[Soccer] Miss Goodie

Forum post "August [-] That Couple Always Showing Love"

1L The ophthalmologist who is about to go blind

The landlord is an ophthalmologist, and recently he always encounters some inexplicable patients.They all narrated that they were stimulated by strong light and always felt that their eyes were going to be blind.

The more the author listens, the more strange it becomes, how come the symptoms of the author are so similar to the author himself.Yes, the landlord, who is an ophthalmologist, has always felt that something is wrong with his eyes recently.After discussion between the landlord and the patient, I finally found out the cause of this strange eye disease.

[Beautiful wedding photos by the seaside.jpg] Even though you are married, you come here again. How can you let a bachelor live?

[Shuangshuang pushes a stroller.jpg] Is the family of four going shopping or taking street photos?

2L veterinarians are also doctors

Shake hands upstairs, but those two are the benefactors who saved me from robbing my pet's dog food because I had no money. I have already treated several patients who were bitten because of robbing their pet dog's dog food up.

Attached are the beautiful photos of those two

[Argentina zoo playing with maned wolves.jpg] It is said that the lady lovingly sponsored a little wolf cub that was abandoned by its mother.

3L dentist here I come

Where are you, the sugar content is not enough!

[I'll wipe your sweat for you, and you'll wipe me too.jpg] Even in the charity competition, you don't forget to show your affection. You can look at the stunned faces of those people next to you.As a dentist, my teeth hurt.

4L I'm going to see a psychiatrist

Am I really convinced are they really serious about treating depression?Just seeing the pictures of their love and affection that are often circulated, I am going to suffer from depression!

[This is delicious, you should try it too. jpg] The two of you actually share the snacks with each other, obviously you still have so many snacks in your hands.

5L Are we really a doctor forum here?

Hey, have you forgotten what forum we are here?We are obviously a single doctor dog forum here!Actually posting photos of that notoriously disgusting couple showing off their affection everywhere, I hate you guys to death, I want to - I want to download all the photos, and save them for kneeling and licking in the dead of night.

6L When andrology becomes male obstetrics

It's been more than a year, Miss Guti's depression should be cured, right?I really want to see her husband back on the court soon and have sex with those teammates.By the way, brother-in-law Sai Gao!

7L team doctor is not equal to quack doctor

In fact, Redondo has already appeared at the base.

[I have excellent pectoral muscles, so I can hold two babies in front of my chest.jpg]

8L to call the chief doctor

By the way, why are there so few people on the forum today?And how did the couple who were tired of being together all day appear separately?

9L An intern preparing to skip work

Report to the chief doctor, everyone went to Twitter to watch Miss Guti, and the above two questions have been answered.

10L to call the chief doctor

what is twitterIs Miss Goodie there too?I'm going to watch too.

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In the summer of 2001, people in Europe and the United States will find an advertisement for a website overwhelmingly appearing on high-rise buildings, buses, and subways.Thanks to this kind of intensive publicity, even if they don't know the website, people still remember the name of the website-Twitter, and at the same time remember Twitter's URL and opening date.

On the day marked on the advertisement, some curious people entered the URL and logged into the Twitter website.

With the clear bird chirping, a cute bird appeared on the computer screen and gradually flew to the corner of the screen. Only then did people see the true face of Twitter.

The simplicity that is completely different from the popular comprehensive websites is refreshing at first, but then people have doubts about what this website is for.

However, at this time, many people immediately screamed at the person appearing on the computer screen.

Just like the novice guide with beautiful animated images at the beginning of the game, visitors who visit Twitter for the first time will see the novice guide on Twitter.Even if it was just a simple profile picture, many people recognized it. It was Miss Guti, who was said to be the Oscar and Golden Globe actress suffering from depression and currently in retirement.

"Welcome to Twitter. Let me introduce the website of Twitter." Due to technical reasons, people unfortunately did not hear Guti's voice, but they still saw this line typed next to the big beauty's profile picture .

Next, just like in a game, under the guidance of Guti's avatar, people learned one by one what kind of website Twitter is and how to use it.

"I hope everyone can join me in the Twitter family. I will wait for you on Twitter. See you there!" After typing the last line, Guti's profile picture disappeared, which made many people feel lost .

But people's regret didn't last long, and then they saw the news on Twitter's homepage—the well-known actress Miss Guti opened Twitter, and she will become the chief spokesperson of Twitter.Come join in and twitter with Miss Goodie.

Playing Twitter with Guti - this is a new Twitter advertisement that was put on everywhere after Twitter officially opened.

It has to be said that Guti's popularity is very high, coupled with his positive image of suffering from depression and being keen on public welfare, his appeal is beyond people's imagination.Many people even ran to sign up for Twitter for the name of playing Twitter with Guti.

After learning about the specific usage of Twitter, many people are still a little disappointed. Isn't this a tool similar to mobile phone text messages?What's the use of this?

But after Guti sent out his first tweet, many people started ah ah ah.

Guti: The first tweet is for my favorite Fernando.I love you! 【Love】

At the same time, Guti also attached two photos, one is a photo of Redondo running on the field, and the other is a photo of Redondo in an apron cooking seriously in the kitchen.

Twitter users who were at a loss as to what to do after signing up for Twitter finally took heart.

Lilith: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Jack: It turns out that Redondo’s daily life is like this. It turns out that Redondo changed his career as a chef after retiring from the game. It turns out that Ms. Guti’s endorsement of Twitter is to show her affection to the world.

Roger: I'm ready to place an order for dog food.

Henry: My wife turned on me and said she would divorce me if I didn't learn how to cook. 【tears】

In addition to those who feel that the daily life of the goddess and the male god's family is like this, some people have discovered a shortcut to communicate with their idols.

Philip: Miss Goody, have you recovered from your depression?When can I see you again on the big screen?

Many people have asked Guti on Twitter how he is doing and when he plans to return.

Soon Guti sent out several tweets in a row.

Guti: The first tweet was to my sweetheart, the second to my favorite children.

Figure [-] [Crying Lucio.jpg]

Figure [-] [Angel pretending to be deep.jpg]

Guti: Third tweet to my dear bro, do you think we look alike?

Figure [-] [Josefina and Jose in taekwondo sparring.jpg]

Picture [-] [Jose who was completely defeated by Josefina in the live match.jpg]

Guti: The fourth tweet is dedicated to my favorite club, Real Madrid. Hala Madrid!

After sending out the first tweet, Guti sent three tweets in a row, which made many people dizzy.Soon everyone realized that Miss Goodie, a big star, is actually a youth with Internet addiction and a twitter madman.Gradually, people got used to him showing his love to his husband on Twitter every day, posting wow, and showing love to his beloved football club. One day, if Guti didn't tweet, everyone would feel strange, strange What did the Internet celebrity Miss Guti do?Did she travel to a place without internet?

As for the questions about Guti's condition and when he will come back that everyone is concerned about, Guti quickly gave the answer on Twitter.

Guti: I am very honored to co-star with the former 007 Mr. Sean Connery in "Raiders of Heaven" produced by [-]th Century Fox.

At the same time, Castro, Guti's agent and spokesman, also officially announced to the media that Guti has recovered, and said that Guti has taken over a fantasy action movie "Raiders of the Sky", which will be released in Mina Harker, an unknown female vampire.This will be Guti's first foray into an action movie, and it will be his first step back to the big screen.

As soon as the news came out, most of the media and the public expressed their support for Guti.Although due to depression, Guti has not filmed for more than two years, but he has a good reputation and has not lost his fan base. Most people are looking forward to his comeback.

But at this time, Guti's name ran from the entertainment page to the financial page, and it was also the financial page of the New York Times.

In the latest issue of the "New York Times" financial section published such an article - "Miss Goodie, Angel from Hollywood"

That article reads:

Recently, Twitter, an emerging social networking site, has been very popular. I noticed that people just clicked into this site out of curiosity at first.Later, however, they will find out that Miss Josefina Guti, who has been away from the screen due to depression, actually speaks for this website.In order to get closer to the big stars, or use the same social software as the big stars, many people signed up for Twitter and quickly fell into it.

At that time, the author was feeling that the company that founded Twitter was really courageous, and I don’t know how much it would cost to invite a celebrity like Ms. Guti to endorse it.Here I provide two data for reference, one is the endorsement fee of Ms. Guti and her husband Redondo jointly endorsed Nike ××××××, and the other is the endorsement fee of Ms. Guti’s endorsement of Armani ××××××.It can be seen that if Ms. Guti is invited to endorse, this company that has not yet been listed and has no products before Twitter can be ruined.

But soon I found out that I was wrong, because this company did not pay Ms. Guti any endorsement fee at all.That's right, all of you read that right, Ms. Guti did endorse Twitter for free.After all, this is her own industry.

Yes, Miss Josefina Guti owns a considerable part of this company and she herself is the boss of Twitter.

After Twitter became popular, some experts analyzed that once Twitter goes public, their stock price will reach a considerable number, and those who own shares in this company will experience the same overnight experience as those who owned shares in Microsoft back then. The feeling of getting rich.

Speaking of which, there should be many people who have already started to calculate how much Ms. Guti will be worth in the future.But the author wants to tell everyone that in fact, Miss Guti is already well-off now.

After the author searched for information in many ways, this female star who has not yet passed her 26th birthday this year has always managed her money well. She owns an investment company on Wall Street.In addition to making stock investments, this company mainly makes angel investments in small companies in Silicon Valley and other fields through this company.

The author checked out the angel investment projects that Ms. Guti had traces of, and was horrified to find that Miss Guti's investment vision was exceptionally accurate, and the companies he invested in had grown well in recent years.According to the author's rough calculation, only these investments have made Ms. Guti a lot of profits, and the ratio of investment to return is astonishingly wide.In addition, the author found that Guti also loves his motherland Spain enough, and jointly carried out real estate development with the Madrid government. At present, the land she developed has become a well-known rich area in Madrid.Now this lady is said to be focusing on urban construction and environmental protection, and it seems that the future will bring her a huge income.

All in all, when we were still sticking to the rules of Wall Street, when we were still ignorant, an angel from Hollywood had quietly stepped into this field and had already shown her magic power.

The article immediately caused an uproar.In the past, it was not uncommon for Hollywood stars to learn how to invest and manage money. There were also many companies who started companies, but they all entrusted agents to complete it.Celebrities are more just playing the role of paying money, and they don't manage and control it personally.However, it is rare to see such a situation in the newspaper. Judging from the writing of the newspaper, Guti not only invested money in it, but also went to check it in person, and he did not command blindly, but really saw the results.Some people made a rough calculation, and concluded that Guti's worth may already be around 10 billion US dollars.

Guti is a very young actor. Even though his family is in business, he is not that rich.So how did he turn himself into a billionaire in just a few years?

Immediately, some people with new ideas began to say that Guti was taken care of by a certain bigwig when he first entered Hollywood, otherwise how could he have never

The heroine was played in the first play.And seeing that Guti has a good relationship with Disney, they all speculated that this boss should be from a high-level Disney, or be able to put pressure on Disney's high-level existence.

"If Mr. Walt Disney hadn't passed away, I guess they should say that I was adopted by Mr. Disney!" Hearing such rumors, Guti complained to Castro angrily. "I'm going to be Marilyn Monroe number two before letting them talk."

Guti was so angry that he wanted to go to Twitter to refute this false statement, but was stopped by Castro.Sophisticated agents are prepared to deal with these false claims by him.

Castro soon held a press conference. At the press conference, Castro showed Guti’s income from endorsements and commercials since he was very young, the use of these income, and his later entry into Hollywood. Subsequent use of remuneration.Because Guti knows that tax evasion has serious consequences, and in order not to be pointed and scolded all day like Messi, he has done a good job in this regard.All the taxes that should be paid are paid, and the reasonable tax avoidance will not suffer.So Castro laid out the receipts accumulated over the years one by one, and suddenly many people fell silent.

Immediately afterwards, Castro announced that Guti would sue the media for spreading false statements, and let them wait for the subpoena.And Disney followed suit, and they also held a press conference to publicly refute the rumors and express their position.

In this way, the so-called Bao Yang incident was quickly suppressed, and many people didn't plan to say anything just looking at Guti's net worth.Especially the economic news reporters, they are busy following the experts and scholars wearing highly myopic glasses all day, or the executives with pregnant bellies, they can finally wash their eyes and experience paparazzi who are taking pictures of big stars feeling.

Ordinary people have no impression of Guti's rumors. In their view, this is someone who is jealous of the kind and capable Miss Guti.Haven't you seen that Miss Guti is busy posting wow and her husband's love on Twitter every day?But having said that, Miss Guti, when will your movie be released?

Everyone thought that Guti would not be able to see him on the big screen until after his movie was released, but they did not expect Guti to appear as a guest at Britney Spears' concert.

That day when Guti, who was dressed in a suit and handsome short hair, slowly ascended the stage with the elevator, those Britney fans were stunned.

Goodie and Britney played a pair of lovers on stage, and then drove the audience crazy with singing and dancing.

After the concert, the reporter interviewed a Britney fan.

The sexy-dressed fan covered his flushed face and yelled first: "It's great! It's great! I think Miss Goodie is very handsome! I thought it would be great if I were Britney on stage Yes! Oh, forgive me Britney, I'm a big fan of yours. But I think Miss Goodie is more suitable for your boyfriend than Justin, really!"

Afterwards, on Twitter, it became popular to confess to Miss Goody, and the topic of #望有一个男孩女叫古迪局# became even hotter.

And Guti also responded very humorously on Twitter——

Guti: Babes, I love you too, but we don't make a date.Because——I love Fernando the most, and I only date him! 【Love】

It was only then that people remembered that Miss Goodie, whom they were obsessed with, had long been married.By the way, what is the man who was lucky enough to marry Miss Goodie doing?

Soon some media reporters took photos of Redondo taking his baby shopping alone. In the photo, Redondo was carrying a baby bag on his chest, with a baby sitting inside, and another one in his hand.And Redondo's other one was not idle, and was still carrying a shopping basket.The video shot by the photojournalist is more dynamic. In the video, Redondo coaxes the baby in the pouch from time to time, then shakes the one he is holding, and then concentrates on choosing the desired product on the shelf.After buying the products they wanted, the father and son got into the car and returned to their home in Madrid.

"It seems that our big star Mr. Redondo has become a seahorse father after retiring, and his daily routine is to do housework and take care of the baby." After the video was broadcast on the TV station, the guests on the show said: comments.

"After all, Ms. Guti's career is booming. If I have a wife who can make money like this, I will go home and take care of the children." Another guest said half enviously, half jealously.

"Anyway, there is Twitter now, and Redondo can meet his wife through Twitter."

"By the way, let's see how many people like his wife."

For some reason, after these programs and photos were released, new rumors gradually emerged.The new rumors are that Guti and Lei Dong get together more and less, their relationship breaks down, and they are about to get married soon.

And even more rumor-mongers came out as people familiar with the inside information, saying that Guti and Redondo had begun to separate, and the steps of divorce were being carried out step by step, and the news would be announced soon.

Some people believed these rumors, feeling that the couple can be said to be a couple in need, able to fight depression together.In the end, they couldn't get rich together. Seeing his wife earning more and more money, the relationship became worse and worse.

But soon these rumors were smashed by Redondo himself.

Redondo finally opened Twitter, and his first tweet was sent to Guti.

Redondo: I love you dear! 【Love】

Redondo is not a Twitter fanatic like Guti, who sends many tweets a day.His twitter doesn't come up very often, and he doesn't go to Ai special people, and even Guti is the only one on the follow list.The content of Redondo's Twitter is also very simple. He will only send some pictures of the children to Guti who is said to have gone to shoot "Raiders of the Sky", and occasionally send some multiple-choice questions to Guti.These multiple-choice questions are even more funny, and most of them are asking Guti which sauce to eat, or which method of ingredients he prefers.

And Guti was also happy to answer Redondo's questions on Twitter, and soon even the passers-by who watched knew that this loving couple sometimes had very different tastes.Even the sauce that Guti chose once was sold out in the supermarket very quickly, which surprised the manufacturer.

Soon everyone also understood that this couple had no marriage change at all, they just showed their affection even more shamelessly.Enough of you guys, we really don't want to watch you guys gossiping about which body wash you like better, or knowing that your garbage bags have changed brands, really!

Among these poor people who have been shown affection, there are also Redondo fans, and they will be more concerned about when Redondo will come back.After all, what was said at the time was because he wanted to accompany his wife to treat depression, and now that wife is alive and kicking around collecting money, you, a big star, should come back, right?

For the fans' inquiries, Redondo only gave a very simple reply-soon!

It was indeed very soon. When the 01-02 season of La Liga kicked off, people were pleasantly surprised to find that Redondo's name appeared in the Real Madrid player list.