The days when I pretended to be a cat in the Forbidden City[Comprehensive]

For the question asked by his brother on a whim, Liu Zhi tilted his head and didn't feel uncomfortable at all. He only thought for a moment and then said: "Why don't you build a bigger scale?"

Xia Anran smiled and shook her head, "Besides this, think about it, what can I do?"

"Hmm..." The young boy turned his head and thought for a while, "Brother, must this elephant be alive?"

"Ok?"

"The elephant is too heavy. If my brother doesn't want to live, then he can be weighed separately."

Xia Anran patted his little brother's head, "Brother, do you want a living elephant?"

"Hey!" Liu Xiaozhu sighed, his face was full of helplessness "Brother, you asked for too much spicy".

He tilted his head and thought for a long time, then rolled his eyes and said, "I have a solution, but if I tell brother, is there any reward?"

Ouch!It's not a good habit for children to start talking about conditions.Xia Anran patted Xiaodouding's buttocks, and said with a smile, "If you come up with a feasible method, brother will send someone to catch those two tigers for you, and try to catch them alive."

Liu Zhi immediately turned over and sat up, pressing on Xia Anran, "Brother, are you serious?"

"Why did you lie to you?" Xia Anran snorted softly, "Hey, let me tell you about your method first!"

He waited for Liu Zhi's answer with great interest, and especially wanted to know what kind of solution Liu Xiaozhu would have to solve this problem that stumped many people.

Well, will Liu Xiaozhu be better than the little prodigy Cao Chong?Xia Anran was a little looking forward to it.

As for the big tiger as a reward, he planned to catch it.

Tigers are captured alive for their droppings.In addition to sound, animals can perceive the threat of other livestock through smell. Relying on sound alone may not achieve the best results. At that time, you can try to bury tiger droppings on the grassland to bring olfactory effects to enemy horses first. Deterrence.

At that time, if the horn sounds again, the effect will definitely be outstanding.

Of course, he would not tell his brother this.

It is the prerogative of adults to reward children with things that are meant to be given to them. This is the result of unequal information, and it is not that he is bullying his younger brother.

Liu She organized the language, "We can drive the elephants to the pallet, then hang the pallet with many ropes, and then cut them off one by one."

Xiaodouding made gestures while talking.

"When the pallet suddenly falls after cutting a certain rope, you can remember the number of those ropes, use the number of ropes dropped by the elephant to hang a wooden board again, add stones to it, wait until the wooden board also falls, and then Weigh the boards and stones, and you will know the weight of the elephant!"

After Xiaodouding finished speaking, he thought about whether there were any loopholes in the next issue, and nodded after a while, indicating that I was done rambling.

Xia Anran was really shocked.

Liu Zhi's method is based on the fact that he has never seen an elephant. He doesn't know how big an elephant is, nor does he know how much force it takes to lift an elephant.

But is such an approach feasible?

As far as its concept is concerned, it is completely feasible.

This is actually the same method as Cao Chong's method of weighing elephants, transferring the weight of [elephants] to weighing another object, without sticking to one problem.

It's just that Cao Chong knew that it was difficult to lift the object by manpower because he had seen an elephant, so he changed the medium to water, but Liu Zhi didn't know it, so he used rope and a pallet.

Speaking of which, Cao Chong seemed to be about the same age as Liu Zhi at that time. Are you Xiaodouding clan so powerful now?

He stretched out his hand to pinch Liu She's little hand, his eyes sparkled, "How did you think of this?"

Looking at his reaction, Liu Zhi felt that he should have answered correctly from his brother's attitude, and he was relieved immediately, because he was about to have a majestic big tiger to play with, and he was very happy, so he puffed out his stomach and explained to his brother.

"Brother, didn't you discuss how to strengthen the rope with Zhai Qing before? At that time, Zhai Qing mentioned adding a few more ropes. The more ropes, the more stable."

"That's why I thought, since the lack of rope will make it unstable, then we can take advantage of this instability."

"Brother, are you right?"

Liu Zhi raised his small face, and in his big eyes were clearly written a few large golden characters - "Come and praise me!".

Xia Anran hugged his younger brother immediately and praised him, but he regretted it infinitely in his heart, why did he drive the historian out because of the comfort of riding in the carriage?

Otherwise, he can add a bright color to Tai Shigong's notes.

My brother is super smart!If this is written down, wouldn't there be another highlight in the future Emperor Wu's Benji?

After much deliberation, the little king, who felt unwilling, thought of a way, and when the convoy arrived at the other garden that night, he brought up the issue at the banquet.

A group of courtiers pondered hard, only a few people put forward decent suggestions, and then Xia Anran took advantage of the situation, and expressed his younger brother's thoughts in a very subtle manner, which naturally attracted the crowd.

Liu Zhi's face was flushed by his brother's behavior, and he felt shy and proud. He couldn't help puffing out his small chest, thinking, cough, so happy!

Liu Xiaozhu is shy, but the other courtiers can understand the little king's mind - isn't it just to show off his brother?Go around that big.

At this time, as long as the mind is clear, it will be full of praise, but the strong desire to complain in my heart cannot be suppressed.

I've seen people showing off their sons, but I've never seen people showing off their younger brothers.

His Royal Highness King Zhongshan is too big, isn't he?Or did he really raise his younger brother as his son?

Xia Anran was unaware of these people's slander, his small eyes were fixed on the two immobile faces, and he almost said: quickly record this historic scene!

But it's a pity that these two historians have already developed the habit of relying on their brains instead of taking notes. Even if Xia Anran no longer does this kind of thing of stealing people's notebooks, they can't rebuild their sense of security as historians.

He could at least know what they were writing by recording with a pen, but now he was really confused by recording with his head.

Especially now that the two historians are facing each other with facial paralysis, the little king really doesn't understand what they are thinking now, hey, it is distressing.

He couldn't clearly give instructions: This is my brother's highlight moment, and it must be recorded, which is too shameful.In desperation, the little devil could only change the topic to the next topic - catching tigers.

As soon as he said this idea, everyone in the hall looked at each other in blank dismay, wondering what kind of medicine was sold in the little king's gourd.It was said well before, to be culled, why is it now captured?

Could it be that the little king thinks the big tiger is mighty and wants to keep it as a pet?This is not allowed!

Raising a tiger is expensive, and human desires can expand without limit.Raising one tiger is enough now, but in the future, maybe a group of tigers will be raised, and when the tiger gets tired of raising, there will be wolves, elephants, rare birds and animals.

In the past, there were stories of fear at the sight of a chopstick, and knowing the inadequacy of the world, and now this living example is placed in front of them.This is to let them watch the small country go down the road of foolish kings, no, to persuade them, to persuade them.

Several courtiers exchanged a look, and in that moment, they had already arranged the order of playing.

However, Xia Anran raised his hand to interrupt all this, he said: "Everyone, don't worry, I don't cherish tigers for them, but want to try to collect their excrement."

As soon as he said this, all the courtiers suddenly felt baffled.

The little king talked eloquently about the inspiration he got today.

What he said was righteous and strict, and all the courtiers in the audience were skeptical when they heard it.

They couldn't help but exchanged glances, feeling like a cat's paws were being scratched in their hearts, did the little king really feel that way?Is he really not an excuse to collect livestock manure, but actually to feed wild beasts for fun?

But, but... the little king seemed quite reasonable in what he said!

A lot of people followed the little king's ideas with agility, especially those who were born in ordinary families suddenly remembered that there are indeed many farmers going deep into the forest to collect beast manure and bury it around the farm, so as to drive away the wild boars that can ruin the crops. , it is said that the effect is really good.

So if prairie horses are afraid of tigers, it is not unreasonable to use tiger dung to scare horses.

However, some courtiers also suggested that it is not good to mobilize so many teachers for an experiment that is unlikely. Why don't we try to get some tiger's filth first, and if it is really useful, then go catch the tiger.In case the tiger in Zhongshan country escapes, go to Taihang Mountain to catch it, anyway, it is the old lair of others.

The little king shook his finger to express his inappropriateness.The part of Taihang Mountain in Zhongshan is very small, and most of it belongs to the land of the neighbor next door. If you say that a few people go to the neighbor next door and say that you have gone astray, that’s all.If you take your soldiers' weapons and tools and go up the mountain to catch tigers with great fanfare, can you not give an explanation to the next door?

Even if he gave an explanation, [-]% of the time next door would sue his father.

At that time, he has not done anything yet, and he will be scolded bloody for collecting raw materials.

As the saying goes, good things don’t go out, and bad things spread thousands of miles. At that time, even if it is clarified afterwards, the reputation of King Zhongshan’s extravagance and lust will take root in the hearts of others. At that time, people from other places will only hear the first half and will not come. What should I do if I voted?

The courtiers were at a loss for words, and they cursed again in their hearts: You also know that you will be scolded by His Majesty for doing this!Then can't we do one thing more than one thing less?

The little king stared round his eyes, saying that shouldn't we rise to the challenge?If you are afraid of changing everything and being scolded, you will never make progress!

The courtiers who spoke below were blocked one by one, and finally the helpless people could only cast their eyes on the three big bosses.

Han Ying looked at his nose, nose and heart, obviously looking like he was watching from the wall. He was drinking with his eyes closed. He didn't know if he was really drunk or fake drunk. The only one who showed hesitation was Cheng Bushi.

Among the three, the only one who could claim to have lost his interests was Cheng Bushi. After all, if he changed from hunting to capturing, he would not be able to achieve his military training goal, and if he wanted to capture live tigers, the difficulty would be greatly increased.For the safety of the soldiers and to meet the requirements of the little king, he cannot use recruit eggs.

The little king is also ready for this.

In fact, he has always had this idea before, but the environment was not mature enough before, and although it is not suitable now, it doesn't hurt to mention it——

"This king will go west this time, and he will advise his father to allow military exercises between the Zhongshan Kingdom and the surrounding counties."

The little king's eyes were calm, and he said very solemnly, "Zhongshan country has been transformed from a county to a country, and all the foundations are not good. I can see the hard work of you all this year."

He looked at Cheng Bushi, with a smile on the corner of his lips, "The workshop launched a lot of weapons last year, and the generals have tried them one by one. They have re-arranged and trained several times. These weapons are useless and useless. You can refer to the example, but you can only explore a little bit, and the lieutenant has taken a lot of care about the management of the Zhongshan army."

"It's a matter of my duty," Cheng Bushi got up and went to the hall to worship, "His Royal Highness praises you absurdly."

Xia Anran shook her head slightly, this is really not a ridiculous compliment.

The Han army is dominated by infantry, supplemented by cavalry. Their main enemy is cavalry. To fight against cavalry, infantry must form a group.As long as the infantry form a team and are not dispersed by the cavalry, they can entangle the cavalry little by little like dodder grass.

There are few Huns, and they cannot afford to lose their vitality.Generally speaking, when they see a bad sign, they will immediately dock their tails to survive.Therefore, forming an array is the key of the key.

At the same time, the Huns also developed an attack method to quickly break through the formation of the Han army.

Although from the perspective of God, such a method of forming an array, punching the needle, and then forming an array is extremely stupid, but in the plains, there is only this way of hedging, and this hedging is also the most intense part of the war. Everything else The means can only be auxiliary.

Therefore, after the new weapons were manufactured, Cheng Bushi also faced a huge problem—how to adjust the current army configuration, which formations to delete and which to add, how to arrange them most effectively against cavalry, and which ones could be used against cavalry? Infantry...these are the problems.

The formation needs countless experiments and battles before it can gradually stabilize. Even if Cheng Bushi is an experienced general, it is impossible to achieve it overnight. Whether the soldiers can accept it is a question.

Although Cheng Bushi didn't say anything about it, the little king saw it all.

The young king smiled and said to his general: "The army is about to be unsheathed. Training soldiers with beasts can be courageous, but it is difficult to hone their skills against the enemy. I will try my best to facilitate this... If there are not many people, I want to come to my father." The emperor will not object."

"It's just that the lieutenant will have to worry about how to send troops at that time, whether they are veterans or new recruits."

Cheng Buzhi took a deep breath, "Here!"

The little king glanced around and found that everyone present had no other opinions, so he said with a smile: "Then the matter is settled as it is, and the situation around the forest in the past few days has to bother you, don't disturb the villagers, wait until the workshop Send the iron cage, and we will go up the mountain to catch the tiger."

Liu Zhi looked at all this with shining eyes, and felt that his elder brother was really amazing!

He squeezed his small fists, thinking that elder brother's selfishness is obviously out of selfishness, but he can also pack a layer of skills that will make hundreds of officials unable to refuse reasons outside his selfishness. He must study hard!

After Liu Xiaozhu expressed his admiration to his brother, his brother immediately picked up the water gun and slapped his face with water.

Xiaodouding wiped off the hot spring water from his face indifferently, and leaned against his brother.Xia Anran looked suspiciously at his brother who suddenly appeared slimy, "What's wrong?"

Liu Zhi twisted his buttocks, soaked himself in the big hot spring pool, and blew bubbles in the water. After blowing for a while, seeing that his brother was still looking at him, he got his face out of the water in frustration and said, "Ah Brother, can you still see the big tiger?"

Why can't I see...?Xia Anran almost uttered these words, and then he suddenly understood what his younger brother meant.

What Liu Zhi wants to ask is not whether he can still see the tiger, but what he wants to ask is whether he can return to Zhongshan.

And the answer to this question can only be answered by the one in Chang'an City.

Xia Anran lowered her eyes, for a moment she didn't know how to answer her younger brother, and in the end she just patted the Baotou that her younger brother had tied on her head so as not to get wet.

"Brother, don't you know?" Liu Zhi was gifted and intelligent, and he knew the answer as soon as he saw Xia Anran's reaction.

He sighed a little, pretending to be casual and said: "It's okay, brother, after I've been here for a while, I will invite brother to be a guest. Even if I can't invite brother..."

He pondered for a while, thinking of the rule that feudal lords get together every three years, Liu Zhi, whose life has not yet reached two or three years, sighed, feeling that these days are really difficult, "I will try my best to be a good feudal lord in the future." At that time, the caravans coming from Zhongshan will not charge their business tax."

"We still have to charge it." Xia Anran said with a smile, "Brother can't take advantage of you,"

As if he was really admonishing a little prince who would become a prince in the future, he said softly: "Your work so hard, you will definitely be able to do better than brother."

Liu Zhi nodded, "He's going to snatch my sister in the future." His big eyes flickered, and he looked at Xia Anran expectantly.

The little king was immediately happy. He stretched out his wet arm and patted his younger brother's shoulder, "Okay, brother will also come to help when the time comes. Not only brother, but all the brothers."

"Yes!" Liu Zhi snorted, he didn't think it was strange at all.Princess Nangong is his elder sister, but she is also the sister of other princes. Is it wrong for everyone to go and bring back the girl at home?Not at all!

The child slapped the surface of the water and shouted passionately: "Let's snatch Sister Nangong back together."

Xia Anran calmly wiped off the splashed water on his face, and with a kick, he went to catch his younger brother who was running wildly while screaming and screaming.The two brothers immediately broke into a ball of laughter.

While they were fighting, they suddenly heard knocks on the pool and the bamboo fence next door, "Your Highness, do you want to have a water fight together?" It was Cheng Wu who spoke.

This time the vassal king returned to the capital, Xia Anran was afraid that Liu Zhi would never come back after leaving, so he took a bunch of little beans with him, and Wei Ru was also taken with him.

Xia Anran took her with him, considering Wei Qingnian Ji Xiao, although it is not considerate to have a servant to take care of him, and most children who have Wei Qing's experience are insecure. His nerves are extremely thick, and Wei Qing's emotions are restrained. He is afraid that the child will be in a bad mood, but he refuses to talk about it. In the end, he hurt himself. The child's physical condition is directly related to his mood.

In addition, this trip will also allow Wei Qing, sister and brother to meet with Wei Wei and others to comfort their loved ones.

Now that Liu Zhi's companions were all brought along, it would be a little uncomfortable not to bring Xia Anran's companions, so he also brought Dou Wan and Cheng Wu.

Although Dou Wan is not actually his reading companion, but even though Dou Wan doesn't say anything about it, he actually misses Dou Ying very much.

So the caring little king wrote his name together.

The other courtyard of the hot spring was completely completed before this autumn. It is now a courtyard that can accommodate a small imperial court plus several dead houses. No, it should be described as a garden.

Xia Anran didn't intend to build it so luxuriously, but who would have thought that the "luxury" in his concept is different from what everyone understands today. The little king thinks that the courtyard style is called luxury, but the concept of people here is like a palace. That counts.

Coupled with the fact that the craftsman was too capable, he abruptly spent a small amount of funds to build the other courtyard into another courtyard.

During the autumn acceptance, the little king was stunned when he looked at the drawings. He felt that this place could already be called a resort.

Although the house has been enlarged, the amount of water entering the hot spring has not changed. Although the artisans have connected several pipes later, the amount of water drawn from the spring is still limited.As a result, the water supply of the hot spring pools here has shown a stepwise decline, and the soup pools of the little kings are naturally the freshest water.

There are also two other pools with fresh water, and the rest is the water that flows out after soaking here.Of course, these are definitely not enough, and some well water and heated mountain spring water will be added... Ahem, these are commercial secrets.

This time, all the officials of the DPRK and China came here for vacation. Although they have to deal with political affairs during the day, everyone can have a rest in the afternoon.The room where the little king lives has its own bathroom, and the people next to it basically share a large bathroom with several suites. Of course, the pool in the large bathroom is very large.

Elderly people also need hot water to soothe their tired shoulders and necks, and children with strong firepower are far less interested in soaking in hot water than playing in water.

The little Doudings next door were quiet for a short while before they were encouraged to play.It's not enough that they were encouraged, they even came to invite the little kings to play together?

Xia Anran blinked, exchanged a look with Xiao Douding, he rang the bell in exchange for a waiter to move the wooden board between the two rooms.Each of the two brothers carried a water gun full of water, and fired towards the head of the person next door as soon as it was revealed.

Several children who were about to say hello were caught in the trick one after another. They looked at the equipment in the little king's hands in shock.

So fun?

There is such a thing?

In comparison, their water fight with towels and feet is simply weak!

Your Highness!Those who see it have a share!

The little bean dings rushed over together, and imposed crowd tactics on the little kings.

Zhidu and the others in the next room soon heard the laughter of the boys next door, and looked at each other, but they all just smiled and didn't say much.

My own king is young and has a good personality, so it's nothing to make a fuss occasionally.

What's more, if you go to Chang'an, you don't know what you will encounter.The emperor suddenly changed his mind to let the princes and dynasties see him. This move always makes people a little disturbed.

Both Zhidu and Han Ying felt a little heavy, especially Han Ying.

Previously, when Han Tuidang returned to Chang'an from Daijun, he came to find him specially, and the two only chatted a little about family matters, but Han Ying came to the conclusion that the capital city is turbulent from Han Tuidang's few words.

This time when His Highness came to Beijing, he was not able to accompany him. His Highness entrusted him with the important task of selecting talents, which is related to the future of Zhongshan Kingdom, and it was not easy for Han Ying.

Both His Highness and Zhi were absent, so it was hard to say how the suppressed clansmen would react.

Han Ying held up a cloth towel and rubbed his arms up and down. He was usually dressed as a literati, and he had a great literary talent. After a long time, everyone only remembered him as Dr. Han, and forgot that he was a person who was born in a sea of ​​corpses and blood. Han Ying came out.

Only when he took off his coat, the heavy scars on his body still remembered all that.If someone really thought he was a bully and stretched out their claws, then don't blame him for being ruthless.

Just as he was thinking about it, he suddenly heard the voice next door and suddenly fell silent.

Han Ying belatedly realized that the children next door seemed to have stopped playing, he raised his head habitually, and met a familiar little face on the bamboo railing.

Han Ying: ...

Cheng Wu smiled awkwardly when he was discovered.

The author has something to say:

Yesterday, some readers gave this story a lot of names, so the author quietly changed the name of this chapter to 嘎嘎嘎, which was not called this.

The original story is that Cao Chong weighed the elephant...

By the way, his scale seems to have been sent by Sun Quan, surely you don't know about it, right?

In the era when the rain belt did not move southward, there were actually elephant drops in the Yellow River Basin and Yangtze River Basin in China.

But as the rain belt gradually moved southward, the elephants slowly moved from the Yellow River Basin to the Yangtze River Basin, and finally arrived in South Asia.

The story of fear at the sight of elephant chopsticks is an allusion of seeing the small and knowing the cuteness.

It’s about King Zhou of Shang got a pair of ivory chopsticks, and then the courtiers thought it was not good, because if you use ivory chopsticks, you have to change the matching bowls, and when you put on more expensive chopsticks, you will want to eat more. Precious food, so the final result must be to go on the road of more and more luxury.

This story was told by Han Fei.

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