be a kid?" Li Xia was so jealous, she leaned up and grabbed the other's arm and questioned, "If you rank according to the things about the bed, I'm obviously number one!"

"I have two wives!" Li Shuang yelled excitedly, and suddenly pressed on Li Xia, hugged him tightly, imitating the methods that person usually used on her body, raised her hands up and down, and lifted her up hard. He picked up the opponent's long leg and put it on his shoulder.

It was self-evident what the drunk wanted to do.

It wasn't the first time for the two of them to see Li Shuang drunk, but this was the craziest time. Both of them were a little overwhelmed. Before Li Shuang continued, his eyes were full of tears and his nose was red, as if he was remembering something sad , the previously high-spirited figure collapsed, and sat on the side sadly, making the two of them confused.

Li Xia thought that his lack of cooperation had angered the little master, hesitantly put his legs on his shoulders lightly, and he simply pushed them down mercilessly.

His little wife fell out of favor too quickly, right? !

The two only heard Li Shuang whisper in frustration: "Why is mine still so small?" He didn't want to take a bath with those two anymore.

"..."

"..."

How to explain this? !When the two had headaches, Li Shuang got up again and lay on Li Qiu's body, "You don't know, I missed you when I first started retreat."

This is taking the warm route.Li Qiu supported him and said, "How much do you think?"

Li Shuang blinked, organized her words and wanted to say some beautiful words of love, "I want to be with you all my life, I want to practice as good as you, I want to have sex with you every day!"

"I have a hard heart, and I can't change it." Li Shuang said in a low voice, "Anyway, I really want it."

He stared at Li Qiu in a daze, then suddenly got up and bit his ear with him.

Li Xia listened distractedly, and naturally knew the content, and said with a smile: "Master Shuang, you can't blame us for acting foolishly at this moment."

"I don't blame you, who told you to be my wife? Men...it doesn't matter if you are a little tired..." Li Shuang patted the shoulders of the two with a melancholy face, and said earnestly.

It's the other way around.

***

The next day Li Shuang got up early in the morning, unexpectedly saw that the two were still sleeping, got up to boil water to make tea, and sat by the bed waiting for the two to wake up.

He couldn't remember what happened last night, he just remembered that he was making a fuss.

The heat on his face has not yet subsided, Li Shuang touched his own face, a little puzzled according to the characters of these two people, how have they lived these 20 years?

He looked around the dormitory, and the things inside were still arranged in the same way as before. Not far away was the desk of the two of them, and there were some more picture scrolls on it. It seemed that the two of them had cultivated themselves.

Li Shuang walked over to open the picture scroll, and she really thought so, this picture scroll is all stock in Li Xia Huanxi Palace, it is really eye-catching.

Silently burning the picture scroll, Li Shuang was still breathing, and heard one of the culprits say: "Master Shuang, we still have a lot of these things."

"..."

Finally, Li Xia laughed out loud, and even Li Qiu curled his mouth in a rare way, Li Shuang blushed and didn't speak, went up and kicked one of them, "Get up, the sun is drying your ass."

"Let him do the drying." Li Xia pulled him to his side again, and coaxed in a low voice: "Master Shuang repeats what he said yesterday, I am happy to hear it."

yesterday?What did you say yesterday?Li Shuang was a little dazed.

"Master Shuang said yesterday that Li Qiu and I are your eldest wife and younger wife, but I don't know how much dowry Master Shuang will offer to carry us two through the door?" Li Xia's fingers made circles on the other's chest.

Li Shuang shuddered, and slapped his fingers away like a fly, "I'm not, I don't have you, don't talk nonsense!"

The two looked at each other, Li Xia raised his hand and released a scroll, which recorded almost all of Li Shuang's drunken madness last night!

"Master Shuang, although we call you Young Master, but this marriage still has to follow the etiquette, there must be a matchmaker's dowry, and we will go there only if we like it."

Li Xia started to play tricks on people.

Li Shuang imagined that she was wearing big red flowers and holding two brides who were taller than him and wearing red hijabs. "I don't have anything of value on me!"

Seeing him seriously, the two couldn't help laughing out loud.

After realizing that the other party was joking, Li Shuang breathed a sigh of relief, and patted both of their buttocks, "Don't scare me, I'm going to eat."

The two big bad wolves seemed to have received the signal, and pushed the prey back into the bed, "The bride price is not necessarily a valuable item, and we will not dislike the young master himself."

"..." So why are you still asking?