The days when I pretended to be a cat in the Forbidden City[Comprehensive]

It was Xia Anran's impromptu idea to send messages through Duoduoge. In ancient times, there was a flying pigeon to send a letter, and he had a flying goose to send a message.

To be honest, he has no hope. Flying Pigeon Passing Letters is not a pigeon flying back and forth like in the TV series. People keep a cage of pigeons and fly one way. If one person wants to communicate back and forth, it means two people keep a cage each.

Fortunately, he was looking forward to his own goose flying over to find someone and bring a letter back.

But I didn't expect it to actually work!Duoduo is really capable!

Xia Anran put down Dou Wan's letter, picked up Duo Duo Goose in a circle, then sucked the head of the goose vigorously, "Duo Duo, you are amazing! How did you find your father?"

Duoduo clicked, his little expression was a little unfathomable, and even the two little peas seemed to be shining with wisdom.It chirped and quacked for a long time, the little king nodded, his expression became fast, and as Duoduo chirped louder and louder, he also showed a look of surprise and admiration.

But in fact, he didn't understand anything, but the little king made up a tortuous and difficult process in his mind, and finally moved himself.

Anyway, Duoduo Goose, who had shown off to his father, was very satisfied. It shook its wings quite reservedly, and then slowly put them away. Its long and white feathers piled up into a hill on its back, feeling After Maomao was gently caressed by his father, Duoduo geese lowered their heads in satisfaction and ate the fresh and tender wheatgrass - it is impossible to grow naturally in winter. These are specially made for Duoduo geese. When it is centimeters, there is a crisp crackling sound when you bite down, which is very refreshing and sweet.

The treatment that only the goose can have, not the four-legged wood!

Seeing that Duoduo started to eat instead of stepping on his feet to ask for praise, Xia Anran was slightly relieved, and he unfolded Dou Wan's letter at a glance.

Constrained by space, Dou Wan didn't say much about his experiences along the way, he just told the little king about the changes in the Xiongnu outside the pass, and told him to be careful not to read.

Xia Anran looked at the slightly messy handwriting of someone above him, but couldn't help but narrowed his eyes with a smile.

After laughing, he carefully hid the silk, the environment in Dou Wan's place was obviously not good, his reply was written on the back of the silk Xia Anran sent over, it seemed that there was no paper to use.Xia Anran used cloth because he was afraid that Duoduo would encounter rain during the flight, but Dou Wan wrote the time he wrote the letter on the letter, and it took only two days for Duoduo to send the letter to him, so it would not be a big problem to use paper as a carrier for Maozhun weather in the future.

If it doesn't work, get a waterproof bamboo tube.

Xia Anran glanced at Duoduo's body, trying to find a place where he could put it in a bamboo tube, but unfortunately he couldn't find it.Duoduo is a waterfowl, looking for water is its instinct, and considering the way swans forage, to be honest, Xia Anran is really worried that if you tie things around its neck, it will get entangled with aquatic plants or something.

He observed Duoduo geese up and down for a long time, and saw that the geese had stopped eating and started grooming, and suddenly had an idea.

Zhidu was quite inexplicable when he was found by his Highness, and it was even more inexplicable after hearing the request... He hesitated to look at Juhu who was standing beside him, and then at Xia Anran who had a serious face, "Your Highness You mean..."

"Give me a lot of training on how to find the Huns." Xia Anran didn't realize that he was embarrassing others at all, he nodded to express that he was very serious, "The Huns have eagles for positioning, we can also use geese... swans Do your positioning."

Who said the Huns used eagles for positioning? !

Zhi felt that he was having a lawsuit in his head at this moment, and he didn't know where this highness came from for his strange cognition.

It is true that the Xiongnu raised eagles, but it is difficult to boil the eagles, and it is even more difficult to raise them well.Those who can keep eagles as pets are basically the members of the king's tent of the Huns. What are the chances of these people going to the battlefield?What are the chances of needing an eagle to guide people on the battlefield?

Moreover, the grassland is the home of the Huns. They are more familiar with the local area than the Han army, and they will be alert when there is a disturbance. Why do they need to tame falcons to locate them?

However, the Han army did need to locate the Huns on the grassland, so he pondered for a while and did not refuse.

It’s not just Duoduo who needs training. The movement of a swan flying on the grassland is too big. If possible, Xia Anran hopes to organize a small swan team. At this time, the swans flying in the sky will never attract anyone's attention.

Even if the swans are hovering or cruising in the sky, few people will pay much attention to them. They will only think that the swans in the sky are afraid of their existence and dare not fall.

The reason is completely different from the feeling of being surrounded by a group of sheep or a wolf. The former will not feel any scruples no matter how many people there are, and the latter will immediately pick up the weapon even if there is only one.

But it is really not easy to train this, but fortunately Zhongshan has the experience of training dogs, all of which are training animals to find and issue commands, which can be used for reference, but it is difficult to achieve results in the short term.

The most important thing is that it is difficult for them to imitate the grassland environment, and it is not easy to find a large team of Xiongnu.Toto isn't very good at math, it doesn't seem to be able to tell the difference between a single Hun and a group of Huns.

Xia Anran is also very troubled about this. He knows that there are some problems with the eyes of geese. For example, everything is smaller than him when he brings a magnifying glass, but swans should not have it. Although they are called geese, the ancestors of geese are wild geese, and swans are native Variety is coming.

Could it be that Duoduo didn't do his own math?

Facing Duo Duo Goose's innocent gaze, Xia Anran silently swallowed the suspicion. He felt that his goose had already worked very hard and was very capable, and he really couldn't ask for more!

But at night, he took two rice bowls without giving up, one with a dozen grains of lotus root, and the other with five or six grains. Then he saw that Duoduo put the two bowls together without hesitation.

...Mathematics is very good at this time!

Just when Zhongshan fell into peace and tranquility, the beacon fire in the north suddenly ignited, and the Xiongnu army suddenly went south, directly facing the two passes of Shanggu and Yuyang, and unexpectedly encountered resistance from the prepared Han army.

Here I want to mention the role of the Great Wall. In fact, most of the Qin and Han Great Walls were made of rammed earth, not masonry.

But although the raw materials seem to be low-grade, the defense effect is not low.One of the problems that the Xiongnu cavalry must overcome if they want to attack the Han on a large scale is to break the rammed earth wall to allow the horses to enter. This time must be fast, otherwise the Han army will gather troops to defend.

Compared with the number of people, the Huns are inferior to the Han people. The advantage of the cavalry lies in their speed and surprise.This is also the reason why most of the Xiongnu would not act in small groups when they went south.Because that way, even before the city wall is breached, the Han army will be attacked with bows and arrows!

Generally speaking, a Hun cavalry of 5000 people is enough to destroy the earth wall and enter within half a day. However, to their surprise, this time the city wall was very difficult to break.

Very very tough!

What the hell did the Han people pile up in it! !

They delayed here for a full day, and when they finally broke in, they found that all the residents in the wild had already entered the city, and nothing was left in the dilapidated small village. These things were thrown into a very smelly place, and the filthy food was so disgusting that even the Huns could not accept it.

"What the hell is this?" People in winter can smell the stench, which is even worse than the summer grassland full of excrement. These Han people are too unhygienic!

The soldiers were thinking about it below, and the hundreds of Huns who led the army looked at the Yuyang County city wall and the closed city gate in the distance and sneered.

In the past, when they went south, they usually plundered the villages outside the city. Except in rare cases, they broke the wall too quickly to rush into the city, or too many people came, and the harvest from the countryside outside could not appease everyone. Yes, because the Han people's way of defending the city is too dark, and the lives of the Huns are much more precious than the Han people, so there is no need to be so.

But this time they drove away enough other tribes, miscellaneous beards and wildlings this time, and they were responsible for storming the city gate.The Xiongnu Baihu showed a ferocious smile. He rode his horse and stood in front of the city wall, looking at the tortoise-like city-state from afar.This time the situation is different. What they want is to be loud and to anger the Han army.

The reason is simple. From the perspective of the Han army, it must be the left part of the Xiongnu who will attack Shanggu and Yuyang.But this time the situation is just the opposite. Hundreds of households came from the right side of the Xiongnu. The Huns in this attacking force were all from the right side, but they told these miscellaneous Hus and savages that they were from the left side, and their purpose was to destroy Trade relations between the Han Chinese and the Left.

The two trading ports opened by the Han people in Yunzhong and Daijun were too profitable for the left side of the Xiongnu, and so big that the right side was jealous.It wouldn't be the case if it's just for trade, but the left side always uses some crooked brains to squeeze the right side's right to speak in the Wang Account, and it happens that Da Shanyu trusts and values ​​the left side much more than the right side.

In fact, it is understandable for everyone to be a little biased. After all, the left side has always been the son and younger brother of the Great Chanyu, and they all have the same blood. However, the current partiality has made the right side unbearable. The quality of life has plummeted for several years, and the royal court also prohibited them from looting the Han people.

That is to force them to purchase goods from the left, which simply cuts off their way of life.The right part of the Xiongnu endured and fought, but it didn't work, and now it can be regarded as a giveaway.

The biggest dispute now lies in the trade window. King Zuo Guli came back last year and said that the reason Han was unwilling to open an opening on their right side was because they thought the freight would be expensive.

Hehe, I believe your nonsense!That kid Zuo Gu Li Wang is very bad!

They pay for the shipping fee, so it has nothing to do with Han, and the output in the west of Dahan is no less than that in the east. This is where the Imperial Court of Han is located, and the best things in Dahan are here. They have plundered here several times before, how could they not know? , such a stupid excuse can be seen as nonsense from people on the left.

So they came up with a brilliant idea. They would definitely not dare to offend Wang Zhang, and they would not have the guts to argue directly, but they could put pressure on the Han people and let the Han people go to Wang Ting to say that they would also open a trade port in the west. ah.

It would be even better if the east side can be turned off and only the west side can be opened, hey, hey...so they came this time to blame the left part of the Xiongnu.

This is still a method taught to them by a Han Chinese.

This Han man was snatched away by their big man a few years ago.At first, King Youxian and King Youguli also hesitated, thinking that the Han people were cunning, and whether it was a conspiracy of the Han people, but they couldn't think of any risks after deliberation, and they couldn't think of a better way, so they could only follow suit.

Hundreds of Xiongnu households squinted their eyes at the miscellaneous tribes they sent to attack the city. Their purpose was to attack the city with "untold hardships", and then retreat after being unable to attack for a long time, leaving these miscellaneous beards with their tails broken.

These miscellaneous Hus always thought they were from the left side of the Xiongnu, and they would definitely tell the Han army that they were from the left side. At that time, they could both rob things and blame the left side, which was really flattering.

But there was a little accident in such a perfect plan. The city gate of the Han army was like a piece of paper, and the casualties of Zahu did not exceed [-]% and it was breached.The miscellaneous Hus in front had already cheered and fought to the death with the soldiers guarding the gate. On the contrary, the right party led by him was a little slower and stayed behind.

At this moment, the Xiongnu hundred households were stunned, this... this is very embarrassing... He never thought about what he would do after he really broke through.

"Dabaihu." The deputy who knew all his plans looked at Yuyang City with twinkling eyes, "Since the city is broken, we might as well go in and grab a wave. Then we will retreat cleanly and leave those miscellaneous beards behind. It’s okay there.”

"That's right, Dabaihu!" The young generals behind also encouraged each other, and their voices were full of the emotion of "everyone is here, it's a good thing if you don't grab one."

They ran all the way from the east of the grassland to the west in the wind and snow, and they had to hide from the left of the Huns along the way. In order to succeed in their plan, many of them froze to death on the way.If you really turn back without grabbing anything, you can't explain to your family.

The Xiongnu Baihu gritted his teeth and raised his right hand in an attacking motion.

They are completely unaware that their every move is under the watchful eyes of the superiors.There were several people standing on the arrow towers on the two wings of Yuyang City Gate. They looked down at the situation from a high position, and their hearts thumped when they saw the obvious disconnection of the Xiongnu team.

"Could it be seen?" A soldier frowned. He was anxious because he watched the sacrifices of the two armies at the gate, and seeing that the plan might change, it was even more unpleasant.

If the effect of annihilating the Huns soldiers cannot be achieved, then these sacrifices at the gate will be in vain!

Thinking of the scene of throwing wine to see these people off just now, and looking at the soldiers below who were fighting fearlessly, Brother Bing felt as if his internal organs were being burned by a raging fire, and he was in hot pain.

"Wait a little longer." Dou Wan held the bow in his hand, squinting at the unmoving Hun cavalry in the distance.His eyesight was far better than those around him, and he could clearly see the discussion gestures of those Huns.

Did you see that siege is too easy?Still think this is an ambush?It doesn't matter even if you see that it is an ambush, since you are here, don't even think about leaving.

Just when he was about to give the order to go out of the city to pursue, the Xiongnu team seemed to have reached an agreement, and the cavalry charged forward. These powerful forces that suddenly joined the battle immediately broke through the last line of defense at the gate of the Han army.

The blade slashed, the blood flashed, and the fallen Han army watched the Huns charge in from above them with cold eyes, but a smile appeared on the corner of their lips.

The Han army fought and retreated, and the Huns were so red-eyed that they could rush into the city gate, which meant that they would be greeted by countless treasures, slaves, and of course the most precious grain and salt.

The Han army resisted quite fiercely, but under the suppression of the number of people, they all fell under their blades. It seemed that Yuyang did not have enough troops, and the follow-up Han army could not be replenished. Previously, they could rely on the terrain advantage to resist, and so on. Immediately after the cavalry charge joined, the hole was torn open.

If the siege is too easy, the Huns will definitely be vigilant in normal times.However, it was too difficult to break the wall before, even easier than breaking the city, so they naturally thought that this was because the Han army had swelled because of the solid wall built, and it was too late to deploy troops because of being caught off guard.

Excited to enter the city, the Huns did not see the flat streets and more troops, but saw an empty square with a city gate in front of them.

This... this... what's going on?They suddenly realized that the Han people built two city gates, no wonder they broke the first one so easily, the Han people are really cunning!

Just as the Huns were about to regroup and attack the city again, they suddenly heard the piercing whistle and the sound of arrows. This sound, which was clearly a signal, made them look up involuntarily, and then they saw an extremely terrifying scene—— — There were people standing on the surrounding walls, and those people held crossbows in their hands. After the whistle sounded, the crossbowman released the trigger, and the cold arrows fell like a rainstorm.

"It's an ambush! Ambush!" The Huns who had never thought that someone would turn a city into an ambush circle were shocked, especially the mixed army of Huns in front. If you retreat, you will definitely be killed by personality, and you know the situation is not good right now.Immediately threw himself down cleverly, and covered his body with the corpse of the Han army in front, his movements were not inflexible.

However, his luck was very bad. Just when he was lucky to have escaped a wave of arrows, he encountered repeated tramples on his body.

The current situation can be changed and cannot be retreated. The bloody Xiongnu soldiers who have been aroused know that if they want to retreat at this time, they will definitely not be able to retreat. The only way to survive is to continue to attack the city.They picked up the horse-blocking posts scattered on the ground and rushed towards the city gate.

This move cannot be said to be correct or not because of information asymmetry.

In the eyes of the Huns, the first city gate is so easy to break, and the second one will only be easier. How could they imagine how bad the Han army is?

The second door they are attacking now is impossible to break through, because it is a section of city wall, only disguised as a wooden door.

The condescending Han army looked at these Huns looking foolishly making love to the city wall, and their hearts were quite complicated, especially the soldiers on the arrow tower glanced at Dou Wan who was aiming with a bow.

That's right, it was Dou Wan who came up with such a sinister idea.

When he arrived here, the city tower had basically been built, and the door was opened from the side.After walking back and forth several times, Dou Wan suddenly proposed to build a fake city gate directly in front of a city gate.

If an enemy army who doesn't know the inside information breaks through one city gate in a hurry, and sees another while in a daze, of course they won't think it's a fake, and if the enemy army concentrates on the fake city gate, it can effectively reduce the defenders' pressure. pressure.

Shangfeng felt that it made sense, so this setting of killing people without paying for their lives appeared.But what Dou Wan didn't expect later was that this strategy was particularly effective against the Huns. In the later period, the enemy knew that Yuyang's city gate was fake, but the county prefect was so clever that he built a "city" in other places. Door".

The truth and falsehood made the Huns who came to attack the city confused every time, and finally had to bring craftsmen to attack the city. This is a later story.

Dou Wan didn't notice the gazes of these people, he fixed his eyes on the last few Hun generals who were in the Hun team.

"Not right!"

"Mr. Marquis, what's the matter?"

"They want to retreat." Dou Wan bowed his bow and set an arrow like a full moon, "Let people go out and block them from the outside, these people's reactions are not normal."

After he finished speaking, he let go of his fingers, and the arrow shot out through the air, piercing through the Huns' hundreds of households. His arrow pierced through the crowd like a whistling shooting star and directed towards the enemy.

The Xiongnu Baihu originally stood at the back, out of the range of the crossbow machine. He didn't expect that the Han army hid a carving archer. Although he saw the arrow was dangerous and dodged urgently, he only avoided the vital point.The arrow pierced into the shoulder, and Bai Hu almost fell off his horse because of the stamina.

With a muffled snort, he sat down again, raised his hand and raised the short knife to cut off the external part, without hesitation, "Retreat!"

Before leaving, he looked up at the direction the arrow was coming from, his eyes were venomous.Unexpectedly, seeing this made him turn pale with shock, and he immediately leaned back regardless of his image.

However, this action failed to save his life after all.

Dou Wan fired two arrows in succession.

Just now when Baihu was hit by an arrow, the array that came forward to protect him was torn apart because he was about to retreat, and the arrow penetrated through this gap of the enemy. Baihu the Xiongnu escaped the arrow between the eyebrows but exposed his throat.In the end, only a pair of cold eyes remained in front of his eyes.

Baihu fell off his horse holding the arrow that hit his throat.He covered the wound with one hand, pinched the adjutant's hand with the other, and struggled to spit out a syllable with his torn vocal cords, but his voice was as low as a mosquito.

The adjutant had tears in his eyes, and he squeezed the Xiongnu Baihu's hand, "Understood, Dabaihu! I'll take him away!"

"No!" Baihu squeezed his hand again, uttering that word again.

The adjutant was stunned, "Kill...?"

Baihu pursed his lips, the adjutant looked at the miscellaneous beard in front of him, suddenly, he held down his saber, "I understand."

He winked at his subordinates, and then the Han army was surprised to find that the Huns themselves had started internal strife.The Xiongnu army at the back began to attack the front troops, and Zahu, who was caught off guard after being beheaded and killed dozens of people, was also aroused bloody, "Grandma, bear, these Huns and the Han people are allied!"

The miscellaneous beards were shocked by the news, and then rushed towards the Huns shouting and wowing, and the two sides immediately fought into a ball.

The Huns fought and retreated, and while reaping the lives of Zahu, they wanted to withdraw from the first city gate. This move fell into the eyes of the soldiers above.

"What are they doing?"

"Never mind him, let's just kill him."

The Han army had no interest in what the Huns were up to. While reaping the lives of the Huns with arrow rain, they deployed their men to lurk outside the city, and combined internally and externally to wipe out the Huns.

Then they got this unexpected message-this group of people was attacked by the right part of the Huns disguised as the left part, with the purpose of destroying the relationship between the Han and the Huns.

This is ridiculous!

After receiving the conclusion presented, he had been stationed in Erdaocheng to prevent the Huns from breaking the city, so the governor of Yuyang County, who had never seen the battle in person, expressed his disbelief at all!

Are you kidding me with this answer?The right side of the Xiongnu gathered more than [-] people and went around in a big circle to attack Yandi. Is it to blame the left side?I'm afraid it's not something someone with a head full of water can do.

The county guard didn't believe it at first, but after interrogating four or five people, they all got the same answer. What's subtle is that the answers of the miscellaneous beards were all like-minded people, "This is the left side."

So are these people left or right?

"It doesn't matter, they are all Huns anyway." Jun Cheng put the bamboo scroll with the answer on the table, his lowered eyes were calm, and he looked at the eunuch and said, "What's in it that makes you feel guilty?" The Huns are going to break it up by themselves, as long as we believe that we are the ones attacked by the left, then the headquarters will have to give us an explanation."

"...You're right." The governor of Yuyang County thought for a while before he understood the truth. He immediately studied the ink and spread out the bamboo scroll to start writing the matter.Then, when writing about the war damage, the prefect paused, and he wrote on it with a very cautious attitude, which would definitely be called a beautiful number in the past-710 four people.

They defeated nearly five times the enemy's strength, but only a small number of them died in encounters, and most of them were killed as bait, which made him feel a little uncomfortable.

Juncheng knew that this feeling was uncomfortable, but... "Prefect, this is really helpless."

The prefect of Yuyang naturally knew this, and he just lamented a thing or two, war is like this, if it is necessary and there are good benefits, one day if it is him, he will stand in the position of bait.

So he continued to write, and in the middle of writing, he suddenly paused, pondered for a moment and said: "You said that Mr. Dou Lang from our place...what's the matter?"

The magistrate was a little puzzled, so the prefect said, "I thought he was here to experience life... but I didn't expect this prince and grandson to be very desperate... This is a bit difficult to deal with. You said we are his Is it better to report your name or not?"

Jun Cheng smiled, "The prefect wants to keep that prince and grandson for a while longer?"

"It must be, this kid is a good material for a soldier... But don't tell me, we really can't keep this gentleman," the prefect said with some regret, "The general's family, the queen mother's family."

He couldn't help but clicked his tongue lightly, "It doesn't matter if you have a good family background, you can fight, count, and have a quick mind. Such a person... Your Majesty won't stay with us for too long, let alone this person who seems to have a personal relationship with King Zhongshan It’s not bad either. It is estimated that with this military achievement, it will skyrocket in the future.”

Jun Cheng watched the eunuch write down the killing of hundreds of Huns with one arrow a hundred steps away from Dou Wan, and shook his head secretly in his heart.He actually thought that Mr. Dou Lang would not want to go back, if he just wanted to make military achievements, he didn't need to come to Yuyang County.

He personally felt that this person's picture was not trivial, but he didn't know what His Majesty thought of it.

No one knows what Liu Qi thinks about it, but judging from the final results, he did not call the son of the Dou family to Beijing to meet him.If it is common sense, after the emperor's war, some people who performed very well in a certain battle would be called into Chang'an.

One is to express praise and encouragement, and the other is to get first-hand news from these people.If these people are really good, they can also get the excellent treatment of entering the North and South Camps, or working in front of the emperor.

Don't underestimate this point. In any era, the emperor's close ministers have great advantages. Only by hanging around in front of the emperor often can he remember that you know you and are willing to trust you.

With this first trust and expectation, the follow-up can start.

But this time the emperor did not summon Dou Wan to the capital. Everyone at the border thought that His Majesty had forgotten?

The prefect of Yuyang comforted him while handing out rewards, and said something like [Changan will definitely express a solemn protest and warning to the Xiongnu for the invasion of the Huns, and the big man is the winner of this war, I guess Chang'an still has to think about how to write a letter]. Kind of comfort words, but many soldiers feel that this is a bit angry.

"Marquis, you are still young." Dou Wan's colleagues could only comfort him like this, but he himself didn't care at all, he was oiling his favorite knife with a soft cloth, silent as always.

Seeing him like this, the soldiers beside him thought he was unhappy, so they all surrounded him, and you comforted me word by word, and at the end there were a few who knew him very well and sighed: "It's a pity, if you If you can enter Chang'an next time, you will be able to stay there with your talent, maybe you can ask His Majesty to marry you to your unmarried daughter-in-law?"

Dou Wan was taken aback, his finger was cut by the sharp blade by surprise, he stood up suddenly after a moment of contemplation, sheathed the knife, put on the armor and strode out.

"Jun, Junhou?" The colleague who was comforting him looked confused, this man's hands are still bleeding, why are you in such a hurry?

After a while, they heard a roar coming from the next door, and their furious Shangfeng cursed at the military officer who had just walked out: "You boy, be honest, don't always think about making trouble!"

Then Shangfeng's voice became softer, and the few people who could no longer hear the movement looked at each other, and suddenly someone clapped their hands, "The military marquis wants to invite the battle, so that he can accumulate military achievements and propose marriage to His Majesty, right?"

"What nonsense are you talking about!" A few soldiers beside him laughed and retorted... After refuting, their faces froze. According to the reaction of the military waiter just now, it seems, it seems to be possible.

Reminiscent of what the military marquis said before, the purpose of his joining the army is to marry a wife...

Everyone was shocked.

Be darling, even with the wealth of a military marquis and the accumulation of military merits to ask His Majesty to propose marriage in person, how beautiful is this lady?Wouldn't it be the princess royal?

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Prefect of Yuyang: Build a fake door

Huns: Attack!

Xiongnu: Damn it's fake, don't be fooled!

Prefect of Yuyang: Create a fake door again

Huns: Attack!

Xiongnu: Damn it's fake too, don't be fooled!

Prefect of Yuyang: Create another fake door

Xiongnu: ...you fucking!

Xiongnu: Come on, tie a craftsman back for us!

Prefects of each county: GET