The days when I pretended to be a cat in the Forbidden City[Comprehensive]

The birth of a baby on the first day of the new year is undoubtedly a good omen, and to some extent it is also auspicious, especially when Zhao Ji gave birth to a full-term baby who is white and fat.The child who tormented his mother all day was very strong, with very strong small arms and legs, and the two midwives worked together to wrap him properly in the swaddle.

The appearance of the baby when it was just born was actually quite ugly, but obviously this baby born on January [-]st was a bit different, probably because he was actually squeezed in the birth canal for a short time, and the baby's skin looked quite fair , just slightly wrinkled, completely white and fat.

The full-term child has grown hair, eyebrows, and even eyelashes. Although the eyes are still not wide open, judging from the outline, he must be a handsome man with thick eyebrows, big eyes, and long eyelashes.

——The above are all the filters of Yiren’s silly dad.

In the eyes of Lu An, who was joining in the fun, this younger brother really... well, luckily it's not his own, otherwise he wouldn't want such a younger brother at all!This is completely different from the younger brother he imagined.

The hair is really long, but now it's all stuck to the scalp and looks dirty.

The skin is very fair, so the blood stains on the body are more obvious!

As for the eyes... In fact, Lu Xiaoan felt that his eyes were a little slanted, although it was only a little bit, but it must be slanted!

...It's actually pretty ugly.

Lu An silently raised his head and glanced, followed by praising the child's good-looking father, and sighed a little.

Father, you are dishonest...

But the smart Lu An knew that he must never expose his father's lies in front of outsiders. The good boy who knew from a young age that he wanted to protect his old father's face gave up watching his younger brother, and instead ran to the door of the delivery room to probe his brain.

When will Aunt come out?Ann wants to sleep.

But it's a pity that Mrs. Lu won't be able to come out for a short time.

Although Zhao Ji's actual delivery process in the end was smooth and fast, but the baby was too big and Zhao Ji was the first child, so tears were inevitable.She drank several bowls of oxytocin before. The main ingredient of this medicine has the effect of promoting blood circulation and removing blood stasis. Now she is bleeding hard to stop, and the situation is very critical.

Mrs. Lu has been busy from the dark of night until the dawn of the rooster, and then she walked out of the house with a tired face.And because Zhao Ji had been rescuing her, the newborn son didn't eat his first mouthful of breast milk until half a day after he was born.

It's not that Lu Buwei didn't think of finding a reliable wet nurse, but that this little son insisted on holding back a sip of milk after he was born, as if he was using his own attitude to encourage his mother.This moved the stranger so badly that someone sent a message to Zhao Ji.

I don't know if it was because of hearing that her son didn't recognize the wet nurse next to her, Zhao Ji, who was worried that the child would starve, persisted until dawn in extreme exhaustion.Zhao Ji's tense nerves relaxed only when she saw her wrinkled son buried his head in sucking fiercely as soon as he was hugged by her.

With this slack, she fell asleep in the nursing position.

She is really too tired.

It wasn't just her who was exhausted, but also Madam Lu. When the street ban was lifted and she could go out, she couldn't help her eyelids shaking as soon as she got into her ox cart.

"Don't sleep." Lu Buwei patted her lightly, "Sleep now, when you get out of the car, you will catch a cold when the wind blows."

"I know." Madam Lu covered her lips with her hands, and yawned a little, her face full of exhaustion.

Seeing that her eyelids were constantly fighting, Lu Buwei hurriedly chatted and joked with her, "Speaking of which, I have saved all my boy's urine, and I have been waiting for your instructions. As a result, the news from you has not come, let's settle down." The result of all my hard work is useless.”

Mrs. Lu's yawn happened to be in the middle of it. Hearing this, she swallowed the other half of the yawn forcefully, "What, what boy peeing?"

At this time, Lu Buwei's eyes were on the son who was yawning like his mother. While correcting the child's bad habit of imitating others, he said casually: "Didn't you ask me to bring An'er there to pee for the boy? My son and I But I coaxed An'er to drink a lot."

Mrs. Lu didn't feel any drowsiness anymore, she looked at her husband in disbelief, she never thought that her husband's thoughts would be so strange, she just asked him to bring the child over, and it could be extended to the boy urinating.

An'er was at Mr. Xun's place at that time. If she needed a boy to urinate, she could just find a child. Why did she have to go all the way to fetch her son?Even if her son's talent is different from other children, she would not wait until Zhao Ji's situation is not good before going to An'er, but let An'er wait by her side from the beginning.

"It's not because of this?" Lu Buwei was stunned when he heard the words. He looked at his daughter-in-law's dumbfounded face to the left, and his son's frowning brows on the right. At the moment of the oolong incident, old Lu Buwei blushed, coughed dryly, and immediately dumped the blame, "Young Master thought so first."

Yes, he was misguided!

In the pre-Qin period, the art of witchcraft and divination was prevalent, and things about gods and ghosts were even more common. Some people who believed in it even had to do divination on which foot to step on first.The Lu family is already very careless about this, mainly because the older generation of the Lu family studied Confucianism, and Confucianism doesn't like the theory of gods and ghosts, but when it comes to Lu Buwei, he travels around all the year round, coming and going between countries, and has seen a lot and learned a lot. and there are many conflicts and contradictions in the legends of gods and ghosts in various places. He will not believe so much after hearing and reading more stories.

But it's just that I don't believe it that much. This kind of environment has a huge impact on people, and Lu Buwei is a vivid example.Otherwise, the stranger obviously didn't say anything, how could he get what he meant.

Mrs. Lu endured it, and endured it again, but she still couldn't suppress the curiosity in her heart, and asked in a low voice: "Then how do you think I will use that boy to pee?"

Lu Buwei didn't say anything, Mrs. Lu poked him, poked him again, Lu Buwei couldn't bear it, and his voice was like a mosquito, "For example, sprinkle it on the door of the delivery room to keep ghosts from entering, or add something to the new baby when taking a bath...not to say The boy’s urination is full of yang energy, and the little boy has been unable to give birth because of the heavy yin energy at night..."

Otherwise, why did the wife ask An'er to come by name?

Mrs. Lu looked at her embarrassed husband, then at her son who tilted his head as if he couldn't understand all of this, with an extremely complicated expression.

She used to wonder where her son's messy thoughts came from, but now she seems to have found the root cause.

Obviously, Lu Buwei also knew that his thoughts were absurd. He coughed dryly and changed the subject forcefully, "How did Madam persuade Zhao Ji? When I learned that the young master wanted to keep the big and go small, I broke into a cold sweat."

"I didn't persuade her." Mrs. Lu fell silent when she thought of Zhao Ji's words, and her smile faded by eight or nine points just now. She almost instinctively hugged Lu An into her arms, "She convinced me .”

They are also mothers, if she is afraid she will make the same choice, so when Zhao Ji begged her, Mrs. Lu really had no power to refute.

This topic was a bit heavy, and Lu Buwei didn't continue to ask questions when he saw his wife looked disappointed.

The ox cart drove quietly all the way to Lu's house, and the family rested separately.

However, the mystery of why Mrs. Lu called Lu An was finally revealed during the three court ceremonies.

Traditional Chinese culture also has a certain obsession with the number three. Most important events in life are related to three, including the third day of childbirth. On this day, parents will hold a grand three-dynasty ceremony for their children.

On this day, the natal family will send many gifts, and at the same time, people will be invited to perform the ceremony of "dropping the navel and burning the chimney" for the child. This etiquette is mainly to clean the umbilical cord and lightly smoke the top of the child's head with medicinal materials, implying that The child passes from pregnancy to infancy, and then the child is cleaned, worshiping the ancestors, and telling the family that there is a new generation.

Three-dynasty ceremony is a wedding gift, and the door is usually opened to welcome guests, and everyone passing by can come and ask for a glass of water and wine.However, because of the special status of the foreigner, for the sake of safety, he would rather run a shabby house than open the door to welcome guests, so he only invited Lu Buwei's family.

But King Zhao, Lord Pingyuan, Lord Pingyang and others who heard the news all sent congratulatory gifts.Zhao Ji's mother's family was no exception. According to the etiquette, they sent clothes that could be worn by the child for a year. The materials were not bad, and it was obviously carefully prepared.

But this time Zhao Ji did not show up for etiquette. Although she had a natural delivery, she had suffered a lot. Ordinary women could get up to entertain guests three days after giving birth, but she couldn't do it at all.The stranger doesn't mind this at all, and bluntly said that everyone is his own, and just let her rest.

Lu An was a little worried about Zhao Ji, so he pestered his mother to take him to have a look. Of course, he used the excuse of seeing his younger brother.Lu Xiaoan was smart, he knew that he would not be allowed to propose to see Zhao Ji, so he used his younger brother as a shield, he had already inquired, and his younger brother was by Zhao Ji's side.

Sure enough, when he asked to see his younger brother, Yi Ren agreed.Lu An respectfully bowed and took his leave, and then followed the waiters into the delivery room under the eyes of everyone who was bewildered and relieved.

Zhao Jiben was sitting by the bed sewing clothes in the light of the thin winter sun. Seeing Lu An coming in, she was a little surprised and pleasantly surprised, so she beckoned him over.When Lu Xiaoan approached, Zhao Ji grasped Lu An's little hand and said, "I heard people say, thanks to Mr. Xiaolang that day!"

Lu An was taken aback, and tilted his head to look at her suspiciously, "An'er didn't do anything." The midwife was changing the baby's clothes, and upon seeing this, she replied: "Young master was afraid of being born at that time, thanks to Mr. The young master has shown the happiness of this world, so the young master is willing to come out."

The midwife is talking about a local custom. Some women have dystocia, and there is a saying that the children feel that the family's environment is not good, and they are afraid of being born and suffer, so they will be reluctant to come out, so some people will specially invite them. When children of the same age come to the house to eat, drink, play and play, the children will feel that being a child of the family is also very happy, and they are willing to come out.

Of course, such words cannot be said in front of the master's family, otherwise, wouldn't it be accusing the master's family of being too poor.

Suddenly, Lu An saw the complicated expression on the struggling child who was still firmly stuffed into the swaddle by the midwife. He felt that he might... cheated the child.

Actually, he was not happy at all that day, not to mention sleepy and tired, and his stomach ached from drinking all kinds of sweet soup. He just drank it reluctantly because he was embarrassed to refuse the adults who seemed particularly attentive.

In fact, Lu Xiaoan likes to eat salty food.

But this stupid brother believed it!I was born because I believed in him.What if he feels that he has lied to him in the future?What if he doesn't like sweets?

In fact, being a child is really not that good. This younger brother has never seen how pitiful it is to be a child, unable to sleep with his mother, and being spanked by his father... What's more, when adults can't say no to children Sometimes they will be ordered to face the wall, especially unreasonable.

Lu An felt that...he probably acted as an accomplice in deceiving his younger brother into giving birth!

"Adults are so cunning!" Lu An said to his senior brother, "If they had told me earlier, I would have shown my little brother what a child's real life is."

"Hmm, for example?" Brother Wei listened to his younger brother complaining to him while reviewing his homework.

"For example, An'er couldn't wash himself when he was washing for nothing. He had to be rubbed by the senior brother with a bath stone. After rubbing, he had to wrap him in a big handkerchief and throw him on the floor. He had to drill out bit by bit. OK!"

"Extremely pitiful!"

Wei Liao paused while reading the book, he raised his eyebrows to look, and saw the little junior brother who was wrapped up in a ball and arched on the ground was looking at him with burning eyes.

...Why are you packed into a ball, don't you yourself know?

He also treated this little brother gently, but in the end, brother Wei who had to clean up the water in the room slowly put down the bamboo scroll in his hand.The lump on the collapsed felt bad immediately when he saw the situation, he blinked his eyes, and said innocently: "But no one in this world knows what will happen next moment, for example, the baby who was just wrapped into a ball will soon be Be let go and still have candy?"

Wei Liao almost laughed at him.

After being repaired, Lu An, who had put on his clothes and regained the dignity of a child, sat upright and asked his senior brother to brush his hair. He asked very seriously: "So, senior brother, what do you think I should do? Is An'er lying? Bro?"

"Since you didn't mean it, why are you talking about cheating?" Wei Liao said casually, "What you see is what you get. It's his fault if you don't think deeply or carefully, so what has it got to do with you?"

Lu An was shocked, brother, brother, how can you say such a thing! !

Although he is studying Confucianism, in fact, he was born in a military family and was full of thoughts of "things are precious and opportunistic, and soldiers are not tired of deceit". Senior brother Wei returned his words without changing his face, saving his shaky image in the mind of his junior, "If you think it's right? Stay with him and treat him better in the future."

Lu An thought it was very reasonable, so he thought twice, and the next time he saw his brother, he would feed a small piece of honey that he had saved so hard to his brother's mouth, but the moment he was about to stuff it in, he hesitated After a while, I bit off more than half of it with a single snap, and muttered, "My brother can't eat that much in his mouth" while stuffing it in while my brother opened his mouth.

Onlookers: "..."

The author has something to say:

What you guys were thinking about yesterday was basically 2PARTS

1p: Why was Zheng Er born so late?Among them, the arguments are divided into the theory that Zheng'er does not want to be born, and the theory that the signal transmission is too slow.

2p: Why is Xia Miao being fed sugar water?It is divided into boy urine theory and mascot theory.

Among them, the theory of boy urine has opened up a huge derivative market...

However, because the object of use is Shihuang's father, I saw the little jio that you frantically tried but didn't dare to stretch out. (You guys are a bit bullying and afraid to shout hard!)

To be honest, the boy's urine is medicine...Yaoyin means to eat it.

But this little jio... I dare not reach out.

Otherwise, I'm afraid... people will come to me one more night.

Hey, although there are many debts, you don't have to worry about it, but this heavyweight...you understand.

Regarding the slow transmission of Shihuang's father... Someone actually guessed a little bit yesterday.But this is meaningless!

Shihuang is not reborn, has no memory, and is not a big monster, so rest assured.Do you think he has a memory and is Goldfinger?Wrong, it is difficult to have a memory.

In addition, two days ago, I saw a baby saying that Fusu committed suicide because she was brainwashed by Confucianism... Ugh! !You are wrong!Fusu committed suicide precisely not because of Confucianism, but because of Legalism.

The idea that the monarch wants ministers to die and father wants sons to die must follow Dong Zhongshu, and then through Zhu Neo-Confucianism, plus the brainwashing bag that is full of brainwashing!Pre-Qin did not have this idea.

The Confucianism in the pre-Qin was very fierce, and the relationship between the master and the minister in the pre-Qin was not "loyal to the emperor and patriotic" as we imagined, but similar to a partner and an investment object.Otherwise, how could there be so many betrayals and escapes in the Spring and Autumn and Warring States Period, and the king killed his ministers and his ministers?

Under such circumstances, would Confucius say: If your king wants to kill you, don't run away, just let him kill you?

Confucian filial piety has levels, and the lowest level is the body, hair and skin that parents dare not damage.This is to teach you to love yourself and not let your parents feel sad because of your injury. Then according to this statement, who will protect the family and the country?When the enemy came to the front, everyone knelt down with a plop and said, because I can't let my parents be unhappy because I can't let my body hurt, let's surrender.

No, this is Xiaoxiao.

Filial piety and big filial piety, big filial piety is because of your excellence, let the world praise your parents for teaching well because of you.Because of your greatness, people in the world praise your parents' greatness. This is great filial piety.

In front of Da Xiao, Xiao Xiao is of course respected by the latter.

For example, Mencius was great, so his mother moved three times; Yue Fei was great, so he had his mother-in-law tattooed; You know his mother's name is Zhao Ji.

Because of the birth of such children, their parents will live forever.

To give another example, if you go to the Town God's Temples in various places, you will find that in addition to the Lord Chenghuang himself, their parents must be enshrined in the Town God's Temple.

The City God basically enshrines gods with people from all over the place, and they all have outstanding contributions to the local area. He accepts local worship and thanks, so his parents can eat this incense even if they have contributed?

Because it was born and bred.

Considering that the era of Fusu was the era of Xunzi, let's look at Xunzi's thoughts on filial piety. Xunzi said: follow the way but not the emperor, follow the righteousness and not the father, and the great conduct of a person is also.

Then let's look at the edict in "Historical Records" about Zhao Gao and Li Si's death and support of Su:

"I patrol the world, praying to the gods of famous mountains to prolong my life. Now Fusu and General Meng Tian have hundreds of thousands of soldiers on the border, and it has been more than ten years. They can't go forward. There are too many soldiers, and there is no merit. On the other hand, I wrote a letter bluntly slandering me for what I did], thinking that I could not be dismissed as a prince, and complained day and night. Fusu was a son of man [unfilial], and he gave him a sword to kill himself!

General Tian and Fusu live outside, and if they don't rectify, they should know their plans.As a minister [unfaithful], he was bestowed with death, and the king was left with the help of soldiers. "

Do you understand?The so-called unfilial conduct of Fusu refers to Fusu’s letter of slander and resentment, and slander came first. In the Qin and Han Dynasties, slander was a crime. Sue was convicted, what crime? --Libel.

And what is the punishment for defamation?

When Liu Bang forgave everyone after laying down the land, he said [the slanderer's family, the parody talker abandons the market] That is to say, the Yi family is the one who is guilty of slander.Of course, it is also possible that the crime was aggravated by Qin II later, but at least beheading cannot escape.

What is Meng Tian's crime? The crime of "failure to rectify" means that you knew that Fusu had committed the crime of defamation but you did not stop it or report it.

According to the Qin law, knowing that someone else has violated the law and not reporting it is the same crime.

The part where most people judged that Fusu was stupid in reading and therefore committed suicide is as follows:

Seal his book with the emperor's seal, and send Hu Haike to give him a letter to help Su in Shangjun.The envoy arrived, issued a letter, helped Su weep, entered the inner house, and wanted to commit suicide.Meng Tian stopped to help Su and said: "Your Majesty lives outside and has not established a crown prince. The envoys will guard the border with 30 people, and the young man will be the prisoner. This is a heavy responsibility in the world. If the envoy comes today, he will commit suicide. How do you know that it is not a fraud? Please reply, reply Please die later, before it's dusk." The envoy said a few words.Fu Su was a man of [benevolence], and he called Meng Tian and said: ["The father gave the son death, please return to peace!" That is to say, he committed suicide. 】

This sentence seems to be because my father asked me to die, so there is no need to review it. It seems to be the same as the father wants the son to die, and the son has to die. Before adding it, he described Fusu [Ren], so many people thought he was killed. Confucian brainwashing.

But before that, Qin Shihuang actually did a series of things that caused Fusu's misunderstanding.

Because the first emperor couldn't find the elixir of life, he asked the wizard. The wizard said that because you are often known, and ghosts and ghosts are around you, the gods can't get close to you.

So... Shihuang has been haunted since then, only he knows the whereabouts of others, and no one else knows his whereabouts.Only he contacts others, no one else contacts him.

So what if a courtier needs to report the matter or has an opinion for reconsideration?nonexistent.

In the later period, the first emperor did not discuss with anyone in the affairs of government, and all matters were judged by him alone, and the orders that went down were [-]% to be implemented.

Because of this, a person who has been haunting and haunting you remotely for more than ten years, do you suspect that he has replaced someone under his skin?

Moreover, the King of Qin is the [law] of the Qin State, which is similar to our "Constitution", so when the Constitution convicts you, there is no room for pleading for mercy and bargaining.

Therefore, when Shang Yang was killed, Bai Qi was killed, and Fu Su was killed, no one interceded. (Of course, it can also be said that there is no record in the history books, but archeology has indeed found no trace of intercession.)

This is the terrible thing about [using] the rule of law.

The law is cold, the law is merciless, breaking the law is breaking the law, there is no reason.

In modern society, the country is governed by law, and the law is tolerant, and the law is inside the law and Confucianism outside the outside. That's why there are judgments like the "mother humiliation case".But the rule of law in the Qin State is the first-instance judgment, and you can't even escape. If you are sentenced to death, it is a death penalty.

And Fusu and the Meng family who grew up in such an era would not think of rebelling, just like Bai Qi would not rebel.

………The above are the author’s current thoughts, which will also shift with the change of archaeological discoveries and time perspectives.

This matter is inconclusive, after all, no one knows what Fusu encountered in the process of growing up.

Did you encounter Confucian lovers like Cheng Zhu Neo-Confucianism and brainwash them?

Anyway, I am just a personal opinion, and the details are based on your textbooks! !