[Langya List of colleagues] Lonely as deep
Chapter 38】
Xie Yu: Fuck your sister's mad dog (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ eating my chicken and scolding me, I am clearly called a poisonous bee【( ̄ε(# ̄)☆╰╮o( ̄盘 ̄// /) Playing tricks!]
Commander Meng: I want to throw you out even more ==
Brother Su: ...Throw it out!save flying flow
Feiliu: Delicious and fun
The author has something to say: Every time I watch Sansan's theater, I laugh so hard...
☆、Small theater 02
Dongfang: Aunt Jing~ Aunt Jing~ I want osmanthus cake! ! ~(≧▽≦)/~
Concubine Jing: Good~~O(∩_∩)O~~ (OS: Girls are so nice~~)
Dongfang: Aunt Jing~ Aunt Jing~ I want to be tender again! ! ~(≧▽≦)/~
Concubine Jing: Good~~O(∩_∩)O~~ (OS: Xiaofeng is so cute~~)
Dongfang: Aunt Jing~ Aunt Jing~ I want hazelnut cake next time! ! ~(≧▽≦)/~
Concubine Jing: Good~~O(∩_∩)O~~ (OS: How nice it is from my family~~)
Dongfang: Aunt Jing~ Aunt Jing~ I want a buffalo! ! ~(≧▽≦)/~
Concubine Jing: Okay~~O(∩_∩)O~~ (OS: Well, let Jingyan marry me!)
Buffalo: Concubine Mu~~ The buffalo they are talking about is me╥﹏╥...
Concubine Jing: That’s fine too~~O(∩_∩)O~~Xiao Mao~~~
Dongfang: Aunt Jing?What's up? = ̄ω ̄=
Concubine Jing: Come marry me! !
Dongfang: What did I just promise? ?
Dongfang: It's so cold~~~ Let's eat the pot! ! o(* ̄▽ ̄*)o
Fat Cow: Good(^o^)/~
Dongfang: Crispy Breasts~~Crispy Breasts~~Do you want to be together~~~n(*≧▽≦*)n
Crispy Chest: Let's call Jingyan together!
Fat cattle: buffalo. . . .not good!Hi Feiliu!
Dongfang: No!It will lower the double quotient!
Crisp breast:. . . . . . . . (still hated...)
Crispy Chest: What am I going to do with you (⊙o⊙)!
Buffalo: Mr. Su, who is Xiaofeng ⊙ω⊙why...
East: Zzzzzzz
Crispy Chest: ...you ask yourself
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Buffalo: Concubine mother, they all bully me π_π
Concubine Jing: My child, I’m sorry for you, don’t cry. (^_^)
Dongfang: Mei Changsu!Your pig mates!
Crispy Chest: What happened to them?
Dongfang: If you want to be brainless, if you want to be obedient and disobedient, it's a shame...
Crispy Chest: It's not the first day you know them--
Dongfang: ...Your uncle!
Co-Bird Lord: Whoever used my catchphrase!
Dongfang: You said that what is yours is yours? !You are not a good person either!
Master Heniao: What do you care about me? ...
Dongfang: Kouheng, ignore you...
Heniaozhu: Mr. Mei, what happened to her?
Crispy Breasts: There are so many days in every month...
Co-Niaozhu: ...it's all gone, it's not exciting to watch...
What and what acridine? ! (PS. I don't know what I'm writing myself(o;)
Co-bird owner: I don’t believe I can’t open it→_→
Box: Then you open it (_)
Co-Bird Master: ...
- 3 days later -
Co-Bird Master: What on earth did you do?
Box: I won’t tell you~ I won’t tell you~
Co-Bird Master: ...Pfft——[A mouthful of blood spurted out from the chest cavity]
Co-Bird Owner: Father—they all outshone me, the baby is so heartbroken, chirp chirp
Crispy Chest: Please find the old Pavilion Master first before weeping
Dongfang: Crispy breasts, it’s time to drink wine, ignore him, it will affect your mood
Co-Bird Lord: You...you...have no conscience, blah blah
Buffalo: I just quietly watch you act like a demon
Audience: Heniaoyue Banzhu, Qihoo’s is you
Co-Bird Lord: You... your uncle's——
Crispy Chest: Little Lin, why haven't you been busy recently? ?
Dongfang: Don’t be busy when you’re done—are you stupid?
Crispy breasts: …
Buffalo: Mr. Su, you have this day too~~~~
Dongfang: You are stupid with crisp breasts, aren't you even more stupid?
Buffalo: Concubine Mu, is this true?
Concubine Jing: Isn’t it?
Audience: Concubine Jing Liangliang, is it really okay to sell your son like this?
Concubine Jing: But I'm telling the truth!
Audience: Cool is the biggest...
Fat Cow: Buffalo!stupid!Hi Feiliu!
Commander Meng: Xiaofeng, what about me?
Dongfang: You are at the bottom of the food chain!
Adorable Commander: …
Xiaofeng: Lord Heniao, don't look at other places, you are not smart!
Co-Bird Master: You!Your uncle! ! !
Dongfang: I won't tell you any more.Feiliu!Walk!My sister will cook something delicious for you!
Fat Cow: Good!
Co-bird owner: Who of you provoked her today? ?
buffalo:......
Crispy breasts: …
Adorable Commander: …
Concubine Jing: Don't you know, do girls have so many days every month?
buffalo:......
Crispy breasts: …
Co-Bird Master: …
Adorable Commander: …
Buffalo: Concubine Mu, I should have recognized him~~~~(_)~~~~
Concubine Jing: ...
Buffalo: I'm about to recognize it~~~~(_)~~~~
Concubine Jing: ...
Dongfang: You are stupid, but you still don’t believe it╭(╯^╰)╮
Crispy chest: Little 泋, stop talking (ˇˇ)
Dongfang: Aunt Jing, let's go, let this pair of CPs have a good chat
Concubine Jing: Good!Let's go, I'll cook something delicious for you~~~~
Dongfang: What are you all doing?
Li Gang: Dongfang Guliang, why did you persuade the suzerain to enter the palace just now?
Nihuang: So you persuaded Mr. Su to enter the palace?
Commander Meng: Xiao Zhi, what are you doing?
Buffalo: Do you think he is not troublesome enough?
Dongfang: ...I——
Nihuang: Alright, stop talking.Your Highness Prince Jing, our Majesty doubts this and that all day long.Didn't he want us to oppose it?Let's show him back!
Commander Meng: Yes! ! !
buffalo:......
Dongfang: Right what right! !To say you have no brains is really no brains! ! !You think that if you can react, your breasts will show up! !You are continuing to push him into the fire pit! !If you still think I am causing trouble, you are the ones who are causing trouble! !Mei Changsu has you pig teammates, it's no wonder he doesn't get sick! !
Buffalo: Stop arguing, I will go into the palace to have a look, you stay here!
Dongfang: I will go too!
Buffalo: What are you going to do?
Dongfang: I'm going to find Concubine Jing to be cool~~
Buffalo: Why are you looking for the concubine mother?
Dongfang: Sue!Kou Hang!
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Dongfang: Aunt Jing~~~ Su Bao, who is under Suxiong, is so amazing to me~~~╥﹏╥...
Concubine Jing: Tell me!who! !
Dongfang: Your buffalo and Nihuang with crisp breasts are all bad guys~(TロT)σ
Concubine Jing: Stop crying, Aunt Jing is in charge~~~
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Concubine Jing: I can't control Nihuang, but you, Mr. Su.You, I can still handle it! (Sister Mingjing's upper body) Kneel down!Apologize to Xiaofeng!
Buffalo: Yes~~ Girl, I'm sorry, I misunderstood you.
Dongfang: Kouheng!hum(ˉ(∞)ˉ)chirp
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Dongfang: No, no.I just made a mistake, and I regret it.
Heniaozhu: No, it’s been a few steps, I can’t regret it anymore!
Crispy breasts, have a sip of tea, continue watching
Fat cow playing with leaves outside the door
Dongfang: Feiliu~~ Tell me, can my sister regret the game?
Fat Cow: Yes!
Dongfang: Did you hear that!
Heniaozhu: No, what Fei Liu said doesn't count!Changsu, do you think it's okay?
Dr. Yan: Drink the medicine, don't think about anything else!
Su Chest: Look, it's not that I don't want to, it's that Dr. Yan doesn't let me think, so Lin Chen...
Co-Bird Master: ...Your uncle's
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Su Chest: Xiao Mao, are you really going with us?
Dongfang: Otherwise, what is this big luggage for? !
The master of the bird, looking at the crispy chest flattened lightly. OS: Hehehe, you have today too!
Buffalo OS: I'm gone, no one will do it for me again... I'm so sorry, let's go for Shen Madu and that fat guy Lin Chen... 嘤嘤, 嘤嘤
Zhanying Children's Shoes OS: Your Highness, you have spoken out... I feel a little ashamed...
Concubine Jing: Jingyan... so you are still a scumbag.
Dongfang: Aunt Jing, what are you talking about?I will bring good things for you, byebye
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— clatter ——
Buffalo: What's the sound?
Commander Meng: It seems that something fell from above.
Crispy Chest: Drop something?Commander Meng, why is there a hole in the roof? ?
Commander of Meng:? ? ?
Buffalo: Unexpectedly, you have arranged people on the roof!
Commander Meng: ... I'll go up and have a look
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Commander Meng: Mr. Su, what is this? (takes out two luminous cups)
Crispy Chest: ...I probably know who was up there just now.
Commander Meng & Buffalo: Who is it?
Crispy breasts: …
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Dongfang: Suxiong, did someone confess to you today?
Crisp Breast: Why today?
Dongfang: Today is May 520th, commonly known as [-], I love you!
Buffalo: What, Xiaoshu, do you love Xiaoshu?
Dongfang: Can you not just listen to half a sentence!
Buffalo: Then what are you guys talking about?
Dongfang: I don't want to explain...
Crispy breasts:.....
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Buffalo: Concubine Mu, do you know what day it is today?
Concubine Jing: 520, didn't your elder brother Jing Yu explain it to you back then?
Buffalo: ...... I forgot
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Crispy Chest: What did you say! Σ(`д′*ノ)ノ No... no...
Commander Meng: I saw with my own eyes that the girl was shot through the left chest by an arrow.
Crispy Chest: Then why don't you bring her back? ! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻
Commander Meng: I'm not the general, I can't go! [Disgusting face] Mr. Lin is gone!
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Moon and a half together bird owner: What are you arguing about! ! !
Crisp Breast: Lin Chen!What about people? (⊙o⊙)
Moon and half bird owner: I'm sending it back to my room.
Crisp Breast: I'm going to see her!
Moon and half together bird owner: What are you looking at!It would be better to catch them off guard now, so as not to hurt Xiaobai!
Crisp Breast: Yes!you're right!Brother Meng, we....balabala...
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Su Chest: I've made all the arrangements, so just tell me, what's going on with Xiao Zhi?
Moon and a half and bird master: An arrow pierced through the left chest, but fortunately it did not hurt the heart and lungs, but lost a lot of blood.
Crispy Chest: ...Really? [suspicious face]
Moon and half together bird owner: Don't worry?Then you ask Dr. Yan to come and see if I'm right! 【Contemptuous face】
Crispy Chest: .... Zhen Ping, Doctor Yan please.
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Dr. Yan: The wound just looks dangerous, Miss Miao is fine, just take good care of it.
Crisp Breast: Really?
Doctor Yan: You!You give me medicine, sleep, and rest!Who allowed you to be here!
Half Moon and Bird Master OS: Dr. Yan became angry from embarrassment, Mei Changsu, you are really capable! 【give it a like】
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Xiao Jingyan, Lie Zhanying, and Meng Zhi stared at the box in their hands (just like the moon and half bird master back then)
buffalo:......
Zhan Ying: ...
Adorable Commander: …
Zhan Ying: Your Highness, how do you open this box?
Commander Meng: This box has no mechanism, no lock, where can I open it?
Buffalo: I don't know either.
Zhan Ying: ...
Adorable Commander: …
Buffalo: Why don't we ask the concubine mother?
Zhan Ying: Good!
Commander Meng: Good!
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Buffalo: Concubine Mu, this is sent by Master Lin Shaoge.
Concubine Jing: This is the box left by Xiaofeng, right?
Buffalo: Yes...
The moment Concubine Jing Liangliang picked up the box to look at it, the box was opened.
buffalo:......
Zhan Ying: ...
Adorable Commander: …
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Moon and half together bird master: Feiliu, your brother Su is sleeping, don't disturb him.
Fat Cow: You lied!
Moon and half together bird owner: I didn't lie to you, try it yourself, you still have breath.
Fat Cow: Big Sister...
Moon and Half Bird Lord: I'm afraid of you, I'll ask Langya Pavilion to find your body...
Fat Cow: Good! ...you are here, not dead....
[Request: Moon and a half combined bird masters psychological shadow area]
Moon and half together bird owner: Your uncle!
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Buffalo: Concubine Mu, what did Xiaofeng put in the box?
Concubine Jing: ...
Buffalo: Concubine Mu~What the hell is it?
Concubine Jing: ...
Buffalo: Mother Concubine~~~
Concubine Jing: ...you can see for yourself.
After the buffalo took the box—
buffalo:......
Concubine Jing: ...
Buffalo: Concubine Mu, why did you give me these?I can't understand anything at all.
Concubine Jing: You go back first, and leave me alone.
Buffalo: ...Mother Concubine, I'm going first...
After the buffalo is gone—
Concubine Jing: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, this kid, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he.
[Buffalo said: I really can't understand any of the words written by Xiaofeng... I'm so sorry]
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One day, Nihuang rushed to Langya Pavilion.
Moon and half together bird owner: princess, princess, listen to me!
Nihuang: Well, there is nothing to say!
Moon and a half conjunct bird master: …
Nihuang: Those two people, you promised me that they would come back alive, now!What now!
Moon and a half conjunct bird master: …
Nihuang: What!Nothing to say!
Moon and half together bird master: ... (Didn't you stop me from talking?)
Nihuang: I want you to pay for their lives...
Moon and half together bird master: (⊙o⊙)!help! ——
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Crispy Chest: What's the matter?so noisy?
Nihuang: ...
Moon and a half conjunct bird master: …
Nihuang: Brother?You are not dead?
Crispy Chest: Who told you I was dead?
Nihuang: Commander Meng, the news from returning to Beijing...
Crisp Breast: Lin Chen!How did you tell brother Meng!
Moon and half together bird owner: I......
Crispy Chest: Alright, stop talking!Nihuang, just beat him half to death!
Moon and Half Bird Master: ...Hi! ! !Your uncle! ! !Fei Liu, come and help Brother Lin Chen!stop fighting!
Fat Cow: No! 【tsundere face】
Moon-half conjunct bird master: ~~~~(_)~~~~ (Seek: Moon half conjunct bird master’s psychological shadow area.)
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Meng Da Commander: By the order of His Majesty, get the strength of the generals.The northern garrison and the original Shangyang army have all been reorganized. Please give your Majesty a name for the new army.
The baby buffalo thought for a long time, and gave it a name with a pen——
Commander Meng: ...Your Majesty...
Zhongshu Ling (Lord Liu): ...Your Majesty, please think again.
Buffalo: That's it.
Ministers: Yes.
From now on, the new army name is: biscuit
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Zhen Ping: Sovereign, we have no objection to you going out with Pavilion Master Lin Shao, but at least bring someone to take care of you.
Crispy Chest: Isn't there still Feiliu?
Zhen Ping: I only bring one child with me when I go out, and there is another one who is not serious.I don't worry, anyway, Li Gang and I, you have to bring one.
Moon and a half together bird master: What are you talking about? !Why am I being unruly?
Dongfang: Look at you, you are serious!
Moon and a half and bird owner: I... I am a good man, a good man does not fight a woman!
Dongfang: What?I didn't hear you clearly. Say it again!
The moon and half bird owner: I said, I will cook medicine!
Zhen Ping: By the way, suzerain, you guys take the Oriental girl!
Dongfang: Where are you going?I'm not going anywhere!Unless you bring Aunt Jing with you (*^__^*)
Crispy Chest: ...Zhen Ping, what are you talking about?
Zhen Ping: ...Sovereign, I will go out and accept the punishment...
The fat cow looked up, then continued to eat the melon with his head down.
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One day, Xiao Mao was in a daze in the store (don't ask me why!)
Old Pavilion Master Lin: Aunt Liang~ what are you doing?
East:......
Old Pavilion Master Lin: Why don't you go out for a walk with Grandpa?
East:......
Old Pavilion Master Lin: Aunt Liang, don't ignore me, a widowed old man [acting like a spoiled child]
Dongfang: ...you follow me!
In this way, Old Pavilion Master Lin was brought to the Su residence.
Old Pavilion Master Lin: Aunt Liang, why did you bring me here? [face twitching]
Dongfang: See a doctor!
Old Pavilion Master Lin: For whom? 【Naive】
Dongfang: You! ——Chuxiong, look who I brought to you!
Crisp Chest: Old Pavilion Master Lin? !
Moon and half together bird owner: Dad? !
Old Pavilion Master Lin: Good boy!I thought you were helping me with something in Langya Pavilion?So you are here at ease? !Come here and see if I don't break your leg!
Moon and half together bird owner: Father!You listen to my explanation!
Old Pavilion Master Lin: Is there anything to explain? !How fat do you think you are? !Give me exercise!go!
After a wild meal, the Lin family and father disappeared——
Su Chest: Xiao Mao, how did you find Old Pavilion Master Lin?
Dongfang: He found my [Innocent Face] by himself
Crispy Chest: ... (Yes, the Lin family's child-picking technology is online again)
(PS: Isn’t the Ming family picking up children? Why is it the Lin family again?)
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One day, Su Zhai
Dongfang: What are the four of you doing?
Crisp Breast: Feed it!
Buffalo: ...being fed.
Heniao: Molested!
Fat Cow: ...Molested.
Dongfang: ...you go ahead, forget that I haven't been here.
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Crispy Breast: Jingyan, is the hazelnut crisp delicious?
Buffalo: delicious!
Crisp Breast: Then I'll ask Xiao Mao to make it. Her cooking is even more delicious.
Buffalo: Good! 【Star Eyes】
He Niao: Fei Liu, what is this in my hand?
Fat Cow: I don't know.
He Niao: Fei Liu, why don't you take this and perform a peacock dance for brother Lin Chen?
Fat Cow: Not good!
Heniao: You little heartless, stop!
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Dongfang: Do you want to eat again!No matter how loud you are, no one will eat!
Crispy breasts: …
buffalo:......
Co-bird: …
Fat Cow: …
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Zhen Ping: Sorry, I forgot to choose a good name and came out [Frustrated Face]
Dongfang: Zhen Ping!Why are you here?
Zhen Ping: The suzerain asked me to come out and pick people.
Dongfang: Is it over?
Zhen Ping: Almost there, just...
Dongfang: Just what? !Mother-in-law.
Zhen Ping: People asked me what my name was, and I was thinking about it.
Dongfang: What is it called?Call it biscuits!
Zhen Ping: ...
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Dongfang: Dr. Yan has been busy recently, why don't we find something for him?
Moon and half together bird owner: Good!
Crispy breasts: ………
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Dr. Yan drank water in his room, and poof...
Dongfang peeks at the door (poof, hahahahahaha)
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Dr. Yan was walking, he stumbled, and fell.Looking back, there was a leftover road in the middle of the road.
The moon and half bird master is pulling this rope behind the greenery (hahahahahaha)
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While eating, Dr. Yan came in with three bowls and put them on the table.
Dr. Yan: Take medicine! ! !
East:……
Moon and half together bird master: ...
Su Chest: Doctor Yan, I obviously didn't do anything.
Dr. Yan: The supervision is not effective, so drink the same.Besides, you didn't take your original medicine either.
Crispy breasts: ...
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Dongfang: Crispy breasts, this hair is too troublesome to tidy up, why don't you cut it a little bit?
Crispy Chest: Is that okay?
Dongfang: Of course!
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Dongfang: It's too troublesome to cut!
There was a fire, and the east was on fire.
Nie Feng: ah ah ah ah
Dongfang: What are you yelling at!I'm helping you.
Crispy Chest: ...Little Lin, is this really okay?
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Nie Feng: Ahhhhhh (I'm not saying it's bad to burn it, it's just that it burned me) (╥ω╥`)
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Shrimp paste: Mr. Su, do you know what this is?
Crispy breasts: ...
Shrimp Paste: This is...
Dongfang: Isn't this Ujin Wan, Ujin Wan is... balabala
Shrimp paste: Exactly.Mr. Su, do you dare to eat it?
Crispy breasts: ...
Shrimp Paste: Do you dare?
Dongfang: What dare not!
Dongfang snatched it, pinched the shrimp paste's big mouth, threw it, and closed it.In this way, Wujin Wan entered the big mouth of the shrimp paste.
Shrimp paste: ………………Why did I tie her in together? !
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biscuit, watch-
Co-bird master, stare at——
Fat cow, make tea.
Crispy breasts, drink tea.
Snapped--
Dongfang: No, no matter what I say, I will leave!
Cookie, lol.
The master of the bird, threw himself into Su's chest and cried. (ー_ー)!!
Fat cow, keep making tea.
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Concubine Jing: Xiaofeng, long time no see.This is the biscuit~
Dongfang: Yes, Aunt Jing.Cookies are cute.
Lord Yan: Miss Dongfang, so this is the biscuit.
Dongfang: Yes.
Biscuit: Master, this man's eyes are so scary, can I go back to the store?
Dongfang: No way. (#-.-)
Biscuit: Hey, Du Qihu, I was just born, okay? (┯_┯)
Lord Yan OS: What did I do again?I hope His Highness will not blame me.
Buffalo: ……………→_→
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Dongfang: Daddy Xie Yu, may I ask how did you catch up with Empress Liyang?
Xie Yu: I......
Dongfang: Daddy Xie Yu, how did you marry Empress Liyang?
Xie Yu: I......
Dongfang: Daddy Xie Yu, how did you frame the Red Flame Army?
Xie Yu: I......
Dongfang: Mr. Xie Yu, may I ask who you are...
Xie Yu: Mei Changsu—Take care of your child—(⊙曲)彡┻━┻
Dongfang: I just want to ask if the bento you got so early is really delicious?
Xie Yu: ……………
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Dongfang: Shrimp paste is big, your apprentice is more handsome than you.
Shrimp paste: …………
Dongfang: Shrimp sauce is big, your apprentice is prettier than you.
Shrimp paste: …………
Dongfang: Shrimp sauce is big, your son is more handsome than you.
Shrimp paste: …………
Dongfang: The shrimp paste is big, your wife is more capable than you.
Shrimp paste: …………
Dongfang: So, the shrimp paste is big, you will die so early, it is normal
Shrimp paste: …………Get lost—(angry`Дangry)
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Dongfang: Crispy chest, I have to go... ヽ('⌒メ)ノ
Crispy breasts: ………
Dongfang: Fat Cow, I'm leaving... ヽ('⌒メ)ノ
Fat Cow: ………
Dongfang: Zhen Ping, I'm leaving... ヽ('⌒メ)ノ
Zhen Ping: ...
Dongfang: Li Gang, I'm leaving... ヽ('⌒メ)ノ
Li Gang: ...
Dongfang: I really have to go ヽ('⌒メ)ノ
People: Why don't you leave! ╰(‵ ′)╯
Dongfang: The biscuit hasn't come yet()
crisp breasts, spurting blood
Fat Cow: Brother Su!
Li Gang: Sovereign!
Zhen Ping: Suzerain!
East:………………
People: Why don't you leave!
Dongfang: Let's go now. ……… 嘤嘤嘤 (┯_┯) all bully me π_π
Audience: ……………
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East: Cookies!biscuit!
Biscuit: I am here.
East: Cookies!biscuit!
Biscuit: I am here.
East: Cookies!biscuit!
Biscuit: I am here.
Dongfang: Cake………
Audience: Dongfang Mao!It's enough!
Dongfang: Biscuits, they beat me by surprise.嘱咚咱
Biscuit: Okay, let's ignore them, let's go back to the store, be good~
East:………………
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Heniaozhu: Whoever wins the unicorn wins the world——
East: Dirt→_→
Co-Bird Master: So who is the unicorn among these two?
Dongfang: All of them (*^_^*)
Co-bird owner: Clam? (#Д)
Dongfang: Our planes are different~
Co-bird owner:? ? ?
Biscuit: Crispy Breast is the unicorn here, and I am the unicorn of the universe. 【Proud face】
Dongfang: That’s it, yes (≧≦)
Co-bird master: poof (; one_one)
Su Chest: I didn't expect you to vomit blood too, Lin Chen.
Co-Bird Master: You!you! ----Your uncle! (#`皮) Angry Angry Angry Anger!!!
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Biscuit: The lord is great, let me pick up the master.
Lord God: Not yet.
Biscuit: The lord is great, let me pick up the master.
Lord God: Not yet.
Biscuit: The lord is great, let me pick up the master.
Lord God: Not yet.
Biscuit: The Lord God is big~~~~
Lord God: All right, all right, let's go!
Biscuit: Doesn't it mean it's not time yet?
Lord God: ——(▼皮▼#) Now is the time for you to go!
Biscuit: ok ヾ () too easy to mess with
Lord God OS: Where there is a master, there is a unicorn...
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One day, in Xiao Mao's shop
Crispy Chest: Xiao Mao, you have a lot of things in your store
Dongfang: That's right!
Crispy breasts: ………
Buffalo: Xiao Mao, what is that? (pointing to Brother Zhang’s painting)
Dongfang: A self-portrait, brother’s.
Buffalo: Who is the little brother⊙ω⊙
Dongfang: You don't need to know
buffalo:…………
Heniaozhu: Xiaofeng, there are not many things that I have never seen, can I bring Langya Pavilion?
Dongfang: What do you think [squinting, dangerous smile]
Co-Bird Lord: For my own sake, I still don’t take it
Dongfang: Well, good boy, really good (≧ω≦)
Co-Bird Master: ……………
Lord God: So, who can explain why these people are here? (Referring to everyone in Langya Bang)
Dongfang: I invited you to play.
The main god, vomiting blood; the little man, was punished to clean up the cosmic garbage dump.
Lord God: This is self-death, self-sufficiency, baahahaha.
The author has something to say: Thank you for Yanyan's small theater, the same brain has no limit!LOL CRY
☆、Song of Xiao Zhi
In fact... every time I describe Xiaofeng singing and writing songs for Gong Yu, I don’t imagine them out of thin air but have real songs lingering in my mind or in reality. In order to avoid the suspicion of advertising and filling words, I didn’t mention it And other songs except Langya Bang, so now, I want to write down the songs I used at that time, and use a separate chapter as a promotion song. Friends who like it can go and listen to it.
1. Hu Ge when the wind blows
2. Yin Wangkai, the chieftain of red blood
3. Confidante old Liu Tao OR Xiao Yiqing (Although Sister Tao sings well, but personally prefer Xiao Yiqing)
4. Sui Shi Kee Rabbit Wrapped Omelet & Others
5. Returning at sunset to Anjiu (more recommend Rainbow Bird¥, Lanyi on Station B)
6. Old Man Sighs Ribs Teaching-Lord & Watermelon JUN & Fatty Wang
7. Qingqiu Winky Poetry
8. Looking Back at Mu Han/Mario
9. Jiangnan tune winky poems
10. Escape Rabbit Wrapped Omelet
11. Pinghu moon winky poem
OK, I can only think of so much at the moment, friends who like it can listen to it, NetEase Cloud Music can be found [-]%!
So far, "Mo Rushen" is all over!
In addition, if you are cute and roll around, ask for a long comment, please close (≧▽≦)
Commander Meng: I want to throw you out even more ==
Brother Su: ...Throw it out!save flying flow
Feiliu: Delicious and fun
The author has something to say: Every time I watch Sansan's theater, I laugh so hard...
☆、Small theater 02
Dongfang: Aunt Jing~ Aunt Jing~ I want osmanthus cake! ! ~(≧▽≦)/~
Concubine Jing: Good~~O(∩_∩)O~~ (OS: Girls are so nice~~)
Dongfang: Aunt Jing~ Aunt Jing~ I want to be tender again! ! ~(≧▽≦)/~
Concubine Jing: Good~~O(∩_∩)O~~ (OS: Xiaofeng is so cute~~)
Dongfang: Aunt Jing~ Aunt Jing~ I want hazelnut cake next time! ! ~(≧▽≦)/~
Concubine Jing: Good~~O(∩_∩)O~~ (OS: How nice it is from my family~~)
Dongfang: Aunt Jing~ Aunt Jing~ I want a buffalo! ! ~(≧▽≦)/~
Concubine Jing: Okay~~O(∩_∩)O~~ (OS: Well, let Jingyan marry me!)
Buffalo: Concubine Mu~~ The buffalo they are talking about is me╥﹏╥...
Concubine Jing: That’s fine too~~O(∩_∩)O~~Xiao Mao~~~
Dongfang: Aunt Jing?What's up? = ̄ω ̄=
Concubine Jing: Come marry me! !
Dongfang: What did I just promise? ?
Dongfang: It's so cold~~~ Let's eat the pot! ! o(* ̄▽ ̄*)o
Fat Cow: Good(^o^)/~
Dongfang: Crispy Breasts~~Crispy Breasts~~Do you want to be together~~~n(*≧▽≦*)n
Crispy Chest: Let's call Jingyan together!
Fat cattle: buffalo. . . .not good!Hi Feiliu!
Dongfang: No!It will lower the double quotient!
Crisp breast:. . . . . . . . (still hated...)
Crispy Chest: What am I going to do with you (⊙o⊙)!
Buffalo: Mr. Su, who is Xiaofeng ⊙ω⊙why...
East: Zzzzzzz
Crispy Chest: ...you ask yourself
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Buffalo: Concubine mother, they all bully me π_π
Concubine Jing: My child, I’m sorry for you, don’t cry. (^_^)
Dongfang: Mei Changsu!Your pig mates!
Crispy Chest: What happened to them?
Dongfang: If you want to be brainless, if you want to be obedient and disobedient, it's a shame...
Crispy Chest: It's not the first day you know them--
Dongfang: ...Your uncle!
Co-Bird Lord: Whoever used my catchphrase!
Dongfang: You said that what is yours is yours? !You are not a good person either!
Master Heniao: What do you care about me? ...
Dongfang: Kouheng, ignore you...
Heniaozhu: Mr. Mei, what happened to her?
Crispy Breasts: There are so many days in every month...
Co-Niaozhu: ...it's all gone, it's not exciting to watch...
What and what acridine? ! (PS. I don't know what I'm writing myself(o;)
Co-bird owner: I don’t believe I can’t open it→_→
Box: Then you open it (_)
Co-Bird Master: ...
- 3 days later -
Co-Bird Master: What on earth did you do?
Box: I won’t tell you~ I won’t tell you~
Co-Bird Master: ...Pfft——[A mouthful of blood spurted out from the chest cavity]
Co-Bird Owner: Father—they all outshone me, the baby is so heartbroken, chirp chirp
Crispy Chest: Please find the old Pavilion Master first before weeping
Dongfang: Crispy breasts, it’s time to drink wine, ignore him, it will affect your mood
Co-Bird Lord: You...you...have no conscience, blah blah
Buffalo: I just quietly watch you act like a demon
Audience: Heniaoyue Banzhu, Qihoo’s is you
Co-Bird Lord: You... your uncle's——
Crispy Chest: Little Lin, why haven't you been busy recently? ?
Dongfang: Don’t be busy when you’re done—are you stupid?
Crispy breasts: …
Buffalo: Mr. Su, you have this day too~~~~
Dongfang: You are stupid with crisp breasts, aren't you even more stupid?
Buffalo: Concubine Mu, is this true?
Concubine Jing: Isn’t it?
Audience: Concubine Jing Liangliang, is it really okay to sell your son like this?
Concubine Jing: But I'm telling the truth!
Audience: Cool is the biggest...
Fat Cow: Buffalo!stupid!Hi Feiliu!
Commander Meng: Xiaofeng, what about me?
Dongfang: You are at the bottom of the food chain!
Adorable Commander: …
Xiaofeng: Lord Heniao, don't look at other places, you are not smart!
Co-Bird Master: You!Your uncle! ! !
Dongfang: I won't tell you any more.Feiliu!Walk!My sister will cook something delicious for you!
Fat Cow: Good!
Co-bird owner: Who of you provoked her today? ?
buffalo:......
Crispy breasts: …
Adorable Commander: …
Concubine Jing: Don't you know, do girls have so many days every month?
buffalo:......
Crispy breasts: …
Co-Bird Master: …
Adorable Commander: …
Buffalo: Concubine Mu, I should have recognized him~~~~(_)~~~~
Concubine Jing: ...
Buffalo: I'm about to recognize it~~~~(_)~~~~
Concubine Jing: ...
Dongfang: You are stupid, but you still don’t believe it╭(╯^╰)╮
Crispy chest: Little 泋, stop talking (ˇˇ)
Dongfang: Aunt Jing, let's go, let this pair of CPs have a good chat
Concubine Jing: Good!Let's go, I'll cook something delicious for you~~~~
Dongfang: What are you all doing?
Li Gang: Dongfang Guliang, why did you persuade the suzerain to enter the palace just now?
Nihuang: So you persuaded Mr. Su to enter the palace?
Commander Meng: Xiao Zhi, what are you doing?
Buffalo: Do you think he is not troublesome enough?
Dongfang: ...I——
Nihuang: Alright, stop talking.Your Highness Prince Jing, our Majesty doubts this and that all day long.Didn't he want us to oppose it?Let's show him back!
Commander Meng: Yes! ! !
buffalo:......
Dongfang: Right what right! !To say you have no brains is really no brains! ! !You think that if you can react, your breasts will show up! !You are continuing to push him into the fire pit! !If you still think I am causing trouble, you are the ones who are causing trouble! !Mei Changsu has you pig teammates, it's no wonder he doesn't get sick! !
Buffalo: Stop arguing, I will go into the palace to have a look, you stay here!
Dongfang: I will go too!
Buffalo: What are you going to do?
Dongfang: I'm going to find Concubine Jing to be cool~~
Buffalo: Why are you looking for the concubine mother?
Dongfang: Sue!Kou Hang!
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Dongfang: Aunt Jing~~~ Su Bao, who is under Suxiong, is so amazing to me~~~╥﹏╥...
Concubine Jing: Tell me!who! !
Dongfang: Your buffalo and Nihuang with crisp breasts are all bad guys~(TロT)σ
Concubine Jing: Stop crying, Aunt Jing is in charge~~~
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Concubine Jing: I can't control Nihuang, but you, Mr. Su.You, I can still handle it! (Sister Mingjing's upper body) Kneel down!Apologize to Xiaofeng!
Buffalo: Yes~~ Girl, I'm sorry, I misunderstood you.
Dongfang: Kouheng!hum(ˉ(∞)ˉ)chirp
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Dongfang: No, no.I just made a mistake, and I regret it.
Heniaozhu: No, it’s been a few steps, I can’t regret it anymore!
Crispy breasts, have a sip of tea, continue watching
Fat cow playing with leaves outside the door
Dongfang: Feiliu~~ Tell me, can my sister regret the game?
Fat Cow: Yes!
Dongfang: Did you hear that!
Heniaozhu: No, what Fei Liu said doesn't count!Changsu, do you think it's okay?
Dr. Yan: Drink the medicine, don't think about anything else!
Su Chest: Look, it's not that I don't want to, it's that Dr. Yan doesn't let me think, so Lin Chen...
Co-Bird Master: ...Your uncle's
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Su Chest: Xiao Mao, are you really going with us?
Dongfang: Otherwise, what is this big luggage for? !
The master of the bird, looking at the crispy chest flattened lightly. OS: Hehehe, you have today too!
Buffalo OS: I'm gone, no one will do it for me again... I'm so sorry, let's go for Shen Madu and that fat guy Lin Chen... 嘤嘤, 嘤嘤
Zhanying Children's Shoes OS: Your Highness, you have spoken out... I feel a little ashamed...
Concubine Jing: Jingyan... so you are still a scumbag.
Dongfang: Aunt Jing, what are you talking about?I will bring good things for you, byebye
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— clatter ——
Buffalo: What's the sound?
Commander Meng: It seems that something fell from above.
Crispy Chest: Drop something?Commander Meng, why is there a hole in the roof? ?
Commander of Meng:? ? ?
Buffalo: Unexpectedly, you have arranged people on the roof!
Commander Meng: ... I'll go up and have a look
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Commander Meng: Mr. Su, what is this? (takes out two luminous cups)
Crispy Chest: ...I probably know who was up there just now.
Commander Meng & Buffalo: Who is it?
Crispy breasts: …
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Dongfang: Suxiong, did someone confess to you today?
Crisp Breast: Why today?
Dongfang: Today is May 520th, commonly known as [-], I love you!
Buffalo: What, Xiaoshu, do you love Xiaoshu?
Dongfang: Can you not just listen to half a sentence!
Buffalo: Then what are you guys talking about?
Dongfang: I don't want to explain...
Crispy breasts:.....
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Buffalo: Concubine Mu, do you know what day it is today?
Concubine Jing: 520, didn't your elder brother Jing Yu explain it to you back then?
Buffalo: ...... I forgot
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Crispy Chest: What did you say! Σ(`д′*ノ)ノ No... no...
Commander Meng: I saw with my own eyes that the girl was shot through the left chest by an arrow.
Crispy Chest: Then why don't you bring her back? ! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻
Commander Meng: I'm not the general, I can't go! [Disgusting face] Mr. Lin is gone!
-
Moon and a half together bird owner: What are you arguing about! ! !
Crisp Breast: Lin Chen!What about people? (⊙o⊙)
Moon and half bird owner: I'm sending it back to my room.
Crisp Breast: I'm going to see her!
Moon and half together bird owner: What are you looking at!It would be better to catch them off guard now, so as not to hurt Xiaobai!
Crisp Breast: Yes!you're right!Brother Meng, we....balabala...
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Su Chest: I've made all the arrangements, so just tell me, what's going on with Xiao Zhi?
Moon and a half and bird master: An arrow pierced through the left chest, but fortunately it did not hurt the heart and lungs, but lost a lot of blood.
Crispy Chest: ...Really? [suspicious face]
Moon and half together bird owner: Don't worry?Then you ask Dr. Yan to come and see if I'm right! 【Contemptuous face】
Crispy Chest: .... Zhen Ping, Doctor Yan please.
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Dr. Yan: The wound just looks dangerous, Miss Miao is fine, just take good care of it.
Crisp Breast: Really?
Doctor Yan: You!You give me medicine, sleep, and rest!Who allowed you to be here!
Half Moon and Bird Master OS: Dr. Yan became angry from embarrassment, Mei Changsu, you are really capable! 【give it a like】
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Xiao Jingyan, Lie Zhanying, and Meng Zhi stared at the box in their hands (just like the moon and half bird master back then)
buffalo:......
Zhan Ying: ...
Adorable Commander: …
Zhan Ying: Your Highness, how do you open this box?
Commander Meng: This box has no mechanism, no lock, where can I open it?
Buffalo: I don't know either.
Zhan Ying: ...
Adorable Commander: …
Buffalo: Why don't we ask the concubine mother?
Zhan Ying: Good!
Commander Meng: Good!
-
Buffalo: Concubine Mu, this is sent by Master Lin Shaoge.
Concubine Jing: This is the box left by Xiaofeng, right?
Buffalo: Yes...
The moment Concubine Jing Liangliang picked up the box to look at it, the box was opened.
buffalo:......
Zhan Ying: ...
Adorable Commander: …
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Moon and half together bird master: Feiliu, your brother Su is sleeping, don't disturb him.
Fat Cow: You lied!
Moon and half together bird owner: I didn't lie to you, try it yourself, you still have breath.
Fat Cow: Big Sister...
Moon and Half Bird Lord: I'm afraid of you, I'll ask Langya Pavilion to find your body...
Fat Cow: Good! ...you are here, not dead....
[Request: Moon and a half combined bird masters psychological shadow area]
Moon and half together bird owner: Your uncle!
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Buffalo: Concubine Mu, what did Xiaofeng put in the box?
Concubine Jing: ...
Buffalo: Concubine Mu~What the hell is it?
Concubine Jing: ...
Buffalo: Mother Concubine~~~
Concubine Jing: ...you can see for yourself.
After the buffalo took the box—
buffalo:......
Concubine Jing: ...
Buffalo: Concubine Mu, why did you give me these?I can't understand anything at all.
Concubine Jing: You go back first, and leave me alone.
Buffalo: ...Mother Concubine, I'm going first...
After the buffalo is gone—
Concubine Jing: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, this kid, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he.
[Buffalo said: I really can't understand any of the words written by Xiaofeng... I'm so sorry]
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One day, Nihuang rushed to Langya Pavilion.
Moon and half together bird owner: princess, princess, listen to me!
Nihuang: Well, there is nothing to say!
Moon and a half conjunct bird master: …
Nihuang: Those two people, you promised me that they would come back alive, now!What now!
Moon and a half conjunct bird master: …
Nihuang: What!Nothing to say!
Moon and half together bird master: ... (Didn't you stop me from talking?)
Nihuang: I want you to pay for their lives...
Moon and half together bird master: (⊙o⊙)!help! ——
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Crispy Chest: What's the matter?so noisy?
Nihuang: ...
Moon and a half conjunct bird master: …
Nihuang: Brother?You are not dead?
Crispy Chest: Who told you I was dead?
Nihuang: Commander Meng, the news from returning to Beijing...
Crisp Breast: Lin Chen!How did you tell brother Meng!
Moon and half together bird owner: I......
Crispy Chest: Alright, stop talking!Nihuang, just beat him half to death!
Moon and Half Bird Master: ...Hi! ! !Your uncle! ! !Fei Liu, come and help Brother Lin Chen!stop fighting!
Fat Cow: No! 【tsundere face】
Moon-half conjunct bird master: ~~~~(_)~~~~ (Seek: Moon half conjunct bird master’s psychological shadow area.)
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Meng Da Commander: By the order of His Majesty, get the strength of the generals.The northern garrison and the original Shangyang army have all been reorganized. Please give your Majesty a name for the new army.
The baby buffalo thought for a long time, and gave it a name with a pen——
Commander Meng: ...Your Majesty...
Zhongshu Ling (Lord Liu): ...Your Majesty, please think again.
Buffalo: That's it.
Ministers: Yes.
From now on, the new army name is: biscuit
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Zhen Ping: Sovereign, we have no objection to you going out with Pavilion Master Lin Shao, but at least bring someone to take care of you.
Crispy Chest: Isn't there still Feiliu?
Zhen Ping: I only bring one child with me when I go out, and there is another one who is not serious.I don't worry, anyway, Li Gang and I, you have to bring one.
Moon and a half together bird master: What are you talking about? !Why am I being unruly?
Dongfang: Look at you, you are serious!
Moon and a half and bird owner: I... I am a good man, a good man does not fight a woman!
Dongfang: What?I didn't hear you clearly. Say it again!
The moon and half bird owner: I said, I will cook medicine!
Zhen Ping: By the way, suzerain, you guys take the Oriental girl!
Dongfang: Where are you going?I'm not going anywhere!Unless you bring Aunt Jing with you (*^__^*)
Crispy Chest: ...Zhen Ping, what are you talking about?
Zhen Ping: ...Sovereign, I will go out and accept the punishment...
The fat cow looked up, then continued to eat the melon with his head down.
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One day, Xiao Mao was in a daze in the store (don't ask me why!)
Old Pavilion Master Lin: Aunt Liang~ what are you doing?
East:......
Old Pavilion Master Lin: Why don't you go out for a walk with Grandpa?
East:......
Old Pavilion Master Lin: Aunt Liang, don't ignore me, a widowed old man [acting like a spoiled child]
Dongfang: ...you follow me!
In this way, Old Pavilion Master Lin was brought to the Su residence.
Old Pavilion Master Lin: Aunt Liang, why did you bring me here? [face twitching]
Dongfang: See a doctor!
Old Pavilion Master Lin: For whom? 【Naive】
Dongfang: You! ——Chuxiong, look who I brought to you!
Crisp Chest: Old Pavilion Master Lin? !
Moon and half together bird owner: Dad? !
Old Pavilion Master Lin: Good boy!I thought you were helping me with something in Langya Pavilion?So you are here at ease? !Come here and see if I don't break your leg!
Moon and half together bird owner: Father!You listen to my explanation!
Old Pavilion Master Lin: Is there anything to explain? !How fat do you think you are? !Give me exercise!go!
After a wild meal, the Lin family and father disappeared——
Su Chest: Xiao Mao, how did you find Old Pavilion Master Lin?
Dongfang: He found my [Innocent Face] by himself
Crispy Chest: ... (Yes, the Lin family's child-picking technology is online again)
(PS: Isn’t the Ming family picking up children? Why is it the Lin family again?)
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One day, Su Zhai
Dongfang: What are the four of you doing?
Crisp Breast: Feed it!
Buffalo: ...being fed.
Heniao: Molested!
Fat Cow: ...Molested.
Dongfang: ...you go ahead, forget that I haven't been here.
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Crispy Breast: Jingyan, is the hazelnut crisp delicious?
Buffalo: delicious!
Crisp Breast: Then I'll ask Xiao Mao to make it. Her cooking is even more delicious.
Buffalo: Good! 【Star Eyes】
He Niao: Fei Liu, what is this in my hand?
Fat Cow: I don't know.
He Niao: Fei Liu, why don't you take this and perform a peacock dance for brother Lin Chen?
Fat Cow: Not good!
Heniao: You little heartless, stop!
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Dongfang: Do you want to eat again!No matter how loud you are, no one will eat!
Crispy breasts: …
buffalo:......
Co-bird: …
Fat Cow: …
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Zhen Ping: Sorry, I forgot to choose a good name and came out [Frustrated Face]
Dongfang: Zhen Ping!Why are you here?
Zhen Ping: The suzerain asked me to come out and pick people.
Dongfang: Is it over?
Zhen Ping: Almost there, just...
Dongfang: Just what? !Mother-in-law.
Zhen Ping: People asked me what my name was, and I was thinking about it.
Dongfang: What is it called?Call it biscuits!
Zhen Ping: ...
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Dongfang: Dr. Yan has been busy recently, why don't we find something for him?
Moon and half together bird owner: Good!
Crispy breasts: ………
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Dr. Yan drank water in his room, and poof...
Dongfang peeks at the door (poof, hahahahahaha)
-
Dr. Yan was walking, he stumbled, and fell.Looking back, there was a leftover road in the middle of the road.
The moon and half bird master is pulling this rope behind the greenery (hahahahahaha)
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While eating, Dr. Yan came in with three bowls and put them on the table.
Dr. Yan: Take medicine! ! !
East:……
Moon and half together bird master: ...
Su Chest: Doctor Yan, I obviously didn't do anything.
Dr. Yan: The supervision is not effective, so drink the same.Besides, you didn't take your original medicine either.
Crispy breasts: ...
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Dongfang: Crispy breasts, this hair is too troublesome to tidy up, why don't you cut it a little bit?
Crispy Chest: Is that okay?
Dongfang: Of course!
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Dongfang: It's too troublesome to cut!
There was a fire, and the east was on fire.
Nie Feng: ah ah ah ah
Dongfang: What are you yelling at!I'm helping you.
Crispy Chest: ...Little Lin, is this really okay?
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Nie Feng: Ahhhhhh (I'm not saying it's bad to burn it, it's just that it burned me) (╥ω╥`)
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Shrimp paste: Mr. Su, do you know what this is?
Crispy breasts: ...
Shrimp Paste: This is...
Dongfang: Isn't this Ujin Wan, Ujin Wan is... balabala
Shrimp paste: Exactly.Mr. Su, do you dare to eat it?
Crispy breasts: ...
Shrimp Paste: Do you dare?
Dongfang: What dare not!
Dongfang snatched it, pinched the shrimp paste's big mouth, threw it, and closed it.In this way, Wujin Wan entered the big mouth of the shrimp paste.
Shrimp paste: ………………Why did I tie her in together? !
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biscuit, watch-
Co-bird master, stare at——
Fat cow, make tea.
Crispy breasts, drink tea.
Snapped--
Dongfang: No, no matter what I say, I will leave!
Cookie, lol.
The master of the bird, threw himself into Su's chest and cried. (ー_ー)!!
Fat cow, keep making tea.
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Concubine Jing: Xiaofeng, long time no see.This is the biscuit~
Dongfang: Yes, Aunt Jing.Cookies are cute.
Lord Yan: Miss Dongfang, so this is the biscuit.
Dongfang: Yes.
Biscuit: Master, this man's eyes are so scary, can I go back to the store?
Dongfang: No way. (#-.-)
Biscuit: Hey, Du Qihu, I was just born, okay? (┯_┯)
Lord Yan OS: What did I do again?I hope His Highness will not blame me.
Buffalo: ……………→_→
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Dongfang: Daddy Xie Yu, may I ask how did you catch up with Empress Liyang?
Xie Yu: I......
Dongfang: Daddy Xie Yu, how did you marry Empress Liyang?
Xie Yu: I......
Dongfang: Daddy Xie Yu, how did you frame the Red Flame Army?
Xie Yu: I......
Dongfang: Mr. Xie Yu, may I ask who you are...
Xie Yu: Mei Changsu—Take care of your child—(⊙曲)彡┻━┻
Dongfang: I just want to ask if the bento you got so early is really delicious?
Xie Yu: ……………
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Dongfang: Shrimp paste is big, your apprentice is more handsome than you.
Shrimp paste: …………
Dongfang: Shrimp sauce is big, your apprentice is prettier than you.
Shrimp paste: …………
Dongfang: Shrimp sauce is big, your son is more handsome than you.
Shrimp paste: …………
Dongfang: The shrimp paste is big, your wife is more capable than you.
Shrimp paste: …………
Dongfang: So, the shrimp paste is big, you will die so early, it is normal
Shrimp paste: …………Get lost—(angry`Дangry)
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Dongfang: Crispy chest, I have to go... ヽ('⌒メ)ノ
Crispy breasts: ………
Dongfang: Fat Cow, I'm leaving... ヽ('⌒メ)ノ
Fat Cow: ………
Dongfang: Zhen Ping, I'm leaving... ヽ('⌒メ)ノ
Zhen Ping: ...
Dongfang: Li Gang, I'm leaving... ヽ('⌒メ)ノ
Li Gang: ...
Dongfang: I really have to go ヽ('⌒メ)ノ
People: Why don't you leave! ╰(‵ ′)╯
Dongfang: The biscuit hasn't come yet()
crisp breasts, spurting blood
Fat Cow: Brother Su!
Li Gang: Sovereign!
Zhen Ping: Suzerain!
East:………………
People: Why don't you leave!
Dongfang: Let's go now. ……… 嘤嘤嘤 (┯_┯) all bully me π_π
Audience: ……………
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East: Cookies!biscuit!
Biscuit: I am here.
East: Cookies!biscuit!
Biscuit: I am here.
East: Cookies!biscuit!
Biscuit: I am here.
Dongfang: Cake………
Audience: Dongfang Mao!It's enough!
Dongfang: Biscuits, they beat me by surprise.嘱咚咱
Biscuit: Okay, let's ignore them, let's go back to the store, be good~
East:………………
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Heniaozhu: Whoever wins the unicorn wins the world——
East: Dirt→_→
Co-Bird Master: So who is the unicorn among these two?
Dongfang: All of them (*^_^*)
Co-bird owner: Clam? (#Д)
Dongfang: Our planes are different~
Co-bird owner:? ? ?
Biscuit: Crispy Breast is the unicorn here, and I am the unicorn of the universe. 【Proud face】
Dongfang: That’s it, yes (≧≦)
Co-bird master: poof (; one_one)
Su Chest: I didn't expect you to vomit blood too, Lin Chen.
Co-Bird Master: You!you! ----Your uncle! (#`皮) Angry Angry Angry Anger!!!
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Biscuit: The lord is great, let me pick up the master.
Lord God: Not yet.
Biscuit: The lord is great, let me pick up the master.
Lord God: Not yet.
Biscuit: The lord is great, let me pick up the master.
Lord God: Not yet.
Biscuit: The Lord God is big~~~~
Lord God: All right, all right, let's go!
Biscuit: Doesn't it mean it's not time yet?
Lord God: ——(▼皮▼#) Now is the time for you to go!
Biscuit: ok ヾ () too easy to mess with
Lord God OS: Where there is a master, there is a unicorn...
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One day, in Xiao Mao's shop
Crispy Chest: Xiao Mao, you have a lot of things in your store
Dongfang: That's right!
Crispy breasts: ………
Buffalo: Xiao Mao, what is that? (pointing to Brother Zhang’s painting)
Dongfang: A self-portrait, brother’s.
Buffalo: Who is the little brother⊙ω⊙
Dongfang: You don't need to know
buffalo:…………
Heniaozhu: Xiaofeng, there are not many things that I have never seen, can I bring Langya Pavilion?
Dongfang: What do you think [squinting, dangerous smile]
Co-Bird Lord: For my own sake, I still don’t take it
Dongfang: Well, good boy, really good (≧ω≦)
Co-Bird Master: ……………
Lord God: So, who can explain why these people are here? (Referring to everyone in Langya Bang)
Dongfang: I invited you to play.
The main god, vomiting blood; the little man, was punished to clean up the cosmic garbage dump.
Lord God: This is self-death, self-sufficiency, baahahaha.
The author has something to say: Thank you for Yanyan's small theater, the same brain has no limit!LOL CRY
☆、Song of Xiao Zhi
In fact... every time I describe Xiaofeng singing and writing songs for Gong Yu, I don’t imagine them out of thin air but have real songs lingering in my mind or in reality. In order to avoid the suspicion of advertising and filling words, I didn’t mention it And other songs except Langya Bang, so now, I want to write down the songs I used at that time, and use a separate chapter as a promotion song. Friends who like it can go and listen to it.
1. Hu Ge when the wind blows
2. Yin Wangkai, the chieftain of red blood
3. Confidante old Liu Tao OR Xiao Yiqing (Although Sister Tao sings well, but personally prefer Xiao Yiqing)
4. Sui Shi Kee Rabbit Wrapped Omelet & Others
5. Returning at sunset to Anjiu (more recommend Rainbow Bird¥, Lanyi on Station B)
6. Old Man Sighs Ribs Teaching-Lord & Watermelon JUN & Fatty Wang
7. Qingqiu Winky Poetry
8. Looking Back at Mu Han/Mario
9. Jiangnan tune winky poems
10. Escape Rabbit Wrapped Omelet
11. Pinghu moon winky poem
OK, I can only think of so much at the moment, friends who like it can listen to it, NetEase Cloud Music can be found [-]%!
So far, "Mo Rushen" is all over!
In addition, if you are cute and roll around, ask for a long comment, please close (≧▽≦)
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