The days when I pretended to be a cat in the Forbidden City[Comprehensive]

Late spring and early summer are the gentlest seasons of the year, but for northerners, this is also the most annoying season.

Because once the temperature exceeds 25 degrees continuously, it means that the annual catkin flying season is here.

The perception of catkins in the north and the south is completely different. For example, some people in the south think it is very romantic, and write poems such as "the catkins pond is light wind" or "the catkins are still floating in the garden". The main reason is that the appearance of catkins flying is very similar to the appearance of heavy snow in the dreams of southerners.

And, in, north, side.

Catkins represent only two meanings - allergies and flammables.

Yes, it's that unromantic.

Xia Anran used the cat's paws expressionlessly to pull out the catkins that drifted into the nose unconsciously, and then felt that it was not enough, and sneezed three times in a row, stepping back several steps after each sneeze. One accidentally stepped into a small puddle of catkins, and the catkins who were startled by his actions flew up one after another.

Xia Anran: "..."

Xia Anran is about to go berserk!

Tourists who came to visit the Forbidden City watched a meow flying past them quickly. As soon as he moved, he immediately picked up the catkins on the ground. This cat seemed to want to run faster than the catkins raised. , flying with four claws, not to mention how fast he ran.

But of course it didn't work.

How can the catkin season let you go just because you look cute?nonexistent.Sure enough, within a few steps, the cat stopped and scratched its face with its furry paws.

Liu Xu was really annoying, Xia Anran groaned twice.But he also knew that there was no way to do it. There were phoenix trees flying in the south and catkins floating in the north, all of which were the price of urban green coverage.

It is said that Beijing tried a lot of tree species for greening, and finally chose poplar and willow.These two kinds of trees grow fast and well, and are resistant to drought, salt and alkali. The key is that they are cheap.

But the disadvantage is that the male and female trees of poplar and willow are difficult to distinguish during the growth period, and the female grows faster than the male. Every year, the female tree will have catkins. The government is struggling to solve the problem of sandstorms. The government can only choose to use poplar and willow trees. Let's solve the urgent need first.

Although there are no female poplars and willows planted in the Palace Museum itself, a row of willows is planted beside the moat outside the palace complex, among which there are inevitably female plants. There is also a very green Jingshan Park in the north. The half palace is the hardest hit area.As a result, the range of activities of the Forbidden City cats who can't wear masks has shrunk to the south in the near future.

Xia Anran's site is in the Garden of Compassion Ninggong, which is located in the southern area, and there are no popular attractions in itself, and the flow of people is much less compared to other places.

And there is also a big rock that cats can sleep on without being disturbed. There are also trees and ponds, which is definitely a treasure of geomantic omen.As a sensible cat with no sense of territory, Xia Anran generously shared the territory with other cats.His generosity was rewarded with licking by other cats.

As a long-haired cat that sheds twice a year, once for half a year, Xia Anran liked being licked very much since he was too young to do it himself.But after starting to do the mission later... Uh, the situation is different after all with a family, and he should avoid suspicion, so he can only learn to do it by himself.

Although a cat's tongue has barbs that can scrape off the floating fur, it is really difficult to use the teeth to open knots, especially as a long-haired cat. There are knots.

And he also has an obstructive collar and a long "bib" around his neck. Although it looks good, this piece of fur completely prevents him from licking the fur on his body!

So don't look at some cats that look majestic and have their own mane circles, in fact, they can't even lick their nests.

But now Xia Anran is not worried about this problem at all!Because he found a very good volunteer to help with the grooming, and that person not only helped with the grooming, but also took care of Xia Xiaomiao's three meals a day. The feeling of cannonball strategy.

But after thinking about it, he felt that he was thinking too much, he was a cat, why should he attack him?Want to take it home?If you want to adopt a cat from the Forbidden City, you only need to fill in a form for approval, and you don't have to come to him for a day.

If he has a master and is a beautiful girl, then this man may have used an excuse to get close to him, but he didn't... Wait, Xia Anran thought about the lady who often feeds him, and couldn't help but Slowed down.

But when he thought about it again, he felt that it was unlikely, because it had been almost three months since this guy came to the old blog.He had never seen this person walking towards the area where the young lady was, and his lunch time was also staggered with others.

As a demon who has been in love for more than 100 years, Xia Anran said that if someone really uses this method of pursuit, it would be too bad. Boiling frogs in warm water can be done in school, after all, there are few enemies in the circle. , and often brush your face so that you will not be forgotten, but the situation in the workplace is different.

There are more temptations in the workplace and the world is bigger, and the self-esteem, courage, and courage of people after work are different from those in school. If you don’t give others some hints or express it first, out of the principle of "self-protection", girls will definitely not I will think too much, and even deliberately avoid it.

Although he has no experience in chasing people, Xia Anran has rich experience in being a "boiled frog". It's a pity that although he has a set of ideas in his heart, he still has a language barrier and cannot tell the other party what he thinks.

Hey.

Xia Anran lowered his head guiltily and licked the delicious soup of stewed horse-faced fish. After finishing the soup, he began to chew the fish.

The meat of horse noodles is tender. As a sea fish, it has no fishy smell and few fish bones. The only disadvantage may be that its fish meat has a particularly light taste.However, the one who fed Xia Anran obviously had superb craftsmanship. He used fish floss made from horse-faced fish as a condiment. The dried and baked fish floss tasted much stronger than that of fresh fish. The two phases superimposed The taste is very good.

Anyway, it is enough to deceive cats with good sense of smell and bad taste.

Xia Anran had a very satisfying meal this time, and after licking the bottom of the bowl, he was still a little unsatisfied. He stood up and stretched, then walked to the side of the man who was wearing a Western-style three-piece suit that didn't match the style of the Forbidden City. He raised his cheeks and asked someone to wipe his face with a wrung hot towel.

Cough, as a cat, you must keep its whiskers clean and tidy at all times.After all, whiskers are their sensitive sensory organs, so cats should clean their whiskers immediately after eating, and wipe their whiskers when they are free. This is a basic skill of being a cat, and Xia Anran still knows it.

But how about ten years of hard work and one minute of bad learning, Xia Xiaomiao has become used to being helped to take care of her since she has this caring gentleman around.

After wiping his face, the man picked up the dishes to wash, while Xia Anran habitually curled up his two paws and lay down on the bench in the courtyard.

After all, he still doesn't know what kind of job this man who suddenly joined the Forbidden City is, and what aspect of cultural relics research he is in charge of.The staff of the Forbidden City don't like to gossip about their colleagues. Xia Anran listened to the left and the right, and only knew that this person was seconded from other places. He should be some kind of expert, a particularly powerful one.

Because of this, he can get certain privileges - for example, he doesn't have to sit in the library according to the working day, and he can come whenever he needs it.

This is too unscientific. The working hours of the Forbidden City are extremely fixed, and overtime is not usually allowed, but this person just has this privilege.However, for the safety of the Forbidden City, his office is also independent from other researchers. He is the only one working here. He has a separate door and courtyard, and he can do things more freely, and because of the wind direction, he does not know the reason of the house structure. , the annoying catkins can't fly here at all.

——Actually, this is the reason why Xia Anran generously gave up the territory, because he has a better place!

As long as there are no catkins, the weather at this time is the most comfortable. The sun is warm and warm, and his fur is fluffed up. Xia Anran squinted his eyes and began to doze off, and then he felt his back being brushed up and down by the comb. .

Mmmmmm, that's right, this is the strength, so comfortable!

The uncontrollable feline instinct came to the fore at this time, Xia Anran unknowingly collapsed the whole cat on the chair, didn't bother to move, only flicked the fur tail, because it was really comfortable, and in the end it was even more uncomfortable. He cocked his tail in a controlled manner.

The man chuckled, and before the tortoiseshell cat could react, he held the cat's paw and turned the cat over with skill.Although it was not the first time, Xia Anran, who was forced to turn his belly out, still shrank his paws uncomfortably, but soon he softened again during the grooming process of massaging and combing.

At this moment, he suddenly felt that the collar on his neck was touched, and this feeling was not touched by a brush, Xia Anran immediately jumped away vigilantly.

He fell to the ground, blinking cat eyes at the man quietly, who retracted his hand in an apologetic gesture.

For some unknown reason, this man is particularly interested in his collar and often wants to take it off.Xia Anran was a little skeptical at first, but she was relieved when she saw that this person's attitude was that of just trying if it doesn't matter.He felt that this man had the same thoughts as countless cat lovers.

From the moment he put on the collar, no less than a hundred people wanted to take it off for him.

It is indeed dangerous to wear such a fancy collar without a safety lock as a free-range cat, but this is not a collar, but his system carrier.

This system has already broken down, so it can't be touched anymore.

"This one can't be touched, and cats still rely on it to find people." Xia Anran yelled at people a few times, regardless of whether people could understand or not, anyway, he felt that he had already explained it.Afterwards, he stretched a lot, and saw the man raised his comb again in a gesture of peace, and then returned to the chair with proud steps.

That's right, there is something wrong with Xia Anran's system.

When he came back from the Western Han Dynasty, the memory transmission failed, which shocked Xia Anran greatly, thinking that the task was for nothing, but after returning to modern times, the system told him that it was just a failure to upload, and the memory was still preserved , but because the server encountered an exception, the reward settlement and scoring will be delayed.

Unexpectedly, this delay has been delayed for more than two months.

From the very beginning, the system confidently stated that this was just the server’s daily convulsions, but later it went out and came back with a strange face and said that this was not a natural disaster, but a man-made disaster—someone rushed into the computer room where the server was stored .

"I heard that a big monster who was deceived by a little monster found the computer room." If the system had an expression, it must be peeking at Xia Anran again and again at this time, "It is said that the big monster is really angry. I couldn’t find Xiao Yao’s location, so I rushed to the computer room and threatened the system to give him the person’s information.”

"Huh?" Xia Anran was a little surprised when he heard the words, "The big demon can't find the little one?"

"Of course!" The system proudly puffed up its chest, "Our Jinjiang series system is very strict in protecting the information of the host, and your evil spirit will also be blocked, no matter how powerful the big monster is, you can't find you." .”

But it quickly added another sentence, "But it's not a good thing to deceive feelings, the host must not learn..."

As a young demon protection system, it must supervise the host to develop in the direction of a good monster in the new century, such things as deceiving feelings... The system suddenly felt sad. By the way, although its host did not deceive other people's feelings, it was caught by another ignorant I don't know how big an old monster is bound.

Its host is only one year old! ! !He's still a naive kid!

That shameless old monster coaxed the host to do some missions for the third life, and now there is still a world that they will be bound to forever in the future.

Xia Anran naturally didn't know what the system was thinking, but asked with some doubts: "Then how do you deal with this kind of big monster coming to your door?"

"We have a law enforcement team, and there are people on it." The system replied lazily, "And the server is well protected, and it is impossible to be attacked. Those people will be powered off at most..."

Speaking of electricity, it is naturally not a power source in the world, but a source of energy.In short, the system vowed that as long as this matter is settled, the system will be restarted soon, and in order to compensate the little monsters who were delayed, the system will also issue rewards.

"Probably 100 points." Facing the expectant host, the system fell silent for a while, but still couldn't resist his conscience and told the truth, "Because when setting the mastermind, he was set as a miser."

There are too many slots in these words, Xia Anran didn't know where to start.

The system cannot be connected to the Internet, and of course it cannot be transmitted. Thanks to the pair of monsters who had an emotional entanglement, Xia Anran had a long vacation during this period.

At first, he was a little anxious to complete the task in one go, and his mood inevitably fluctuated. The system sensed his emotions and comforted him: "Master, the task world is a small auxiliary world we opened up, but the growth of little monsters is not entirely due to the little monsters. The world. The key is still to focus on the growth of the host itself, if you only do tasks for the sake of doing tasks, then the cart before the horse.”

This is not the first time the system has reminded him of this problem, but how should I put it... The task of love between the three generations has reached the final step, and even a calm person may find it difficult to hold his feet up for a long time when he encounters the last step. go down?

The system was silent for a long time, and said quietly: "Host, I advise you not to rush to do the task, after all, you are still dating online until now, so be careful."

Xia Anran: "..."

What the hell!

He finally couldn't help but swear.

The most important thing is that he has no way to refute it!