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Forum Post "European Cup Highlights"

Content: The 2000 European Cup is about to start. What do you think will be interesting in this tournament?

1L European Cup Documentary:

The landlord first said one thing, this is the first European Cup jointly held by two countries.

2L I really want to eat a dripping pear:

The upstairs is too official, I think the most exciting thing to watch is to be able to see the fresh and alive flesh and bodies of handsome Italian guys, I really want to lick the screen! ! ! !

3L I love that bald man:

It's upstairs, but I like a certain bald guy more than a handsome guy. I really hope he can make up for the regret of the local World Cup two years ago.

4L is a Gallic rooster, not a three-meow:

Agree with the head, so glad that a certain octopus has retired, and now the baldy can dominate the European Cup.

5L loves salted duck but not grapes:

Upstairs, octopus is a local product of Argentina. Based on the principle of trade protection, the EU does not allow it to be imported.So even if Octopus does not retire, he will not be seen in the European Cup.

6L I have an attackable and acceptable goddess:

Who said you can't see an octopus?Brother Octopus is going to do a live broadcast of the European Cup with my goddess. I am already going to mail order a box of sunglasses and watch the live broadcast with sunglasses on, otherwise I will definitely go blind! ! !

7L, the goddess with the octopus on her head:

real or fake?Is this the retirement life of Brother Octopus?Live dog abuse?Show affection on TV?I'll go, Brother Octopus, you'd better go back to the court and abuse the dog, please! ! ! !

8L seeks to abuse three cats:

Brass Ball!But as a Red Devils fan, I don't want to see him on the pitch, what should I do?

9L My Red Army will never walk alone:

Brass Ball!As a Red Army fan, I am happy to hear and see, as well as Explosive Chrysanthemum 8L.

10L fruit tooth eaten salted duck:

Seeing the double red meeting again, the wind and fire are in panic.You play slowly upstairs, I went to watch the live broadcast, and I have already prepared my own sunglasses.

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After the Champions League final, Redondo retired directly as announced at the previous press conference.

At first, Redondo planned to take Guti to a small island in Asia or Oceania to live for a while.Recently, Guti's condition is getting better and better. Every time I go for a follow-up visit, the doctor is surprised by Guti's recovery.This made Redondo very satisfied, and he planned to take better care of Guti so that he could recover as soon as possible.

However, the Spanish national TV station came to the door for the upcoming European Cup.

Generally, TV stations have a certain routine when broadcasting large-scale events such as the World Cup and the European Cup. A professional football host is paired with a football practitioner. Some of them will claim to be fans or simply do nothing. I understand that only beautiful women with good figures can be guests.

Because the routines of each TV station are similar, the final competition is the hosting level of the host, the heavyweight of the professional guests invited, and the attractiveness of the beauties.

Originally, the plan of the Spanish national TV station was to invite retired Spanish football stars to match with some popular cover girls recently.But after putting forward the plan, everyone felt that something was missing.

First of all, Spain has won a few Olympic champions internationally at most, and there are no more achievements that can be achieved.Spanish football stars may still have some well-known domestically, but they may not be as well-known internationally as some members of the Spanish national team who are preparing for the European Cup.

And then a woman who became popular by showing off her breasts and was considered a star, she is not famous enough, and she can't watch her posing in the whole live broadcast, right?

Because of the popularity of Spanish in the Americas, some viewers in the Americas will also choose to watch their live broadcasts. Therefore, in order not to let the American people look down upon them, the directors of the Spanish National Television had to work harder.They are always thinking about which guests to come to make the show look high-end and atmospheric, and at the same time increase the ratings.

"Why don't we invite them?" Someone proposed a candidate at this time.He took out a newspaper, and the newspaper was a photo of Redondo and Guti walking in the supermarket holding hands.

Redondo?Guti?

There was no further discussion at all, and everyone approved the proposal unanimously.Who else can be more topical and eye-catching than this couple?Redondo's knowledge of football, his influence, Guti's beauty, and the topic of depression.In addition, Guti is not blind to the ball. It is said that he still knows the ball very well, so he will not be cold.What a perfect combination!The director seemed to see how many viewers he would attract as soon as the promotion of his program was released, and a scene of rising ratings had already appeared in front of his eyes.

Just do it, and immediately the Spanish National Television sent someone to get in touch with Redondo and the others.

According to the original idea, Redondo planned to live a life away from football.He even chose a vacation spot, and chose to go to the Asia-Pacific region where the football atmosphere is not strong. After the charity match in Puskas was over, he took Guti to go on vacation.So he planned to decline the invitation of the Spanish TV station.

But contrary to Redondo, Guti is a little eager to try.He had originally planned to go to the European Cup, and it would be nice to be a guest by the way.He has never been a guest about football on TV in this life, and he misses the feeling of chatting in the studio in the past.

Since Guti wanted to be a guest, Redondo thought about it and agreed.For him, being a guest is also a trivial matter, as long as Guti is happy.

Originally, after Redondo's refusal, the Spanish national TV station was still considering whether to try to persuade Redondo again, or to find other guests while there was still time.But in a twist of fate, Redondo agreed again.While excited, the staff of the Spanish national TV station also lamented that the pillow wind of the big star's family is so powerful.Don't look at Redondo's unattainable look, it turns out that the family is talking about Mrs. Redondo, and that Miss Guti is the big boss!

Redondo, who was completely unaware that he had been labeled as a strict wife, took Guti to the front reporting team set up by Spanish National Television according to the agreed time.

"At least we can save a lot of ticket money this time." Guti tilted his head happily and whispered in Redondo's ear.

Redondo looked at him helplessly: "Don't pretend that I don't know, you bought all the tickets for the Spanish group stage very early, and even the tickets for other groups, even the tickets for the final."

"I can sell the tickets for the Spanish group match." Guti glanced at Redondo angrily, he really didn't have any business acumen.

Redondo smiled dotingly and stopped talking, so Guti, who looked very angry, looked really good.

Seeing Redondo's smile, Guti turned his head awkwardly, and the reddish pinnae revealed his current mood.

Fuck!This was the mood of the Spanish National Television staff watching on the sidelines. These two celebrities were so unobtrusive. The atmosphere between the two of them was so good that they didn't know what to say.

"Do you think we can reduce the lighting during the live broadcast?" The director of the reporting group ahead of the European Cup asked his assistant a little hesitantly.The pink light between these two people may really help their TV station save a lot of electricity bills.

"I think it's fine if you don't turn on the light, but you may have to pay Manuel an extra fee to see a psychiatrist. You must know that as the host, he has to face these two people directly. He was abused at such a close distance. It’s time to take revenge on the society later. By the way, maybe he should go to the ophthalmology department before seeing a psychiatrist, because his eyes are easily blinded.” The assistant complained mercilessly.

well!The director doesn't know how he is feeling now, the ratings will definitely be guaranteed, but the situation of accidental layoffs and the mental health of the employees after the live broadcast cannot be guaranteed.

Fortunately, Redondo and the others are very clear that they are here to work, and they quickly put away the state of being like no one else, you only see me, and I only see you.Redondo and Guti began to communicate with the TV station very professionally, and understood the points that need to be paid attention to in the live broadcast.They have done this kind of program in their previous lives. In fact, they have a lot of experience. They will know what to do as soon as the TV station says it.

Soon came the day of the live broadcast. This is the first game of the European Cup group stage in Spain. They will play against Yugoslavia.

The Spanish national television announced early that they invited Redondo and Guti as guests, and many of their fans or movie fans turned on the TV early to watch their idols before the game started.

After the sponsor advertisements and titles that were inserted in the front end, the TV signal was sent to the studio hall, and the host and two guests were already in place.The host is the senior commentator Manuel, and sitting next to him are Redondo and Guti.

As if to prove the classic law that handsome men can stand the test of white shirts, Redondo wore a pair of trousers and a simple white shirt today. The first two buttons of the shirt were unbuttoned, and Wei Wei could see Strong chest muscles.

Guti, who is next to Redondo, is his standard attire for watching football. He wears a Spanish red jersey. The big number 14 on the back and Guti's name seem to be custom-made for Guti. Of course, this jersey was exploited by Guti from Jose, an absolute genuine limited edition.

Wow!Before the show started, many viewers got excited just seeing the outfits of these two people.The guy is handsome, the girl is pretty, what a perfect match!

The camera gradually advanced, and Manuel began to speak under the director's signal. He first said a few words to the audience in front of the TV, and then introduced the guests on the side.

"Hi everyone, I'm Guti." Guti smiled at the camera.

"I'm Redondo." Redondo greeted calmly.

Manuel said a few more words, such as welcoming the two guests, and then mentioned the European Cup, and talked about Spain's qualifying situation in the group, especially today's opponents.

Afterwards, he looked at the two guests on the side: "Let's also talk about your own opinions, Fernando, you have played in Spain for many years, and you know most of the players in the Spanish national team very well. I know you already have Spanish nationality, can you talk about your views on the national team of your second country?" Manuel thought about it before, after all, Redondo is a professional, so the focus will be on Redondo.And although Guti is said to be a fan, who knows how far he can talk, maybe it only stays at the level that a certain player is so handsome.This is a live broadcast. In order to prevent Guti from losing face during the live broadcast, it is better for Redon to say more.

Redondo nodded: "I have been teammates and opponents with most members of the Spanish national team. I have a certain understanding of them. They are all excellent and have great potential."

here we go again!Guti rolled his eyes in his heart, that guy Redondo looked calm, but he was actually very proud.If it wasn't for the Spanish TV program, he could probably say that most of the Spanish national team were defeated by me, so in the end he could only say some clichés.This guy really knows how to put on airs, so no one can recognize his true face?Oh, by the way, and will Redondo give tactical explanations?Guti recalled the four talents who were known as the four midfielders back then. Guardiola had the highest achievement, and he also got the best coach in the world. Paolo Sosa was also the head coach of Serie A. The Football Association has an official position.And what about Redondo?Amateur players on amateur teams?After this guy retired, he was left to play, and he was having a lot of fun!

After thinking for a while, Guti interjected: "Actually, I think the current Spanish national team still has some problems, such as the position of our midfielder. Let's see who is our main midfielder? Guardiola? A Barcelona player? Under this system, a guy with a soft style of play, under his control, our national team is like a girl with a delicate body and a weak body, and it will not work when it meets a strong man."

"Ahem..." Manuel coughed uncontrollably, he didn't expect this beautiful Miss Guti to dare to say so.Well, he remembered that Miss Guti is said to be a very staunch Madridist. It is not surprising to say that. It is estimated that the Real Madrid fans in front of the TV should have a strong resonance with Miss Guti.

Just as Manuel estimated, those Real Madrid fans standing in front of the TV agreed with Guti's words: "Miss Guti, you are too right! Let the guy from Barcelona go back!"

The Barcelona fans in front of the TV said arrogantly: "Well, we know that Miss Guti is a depressed patient, and we don't have the same knowledge as patients."

Redondo, who was sitting next to Guti, was a little helpless. How did he know that Guti hadn't lost his ability to shoot map guns everywhere in his second life.Redondo recalled the bloody days when Guti and Pique became the presidents of Real Madrid and Barcelona respectively in the previous life. He thought helplessly, let Guti be happy, and shoot whoever he wants, the big deal He helped Guti block it.

Thinking of this, Redondo pampered Guti's hair, and Guti, who just said it was very cool, smiled at Redondo with enjoyment.

"Abusing the dog after firing the cannon, let people live?" Manuel wailed in his heart. Fortunately, the director gave a reminder to make a commercial, which allowed Manuel to adjust his mood quite well. Over the next live broadcast time.

After the advertisement ended, the front signal was picked up, and the game was about to start.

The specific game commentary is in charge of the commentator on the scene, while Guti and Redondo watched the game with Manuel, waiting for the intermission to cut into their shots.During this period of time, they can exchange their experience watching the game together, even if they forget to shout, the audience will not see it.

The front signal that has been connected to the big screen in the live broadcast room is playing the Yugoslav team's appearance list on the screen.

"Jorovic, Jokanovic, Stojkovic, Mikhailovich... Oh, Fernando, I can't do it anymore, my eyes hurt, my eyes are full of vicissitudes, I guess I can't dream when I sleep at night It’s a bunch of Mr. Vichy around me.” Guti was still reading the familiar names on the big screen, but he stopped reading halfway through, and he leaned on Redondo and rushed to Redon in a somewhat dejected manner. More coquettish.

Redondo patted him: "No, you only dream about me at night, not others."

Hearing Redondo's words, Guti smiled with satisfaction: "Then you have to coax me to sleep at night." He also took the opportunity to tease Redondo, he didn't believe that Redondo could really bear it.

"it is good."

"Ahem." Manuel coughed hard twice, trying to break the two guys over there who looked like no one else. How did he know that Redondo, who looked serious on the court, and Guti, who looked so elegant in front of others, were private? This is how they get along.Now he somewhat believes that Redondo really loves Guti, and he really wants to do that when he retires for Guti.

"By the way, which of the two Yugoslav players is more familiar with?" Manuel tried hard to find a topic, and the feeling of being a light bulb on the side was really bad.

"Mikhailovich."

"Stankovic."

Redondo and Guti each gave a name, which made Manuel curious. He thought the two would say Mijatovic, who had played for Real Madrid. "Can you tell me why?"

Redondo looked at Guti, and Guti did not give in: "I like Mikhailovich's free kick. He can be called a master in terms of free kicks. He can use free kicks as points. The ball came and his free-kicks were fantastic."

Manuel nodded clearly, indeed, Mihaj Loki scored a hat-trick of free kicks in a Serie A game in 99, which is not something ordinary people can do.Guti can say this, it seems that this legendary fan really understands football.

"What about you, Fernando?" Manuel looked at Redondo.

"I admire Stankovic very much, because he is a relatively comprehensive player who has a good performance on both ends of the offense and defense." Redondo's words are still very concise.

"Huh, comprehensive!" Guti snorted unconvinced.He has gone through it all, and as a result, he doesn't even have a fixed position.Comprehensive shit, the synonym of comprehensive in football is mediocrity!

Redondo held Guti's hand, he probably knew that Guti was uncomfortable.Redondo looked at Manuel and added: "In addition, I also admire Mikhailovich for the same reasons as my wife, and Miha's defense is very good, I appreciate it." He When talking about defense, his hand gently scratched Guti's palm.

Guti's face turned red all of a sudden, he was not teased by Redondo scratching his palm, but he was teased by Redondo.Defensive battle is scum, this is what Guti was criticized in his previous life.Of course, Guti also knows that Redondo's defense here is not to satirize him, but he still feels aggrieved.Guti decided that tonight he must work hard to seduce Redondo, must force Redondo to submit, and then he will slip away when Redondo can't help but want to act, he must toss Redondo well, save The guy in the house teased him again.

"Please don't forget that I'm still here!" Manuel wanted to roar to the sky, the two people over there were enough.How old people are still playing hand in hand, I touch it, you blush, it's really shameless.

In fact, it’s no wonder that Manuel feels hurt to the eyes. Since the talk, there have been more and more pink bubbles between Guti and Redondo, and the intimate behavior between the two people has often appeared.In fact, with Redondo's introversion, he would not be so obvious.But Guti couldn't hold back and kept saying that they had lived two lifetimes, so there was nothing to be afraid of, and nothing to avoid.It's better now than in the previous life. If they did this in the previous life, they would retire properly and get out of the rhythm of football.

But as the game progressed, Guti was in no mood to flirt with Redondo.This Yugoslav team is based on the Yugoslav national youth who dominated the World Youth Championship that year. It is almost a decade of Yugoslav football elites gathered together.Yugoslavia was once suspended for a long time due to the war and missed international competitions. Now that many players have reached the end of their careers, they cherish the limited time left now even more.So from the beginning, they added enough firepower to bombard the Spanish team's goal, making Spain's starting goalkeeper Canizares busy with high and low blocks.

"I think Carney should be able to stand the test as the starting goalkeeper of the national team?" Manuel looked at Guti and the others, "Although in the Champions League final, Valencia where Carney was in lost to Real Madrid, But in terms of qualifications and experience, he can still be qualified as the starting goalkeeper of the national team."

"Anyone has more experience and qualifications than our Real Madrid goalkeeper." Because Carney is also from Real Madrid, Guti half-jokingly avoided this topic.

Manuel couldn't help laughing. Casillas, who guarded the goal for Real Madrid in La Liga and the Champions League this season, is too young, and his immature face standing in front of the goal is really not threatening at all.But it will be difficult to say in a few years, maybe the next European Cup Cassie will have the possibility to compete with Carney for the No. [-] goalkeeper.

In the next game, the offensive and defensive transition between the two sides was very fast, especially Yugoslavia's offensive was very fierce, and it seemed that the advantage was on the Yugoslavian side.

"I just said that Guardiola is too soft. When Captain Hierro is not playing, he can't take on the responsibility of the leader. At this time, he should shout and cheer up the spirits of his teammates!"

Guti's words made Manuel unable to answer again. He can only rejoice that what he said here will not reach the ears of the audience, otherwise the Catalans will protest again.

After thinking about it, Manuel changed the subject: "Fina, are you satisfied with your brother Jose's performance?"

Guti just wanted to speak, but at this time Yugoslavia took the lead in scoring, and they were scored by Milosevic.

"Jose's performance——" Guti sneered, "His performance is like shit! It's so bad that Yugoslavia scored first! And that idiot Raul!"

Manuel was embarrassed. He didn't expect Miss Guti to be so strict with her younger brother. By the way, the unlucky Raul also followed suit.

"Jose's performance is not bad, maybe because of his position, his ability today is somewhat limited." Redondo first patted Guti's hand to calm his emotions, and then he opened his mouth to excuse his brother-in-law A few words. "Coach Camacho's tactical requirement is to fly with both wings, emphasizing the two sides. However, Jose's position is placed in the center. When the team mainly plays the side, he is not very effective in the center. , but if he goes to the wing, he will overlap with his teammates again. I really want to see what he will do next, he is a very smart player, and he should have a way to adjust himself in the future." Maybe it was to comfort Gu Di, Redondo rarely said a lot more.

Perhaps to confirm Redondo's words, Jose received the ball in the middle and assisted teammate Pizzi to equalize the goal less than 10 minutes after Yugoslavia's goal.

The first half ended in a 1-1 draw, and the live signal was sent back to the studio.

After the signal was cut, Manuel looked at the two guests and asked them their views on the first half of the game.

"Spain should have a chance." Redondo still didn't have much to say, he had the impression that Spain had qualified in this European Cup group.

"Have a chance?" Manuel slowly put forward his point of view, "We know that the Spanish team performed very well in the European Cup qualifiers, but there is a point of view that many people agree with. Our team often They are all the kings of the qualifiers, but their performance in the main game is not so stable. And the Yugoslavia team’s desire to win is much stronger than ours. Looking at their average age, their average age is over 30 years old, almost They are the biggest team in this European Cup. They were suspended and finally had the opportunity to participate. Naturally, they will do their best. And we... Fina, I agree with your criticism of Guardiola, but I don’t think it’s him One person is soft, but the whole Spanish team is soft, we have to play tougher."

Guti agreed with some of Manuel's views: "It is true that our players should play tougher, but I don't think this means that we have no chance. The second half of the game will be our chance. You also said that Yugoslavia The average age is too high, especially their main players, so it is inevitable that their physical strength will not keep up in the second half, and that is our opportunity."

Guti was talking on the TV, and the audience sitting in front of the TV also nodded.Ah, it turns out that Miss Guti knows the game very well. Listening to Miss Guti's clear voice, even the boring game is much more enjoyable.Many people suddenly feel that it is not enough to only see Guti at the beginning, intermission and end of the live broadcast. Guti should go to the front and partner with the commentator to comment, so that they can listen to the whole game Watching the ball with his voice is fun!

According to the general live broadcast process, Manuel always has to argue with the guests, so as to get the ratings.The same is true for this game, he deliberately looked down on the second half of Spain's game.And Guti, who knows the tricks of the TV station, has always firmly believed that Spain will win the game. Of course, this is also because he really believes so.

"Fina, let's make a bet, and we'll have a meal." Manuel said deliberately unconvinced.

"Okay, we are two people, we will definitely make you poor." Guti smiled and looked at Redondo.

Redondo didn't speak, just stroked Guti's hair to express his agreement with Guti's opinion.

The second half of the game started after Guti and Manuel made a bet.Perhaps to keep suspense, Yugoslavia scored the first goal in less than 5 minutes.Less than 1 minute later, Morientes, who came off the bench, equalized the score.

For more than 20 minutes, the two sides were in a stalemate, but neither scored.Until the No.705 minute, Yugoslavia once again exceeded the score.

"With 15 minutes left, can the Spanish team equalize within 15 minutes?" Manuel is a Spaniard after all, and he would not want Spain to lose just for a meal.

"It will!" Guti said firmly. Although there may be a butterfly effect, he still hopes that Spain's record will not be affected. The games that should be won must be won, and the games that have been lost should be won back.

But as the game draws to a close, Spain's goal has yet to come.

"I think our biggest problem is actually the coach, who is flying with both wings, leaving the space in the middle but not using it." Manuel said looking at Camacho who was shouting and commanding from the sidelines.

Guti was also silent. To be honest, Camacho's level is not enough to command the national team.

The players on the field also seemed a little irritable, and due to the excessive physical exertion, their movements looked a little distorted.

At this time, people with good physical fitness will have more opportunities, such as how to plug.Guti's physical strength was also criticized in the past. After his rebirth, he also paid attention to Jose's physical training, and it seems that Jose's physical training has indeed played a role.After a catch, Jose made a series of consecutive dribbles that made Manuel exclaim, all the way to the Yugoslav goal, and finally successfully sent the ball in.The goal time displayed on the big screen is exactly No.90 minutes.

Being equalized in this period of time is very demoralizing. The players of the Yugoslavia team were a little distracted because of this, so that the score was exceeded by Spain again in stoppage time.

"Fina, I think I'm your brother's fan." Manuel said to Guti at the end of the game.It is true that the goal in the final stoppage time gave Spain the victory, but it was Jose's goal in the 10th minute that boosted morale and also hit the opponent's morale. Jose's contribution was even greater.

Guti smiled proudly: "I have been his fan for a long time."

Guti's words aroused Redondo's dissatisfaction: "Didn't you always say that you are my brain-dead fan?" Redondo was really jealous of Jose. Sometimes he felt that it was better than having the common secret of rebirth. , the twin Jose is Guti's closest person.

"I'm not a fan and I'm your wife. Are you still not satisfied?" Guti blinked at Redondo with her beautiful eyes.

"Here it is again! Damn it, can I wear a pair of sunglasses on the show?" Manuel complained a little helplessly.