The days when I pretended to be a cat in the Forbidden City[Comprehensive]

On the fifteenth day of the lunar calendar, the silver plate is hung high, and the chill in the Beijing night in spring has not yet receded.

The night at this time has neither the hustle and bustle of summer, nor the bleakness of winter. The earth carries the warmth accumulated after the sun shines during the day, but if you look carefully, you can find that under the spring is the coldness of winter that has not yet melted .

It is just warm and cold.

During the day, people are very happy to go out of the house to enjoy the spring, but at night, people will instinctively stay at home to avoid this lingering and gentle cold.

But someone is different.

On the central axis of the Forbidden City, the Hall of Supreme Harmony is undoubtedly the most eye-catching pearl, no matter in terms of height or volume, it is the most eye-catching existence in the entire Forbidden City Museum.

Fengtian Huangji Taihe Hall, this is its name in different periods, as the well-deserved political center of the feudal dynasty, this palace is the dignity of the dynasty.

The copper tortoises and copper cranes on both sides of the main hall symbolize the eternal prosperity and longevity of the country. Eighteen tripod-shaped copper furnaces stand around, symbolizing the eighteen provinces at that time, nine on the left and nine on the left and nine tripods on the left and right.

The sundial used by Majesty Dan to calibrate the time is the basis of ancient timekeeping and symbolizes the standard of all time.The corresponding position is Jialiang, which is made into a weighing standard with five volume units.These two imply all the standards of the world are here.

It also represents the time of work and rest, and the food and tax are fair.

The three platforms and the foundation hold the palace with the highest status in the Forbidden City into the clouds. Its back with mountains and facing water is the best Fengshui trend.

Today, however, it is little more than a tourist attraction.

Eighteen tripods no longer represent the highest administrative geographical unit in the world, and sundials are no longer used as the standard for timekeeping. Dendrobium buckets and liters are also withdrawn from people's lives. The only unit of measurement represented by [liter] is still in use. It is also different from the past.

Bronze tortoises and copper cranes have become contrasting objects for taking pictures, and expensive spices will no longer be placed behind them. Every day, the elders indulging tourists to stand on tiptoes to look inside, indulging everyone to point fingers at it, and indulging in the electronic devices that sometimes stretched in over the guardrail to find out.

It has been here for nearly 600 years of vicissitudes.Even it doesn't know what kind of future it is looking forward to, and which way of life it thinks is better.

But what it can be sure of is that under such a quiet moonlight, it actually doesn't want to be disturbed.

It prefers wind, good scenery, and good moonlight, and there are always idlers who like to go to it to chat on top of it.

"Senior, it's time for you to leave." A man in an emerald green robe bowed to another man standing with his hands behind his back. He was polite, but his tone was not polite, "You are too conspicuous here."

The other man saw some gratifying scene, and his black eyes were full of warmth, but when he looked at the person who came, the warmth in his eyes immediately receded by eight or nine points, and the remaining one point could barely be called friendly .

People who are treated so differently don't care at all. It is normal for this group of people to have such an attitude.

Qi Ling should have no heart, but it is inevitable that some people are addicted to the colors of the world and refuse to extricate themselves.It's fine if you don't have the heart, if you have the heart... Those weapon spirits who have spent half their lives in exchange for a dream and are intoxicated in it and gradually fade away are lessons from the past.

And the one in front of him is even more special, he fell in love with the man in the dream, he directly took a fancy to the dream monster himself, but he is a fool who looks stupid every day, and will be hooked by a wisp of smoke and fall off the palace A one-year-old cub, I don't know what this old monster likes... But what does it have to do with him?He just felt that it was too much of a hindrance for this guy to stay here.

"Thank you very much." The man who was driven away looked very good-tempered, "I will leave now."

Qi Ling of the Forbidden City bowed slightly, but he didn't leave, just looked at each other quietly like this, and the appearance of waiting for you to leave was very obvious.

He was originally the weapon spirit of this huge palace, bathed in the imperial aura for more than five hundred years, and since he had a spirit, he has swallowed the luck of the world and absorbed the blessings of the emperor. It's nothing, but the golden light of his cultivation base and merits is dazzling.

The most important thing is that even in the age of doomsday, this weapon spirit named "Zichen Star" can still receive a steady stream of power of faith. It can be said that in terms of cultivation alone, no one among his peers can out of the right.But even so, when he really faced these ancient monsters, he still couldn't help feeling like a grain of sand in front of a mountain.Especially this one who just woke up not long ago and is not used to restraining the spiritual energy in his body.

Nowadays, the aura in the world is weak, and the aura around him is like a searchlight when he is nested here.He is the weapon spirit here, and to him, the existence of this person is as uncomfortable as putting a thorny chestnut in a shell.The most important thing is that he still has to help this person cover his whereabouts. For this reason, he has to support the enchantment around the palace group all the time. After a few days, he is exhausted physically and mentally.

The man looked back at the other side again, and then nodded towards Qi Ling. A gust of wind blew by, and his whole body disappeared into the air.

The man suddenly let out a sigh of relief, only to feel that the breathing of the whole palace was relaxed a lot.

He was not a curious person, but this senior's abnormal behavior still aroused his rare curiosity.

As the tool spirit who has absolute control over this place, as long as he needs it, all the creatures in this palace can be seen in front of him at a glance.So, he followed the man's gaze to the northwest, and immediately found the object the man had just observed.

A chubby black and yellow cat is sleeping on top of a dirty rabbit doll. It raises its hands and pulls itself into a long strip. Its belly covered with soft cat hair rises and falls with its breath. The soft fur looks fluffy and soft, I don't know what I dreamed, and my two calves are still kicking back and forth.

However, it was only for a moment, and the next moment his eyes were suddenly blurred.

……mean.

Qi Ling felt that he was even angrier.

Xia Anran, who was sleeping soundly, didn't know that there were two men fighting around her just now, and she didn't even know that the rough sleeping appearance of her relaxed to the point of falling into the eyes of a third party, he was sleeping soundly.

He dreamed about his boyfriend, but his boyfriend changed his face when he said a word to him. Finally, in the dream, he couldn't bear it anymore, and kicked his cat's legs towards the boyfriend's face one by one.

After waking up, Xia Anran didn't feel refreshed at all, but even more depressed.

Hey, online dating without photos is so hard. On the one hand, I imagine the appearance of the other person in my heart, thinking that he must be very good-looking if he is so good, and on the other hand, I have to convince myself in my heart that what you love is his interesting soul. It's not a beautiful skin, and you can't think too well of people, otherwise, if you see something different, do you still want to despise them?Didn't that become a scumbag? !

Finally, think about it, forget it, the boyfriend is more difficult, and when the two meet, the other party is at least a person, and I am a cat.And it’s still a cat with a battery life of only 15 minutes. It’s miserable when you think about it, and it’s even worse if the other party is allergic to cat fur.

Thinking about it this way, Xia Anran changed her direction again, shouldn't her boyfriend be allergic?

In the dream they raised many animals, and the boyfriend didn't seem to show any resistance to any of them from the beginning to the end. He also raised a lot of cats.But allergies are still related to the body. My boyfriend’s body is different and he has no memory. Maybe he doesn’t remember his allergies, and his body doesn’t have allergens, so he hasn’t shown it?

Forget it, there is always a way.

But just as the so-called house is broken and it rains all night, just when Xia Anran was going to soothe his wounded heart with a delicious meal, he was saddened to learn that the volunteer brother had been transferred to the West Pavilion of the Forbidden City and returned temporarily. not coming.

So Xia Anran, who had been eating out for a long time, had to go back to the volunteer lady to accept feeding.

The young lady was surprised to see Xia Xiaomiao, whom she hadn't seen for a long time, and immediately opened a can for him.

While talking to Xia Anran who was eating canned food one bite at a time, she tried to look at his belly.Xia Anran was a little puzzled at first, but only when she heard the little girl talking to herself did she understand why she did this - because she wanted to judge whether she was pregnant or not.

Obviously, she took Xia Anran's previous disappearance as a date and marriage, after all, spring has come.

After realizing this, Xia Anran immediately wanted to blow his hairs, but halfway through the blowing, he pressed down his high-rising tail disheveledly.Forget it, it’s better to be thought of as having a relationship and have puppies than to be noticed as a male cat to be caught and neutered.

Two days ago, he had already heard from several staff members that they would be able to see which cats were not neutered once spring was over, and they would catch them one by one.Moreover, the kittens will be born in more than two months. Once these "super birth guerrillas" are caught, they will all be sent in for processing.

These people who catch and neuter cats are professionals.Xia Anran saw with her own eyes a cat girl who was lured by delicious food and a massage comb, and then stuffed into a cat cage.

He didn't even notice where the cat cage was put! !There is also a cat cage made in the shape of a cardboard box, which can be hidden!

He grumbled and asked the system to warn him. If such a staff member with suspicious items approached, he must be reminded no matter how gentle the smile was on his face.

As for the little commotion in spring, Xia Xiaomiao, who was afraid of encountering the unbearable burden of the male cat, had already been stuffed to the other side of the ocean.

And recently he has also been hiding from the young lady. Under the premise that all cats in the Forbidden City are neutered, even if he wears the girl's skin, he will be caught and inspected.However, the advantage of female cats compared with male cats is that whether a female cat is neutered or not can not be seen from the outside, it can only be judged from the change of personality.

So Xia Anran lived with her tail between her legs for a long time.

He is a long-haired cat with a thick tail. As long as he doesn't cock his tail easily, no one can see the little bell behind him... In addition to the tortoiseshell multi-mother cat, it seems that no one has discovered the truth of the matter so far.For this reason, he also tried to avoid close contact with others, which made everyone suspect that the little bow tie was pregnant.

My loved one's cat is suddenly not allowed to be touched, either injured or sick, or pregnant, plus increased appetite... Well, it must be pregnant!

Xia Anran, who was terrified for a long time, had no idea that someone had already opened a way for him. As long as he was within the scope of the Forbidden City, no one would be able to discover his true gender. No one will remind him.

Another half a month passed in such a calm and peaceful manner, the scorching heat and the humming of cicadas descended on the city, Xia Anran finally felt a little anxious after living a decadent life without any tasks and sleeping until she woke up naturally every day.

At the end of May, the catkins' constant harassment eased up a bit, but Xia Anran still couldn't return to her place, because the area around the Garden of Compassionate Ninggong was always crowded with people.

It is said that in June, the Forbidden City will hold a joint exhibition with Portuguese porcelain plate paintings and medical skills. It is in Yongshou Palace. Now the staff is preparing for the exhibition. When June comes, there will be more people.

Xia Anran is currently nestling in the small courtyard before. Before the volunteers left, many books were piled on the table without taking them away. He is reading with cat's paws here.

Just after he finished reading Mr. Qian Mu's "History of Qin and Han Dynasties", the system suddenly received a task.

【Client: Fish Intestine Sword】

[Entrusted mission: I am the sword of bravery, and I came here to seek a dream to kill the tyrant Qin. 】

[Mission Reward: Fish Intestine Sword (Reprint)]

【Whether to accept? 】

【Yes】

[Mission start countdown: 10S]

"Wait, wait!" Xia Anran stepped on the book and jumped up.

Ten seconds countdown?Where does this make him hide?He looked around and couldn't help it, so he simply jumped to the top of the bookshelf and squeezed himself in to hide it a little bit. Just as he was about to ask the system a key question, he fell into the darkness.

——Crap!The era of Yuchangjian living!Where is there such a tyranny! ! ! !