The days when I pretended to be a cat in the Forbidden City[Comprehensive]

Little Douding clings stickily to his elder brother, wanting to hug him.Once I return to Beijing this time, I don't know when we can meet next time.

After walking for a while, the chariots and horses of Jiaodong Kingdom will come to meet up. At that time, as the King of Jiaodong, he will no longer be able to stick together with his brother, taking advantage of how sticky he is now.

For this reason, he even refused the invitation of his friends to ride a horse.

Xia Anran patted her little brother's head, seeing that Xiaodouding was in a low mood, she didn't say much.

Separation, this is a compulsory course for little princes.

Liu Xiaozhu has been considered lucky in history, at least he has been with his biological parents, and he has been with his father until the last moment, while the rest of the princes have not seen the last side of the emperor, even long after the emperor passed away. This information was learned only later.

The emperor passed away, and the old and new kings alternated. For the stability of the country, the new king must take office without stopping.Therefore, for the little princes, what they received was not so much the notice of their father's death as the notice of their younger brother's accession to the throne.

How many defensive postures there are in this, only the parties know.

The softest person in the entire palace is their elder brother Liu Rong, followed by this little Douding in his arms.

Xia Anran pinched his younger brother's horn braids, and felt that the younger brother was a bit heavy on his body, and it was not easy for him to do things because his younger brother was so sticky, so he made a gesture that suddenly thought of something and said: "Hey, Have you memorized all the books?"

The little body in his arms froze slightly, and Xiao Douding raised his face, with a particularly aggrieved expression, "I finished memorizing it a few days ago! Brother, you don't remember!"

With this posture, Xia Anran took out a few more books from the cage, and said righteously: "Brother, why don't you remember? But hey, brother, when I think about it, I think we have learned a lot. There are still a few less, in case the father is in trouble for the school exams."

Liu Zhi's mouth was wide open, and it was hard to believe that the brother he thought was the best just now asked him to endorse while traveling.

This, isn't this a bit too much!

The little king was also very eloquent, "It's never wrong to learn more. You have to think about it, the more you learn and the faster you learn, the happier Father will be. Whether you can come out to play in the future depends on this." In one fell swoop!"

Liu Zhi: ...Brother, do you think I'm an idiot?One mountain is still one mountain higher, isn't it what you said that there is no end to learning?

Liu Zhi rang the bell silently, jumped out of the carriage neatly when the car stopped, and ran to find his friends angrily.

It's better to ride horses with your friends instead of talking with the bad brother.Xiao Douding's little melancholy that he was about to part with his brother was instantly swept away.

Xia Ran, who abandoned his elder brother and was abandoned by his younger brother within a day, had a pony cart all to himself with peace of mind, and then he unfolded the scroll that was transported by the fast horse from Zhongshan Kingdom.

What was written on it was good news. After a half-month voyage, the Zhongshan ship returned home without any damage. Even the dozens of livestock transported for this test arrived safely.

The feed prepared on the Zhongshan ship this time is specially prepared concentrate feed and silage made before, which is extremely palatable, so these livestock that were supposed to be seasick after being weighed on the ground not only did not lose weight, some even got a little fatter. catty.

The animal officer didn't know about it at first, and thought that Hejian Kingdom was doing business kindly. After he figured it out, he looked at the animal pen with wrong eyes.If he hadn't been dragged by someone, he might have wanted to stuff all the livestock in Zhongshan Kingdom into it for a while.

The ability of this small grid to raise fat is amazing.

In fact, not only the livestock officials from Zhongshan Kingdom had the same idea, but also the officials sent by Hejian Kingdom to accompany the boat. He could hardly believe it when he saw the livestock that were getting fatter and fatter all the way, and couldn’t help thinking about it. You should also use the animal pen once.

This fattening speed is too fast, and of course he is very clear in his heart that the secret is not in the animal pens, but in the animal feed provided by Zhongshan Kingdom.

It is also extremely unbelievable to them that the people of Zhongshan are so extravagant that they provide fodder for livestock.After research, he found that these feeds are not only hay, but also many grains.

This is better than people!

Of course, this idea is based on his emotion based on the living standards of ordinary people. The Hejian country is rich, so it is not like this.

In addition to the usual grains, some crude fiber substances that he didn't know were mixed in.According to the animal officer's experience, he believes that this substance is the key to attracting livestock.

It's a pity that he couldn't see through this for a while.

The behavior of the animal officer of Hejian Kingdom circling around the livestock pens every day naturally attracted the attention of many people, but seeing that he was seriously studying the feed without any malicious intentions, they didn't interfere much.

It's just that the ordinary food at home seems to be a formula that others are trying to crack. From this point of view... hey, it's quite cool.

Ahem, ignoring these unfriendly thoughts, the crew of the Zhongshan Kingdom and the officials sent by the Hejian Kingdom still get along harmoniously on the whole.

After all, they are brother countries, and they have to watch over and help each other.

Hejian has a longer history of raising livestock than Zhongshan Country, and the pigs they brought with them this time have more traces of domestication than Zhongshan Country, which is manifested in their more docile temperament and tender meat.

But their physiques are also smaller, so after these dolphins arrived in Zhongshan, the livestock officer tried several times to make them be friends with the local gilts of Zhongshan, but found that... er, the little sows of Zhongshan The sows are not interested in these short boars at all!

Sows: You are not as tall as your mother and want to pursue your mother?Let's talk about it when my old lady loses her sanity!

Kicked away no discussion!

Animal officials: TAT

The boars didn't respond at all to being rejected by the gilts.Although they were disgusted by Bai Fumei, the food here is good, the housing is also very good, and there are people who fetch water for them to shower. Compared with the previous place, it is simply heaven.

The animal officials who never expected to be stuck at this step were very sad, but according to His Highness's instructions, these boars must be bred and not allowed to be slaughtered. Now they can only feed these boars who do not work keep.

Seeing that each of these boars looks like castrated boars, they are carefree every day. They sleep when they eat, eat when they sleep, and go shopping in the sun when they have nothing to do. Even the animal officials of Hejian Kingdom scratched their heads.

He explained to the Zhongshan national animal officer who looked at him suspiciously: No, they are really not like this in our place!

They are all fierce and aggressive!We really pick pigs according to your standards!

Hehe... The animal officer of Zhongshan Kingdom wrote everything in the letter to the little king. He felt that this matter was obscene.

Xia Anran, who received the letter, was not worried at all. He immediately studied the ink and told the livestock officer to wait a little longer. The weather is still cold, and pigs will conditionally choose the best time of the year to give birth to ensure their survival. Rate.

Of course, in later generations, because of the superiority of the environment, domestic pigs had developed to the point where they could estrus all year round, but they obviously did not have such conditions in the Western Han Dynasty.

Pigs are omnivores, but relatively speaking, they prefer to eat the roots of plants, so autumn is their favorite feeding season.But because autumn is followed by harsh winter, sows try to give birth to piglets in late summer or early summer.

The gestation cycle of pigs is about three months, which means that they usually choose their husbands in late winter or mid spring.

At that time, under the promotion of hormones, even a short and poor little boar will become a handsome little pig!

If the sows still dislike these pigs at that time, that's okay. Isolate the sub-adult gilts and prevent them from seeing the young boars in Zhongshan. If there are only Hejian pigs in sight, they will naturally grow up. You will feel that there is only this kind of boar in the world.

As for the body size of the other party is smaller than oneself... Cough, are there still fewer males who are smaller than females in nature?

After dealing with the animal officer's complaint, Xia Anran opened the letter from the Shaofu.

There he saw another piece of good news.

Half a month after he left Zhongshan Elementary School, the first pottery-shaped pipe was officially released.

This is thanks to Zhongshan State's experience in manufacturing large pipelines.The uneven thickness of the pottery rails makes it very difficult to fire. Although dragon kilns are used, craftsmen still dare not fire too long pottery rails.The ones released this time are all about the length of an adult's arm. After beating one by one to identify the sound, the craftsmen judged that the success rate of firing is only [-]%.

Among them, some of the sizes are excluded, and the final cost is only enough to make a double-track track of more than ten meters.But if it is only used as a test product, it is considered so-so and sufficient.

The pipes are glued to the ground by concrete. If you simply use a trolley, these pipes can indeed bear pressure.It is also acceptable according to the weight of goods that are commonly used today, but the service life and upper limit of force need to be investigated.

But the most troublesome problem is that once the pipeline is damaged, it will take a lot of time to remove it, replace it and reinstall it.

Therefore, after the cement was made, the craftsmen unanimously rejected the use of cement as a binder.

Because the cement is stronger than the triad, it will take a lot of time to remove the cement of the whole pipeline after the ceramic rail is damaged.

But cement, an easy-to-use raw material, soon found a new use - paving.

Use them as the cornerstone of the pottery rail, so you don't have to worry about the ground sinking when you carry heavy loads.

For this kind of idea, the little king approved the word "accurate" with a swipe of his pen, but he asked people to control the quantity a little bit, and build the parts needed for the pottery rails first.

After all, gypsum is really expensive. After the shipping can reach Shandong, the purchase price of gypsum will be reduced before it can be manufactured on a large scale.

He tilted his head, thought about it and commented again - you can try to lay sand and stone roads underneath first, so that the cement above can bear more evenly and avoid cracks.

Huh... Speaking of cement, he seems to remember what another characteristic of cement is... After a while, he couldn't remember it.

The little king smacked his mouth, stamped his own seal on the document, and then stuffed the processed official document into a wooden box, which will then be handed over to the post officer to take back to Zhongshan Kingdom.

When he opened the next letter, the little king immediately widened his eyes, oops!It was Zhao Ying who came to press him for the law exam questions!

correct!

The little king looked up with a deep face, and his eyes seemed to penetrate the carriage to reach the carriage sitting in front of him.

——His brother still owes him the test questions!

During lunch, Zhao Wang Liu Pengzu received an inquiry from his younger brother—brother, when are you going to give me my exam questions?

Liu Pengzu was also taken aback. After a while, he pretended to be deep and tried to cover up the truth that he had forgotten about this matter, and then said, "Brother, I am not satisfied with the answer you gave brother."

The two younger brothers, Liu Zhi and Liu Sheng, looked at him with eyes of "Brother, it's not good for you".Liu Pengzu felt that he had been tortured by his brothers' souls, but he was not guilty at all!

That's right, where did my brother give him the most suitable answer?My brother's answer sheet is not satisfactory at all!

That damn "instruction book" took him nearly a month to ponder over and revise.In order to write an answer that he was satisfied with, he frequently flipped through the scrolls to check the case files and compare Zhao Guo's data in previous years, and finally handed in a barely satisfactory answer sheet.

But what Liu Pengzu didn't expect was that these scrolls were handed over to King Hejian to transcribe in the end.

What the hell? !Why Hejian King?Since you are the founder, why didn't you copy it yourself?No matter how bad it is, why can't we just use our own original volume?Is Brother Nai's handwriting ugly?

The stupid brother handed over everything with such confidence, what if King Hejian modified something in it?Didn't he even know how he died in the end?

Zhao Wang was speechless to this younger brother who had no political wisdom at all.At that time, when he received the letter and learned about this incident, he wanted to pat his brother's head as a melon, to see if he could capture some of the trickle inside.

It's not that King Zhao has any objections to King Hejian, and King Hejian himself is the one who has no sense of presence among the few princes.After all, he was the second child, and when she was pregnant with him, Li Ji was no longer the only favorite, and after giving birth, Li Ji had another child non-stop in order to keep her favorite.

In this way, the third prince was born a little bit before the fourth prince, setting an extremely brilliant record in the eyes of outsiders - Liu Qi's first three princes were all born by her.

In such a state, how could King Hejian get such good care?

When he was a baby, his mother was busy fighting for favor and taking care of the unborn baby. When he was a teenager, his mother was busy competing with Cheng Ji, the young Jia Ji, and the meek and lovely Wang Ji.

The eldest Liu Rong is the guarantee of her favor, the third Liu Yan is her youngest son, and the second child in the middle is naturally more embarrassing.

The character of the second child was also raised to be a little soft, and later he devoted himself to the embrace of Confucianism and devoted himself to academic research.In the eyes of other princes... especially Mrs. Jia's eldest son, King Zhao, this is a bit weak.

Liu Pengzu has a tough personality, so naturally he doesn't like this kind of softness.

Liu Pengzu calmed down a little after hearing the little king say, "When everyone arrives in Chang'an and stays in the building together, everyone can check it again, and if there are any problems, they can make changes."

But it's useless, can the fright he received be wiped out so easily?No way!

Xia Anran sighed, and looked at her elder brother speechlessly, thinking that elder brother is really too arrogant!

All right, he gave Liu She a wink, and the two brothers used the Liu family's coquettish method to King Zhao -- the two brothers beat Liu Pengzu's small body, which was actually not much stronger.

Liu Pengzu held his neck for a while, but in the end he still couldn't hold it up. While shouting Cheng He Detong, he picked up the bad-hearted brothers one by one.

He pointed to the big one, "How old is it? Still so noisy!"

Pointing to the little one again, "I'm about to meet up with Jiaodong's convoy, are you going to let your Jiaodong Guocheng see you like this?"

Hearing Jiaodong Guocheng, Liu She's small expression immediately turned into a serious look, expressing with practical actions, "You are so serious".

Although Liu Zhi didn't show any expectations for this, Liu Xiaozhu was still very satisfied when he saw that the Jiaodong country's team was waiting at the meeting place in advance under the leadership of his prime minister.

As the king of Jiaodong Kingdom, although he is still young, Liu Zhi must show the appearance of a king of a country.

He put on the crown of the kingdom, wore the seal ribbon that symbolized his identity as King of Jiaodong, and took his companions to accept the audience of the Prime Minister of Jiaodong.

As the de facto rulers of the Jiaodong Kingdom, it was certainly not the first time that the Prime Minister of Jiaodong and Liu She had met each other. They were very familiar with each other, so the formalism of checking their identities was naturally avoided.

The atmosphere between each other is still good - of course, this is what Xia Anran heard from Liu Zhi afterwards.

Xia Anran was not present when Liu Zhi met with the Prime Minister of Jiaodong, and the little king would not step in when it was necessary to establish his brother's prestige.

In the evening, Liu Xiaozhu told Xia Anran his feelings about Jiaodong Guocheng while soaking his feet.

In fact, in the past year, Jiaodong Guocheng has been impeccable. He almost sent all the affairs of Jiaodong Guo to Liu Zhi for instructions and reports.Of course, in view of the distance restrictions and the fact that Liu Zhi is not actually in charge, this is just a formality.

Although it is a formalism, Xia Anran will still analyze the state affairs of Jiaodong Kingdom to his younger brother from time to time, and occasionally he will ask Zhidu if he is not sure.

In the end, everyone came to the conclusion that Liu Zhi's prime minister is very capable and reliable, and in a sense, he is the same as Zhi, belonging to the type who can't rub the sand in his eyes.

Jiaodong is rich and prosperous, and it is also the land of Qilu, with many wealthy families.As long as there are many rich and powerful families like this, there will inevitably be pickle inside.But all of this was gnawed down by the prime minister bit by bit.

Zhi, who used to be an official in the land of Qilu, also admired this junior very much. Xia Anran silently studied the case file sent by the Jiaodong Guocheng, and couldn't help but slander: Could this be the sympathy between the cool officials? ?

That's right, Liu Zhi's prime minister can also be regarded as a cruel official.

Han inherits the law of Qin.

The Qin Dynasty ruled the country by law, and the legal provisions and criminal laws were extremely strict.Even though the Western Han Dynasty has lightened the criminal law several times since the founding of the People's Republic of China, in fact, the legal provisions of the Han Dynasty still cannot be compared with later generations. Not only are the laws strict, but there is also the problem that the sentencing standards are not clear enough.

It's okay if the standard is not clear, and there is no standard for torture tools.

For example, flogging, that is, beating with a rod, is generally used to hit the back, but the back is actually a general term. For example, you can hit the waist, the back, or the buttocks.

The former only needs three or four hits to hurt the lumbar spine and lose the ability to work. The back can hold up to five or six hits, and the buttocks can last at least ten hits without any problem.

Moreover, the instruments of torture are not officially issued, it is entirely up to the caster.In this way, the torturer has room to maneuver, and accepting bribes is a matter of course.

If you want to suffer less, you have to stuff a small red envelope. People lift it up with a bamboo board and let it fall gently. You only hear a crisp sound, and the injury will not be too serious.If you don't stuff red envelopes, it depends on the mood of the torturer.

In this way, where is the fairness of the judiciary?

Inspired by this, the little king wrote about it in the memorandum he brought to Beijing this time. He personally suggested that the punishment tools should be made and distributed by the government, or that the materials should be uniform and the regulations should be made locally.

If conditions permit, simply establish a centralized punishment point in each region, and the punishment will be carried out by people with no interest or professional professional torturers.

However, the latter was dismissed by Zhidu.

Without him, the cost is too high.

Well, the little king said to his younger brother: "The prime minister is also reasonable. After the sinner finished beating the board, why should the person who was beaten go all the way back to the place of residence, so walking might be just a matter of lying down. The wound is infected!"

Liu Zhi also sighed, and said with a sad face, "Actually, I think brother's method is a good method, so that the people below can avoid being greedy for ink and ignoring human life!"

"After all, I'm still poor." The little king clenched his fists, thinking of the whipping punishment in modern Singapore, which is one of the few modern countries that still have corporal punishment.

This kind of corporal punishment will have a doctor present during the punishment. After each whipping, the doctor will check the physical condition of the victim and even help with free treatment.Once it is found that the body of the tortured person cannot bear the next whip, the whipping will be suspended, and the beating will be continued after the beating is cured.

Of course, this will naturally cause a waste of medical resources in Singapore, but the effect is remarkable.In other countries, poor people may deliberately commit crimes and go to prison because they cannot survive, but there are almost no cases in Singapore.

"When we have money!" Liu She then clenched his fists, "He's going to build a judicial center in Jiaodong! At that time, no one who should be spanked will be able to escape, and they will all be beaten with a feather duster!"

That's right, in Liu Zhi's world, the most terrible punishment is spanking with a feather duster!

But this idea is wrong!

Liu Pengzu, a master of law, personally went to the battle to popularize the laws of the big man for his younger brother, and then he found that his ninth younger brother was also half legally illiterate, so he simply talked about it together.The seminar quickly attracted the two prime ministers of Zhongshan Kingdom and Jiaodong Kingdom. With the collective efforts of all of them, a booklet of case analysis was compiled.

Xia Anran looked at the small notebook copied by himself and his younger brother, and felt that the case analysis questions on it were of great research value, so he did not hesitate to extract a few of the most intensely discussed and controversial cases as examination questions and post them as examination questions. Gave it to Han Ying.

Later, after Liu Pengzu enjoyed his younger brother's "little flattery", when he proudly said "Brother is here to give you a question", he met his younger brother and wrote "Hey, brother, are you helping me?" I wrote a subtitle, I don’t need it anymore” expression.

Liu Pengzu: ...

So angry, this brother doesn't want it anymore.

However, looking at his elder brother with fierce eyes, the little king puffed up his chest and said confidently: "Brother, if you hit me again, I will tell my mother."

The author has something to say:

Xia Miao: It is impossible not to be skinny, and it is impossible not to be skinny in this life.

Xia Miao: With a face like a human being, it is impossible to beat me up again in front of my younger brother.

Xia Miao: Your younger brother used his skills to you - sue the parents, the effect is outstanding.

Liu Zhi: (..??_??..) study hard.jpg

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Scratching my head, the caning punishment in Singapore is very severe, sincerely, and this kind of punishment will cause irreversible scars, which are said to be irreversible by any means. Once you take off your pants, people will know that you have been tortured.

The author knows this because a few years ago, Singapore issued a wanted warrant for a graffiti artist, saying that as long as he is found, he must be extradited and pulled over to whip him...

cough

Because graffiti is illegal in Singapore.

Then the author: Wait, what?Whip?

Then it was popularized by science.

The matter of criminals getting mixed up in prison...the most common one is Japan, and China...it also happens.

The aging situation in Japan is serious. They may not really have no money, but some people are lonely. Some people live too long, their sons and daughters have passed away, or they are dinks, or they are not married. Money is also boring.

So they would steal something and get caught deliberately, and some even self-reported in order to eat in prison.

In Japanese prisons, the welfare measures are very good, the food is good, the housing is good, there are group activities and so on, and even if you are sick, you have to be responsible for treatment, so more and more people deliberately go to prison for food these years, and many of them are After he came out, he broke the law and was locked up again.

Of course, their prison life still requires a certain amount of labor, but when people have lived to a certain age, what they are most afraid of is not having to work, but that there is not even room to work. Prison work for the elderly is nothing but heavy. In this way, it is much more comfortable than life outside.

This point is actually related to Japanese culture. Although it belongs to the East Asian cultural circle, relatively speaking, in terms of the relationship between children and parents, Japan is a little colder than China.

Many young people in Japan are basically independent after graduating from high school, and most of their college life is spent on loans and part-time jobs (of course, this is also related to the high tuition fees), while few college students in China will pay for living expenses. And distressed, their part-time job is more about "experience life" than "have to".Even after the child works or gets married, the parents will give a certain amount of subsidies.

Although this is not advocated in society, the family bond in China is indeed stronger than that in Japan.

Except for a very small number of white-eyed wolves, or a very small number of people who are really poor, most of the kinship around the author is relatively solid, basically maintaining a situation of meeting at least once a month and daily telephone contact.

If the elderly can use mobile phones, they will use them more frequently (I think this has something to do with the fact that the child is also a baby, and it is relatively empty)

Moreover, China's middle-aged and elderly retirement culture is much better than Japan's.

Every day the author wants to retire... (Hey!)

So I would like to remind all the babies that the graduation and job hunting season is coming soon!There must be many children who will enter the society.

When you are looking for a job, you are likely to encounter the kind of salary cash, or I will pay you less money, but you will get a lot of cash from the company.

But don't go in there stupidly.

You paid part of the various funds yourself, but most of them are paid by the company. I forgot the specific ratio, but the company pays at least twice as much for you, so when you deduct 1000 per month, you actually pay The account arrival is more than 2000.

The company does not help you pay the fee. It seems that you have saved 1000, but in fact you are a big loser!

If you are engaged in freelance work, you must pay the five social insurances and one housing fund by yourself. This is your future guarantee.

...Of course, insurance must also be bought.

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Someone asked how long the Western Han Dynasty is... and half of it... =w=

The bedding is almost ready, you can start surfing! (perhaps)

Thanks for feeding the babies! !

The author Jun, who has already been able to distribute nutrient solution, is confident enough to ask for irrigation! !

Cough, at least pretend to be righteous!