The days when I pretended to be a cat in the Forbidden City[Comprehensive]
Chapter 111 Empire Fission
Duoduo Goose’s return this time can be regarded as a glorious return to its hometown. There are still many people who remember it, and those who don’t remember it will be amazed at the size of this goose, and they will all praise it.
Don't mention how proud Duoduo is amidst the booing of human beings. It took duck steps, insisted not to fly, and twisted and twisted beside Xia Anran, trying to walk back to the palace from Biezhuang.
This distance is not too short, it doesn't matter if it wants to walk by itself, but also wants to pull Xia Anran to walk with him.
The little king thought about the scene where he was surrounded by people, and he refused very firmly with a strong sense of shame.Not only did he refuse to go with the goose, but he directly picked up Duoduo goose and stuffed it into the carriage.
Xia Duoduo naturally refused, how majestic it is to walk back, it has grown so big now, and its fur is so beautiful, let's go back, let's go back!
When she saw the goose spread its wings to block the door and was unwilling to go in, Xia Anran directly folded the soft neck of Duoduo goose slightly forward, then folded the two wings together, and hugged the goose that was caught off guard. Yes, very cruel and ruthless.
Duoduo geese endured it, and finally couldn't hold it back, and uttered an angry goose cry at the little king.Xia Anran's policy in educating children has always been to not be used to bear children, and to beat them when they should. He thought to himself that I could pick up a feather duster for Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, but for you, Xia Duoduo...
Hey, forget it, the baby just came back.Education is the main...education is the main thing.
Xia Anran squeezed his fists, patted Goose on the back comfortingly, and then he hugged Xia Duoduo to his body.Unexpectedly, the angry Duoduo geese stepped down from Xia Anran's body with his small flippers.
Not only did it step down, but it also found the farthest position and sat down, with its back facing the little king, lingering around, "I don't want to talk to you, and I don't want to be friends with you, we are no longer what we used to be." This kind of mysterious aura.
Xia Anran: ...
Xia Anran endured it for a while, and comforted her softly, "Duo Duo, look, this is Bie Zhuang, and not many people know you, so it's better to go back to the palace to see you, because everyone there knows you."
"And look, your neck collar is already old, so it won't look good. Wait until we get a new neck collar, take a shower and dry your hair, and make it look good again!"
Duoduo geese ignored him, but the short tail on the back shook left and right.
——There is a play.
Xia Anran squinted her eyes. Although she was rather proud, she was one of the few birds that would not change their appearance to attract the opposite sex during the breeding season, and it was also one of the few birds that won by character rather than by appearance. Pursing beauty?How can a bird not be narcissistic?
Especially male birds.
After grasping the trick, Xia Anran praised Duoduo Goose, from height and shape all the way to black feet, praised Duoduo Goose for its comfort, and even raised its wings very cooperatively for Xia Anran to praise its hard feathers, Even the little king's neck was no longer angry.
Xia Anran gently tore off the tapestry that said Zhongshan Kingdom, and made sure there was still a certain gap in it before she could rest assured.
This is the collar that Wei Ru made for Duoduo Goose a few years ago.Originally, Duoduo was a sub-adult at the time, and the sub-adult and adult swans were about the same size, but the caring Wei Ru was slightly enlarged, and the elasticity of the silk used was acceptable. I had measured other adult swans before. But I didn't expect President Xia Duoduo to be so strong.
When Xia Anran first saw it, she was really worried that her goose would get stuck.
Xia Anran patted the long bird's neck, and felt that it felt really good in the hand, especially like his feather duster, with a long string of dense thick hairs, and the feeling of passing through the palm of the hand was not to mention comfortable.Duoduo geese obediently put its long neck on the little king's lap, narrowing its small eyes.
The atmosphere in the car was very quiet for a while.
The roads in Zhongshan have basically been processed. Although the wheels are still made of wood, the bearing technology is used between the wheel and the frame of Zhongshan to avoid direct friction between wood, reduce the wear rate, and the shock absorption effect is also linear. rise.
Moreover, a spring is added between the vehicle body and the lower chassis.Of course, limited by today's technology, these springs are only made of wire wound and then heat-treated, which are far less elastic and fatigue-resistant than modern springs, but Xia Anran is already very satisfied with the shock-absorbing performance of the modified cart up.
In fact, the big cars made in Zhongshan are also very popular in the counties.
All the way back home, Xia Anran hugged the huge goose as soon as she got out of the car.Although the goose may be taller than him if the neck is straightened, the gentle posture of the swan when it is not attacking is still very deceptive.
The key is that Duoduo is a bird after all, and the skeleton of birds is lighter than that of beasts, so although it looks fat, Duoduo's goose is like a huge ball of cotton when hugged, and it is still warm.
As a teenager, Xia Anran carried it effortlessly.
Duoduo also likes to be hugged like this. It spread its big wings on the little king's shoulders casually, and its long neck was also attached to the side of the little king's neck.For swans, rubbing each other's necks is a very intimate and friendly gesture.
Seeing that His Highness came back in this posture, the attendants and palace people gathered around one after another. They who had already received the news looked at Xia Duoduo and praised, "Oh, is this Duoduo? This is a big change in three years, much more beautiful. "
"Duo Duo is a man, how can he be described as beautiful, but mighty."
"It's really big, Duoduo is the biggest swan I've ever seen."
Xia Duoduo was praised to be extremely comfortable. He raised his head and looked over one by one, and then chirped a few times in response. The atmosphere at the scene was very harmonious for a while.
Of course, the attendants in the palace would not be so unruly, they all received the little king's order first before receiving this compliment.
The nine and twelve princes of the royal family are good at raising poultry. The old people know this, but the newcomers in the past two years don't know much about it, because Liu Che took his ducks with him when he left, and stayed behind after Duoduo left. There were a few extra waterfowl for some unknown reason.
And these waterfowl... After Changchang came, they all died honorably.There were also many swimming fish who sacrificed together.
When he first arrived in Zhongshan, Changchangmao was locked up in the palace for a period of time.This cat is very ambitious, after several struggles and attempts to attack but was overthrown by Dou Wan, it temporarily compromised, and then began to mischievous.
Xia Anran quickly realized how annoying a grown-up grandson with strong attack power can be.
The other cats fluttered and teased the cat stick, rolled on the ground and kicked cloth mice, this one was chasing ducks, chasing chickens and kicking dogs.
Other cats climb the curtains, and at most they barely climb a cat tree. This one is Jiewa, who howls in the middle of the night because he can't get down.
Other cats will lie on the edge of the stove in winter as a warm mat for the owner's feet, but this one will dig holes in the snow to play ambushes.
The long cat is definitely a cat that is too energetic. The little king's huge palace can't keep it shut, but when it has the right to go out, it likes to stay in the palace every day.
Although Changchang doesn't like water and doesn't like to eat fish, but when he doesn't go out, he likes to hide by the pool, guarding the fish pond and waiting for the birds from the sky.The bird also has a memory. After knowing that there is a bad cat here, it will not come here.
So, the bored long cat began to vent its anger on the fish, and patted each one it saw.
Pity the fishes raised in the palace, who have never been treated so cruelly, they turned their stomachs over.
Since then, the ecology in Little King's Pond has suffered a subversive blow.The attendant in charge of the garden had no choice but to quietly add some swimming fish to it, otherwise His Highness would have a nature to watch it someday, and it would be so boring to find it empty.
So when Duoduo was carried all the way to the small courtyard where he had stayed before, he was immediately surprised.
Here, why is it so bare here?Not only is it bare, there is not even a single bird, and it is autumn again, and the pond is full of lotus flowers, which looks very desolate.
Xia Anran ordered people to fetch fresh reed leaves and wheatgrass leaves for Duoduo to eat, while putting down the goose.As soon as Duoduo stepped on the ground, he looked left and right, and then narrowed his eyes slightly.
Swan's memory is very good. Even if he hasn't come back for more than two years or nearly three years, Duoduo can still remember the situation here.
It always feels that there is something wrong with this place... The layout has generally not changed, but it is full of strange feelings, and it is a very annoying feeling, as if it has been surrounded by someone.
Xia Anran took the food from the servant and handed it to Duoduo Goose.
Duo Duo Goose looked at him silently, and said with his eyes: Is there something you didn't tell me?
Xia Anran looked at the food on the plate in confusion. Seeing that Duo Duo Goose seemed not interested, he thought about it for a while, and then asked people to dig lotus roots in the water.The flowers here are purely ornamental. No one digs the lotus root after it is planted. The attendant picks up a huge lotus root casually. before.
Duoduo looked down at the lotus root exuding a fresh fragrance, and then looked at Xia Anran with more complicated meanings in his eyes.
Seeing that it still refused to eat, Xia Anran was even more puzzled, this time he asked someone to bring the earthworm.
Swans are generally vegetarian, but they will also eat molluscs to supplement protein when they are physically exhausted.Duoduo Goose has just experienced a long-distance flight, and it is normal to eat some protein.
This time Duoduo looked at the third pot of food and finally lowered his head. He took a deep look at the little king, lowered his head and ate a mouthful of earthworms, then turned his head to eat lotus root and reed.
Xia Anran was horrified by the eyes that contained thousands of words.If Duoduo was a human being, he would feel that the look in his eyes meant "what else can I do? Of course I forgive you", and he was particularly aggrieved.
The little king was taken aback by this association. He watched Duodu gulp down several mouthfuls of food, but the earthworm didn't move much. Finally, he arched his neck and pushed a few pots towards Xia Anran.
Xia Anran pushed the basin back and said: "It's okay, you can eat, I will prepare food for your partners when the time comes."
Duoduo glanced at him again, lowered his head and finished the food.
Xia Anran always felt that her own goose had become unpredictable this time.
He looked at the sky and asked his goose, "Do you want to sleep with me at night?"
For some reason, Duoduoge refused this request.The little king was not depressed either, he ordered people to light the lamps in the yard at night.The night vision ability of swans is average, and they see things through the reflection of light just like humans, so if the moonlight or starlight is bright at night, swans can also travel.
But today the clouds are very thick, covering the sky, Xia Anran is afraid that the little ancestor will not see the wrestling.Although lighting the lamps in the garden seemed extravagant, it was really not a big investment for him, as long as there was no fire.
Xia Anran ordered the attendants to pay attention, and confirmed with Duo Duo whether to follow her, and then left in a daze.
Xia Anran knew the reason why Duoduoge didn't leave that night.He slept until midnight, when he heard a sharp growl, and at the same time, there was a penetrating bird call.
Xia Anran suddenly sat up.
Oops, my own goose and manul have met!
Theoretically speaking, mantles will not attack large birds like swans, but at night is the home of cats, maybe this cat just wants to give it a try.Cats are used to pursuing excitement, and when they are bored, they are on the verge of being beaten.Anyway, its body is flexible, and its thick hair can block most attacks, so it is no problem to deal with a mere goose.
But that's in theory.
The little king hurriedly asked people to hold the lamp, and he put on warm clothes and led the people all the way to the courtyard where Duoduo was.From a distance, he heard the sound of wrestling into a ball, Xia Anran hurriedly rushed into the courtyard in two steps, one black and one white had already wrestled together.
Don't mention how proud Duoduo is amidst the booing of human beings. It took duck steps, insisted not to fly, and twisted and twisted beside Xia Anran, trying to walk back to the palace from Biezhuang.
This distance is not too short, it doesn't matter if it wants to walk by itself, but also wants to pull Xia Anran to walk with him.
The little king thought about the scene where he was surrounded by people, and he refused very firmly with a strong sense of shame.Not only did he refuse to go with the goose, but he directly picked up Duoduo goose and stuffed it into the carriage.
Xia Duoduo naturally refused, how majestic it is to walk back, it has grown so big now, and its fur is so beautiful, let's go back, let's go back!
When she saw the goose spread its wings to block the door and was unwilling to go in, Xia Anran directly folded the soft neck of Duoduo goose slightly forward, then folded the two wings together, and hugged the goose that was caught off guard. Yes, very cruel and ruthless.
Duoduo geese endured it, and finally couldn't hold it back, and uttered an angry goose cry at the little king.Xia Anran's policy in educating children has always been to not be used to bear children, and to beat them when they should. He thought to himself that I could pick up a feather duster for Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, but for you, Xia Duoduo...
Hey, forget it, the baby just came back.Education is the main...education is the main thing.
Xia Anran squeezed his fists, patted Goose on the back comfortingly, and then he hugged Xia Duoduo to his body.Unexpectedly, the angry Duoduo geese stepped down from Xia Anran's body with his small flippers.
Not only did it step down, but it also found the farthest position and sat down, with its back facing the little king, lingering around, "I don't want to talk to you, and I don't want to be friends with you, we are no longer what we used to be." This kind of mysterious aura.
Xia Anran: ...
Xia Anran endured it for a while, and comforted her softly, "Duo Duo, look, this is Bie Zhuang, and not many people know you, so it's better to go back to the palace to see you, because everyone there knows you."
"And look, your neck collar is already old, so it won't look good. Wait until we get a new neck collar, take a shower and dry your hair, and make it look good again!"
Duoduo geese ignored him, but the short tail on the back shook left and right.
——There is a play.
Xia Anran squinted her eyes. Although she was rather proud, she was one of the few birds that would not change their appearance to attract the opposite sex during the breeding season, and it was also one of the few birds that won by character rather than by appearance. Pursing beauty?How can a bird not be narcissistic?
Especially male birds.
After grasping the trick, Xia Anran praised Duoduo Goose, from height and shape all the way to black feet, praised Duoduo Goose for its comfort, and even raised its wings very cooperatively for Xia Anran to praise its hard feathers, Even the little king's neck was no longer angry.
Xia Anran gently tore off the tapestry that said Zhongshan Kingdom, and made sure there was still a certain gap in it before she could rest assured.
This is the collar that Wei Ru made for Duoduo Goose a few years ago.Originally, Duoduo was a sub-adult at the time, and the sub-adult and adult swans were about the same size, but the caring Wei Ru was slightly enlarged, and the elasticity of the silk used was acceptable. I had measured other adult swans before. But I didn't expect President Xia Duoduo to be so strong.
When Xia Anran first saw it, she was really worried that her goose would get stuck.
Xia Anran patted the long bird's neck, and felt that it felt really good in the hand, especially like his feather duster, with a long string of dense thick hairs, and the feeling of passing through the palm of the hand was not to mention comfortable.Duoduo geese obediently put its long neck on the little king's lap, narrowing its small eyes.
The atmosphere in the car was very quiet for a while.
The roads in Zhongshan have basically been processed. Although the wheels are still made of wood, the bearing technology is used between the wheel and the frame of Zhongshan to avoid direct friction between wood, reduce the wear rate, and the shock absorption effect is also linear. rise.
Moreover, a spring is added between the vehicle body and the lower chassis.Of course, limited by today's technology, these springs are only made of wire wound and then heat-treated, which are far less elastic and fatigue-resistant than modern springs, but Xia Anran is already very satisfied with the shock-absorbing performance of the modified cart up.
In fact, the big cars made in Zhongshan are also very popular in the counties.
All the way back home, Xia Anran hugged the huge goose as soon as she got out of the car.Although the goose may be taller than him if the neck is straightened, the gentle posture of the swan when it is not attacking is still very deceptive.
The key is that Duoduo is a bird after all, and the skeleton of birds is lighter than that of beasts, so although it looks fat, Duoduo's goose is like a huge ball of cotton when hugged, and it is still warm.
As a teenager, Xia Anran carried it effortlessly.
Duoduo also likes to be hugged like this. It spread its big wings on the little king's shoulders casually, and its long neck was also attached to the side of the little king's neck.For swans, rubbing each other's necks is a very intimate and friendly gesture.
Seeing that His Highness came back in this posture, the attendants and palace people gathered around one after another. They who had already received the news looked at Xia Duoduo and praised, "Oh, is this Duoduo? This is a big change in three years, much more beautiful. "
"Duo Duo is a man, how can he be described as beautiful, but mighty."
"It's really big, Duoduo is the biggest swan I've ever seen."
Xia Duoduo was praised to be extremely comfortable. He raised his head and looked over one by one, and then chirped a few times in response. The atmosphere at the scene was very harmonious for a while.
Of course, the attendants in the palace would not be so unruly, they all received the little king's order first before receiving this compliment.
The nine and twelve princes of the royal family are good at raising poultry. The old people know this, but the newcomers in the past two years don't know much about it, because Liu Che took his ducks with him when he left, and stayed behind after Duoduo left. There were a few extra waterfowl for some unknown reason.
And these waterfowl... After Changchang came, they all died honorably.There were also many swimming fish who sacrificed together.
When he first arrived in Zhongshan, Changchangmao was locked up in the palace for a period of time.This cat is very ambitious, after several struggles and attempts to attack but was overthrown by Dou Wan, it temporarily compromised, and then began to mischievous.
Xia Anran quickly realized how annoying a grown-up grandson with strong attack power can be.
The other cats fluttered and teased the cat stick, rolled on the ground and kicked cloth mice, this one was chasing ducks, chasing chickens and kicking dogs.
Other cats climb the curtains, and at most they barely climb a cat tree. This one is Jiewa, who howls in the middle of the night because he can't get down.
Other cats will lie on the edge of the stove in winter as a warm mat for the owner's feet, but this one will dig holes in the snow to play ambushes.
The long cat is definitely a cat that is too energetic. The little king's huge palace can't keep it shut, but when it has the right to go out, it likes to stay in the palace every day.
Although Changchang doesn't like water and doesn't like to eat fish, but when he doesn't go out, he likes to hide by the pool, guarding the fish pond and waiting for the birds from the sky.The bird also has a memory. After knowing that there is a bad cat here, it will not come here.
So, the bored long cat began to vent its anger on the fish, and patted each one it saw.
Pity the fishes raised in the palace, who have never been treated so cruelly, they turned their stomachs over.
Since then, the ecology in Little King's Pond has suffered a subversive blow.The attendant in charge of the garden had no choice but to quietly add some swimming fish to it, otherwise His Highness would have a nature to watch it someday, and it would be so boring to find it empty.
So when Duoduo was carried all the way to the small courtyard where he had stayed before, he was immediately surprised.
Here, why is it so bare here?Not only is it bare, there is not even a single bird, and it is autumn again, and the pond is full of lotus flowers, which looks very desolate.
Xia Anran ordered people to fetch fresh reed leaves and wheatgrass leaves for Duoduo to eat, while putting down the goose.As soon as Duoduo stepped on the ground, he looked left and right, and then narrowed his eyes slightly.
Swan's memory is very good. Even if he hasn't come back for more than two years or nearly three years, Duoduo can still remember the situation here.
It always feels that there is something wrong with this place... The layout has generally not changed, but it is full of strange feelings, and it is a very annoying feeling, as if it has been surrounded by someone.
Xia Anran took the food from the servant and handed it to Duoduo Goose.
Duo Duo Goose looked at him silently, and said with his eyes: Is there something you didn't tell me?
Xia Anran looked at the food on the plate in confusion. Seeing that Duo Duo Goose seemed not interested, he thought about it for a while, and then asked people to dig lotus roots in the water.The flowers here are purely ornamental. No one digs the lotus root after it is planted. The attendant picks up a huge lotus root casually. before.
Duoduo looked down at the lotus root exuding a fresh fragrance, and then looked at Xia Anran with more complicated meanings in his eyes.
Seeing that it still refused to eat, Xia Anran was even more puzzled, this time he asked someone to bring the earthworm.
Swans are generally vegetarian, but they will also eat molluscs to supplement protein when they are physically exhausted.Duoduo Goose has just experienced a long-distance flight, and it is normal to eat some protein.
This time Duoduo looked at the third pot of food and finally lowered his head. He took a deep look at the little king, lowered his head and ate a mouthful of earthworms, then turned his head to eat lotus root and reed.
Xia Anran was horrified by the eyes that contained thousands of words.If Duoduo was a human being, he would feel that the look in his eyes meant "what else can I do? Of course I forgive you", and he was particularly aggrieved.
The little king was taken aback by this association. He watched Duodu gulp down several mouthfuls of food, but the earthworm didn't move much. Finally, he arched his neck and pushed a few pots towards Xia Anran.
Xia Anran pushed the basin back and said: "It's okay, you can eat, I will prepare food for your partners when the time comes."
Duoduo glanced at him again, lowered his head and finished the food.
Xia Anran always felt that her own goose had become unpredictable this time.
He looked at the sky and asked his goose, "Do you want to sleep with me at night?"
For some reason, Duoduoge refused this request.The little king was not depressed either, he ordered people to light the lamps in the yard at night.The night vision ability of swans is average, and they see things through the reflection of light just like humans, so if the moonlight or starlight is bright at night, swans can also travel.
But today the clouds are very thick, covering the sky, Xia Anran is afraid that the little ancestor will not see the wrestling.Although lighting the lamps in the garden seemed extravagant, it was really not a big investment for him, as long as there was no fire.
Xia Anran ordered the attendants to pay attention, and confirmed with Duo Duo whether to follow her, and then left in a daze.
Xia Anran knew the reason why Duoduoge didn't leave that night.He slept until midnight, when he heard a sharp growl, and at the same time, there was a penetrating bird call.
Xia Anran suddenly sat up.
Oops, my own goose and manul have met!
Theoretically speaking, mantles will not attack large birds like swans, but at night is the home of cats, maybe this cat just wants to give it a try.Cats are used to pursuing excitement, and when they are bored, they are on the verge of being beaten.Anyway, its body is flexible, and its thick hair can block most attacks, so it is no problem to deal with a mere goose.
But that's in theory.
The little king hurriedly asked people to hold the lamp, and he put on warm clothes and led the people all the way to the courtyard where Duoduo was.From a distance, he heard the sound of wrestling into a ball, Xia Anran hurriedly rushed into the courtyard in two steps, one black and one white had already wrestled together.
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