[Soccer] Miss Goodie
Chapter 107
After eating the flavored baked naan that tasted so weird that they never wanted to try it again for the rest of their lives, Guti and the others took the information card from the referee, and then boarded the camel for the next stop.
The next task is a special task in "Extreme Speed", a detour task, and you can choose one of the two tasks.
Guti opened the information card, on which were written the names of two tasks: turn around and carry.This time Guti did not dare to make a decision without authorization, but gave Redondo the right to choose.
"Turn around."
Hearing Redondo's choice, Guti immediately nodded, because of the crappy baked pancakes, he didn't intend to make his own decision for a while.Of course, when he recovers, he should reveal his true colors again.
The filmmakers on the side were so excited that they wanted to cry: Mr. Redondo, you finally got a husband!
The two followed the guide and rode camels to the next mission.
Only when they stood in front of the referee at this level did they know the meaning of the task of "turning around"-they had to wear local ethnic costumes in Xinjiang, and then danced a Xinjiang dance with the locals. The requirement was to dance almost like the teacher The same can be considered as a pass.
When he heard that it was dancing, Guti was happy, and he didn't worry about it the most.And he thinks that he can dance flamenco, and he is fine with this local dance.
So the two of them were about to be taken to change clothes, but before changing clothes, Guti made a fuss again.He didn't want to wear the beautiful Xinjiang local women's national costume, but wanted to wear men's clothing, which means that he wanted Redon to wear women's clothing.Guti's eyes widened, and he fired at Redondo.
As soon as he saw those blue eyes, even though he knew that there was a cunning soul hidden in that guy's body, Redondo still nodded helplessly: "I wear women's clothing."
The person in charge of filming them: Just after praising you, you are finally a man, why did you soften again?Well, if my wife is so cute, I'm also soft, as long as I'm not soft at critical moments!
"Yeah!" Guti cheerfully went to change his clothes.
And Redondo can only shake his head helplessly, he can predict how his fans and friends will laugh at him after this episode is broadcast, especially the bad friends like Hierro.But since Guti is happy, let him have fun.For the past year, he has been busy with filming, managing the company, and Real Madrid, and he is also exhausted.
Both of them changed into local Uyghur costumes, and Redondo put on a long red dress with delicate embroidery on it, and a delicate embroidered cap of the same fiery red color on his head.His figure is very strong among men, and he feels very uncoordinated after wearing women's clothing.
Guti, on the other hand, wore the traditional Uyghur men's clothing with loops, crotch trousers, small leather boots, and a beautifully embroidered flower cap on his head, which looked very playful.
As soon as Guti came out, everyone present laughed. It turned out that Guti found a bunch of fake beards from nowhere and stuck them on his lips.
Guti hopped closer to Redondo and muttered in a voice that could only be heard by the two of them: "I finally have a beard again, it's great, I miss my beautiful beard in the past."
Redondo really had no intention of answering Guti's words, because he didn't think that someone's golden beard was easy to see.
Looking at this reverse couple, the cameraman next to him didn't need to remind the director, and recorded all the shots without shaking his hand.He knew that he would never cut too much of the video that he personally took.Even if there is a combination of two male players, they may not be able to wear such an effect.
Guti admired Redondo's women's appearance for a long time. He loved Redondo very much, but sometimes he felt unwilling: Why was he reborn as a woman, not Redondo?If Fernando had been a beautiful little girl, I would have married him back early.
Redondo was taken aback by Guti's eyes, and he felt that this guy should be calmed down, otherwise he would really be riding on him.Of course, the proud Argentine will never admit that the reason why Guti became like this is all connivance by him.
"Hurry up and play." Redondo touched Guti's face with his big rough hands, and even nodded on his lips.
Guti immediately came back to his senses, the person in front of him was Redondo, he was not something he could bully casually, and of course he was reluctant to bully him.
With the sound of very distinctive music, the two finally started to learn how to dance with the locals.
Redondo's female steps require more movements, such as moving his neck, flicking his fingers, and turning his wrists. There are many small movements, and his eyes must follow.On the other hand, Guti had to hold a snare drum, beat it, and dance around Redondo at the same time. His most small movements were moving his neck.
After learning several times from the locals, a guy who claims to be a first-class artistic talent and an Argentine who is also good at singing and dancing began to try to complete this dance independently for the first time.
I have to say that the tacit understanding between the two people is really good and very basic, and they actually danced this dance so well.Especially the way they looked at each other. At first they remembered that it was dancing, but later on it was really only me in your eyes, and you in my eyes. The two people's eyes glued together made the people around them unbearable.
Guti and the others successfully challenged this part of the dance. After the referee judged that they were qualified, the follow-up director couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief, and finally didn't have to feel the sight of the single dog being tortured to death.However, when preparing to go to the next location, he still told his colleagues: "Remember to wear sunglasses, the sun is too bright." He really wanted to say that the couple's pink light was too bright, but he didn't say exit.At this time, he really thanked his colleague Manuel for reminding him to bring more pairs of sunglasses.
Guti and the others came to the next location, which is a relay point that provides route information.But before he and Redondo saw the next mission location, they got another piece of information.The first one got the turning power through the combination here before, and used it.And the object of the pair's turning is him and Redondo, the biggest stars in this game.
"Oh, next time Fernando, I want to be No.1, and I'll turn to others!" Guti said eagerly.
Redondo nodded in agreement, he prefers to see others suffer rather than make himself suffer.
Follow-up staff: If you are still so self-willed, you really can't be No.1!Also, now that you have been converted, why are you so happy?
In "Extreme Speed", turning is to ask the player who is turned back to complete the deceleration task that was not done before.Previously, Guti and the others chose "Turn Around", so this time they are going to complete "Lift Up".
"Go!" Guti gave a loud command while riding on the camel, and he couldn't see the frustration of being turned back on his face, and he thought it would be great to play one more game with his dear Fernando.Guti really enjoys the feeling of two people playing together, even if he can't make a whole person but put himself in it, he thinks it's really fun.Guti recalled the reality shows that he rejected before, and he felt that he should screen them carefully to see if there were any suitable ones for him and Redondo to participate in together.
Looking at Guti's bright smile, Redondo was also very happy.Even though Guti played childishly with their youngest son, looking at that innocent smile, Redondo felt that the trip was worthwhile.
The two turned around with joy in their hearts, and when they came to the task site of "Lifting a Lift", they realized that this level was to play a ball with a bell inside.The two of them have to fight against a pair of local groups across the net. As long as each of them successfully catches the ball five times and successfully kicks it back to the net, it will be considered a success.
"Football net?" Guti blinked, and held the ball in his arms that would make a pleasant bell sound when he kicked it, and looked at it for a long time. It turned out that "lifting a lift" means lifting a leg.
"Fernando, let's buy a few of these balls later, and then play with the little ones when we return to Madrid, they will definitely like it." Guti added another item to the shopping list. Local grapes and national costumes are added, except of course the special baked naan.
"Okay, then we'll play with the kids."
The level of "lifting and lifting" is not very difficult for Redondo and Guti. They still often play football together, and the basic movements of football have deeply conditioned their bodies to form a conditioned reflex.But this kind of ball is not football after all, and the two of them had failed twice before to adjust the angle and strength of the ball.Then the two of them looked at each other once, and nodded at the same time.
"Wow, it's really Redondo!" This was the words of a follow-up staff member. When he said this, Redondo had just kicked the ball over the net.His movements are not fancy, but direct and powerful, just like he is on the court.
"Miss Guti is also good." Another staff member looked at the field with a nympho, obviously he was Guti's fanboy.And just now Guti actually played a trick, stretching his feet behind his back and kicking the ball over.
"It seems that we are going to change venues. This task is not too difficult for them."
"Yes."
Indeed, the difficulty of the task of "lifting it up" was really not difficult for Guti and the others, and it was completed quickly.Coming to the relay point again, Guti finally got the information of the next mission point.
"Hey lamb, what is this mission? It has something to do with the sheep?" Guti whispered to Redondo after reading the information card.
"I'll know when we arrive." Redondo was very calm.
"That's right." Guti didn't think about it anymore, and opened the bag of grapes they carried with them and began to eat.Of course it was him, and Redon ate one more, and the filmmakers next to him had no strength to stop them.
The two came to the next task point, and then listened to the referee explain the content of the task here.But even before listening to the referee's explanation, Guti already knew that it must have something to do with the sheep, because there was a sheep pen next to it, and there were many sheep in it.
"Our program team will invite everyone to eat special roasted whole sheep in the evening, but there are not enough people, so the program team temporarily decided that the contestants will catch the sheep by themselves. Of course, we have already selected the sheep to be used tonight, everyone All you need to do is find the sheep tied with the program mark from among the sheep in the sheep pen, and then catch it. Because the program team has limited funds, if you catch sheep that are not marked, we will not pay the bill. "
After listening to the referee's serious nonsense, Guti wanted to roll his eyes, fuck your temporary decision, fuck your limited funds, just say that you want to toss these contestants.
This event requires both players to participate. Originally, people thought that Guti, who seemed to be pampered by Redondo, would not like to catch sheep in the smelly sheep pen.Who knew that he was the first to put on the gloves and jumped into the sheepfold first.Although he made complaints about the program group, Guti was still happy to play, anyway, he decided to let himself go freely.
There are one hundred sheep in the entire sheepfold, and among them there are six sheep that meet the requirements, corresponding to six groups of players.Because they were reversed, there were two groups of players who cleared the level before Guti and the others, and at the same time as Guti and the others, there was also a group of players who were catching sheep in the sheep pen, which means that the two groups of people had to be found among the remaining 98 sheep. Two sheep that fit their requirements.And sheep like to flock together, and the signs are small, making it difficult to find them, which makes it more difficult to find the right sheep.
Fortunately, both Guti and Redondo have developed first-class eyesight on the court, quickly looking for the marked sheep, and then driving one by one and blocking by the other, while another group of players came to make trouble from time to time , or successfully caught the sheep.
The caught sheep was not too big, and it was fluffy. Guti picked it up, only to hear the little guy bleating non-stop, not daring to move at all.He looked amusing, and touched several handfuls of wool in his arms. If it wasn't for the little guy's small size and timidity, he really wanted to experience the feeling of pulling wool.
Guti played for a long time, and handed the sheep to the referee with some reluctance. "We really won't eat it at night, right?" Guti still couldn't help asking.
"The program team made a temporary decision..."
"Stop, I got it!" Guti said through gritted teeth.He was really fed up with the phrase "the program team made a temporary decision".
Anyway, Guti exchanged a sheep for a task card from the referee.
When Guti and the others came to the next mission point, Guti couldn't help but look up: "We won't play that, right?" He pointed to the long rope in the sky in front of Redondo. "I saw it in the travel brochure of the hotel where I stayed yesterday."
Lei Dongdo didn't speak, but looked seriously at the long rope about five meters above the ground.
Sure enough, the referee of this level came out and explained that in order to let the contestants experience the local characteristics of Xinjiang, they specially moved out the famous Dawazi for everyone to experience.Of course, the real Darwaz is 30 meters high from the ground, and they only prepared five meters high.And there is no requirement for players to walk from one end to the other, as long as they take five steps, it is considered complete.
"I'll go, I'll go!" Guti raised his hand excitedly, this sounds very exciting, he likes this kind of game.
"I'll go." Redondo's voice sounded deep, and his expression was also very serious, obviously he didn't want Guti to encounter any danger.
"But I want to play." Guti took out his best move again, blinking at Redondo.
It's a pity that when Guti may be in danger, Redondo will never compromise.The two of them were in a stalemate.
"That..." The filming director next to him interjected, and Guti and Redondo, who were eye-to-eye, looked at him at the same time, and he couldn't help but tremble with fright. "Well, because Mr. Redondo made baked pancakes before, Ms. Guti will complete the solo project this time." In "The Speeding Forward", there is a rule that two contestants complete the single project alternately.
Redondo took two steps, staring at the follow-up director who was much shorter than him, his aura made him take a step back in fright.
I only heard Lei Dongdo ask in a deep voice: "Then can the program group decide to change players temporarily?"
Guti almost laughed out loud. It turned out that the program team temporarily decided to use it like this?
"That, no way." The follow-up director withstood the pressure, insisted on the principle unwaveringly, shaking his head like a rattle.
Redondo glanced at him, turned around and walked back to Guti.He asked seriously, "Are you really going up?"
"Yeah." Guti nodded again and again, "Anyway, if I didn't step on it, it was like playing bungee jumping."
Hearing what Guti said, Redondo was a little displeased: "Be careful of yourself."
"Ah? Oh!" Guti thought that Redondo would insist on it for a while, but he didn't expect the other party to agree.
However, Redondo also has the following: "I will only give you two chances. If you fail, we will choose time penalty." A time penalty can range from 15 minutes to half an hour.The group of players who came to try before them finally chose a time penalty, and this time the time penalty was half an hour.
"Okay." Guti nodded seriously, "Fernando believes in me, I'm Guti."
Just because it is Guti, I can't believe it at this time.Redondo said something in his heart, he felt that Guti's words could only be listened to at a discount when he was playing crazy.
Guti first listened to the essentials of the movement, and then was taken to change equipment. In addition to the helmet and knee pads, the safety rope was the most important thing. Redondo was worried and went there after the staff tied the safety rope Checked it out.
Guti went to the high altitude, and Redondo checked the sponge pad under one side of the rope to make sure that there would be no problem if Guti fell, and then he raised his head high and stared at Gao without blinking. Guti, who looked very small in the air, was afraid of missing his every step.
Guti came to the sky and looked down at Redondo, but Redondo looked much smaller from a height of five meters.Guti knew that Redondo should be looking at him with his heart hanging from the bottom at this moment. In this case, he had to be more careful and succeed once he fought for it.
The Dawazi artist who taught Guti the technical essentials just now indicated that Guti can go. Guti put his hands on the balance pole and carefully took the first step.As soon as he took the first step to go out, Guti realized that this kind of dawazi would be difficult to walk without practice. He felt that he might not be able to succeed the first time.But even so, Guti still seized the time before falling and took two more steps as much as possible. It would be even better if he was lucky enough to reach the required number of steps.
It's just that although Guti's idea is good, his first attempt failed when he took the third step.
Redondo's expression tightened. He watched Guti fall from a height. Fortunately, the safety rope ensured Guti's safety and allowed him to land stably.
"For the last time." Redondo stepped forward to straighten Guti's hair to one side.
"Yeah." Guti blushed. He felt very excited when he fell from the sky just now, just like bungee jumping.He felt a little regretful that the rope only needed 5 meters this time. If only the real 30 meters would be great, it must be similar to bungee jumping.
Seeing Guti's excited look, Redondo felt a little helpless, and he knew that this brat had made a mistake again.
This time, Guti did not take the first step immediately when he went up to the high altitude, but calmed down, adjusted his breathing, and tried to calm himself down as much as possible.After feeling that it was almost done, Guti took the first step.One step, two steps, maybe Guti had too many skill points lit up, yet he managed to take four steps.There are cameras on Guti's helmet and on the balance bar, both of which faithfully record his last step.
Guti took a deep breath and finally took the last step.The followers below all cheered at once.It worked!
A smug smile appeared on Guti's face, and then he jumped down without waiting for the staff to slowly put him down.While jumping, Guti shouted to Redondo below: "Fernando, I love you!"
His voice is very loud, and the camera below perfectly recorded the voice, and finally presented it completely to the audience in front of the TV. The audience was so moved by Guti.Before the audience was moved, as the object of confession, Redondo was the first to receive this confession.
When Guti finally lay down on the sponge pad, Redondo had already rushed up.Immediately followed the photo shoot, and he planned to take pictures of the couple's communication after the confession.
Redondo rushed to Guti, but Guti had already climbed up from the sponge pad.Redondo grabbed Guti's shoulder, carefully checked up and down, and was relieved to make sure that Guti was not injured.
Then Redondo looked at the follow-up portrait who was closely following him: "Next, I hope to have 3 minutes of private time." He asked the camera very seriously.
"Ah? Good." The camera couldn't resist Redondo's power, so he obediently stopped recording temporarily.
And Redondo turned to face Guti, and then kissed him fiercely, and Guti also obediently cooperated with his movements.The two kissed inseparably, very devotedly.
When Guti was panting slightly after the kiss, he heard Redondo's confession: "I love you too."
Guti, who was very self-willed along the way, caused Redondo countless troubles, his face was a little red, but he was very confident: "You don't love me, who do you love?"
Redondo smiled, and held Guti's hand: "Let's go to the next place." He is now very fortunate to have participated in the recording of this reality show. In order to create more good memories with Guti, he also will not be eliminated early.
"it is good."
The two of them went to the next stop, which was the terminal, with a very good mood.
It turned out that the last stop was set deep in the desert, and Guti and the others encountered difficulties before they reached the finish line.
Another referee stood in front of the sand mountain. It is said that turning over this mountain of sand accumulation is the end point.
"Miss Goody, Mr. Redondo, where are your grapes?"
Hearing what the referee said, Guti shook the bag in his hand.He ate a lot of grapes along the way, and the original grapes that weighed eight catties only had more than three catties left.
The referee nodded: "Very well, the grapes in Turpan are very famous. In addition to being made into raisins, the grapes here can also be made into wine and grape juice for drinking. Next, we will experience the traditional method of making grape juice. It's the foot-stepping method."
As soon as the referee's words came out, Guti almost cried out.Although he knew that before there was no industrial winemaking in Europe, the traditional craft was to step on grapes with his feet, but he did not expect to encounter such an ancient technology when he came to Asia.
"I drink grape juice, you step on it." Redondo made a firm decision for Guti.
"But……"
"nothing."
Guti looked at the referee again: "Can I wash my feet?"
"Okay after you've squeezed the juice."
Guti pouted depressedly, then reluctantly took off his shoes and came to the basin.In the basin were the grapes that Guti and the others had brought all the way today, and they had been wrapped in white cloth by the staff at this moment.
"I would have eaten all the grapes if I knew it earlier." Guti complained to Redondo while stomping on the grapes bitterly.
Probably out of anger, Guti's grape juice was quickly stepped on and poured into a big glass.The juice squeezed out of about four catties of grapes is not too little, more than one catty and nearly two catties.
Seeing that the color is not very good, and the grape juice has a large amount, Guti looked at Redondo with big eyes: Do you really want to drink it?
Redondo responded with his own actions, and directly picked up the cup and drank.
Seeing that Lei Dongduo drank a lot in one sip, but there was still so much grape juice left, Guti bit his lip, then grabbed the glass while Lei Dongduo was breathing, and drank it by himself.His lung capacity is good, and he solved a lot at once.As soon as he stopped, Redondo immediately snatched the glass back and drank the remaining grape juice.At this moment, Guti stared at the referee fiercely, with an expression on his face that I just drank what you can do to me.And the referee can only shrug his shoulders and give up, and he can only do this when he encounters such a player who does not follow the rules.
After the two finished drinking the grape juice, the referee finally signaled that they could go to the finish line.The end point is on the other side of the sand mountain. They need to climb to the top of the mountain and then row down from the top of the mountain. At the foot of the mountain, the host will be waiting for them there.
Guti and Redondo came to the top of the mountain, then smiled at each other, and they slid down the mountain hand in hand.
"Yo heh—"
———Twins Traveling through Extra Story ([-])———
After teasing Guti, Fina simply went downstairs to see her cubs, leaving Guti alone in the room.
When she came to the living room downstairs, Fina only saw Flora sitting there alone watching TV in a daze, while the twins actually started playing with the football outside.
Seeing her mother coming, Flora leaned against her immediately, closed her eyes and fell asleep again. Children of this age still love to sleep.
Fina stroked her daughter's hair quietly, and patted her body lightly to make her sleep more soundly.
"Asleep?" Fernando, who was wearing a large apron that almost covered his front body, came out of the kitchen and sat next to Fina.
"Well, Mr. Redondo."
"The two of us are wearing similar clothes today, and you can tell the difference with the apron covering them?" It turned out that it was Redondo, not Fernando, who sat next to Fina.
"I won't mistake the person I love, even if you are all Redondo, I only love Redondo who belongs to me." Fina turned her head to look at the thoughtful Redondo.
Being watched by such a pair of eyes, Redondo felt a little awkward, he turned his head slightly to look in another direction.Those eyes are exactly the same as Guti's!Such a thought flashed through Redondo's mind.
"You... are you really Guti?" Redondo didn't know whether he wanted an affirmative or negative answer.
"Of course it's true," Guti admitted his identity frankly, "My first life was like some idiot, I admired Redondo a lot when I was young, oh, I mean the Ray in my world. Dondo. You should know what happened next. Although I was muddleheaded in the first half of my life, I was fine and became the chairman of Real Madrid. After that, I kicked my legs and closed my eyes. I thought I had to see God It turned out that when I opened my eyes, I came back to life."
"I thought God let me live again, but then I found out that I was tricked and turned out to be the twin sister of some stupid Guti in the world. You know, Real Madrid has no women's football, and I can't go to other clubs, It is impossible to always play for Real Madrid if you want to be a coach. You can only find another way, and plan to get another chairman. Redondo was also reborn, and then we met..."
Redondo silently listened to Fina's soft and pleasant voice telling his own experience.He seemed to have seen all of this, and for some reason he felt somewhat regretful, if that Redondo was him!
Redondo stood up suddenly, and he rushed back to the kitchen without saying a word.How could he have thought that way just now!
As soon as he entered the kitchen, he saw Fernando who was like a twin.Fernando looked at his expression with some clarity: "Fina is mine!"
Lei Dongdo did not avoid the other party's gaze, he could admit his dirty thoughts in front of anyone, but he could only admit it in front of himself in another world. "You're just lucky to have her!"
"Luck is also very important." Fernando admitted frankly, "But you don't know that I almost missed her, and I almost lost her after I had her." Every time Fernando thought of the period before he didn't find his feelings for Fina Experience, as well as Fina's experience when she was suffering from depression, will be frightened into a cold sweat.He felt that even if he made a wrong step at that time, he would not have the happy life he is now.
"That's because of the female Guti you met!" Redondo gritted his teeth and said.He felt that Fernando allowed himself to indulge his feelings unscrupulously because Fina was a woman. If the reborn Guti was still Guti instead of Fina, he didn't think Fernando would still choose to be with him.
"I haven't encountered such a situation, so I don't know what I would choose at the time. But I only know that I love her soul, whether it is Guti or Fina." Fernando has also thought about this issue, if What he met was Guti instead of Fina. He couldn't guarantee that he would fall in love with Guti at the beginning. He will still be attracted by this soul if he treats it well.
Fernando looked at Redondo: "Can you tell me, if Guti is as honest and hard-working as Raul, would you not appreciate him? Or if Raul is the same as Guti, you will be more of the two of them." Which one do you like?"
Redondo found himself unable to answer this question for a while, seeing him like this, Fernando was not managing his money, but bypassed him and took out the pudding he made for Fina.
Fernando sat down beside Fina and handed her the pudding.
Fina didn't rush to eat the pudding, but snarled at the kitchen, "Did you stimulate him?"
"It's nothing, just a few words by the way. If you don't even have the ability to bear this, then it's not Fernando Redondo." Fernando was a little disapproving, probably because of his male consciousness. After seeing that Redondo, he felt even more I like to express myself in front of Fina, and then suppress that Redon in all directions.
Fina shrugged, then ate her pudding.Anyway, she was used to Fernando's work, even if Fernando made himself in another world, it would not be surprising.
At this time, Guti, who had been dawdling upstairs for a long time, also went downstairs.Fina nodded at him: "Fernando made pudding." She looked at Fernando.
Fernando nodded, and then calmly said to Guti: "In the kitchen, you should like the taste."
"I will definitely, I like it very much." Fina proudly showed off to Guti.
Looking at himself in another world enjoying the love of Redondo in another world with a proud expression on his face, Guti got goosebumps, as if he had been having a nightmare and hadn't woken up.
But out of curiosity, he went to the kitchen to try the pudding that was said to suit his taste.Of course he would never admit it, he didn't want to stay in the living room and watch those two people kiss me, it was too hurtful.
When he walked into the kitchen, Guti saw Redondo who seemed to be thinking about something.Out of politeness, Guti coughed.
Redondo seemed to be taken aback. After seeing that it was Guti, he had a strange expression on his face.
"Well, Fina said that Fernando made pudding for me to eat." Guti explained why he appeared in the kitchen.
Redondo nodded.
Guti opened the refrigerator and found the pudding that looked good.
Just as he was about to bring out the pudding, he suddenly heard Redondo's voice behind him.
"sorry."
The next task is a special task in "Extreme Speed", a detour task, and you can choose one of the two tasks.
Guti opened the information card, on which were written the names of two tasks: turn around and carry.This time Guti did not dare to make a decision without authorization, but gave Redondo the right to choose.
"Turn around."
Hearing Redondo's choice, Guti immediately nodded, because of the crappy baked pancakes, he didn't intend to make his own decision for a while.Of course, when he recovers, he should reveal his true colors again.
The filmmakers on the side were so excited that they wanted to cry: Mr. Redondo, you finally got a husband!
The two followed the guide and rode camels to the next mission.
Only when they stood in front of the referee at this level did they know the meaning of the task of "turning around"-they had to wear local ethnic costumes in Xinjiang, and then danced a Xinjiang dance with the locals. The requirement was to dance almost like the teacher The same can be considered as a pass.
When he heard that it was dancing, Guti was happy, and he didn't worry about it the most.And he thinks that he can dance flamenco, and he is fine with this local dance.
So the two of them were about to be taken to change clothes, but before changing clothes, Guti made a fuss again.He didn't want to wear the beautiful Xinjiang local women's national costume, but wanted to wear men's clothing, which means that he wanted Redon to wear women's clothing.Guti's eyes widened, and he fired at Redondo.
As soon as he saw those blue eyes, even though he knew that there was a cunning soul hidden in that guy's body, Redondo still nodded helplessly: "I wear women's clothing."
The person in charge of filming them: Just after praising you, you are finally a man, why did you soften again?Well, if my wife is so cute, I'm also soft, as long as I'm not soft at critical moments!
"Yeah!" Guti cheerfully went to change his clothes.
And Redondo can only shake his head helplessly, he can predict how his fans and friends will laugh at him after this episode is broadcast, especially the bad friends like Hierro.But since Guti is happy, let him have fun.For the past year, he has been busy with filming, managing the company, and Real Madrid, and he is also exhausted.
Both of them changed into local Uyghur costumes, and Redondo put on a long red dress with delicate embroidery on it, and a delicate embroidered cap of the same fiery red color on his head.His figure is very strong among men, and he feels very uncoordinated after wearing women's clothing.
Guti, on the other hand, wore the traditional Uyghur men's clothing with loops, crotch trousers, small leather boots, and a beautifully embroidered flower cap on his head, which looked very playful.
As soon as Guti came out, everyone present laughed. It turned out that Guti found a bunch of fake beards from nowhere and stuck them on his lips.
Guti hopped closer to Redondo and muttered in a voice that could only be heard by the two of them: "I finally have a beard again, it's great, I miss my beautiful beard in the past."
Redondo really had no intention of answering Guti's words, because he didn't think that someone's golden beard was easy to see.
Looking at this reverse couple, the cameraman next to him didn't need to remind the director, and recorded all the shots without shaking his hand.He knew that he would never cut too much of the video that he personally took.Even if there is a combination of two male players, they may not be able to wear such an effect.
Guti admired Redondo's women's appearance for a long time. He loved Redondo very much, but sometimes he felt unwilling: Why was he reborn as a woman, not Redondo?If Fernando had been a beautiful little girl, I would have married him back early.
Redondo was taken aback by Guti's eyes, and he felt that this guy should be calmed down, otherwise he would really be riding on him.Of course, the proud Argentine will never admit that the reason why Guti became like this is all connivance by him.
"Hurry up and play." Redondo touched Guti's face with his big rough hands, and even nodded on his lips.
Guti immediately came back to his senses, the person in front of him was Redondo, he was not something he could bully casually, and of course he was reluctant to bully him.
With the sound of very distinctive music, the two finally started to learn how to dance with the locals.
Redondo's female steps require more movements, such as moving his neck, flicking his fingers, and turning his wrists. There are many small movements, and his eyes must follow.On the other hand, Guti had to hold a snare drum, beat it, and dance around Redondo at the same time. His most small movements were moving his neck.
After learning several times from the locals, a guy who claims to be a first-class artistic talent and an Argentine who is also good at singing and dancing began to try to complete this dance independently for the first time.
I have to say that the tacit understanding between the two people is really good and very basic, and they actually danced this dance so well.Especially the way they looked at each other. At first they remembered that it was dancing, but later on it was really only me in your eyes, and you in my eyes. The two people's eyes glued together made the people around them unbearable.
Guti and the others successfully challenged this part of the dance. After the referee judged that they were qualified, the follow-up director couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief, and finally didn't have to feel the sight of the single dog being tortured to death.However, when preparing to go to the next location, he still told his colleagues: "Remember to wear sunglasses, the sun is too bright." He really wanted to say that the couple's pink light was too bright, but he didn't say exit.At this time, he really thanked his colleague Manuel for reminding him to bring more pairs of sunglasses.
Guti and the others came to the next location, which is a relay point that provides route information.But before he and Redondo saw the next mission location, they got another piece of information.The first one got the turning power through the combination here before, and used it.And the object of the pair's turning is him and Redondo, the biggest stars in this game.
"Oh, next time Fernando, I want to be No.1, and I'll turn to others!" Guti said eagerly.
Redondo nodded in agreement, he prefers to see others suffer rather than make himself suffer.
Follow-up staff: If you are still so self-willed, you really can't be No.1!Also, now that you have been converted, why are you so happy?
In "Extreme Speed", turning is to ask the player who is turned back to complete the deceleration task that was not done before.Previously, Guti and the others chose "Turn Around", so this time they are going to complete "Lift Up".
"Go!" Guti gave a loud command while riding on the camel, and he couldn't see the frustration of being turned back on his face, and he thought it would be great to play one more game with his dear Fernando.Guti really enjoys the feeling of two people playing together, even if he can't make a whole person but put himself in it, he thinks it's really fun.Guti recalled the reality shows that he rejected before, and he felt that he should screen them carefully to see if there were any suitable ones for him and Redondo to participate in together.
Looking at Guti's bright smile, Redondo was also very happy.Even though Guti played childishly with their youngest son, looking at that innocent smile, Redondo felt that the trip was worthwhile.
The two turned around with joy in their hearts, and when they came to the task site of "Lifting a Lift", they realized that this level was to play a ball with a bell inside.The two of them have to fight against a pair of local groups across the net. As long as each of them successfully catches the ball five times and successfully kicks it back to the net, it will be considered a success.
"Football net?" Guti blinked, and held the ball in his arms that would make a pleasant bell sound when he kicked it, and looked at it for a long time. It turned out that "lifting a lift" means lifting a leg.
"Fernando, let's buy a few of these balls later, and then play with the little ones when we return to Madrid, they will definitely like it." Guti added another item to the shopping list. Local grapes and national costumes are added, except of course the special baked naan.
"Okay, then we'll play with the kids."
The level of "lifting and lifting" is not very difficult for Redondo and Guti. They still often play football together, and the basic movements of football have deeply conditioned their bodies to form a conditioned reflex.But this kind of ball is not football after all, and the two of them had failed twice before to adjust the angle and strength of the ball.Then the two of them looked at each other once, and nodded at the same time.
"Wow, it's really Redondo!" This was the words of a follow-up staff member. When he said this, Redondo had just kicked the ball over the net.His movements are not fancy, but direct and powerful, just like he is on the court.
"Miss Guti is also good." Another staff member looked at the field with a nympho, obviously he was Guti's fanboy.And just now Guti actually played a trick, stretching his feet behind his back and kicking the ball over.
"It seems that we are going to change venues. This task is not too difficult for them."
"Yes."
Indeed, the difficulty of the task of "lifting it up" was really not difficult for Guti and the others, and it was completed quickly.Coming to the relay point again, Guti finally got the information of the next mission point.
"Hey lamb, what is this mission? It has something to do with the sheep?" Guti whispered to Redondo after reading the information card.
"I'll know when we arrive." Redondo was very calm.
"That's right." Guti didn't think about it anymore, and opened the bag of grapes they carried with them and began to eat.Of course it was him, and Redon ate one more, and the filmmakers next to him had no strength to stop them.
The two came to the next task point, and then listened to the referee explain the content of the task here.But even before listening to the referee's explanation, Guti already knew that it must have something to do with the sheep, because there was a sheep pen next to it, and there were many sheep in it.
"Our program team will invite everyone to eat special roasted whole sheep in the evening, but there are not enough people, so the program team temporarily decided that the contestants will catch the sheep by themselves. Of course, we have already selected the sheep to be used tonight, everyone All you need to do is find the sheep tied with the program mark from among the sheep in the sheep pen, and then catch it. Because the program team has limited funds, if you catch sheep that are not marked, we will not pay the bill. "
After listening to the referee's serious nonsense, Guti wanted to roll his eyes, fuck your temporary decision, fuck your limited funds, just say that you want to toss these contestants.
This event requires both players to participate. Originally, people thought that Guti, who seemed to be pampered by Redondo, would not like to catch sheep in the smelly sheep pen.Who knew that he was the first to put on the gloves and jumped into the sheepfold first.Although he made complaints about the program group, Guti was still happy to play, anyway, he decided to let himself go freely.
There are one hundred sheep in the entire sheepfold, and among them there are six sheep that meet the requirements, corresponding to six groups of players.Because they were reversed, there were two groups of players who cleared the level before Guti and the others, and at the same time as Guti and the others, there was also a group of players who were catching sheep in the sheep pen, which means that the two groups of people had to be found among the remaining 98 sheep. Two sheep that fit their requirements.And sheep like to flock together, and the signs are small, making it difficult to find them, which makes it more difficult to find the right sheep.
Fortunately, both Guti and Redondo have developed first-class eyesight on the court, quickly looking for the marked sheep, and then driving one by one and blocking by the other, while another group of players came to make trouble from time to time , or successfully caught the sheep.
The caught sheep was not too big, and it was fluffy. Guti picked it up, only to hear the little guy bleating non-stop, not daring to move at all.He looked amusing, and touched several handfuls of wool in his arms. If it wasn't for the little guy's small size and timidity, he really wanted to experience the feeling of pulling wool.
Guti played for a long time, and handed the sheep to the referee with some reluctance. "We really won't eat it at night, right?" Guti still couldn't help asking.
"The program team made a temporary decision..."
"Stop, I got it!" Guti said through gritted teeth.He was really fed up with the phrase "the program team made a temporary decision".
Anyway, Guti exchanged a sheep for a task card from the referee.
When Guti and the others came to the next mission point, Guti couldn't help but look up: "We won't play that, right?" He pointed to the long rope in the sky in front of Redondo. "I saw it in the travel brochure of the hotel where I stayed yesterday."
Lei Dongdo didn't speak, but looked seriously at the long rope about five meters above the ground.
Sure enough, the referee of this level came out and explained that in order to let the contestants experience the local characteristics of Xinjiang, they specially moved out the famous Dawazi for everyone to experience.Of course, the real Darwaz is 30 meters high from the ground, and they only prepared five meters high.And there is no requirement for players to walk from one end to the other, as long as they take five steps, it is considered complete.
"I'll go, I'll go!" Guti raised his hand excitedly, this sounds very exciting, he likes this kind of game.
"I'll go." Redondo's voice sounded deep, and his expression was also very serious, obviously he didn't want Guti to encounter any danger.
"But I want to play." Guti took out his best move again, blinking at Redondo.
It's a pity that when Guti may be in danger, Redondo will never compromise.The two of them were in a stalemate.
"That..." The filming director next to him interjected, and Guti and Redondo, who were eye-to-eye, looked at him at the same time, and he couldn't help but tremble with fright. "Well, because Mr. Redondo made baked pancakes before, Ms. Guti will complete the solo project this time." In "The Speeding Forward", there is a rule that two contestants complete the single project alternately.
Redondo took two steps, staring at the follow-up director who was much shorter than him, his aura made him take a step back in fright.
I only heard Lei Dongdo ask in a deep voice: "Then can the program group decide to change players temporarily?"
Guti almost laughed out loud. It turned out that the program team temporarily decided to use it like this?
"That, no way." The follow-up director withstood the pressure, insisted on the principle unwaveringly, shaking his head like a rattle.
Redondo glanced at him, turned around and walked back to Guti.He asked seriously, "Are you really going up?"
"Yeah." Guti nodded again and again, "Anyway, if I didn't step on it, it was like playing bungee jumping."
Hearing what Guti said, Redondo was a little displeased: "Be careful of yourself."
"Ah? Oh!" Guti thought that Redondo would insist on it for a while, but he didn't expect the other party to agree.
However, Redondo also has the following: "I will only give you two chances. If you fail, we will choose time penalty." A time penalty can range from 15 minutes to half an hour.The group of players who came to try before them finally chose a time penalty, and this time the time penalty was half an hour.
"Okay." Guti nodded seriously, "Fernando believes in me, I'm Guti."
Just because it is Guti, I can't believe it at this time.Redondo said something in his heart, he felt that Guti's words could only be listened to at a discount when he was playing crazy.
Guti first listened to the essentials of the movement, and then was taken to change equipment. In addition to the helmet and knee pads, the safety rope was the most important thing. Redondo was worried and went there after the staff tied the safety rope Checked it out.
Guti went to the high altitude, and Redondo checked the sponge pad under one side of the rope to make sure that there would be no problem if Guti fell, and then he raised his head high and stared at Gao without blinking. Guti, who looked very small in the air, was afraid of missing his every step.
Guti came to the sky and looked down at Redondo, but Redondo looked much smaller from a height of five meters.Guti knew that Redondo should be looking at him with his heart hanging from the bottom at this moment. In this case, he had to be more careful and succeed once he fought for it.
The Dawazi artist who taught Guti the technical essentials just now indicated that Guti can go. Guti put his hands on the balance pole and carefully took the first step.As soon as he took the first step to go out, Guti realized that this kind of dawazi would be difficult to walk without practice. He felt that he might not be able to succeed the first time.But even so, Guti still seized the time before falling and took two more steps as much as possible. It would be even better if he was lucky enough to reach the required number of steps.
It's just that although Guti's idea is good, his first attempt failed when he took the third step.
Redondo's expression tightened. He watched Guti fall from a height. Fortunately, the safety rope ensured Guti's safety and allowed him to land stably.
"For the last time." Redondo stepped forward to straighten Guti's hair to one side.
"Yeah." Guti blushed. He felt very excited when he fell from the sky just now, just like bungee jumping.He felt a little regretful that the rope only needed 5 meters this time. If only the real 30 meters would be great, it must be similar to bungee jumping.
Seeing Guti's excited look, Redondo felt a little helpless, and he knew that this brat had made a mistake again.
This time, Guti did not take the first step immediately when he went up to the high altitude, but calmed down, adjusted his breathing, and tried to calm himself down as much as possible.After feeling that it was almost done, Guti took the first step.One step, two steps, maybe Guti had too many skill points lit up, yet he managed to take four steps.There are cameras on Guti's helmet and on the balance bar, both of which faithfully record his last step.
Guti took a deep breath and finally took the last step.The followers below all cheered at once.It worked!
A smug smile appeared on Guti's face, and then he jumped down without waiting for the staff to slowly put him down.While jumping, Guti shouted to Redondo below: "Fernando, I love you!"
His voice is very loud, and the camera below perfectly recorded the voice, and finally presented it completely to the audience in front of the TV. The audience was so moved by Guti.Before the audience was moved, as the object of confession, Redondo was the first to receive this confession.
When Guti finally lay down on the sponge pad, Redondo had already rushed up.Immediately followed the photo shoot, and he planned to take pictures of the couple's communication after the confession.
Redondo rushed to Guti, but Guti had already climbed up from the sponge pad.Redondo grabbed Guti's shoulder, carefully checked up and down, and was relieved to make sure that Guti was not injured.
Then Redondo looked at the follow-up portrait who was closely following him: "Next, I hope to have 3 minutes of private time." He asked the camera very seriously.
"Ah? Good." The camera couldn't resist Redondo's power, so he obediently stopped recording temporarily.
And Redondo turned to face Guti, and then kissed him fiercely, and Guti also obediently cooperated with his movements.The two kissed inseparably, very devotedly.
When Guti was panting slightly after the kiss, he heard Redondo's confession: "I love you too."
Guti, who was very self-willed along the way, caused Redondo countless troubles, his face was a little red, but he was very confident: "You don't love me, who do you love?"
Redondo smiled, and held Guti's hand: "Let's go to the next place." He is now very fortunate to have participated in the recording of this reality show. In order to create more good memories with Guti, he also will not be eliminated early.
"it is good."
The two of them went to the next stop, which was the terminal, with a very good mood.
It turned out that the last stop was set deep in the desert, and Guti and the others encountered difficulties before they reached the finish line.
Another referee stood in front of the sand mountain. It is said that turning over this mountain of sand accumulation is the end point.
"Miss Goody, Mr. Redondo, where are your grapes?"
Hearing what the referee said, Guti shook the bag in his hand.He ate a lot of grapes along the way, and the original grapes that weighed eight catties only had more than three catties left.
The referee nodded: "Very well, the grapes in Turpan are very famous. In addition to being made into raisins, the grapes here can also be made into wine and grape juice for drinking. Next, we will experience the traditional method of making grape juice. It's the foot-stepping method."
As soon as the referee's words came out, Guti almost cried out.Although he knew that before there was no industrial winemaking in Europe, the traditional craft was to step on grapes with his feet, but he did not expect to encounter such an ancient technology when he came to Asia.
"I drink grape juice, you step on it." Redondo made a firm decision for Guti.
"But……"
"nothing."
Guti looked at the referee again: "Can I wash my feet?"
"Okay after you've squeezed the juice."
Guti pouted depressedly, then reluctantly took off his shoes and came to the basin.In the basin were the grapes that Guti and the others had brought all the way today, and they had been wrapped in white cloth by the staff at this moment.
"I would have eaten all the grapes if I knew it earlier." Guti complained to Redondo while stomping on the grapes bitterly.
Probably out of anger, Guti's grape juice was quickly stepped on and poured into a big glass.The juice squeezed out of about four catties of grapes is not too little, more than one catty and nearly two catties.
Seeing that the color is not very good, and the grape juice has a large amount, Guti looked at Redondo with big eyes: Do you really want to drink it?
Redondo responded with his own actions, and directly picked up the cup and drank.
Seeing that Lei Dongduo drank a lot in one sip, but there was still so much grape juice left, Guti bit his lip, then grabbed the glass while Lei Dongduo was breathing, and drank it by himself.His lung capacity is good, and he solved a lot at once.As soon as he stopped, Redondo immediately snatched the glass back and drank the remaining grape juice.At this moment, Guti stared at the referee fiercely, with an expression on his face that I just drank what you can do to me.And the referee can only shrug his shoulders and give up, and he can only do this when he encounters such a player who does not follow the rules.
After the two finished drinking the grape juice, the referee finally signaled that they could go to the finish line.The end point is on the other side of the sand mountain. They need to climb to the top of the mountain and then row down from the top of the mountain. At the foot of the mountain, the host will be waiting for them there.
Guti and Redondo came to the top of the mountain, then smiled at each other, and they slid down the mountain hand in hand.
"Yo heh—"
———Twins Traveling through Extra Story ([-])———
After teasing Guti, Fina simply went downstairs to see her cubs, leaving Guti alone in the room.
When she came to the living room downstairs, Fina only saw Flora sitting there alone watching TV in a daze, while the twins actually started playing with the football outside.
Seeing her mother coming, Flora leaned against her immediately, closed her eyes and fell asleep again. Children of this age still love to sleep.
Fina stroked her daughter's hair quietly, and patted her body lightly to make her sleep more soundly.
"Asleep?" Fernando, who was wearing a large apron that almost covered his front body, came out of the kitchen and sat next to Fina.
"Well, Mr. Redondo."
"The two of us are wearing similar clothes today, and you can tell the difference with the apron covering them?" It turned out that it was Redondo, not Fernando, who sat next to Fina.
"I won't mistake the person I love, even if you are all Redondo, I only love Redondo who belongs to me." Fina turned her head to look at the thoughtful Redondo.
Being watched by such a pair of eyes, Redondo felt a little awkward, he turned his head slightly to look in another direction.Those eyes are exactly the same as Guti's!Such a thought flashed through Redondo's mind.
"You... are you really Guti?" Redondo didn't know whether he wanted an affirmative or negative answer.
"Of course it's true," Guti admitted his identity frankly, "My first life was like some idiot, I admired Redondo a lot when I was young, oh, I mean the Ray in my world. Dondo. You should know what happened next. Although I was muddleheaded in the first half of my life, I was fine and became the chairman of Real Madrid. After that, I kicked my legs and closed my eyes. I thought I had to see God It turned out that when I opened my eyes, I came back to life."
"I thought God let me live again, but then I found out that I was tricked and turned out to be the twin sister of some stupid Guti in the world. You know, Real Madrid has no women's football, and I can't go to other clubs, It is impossible to always play for Real Madrid if you want to be a coach. You can only find another way, and plan to get another chairman. Redondo was also reborn, and then we met..."
Redondo silently listened to Fina's soft and pleasant voice telling his own experience.He seemed to have seen all of this, and for some reason he felt somewhat regretful, if that Redondo was him!
Redondo stood up suddenly, and he rushed back to the kitchen without saying a word.How could he have thought that way just now!
As soon as he entered the kitchen, he saw Fernando who was like a twin.Fernando looked at his expression with some clarity: "Fina is mine!"
Lei Dongdo did not avoid the other party's gaze, he could admit his dirty thoughts in front of anyone, but he could only admit it in front of himself in another world. "You're just lucky to have her!"
"Luck is also very important." Fernando admitted frankly, "But you don't know that I almost missed her, and I almost lost her after I had her." Every time Fernando thought of the period before he didn't find his feelings for Fina Experience, as well as Fina's experience when she was suffering from depression, will be frightened into a cold sweat.He felt that even if he made a wrong step at that time, he would not have the happy life he is now.
"That's because of the female Guti you met!" Redondo gritted his teeth and said.He felt that Fernando allowed himself to indulge his feelings unscrupulously because Fina was a woman. If the reborn Guti was still Guti instead of Fina, he didn't think Fernando would still choose to be with him.
"I haven't encountered such a situation, so I don't know what I would choose at the time. But I only know that I love her soul, whether it is Guti or Fina." Fernando has also thought about this issue, if What he met was Guti instead of Fina. He couldn't guarantee that he would fall in love with Guti at the beginning. He will still be attracted by this soul if he treats it well.
Fernando looked at Redondo: "Can you tell me, if Guti is as honest and hard-working as Raul, would you not appreciate him? Or if Raul is the same as Guti, you will be more of the two of them." Which one do you like?"
Redondo found himself unable to answer this question for a while, seeing him like this, Fernando was not managing his money, but bypassed him and took out the pudding he made for Fina.
Fernando sat down beside Fina and handed her the pudding.
Fina didn't rush to eat the pudding, but snarled at the kitchen, "Did you stimulate him?"
"It's nothing, just a few words by the way. If you don't even have the ability to bear this, then it's not Fernando Redondo." Fernando was a little disapproving, probably because of his male consciousness. After seeing that Redondo, he felt even more I like to express myself in front of Fina, and then suppress that Redon in all directions.
Fina shrugged, then ate her pudding.Anyway, she was used to Fernando's work, even if Fernando made himself in another world, it would not be surprising.
At this time, Guti, who had been dawdling upstairs for a long time, also went downstairs.Fina nodded at him: "Fernando made pudding." She looked at Fernando.
Fernando nodded, and then calmly said to Guti: "In the kitchen, you should like the taste."
"I will definitely, I like it very much." Fina proudly showed off to Guti.
Looking at himself in another world enjoying the love of Redondo in another world with a proud expression on his face, Guti got goosebumps, as if he had been having a nightmare and hadn't woken up.
But out of curiosity, he went to the kitchen to try the pudding that was said to suit his taste.Of course he would never admit it, he didn't want to stay in the living room and watch those two people kiss me, it was too hurtful.
When he walked into the kitchen, Guti saw Redondo who seemed to be thinking about something.Out of politeness, Guti coughed.
Redondo seemed to be taken aback. After seeing that it was Guti, he had a strange expression on his face.
"Well, Fina said that Fernando made pudding for me to eat." Guti explained why he appeared in the kitchen.
Redondo nodded.
Guti opened the refrigerator and found the pudding that looked good.
Just as he was about to bring out the pudding, he suddenly heard Redondo's voice behind him.
"sorry."
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