don't move my fish tail

"No. 045, please pick up the packaged meal." The clerk shouted.

"Thank you." Si Han took the light brown bag and turned around to find Song Xingye throwing away the sausage with a disgusted expression on his face. He asked in confusion, "What's wrong? Isn't it delicious?"

"No, it might be too greasy early in the morning." Song Xingye replied, he still had an appetite after smelling the smell, but he couldn't swallow it once he ate it: "Forget it, take the hamburger back to Si Lu to eat, I'd rather have a lighter porridge."

For the sake of body and stomach, and future sex life!

Although sometimes I really want to eat something heavy.

Song Xingye thought, I can bear it.

"Okay." Si Han is worthy of being a veteran cadre with a strong personality. He is very happy that his little mermaid can eat lightly. He smiled secretly and smashed the uneaten hamburger in Song Xingye's hand into a paper bag: "Take it back and give it to me." Xiaolu to eat."

Xiaolu:? ? ?

Are you afraid that you are disrespectful to me?

This time it was Song Xingye who was ashamed, he tossed Sihan up early in the morning to buy junk food, but ended up not eating it?

Although he knew that he would be happier not eating Si Han.

"I'll just drink a happy fat house water." Song Xingye took a drink of that glass...the ice-free, soulless Coke.

Xiao Song's circle of friends: [picture] Coke has no ice, so it's sad to be married.

There are still many people in Song Xingye's circle of friends who don't know that he is married. Seeing this plausible news, there are question marks on their foreheads? ?

There were too many people asking, Song Xingye responded directly and uniformly: Yes, I am married, and I will invite everyone to attend the wedding after a while.

A stone stirred up a thousand waves.

Song Xingye's relatives and friends, mainly relatives, were quite surprised and went to harass Hua Yanyan and his wife one after another. Why is there no news about such a big matter?

Especially Huayanyan's natal family has a lot of opinions.

It's not that Hua Yanyan doesn't want to talk about it, the main reason is that Si Han's status is too special to avoid complications. Her original plan was to send invitations directly when holding a wedding, but nothing happened.

But since Song Xingye had slipped up, she told her relatives directly.

The consequence was that until Song Xingye came back, Hua Yanyan still hadn't finished answering the phone calls, and kept calling one after another, as if calling for free.

"Brothers are back!" Song Xingye got out of the car, flew towards Silu with a paper bag, and stuffed the hamburger he didn't eat into his hand: "Today's hamburger is very delicious, here."

Si Lu: "Thank you, Brother Ye! You have worked hard, Brother Ye!"

Song Xingye patted him on the shoulder: "Eat, I'll take a stroll in the kitchen."

After all, Si Lu still saw Song Xingye drinking porridge, combined with the dynamics of Moments, he sighed, married Song Xingye was deprived of his freedom to eat junk food.

It can be seen that it is better to be single.

Si Han came in, put down his coat, and asked his oily younger brother, "Where are the stars?"

No matter how many times he heard it, Si Lu still felt that this nickname was really stinky, but he didn't dare to show any strangeness in front of his brother. He could only point to the kitchen with the grilled sausage: "Squat down and drink porridge."

Brother, brother, you do not commit crimes.

Song Xingye is a good carnivore, and he can only drink porridge after following you.

Thoughtful, Si Han went to the kitchen to find Song Xingye, and sat on a small stool to drink porridge with him.

"Is the sausage so greasy that it makes you sick?" he asked.

Song Xingye said, "Yes." So he admired Si Lu and Officer Nan very much, are they all iron stomachs?Eat sausage in the morning!

Obviously forgot, I have done this before.

"Will brushing your teeth in the morning make you feel sick?" Si Han asked again.

"That's not true." Song Xingye shook his head.

The little mermaid was asked two questions, but she still didn't realize it. She just complained that the porridge was too vegetarian, and she wanted to ask Aunt Liu for some side dishes.

Si Han: "..."

Should I say this guy is dull or short-sighted?

Or both.

Thinking of that possibility, Si Han's heart was on fire. This feeling is different from falling in love, it is an indescribable joy, after all, it is a small life...

Hua Yanyan and Song Yixing went back after having lunch at Si's house, because relatives and friends wanted to visit for New Year's greetings.

Song Xingye asked: "Mom, when shall I go back?"

This is really a problem.

If the news of Song Xingye's marriage hadn't spread, Hua Yanyan would come back at any time, but it has already spread: "You... come back after the fifth and sixth day of the Lunar New Year. There will be many guests at home these few days."

Song Xingye: "?" Could it be that your family is shameless?

The person involved didn't have the slightest intention to slip up!

But Song Xingye couldn't be blamed for this, he didn't say who he married.

it is good!

Another disadvantage of getting married!

The facts proved that it was Si Han who couldn't see people.

Since the arms of his parents are no longer warm for him, he can only find warmth in Si Han's arms.

The dog man behaved peacefully tonight, he even restrained himself from kissing.

Xiao Song breathed a sigh of relief at his palm, and smelled it himself, but it didn't smell like garlic, so what's going on?

Did Xiao Song's mouth suddenly lose its fragrance?

"Okay, let's go to bed." Si Han didn't know that Song Xingye had so many dramas, he had something hidden in his heart, and wished that the next morning would be the next morning when he opened and closed his eyes.

Although it is possible to ask someone else to buy and deliver the pregnancy test stick, Si Han only thought for a second before deciding to buy it himself.

When Si Han went out, Song Xingye was still sleeping. When Si Han came back, he slowly opened his eyes, hugged the quilt and continued to sleep in bed.

So I didn't notice that the person next to my pillow had gone out for a while and came back again.

Si Han: "Get up and pee."

Song Xingye: "..."

Isn't it warm for the quilt in winter to stay in bed?

"I don't want to..." Before he finished urinating, Song Xingye felt a power brewing in his body, trying to rush out of his body and be released.

Song Xingye groaned and had no choice but to get up.

Si Han took out the pregnancy test stick and followed him, taking advantage of his squinting eyes to drain the water, he took a sample with the test strip.

Only then did Song Xingye open his eyes, and when he saw what Si Han was holding, he was stunned: "Fuck, what the hell is this!!"

"Pregnancy test stick." Si Han didn't hide anything from him, he said directly, and then stared at the test paper. It is said that the test result can be obtained within one minute at the fastest, is it within this one minute?

"Pregnancy test stick?" Song Xingye's mood: "???"

No, when did this guy hide such a high-powered thing!

What's more, it was used by him quietly...

Song Xingye was stunned, he forgot to lift his pants after urinating, he didn't know whether to beat Si Han first or care about the pregnancy test stick first.

Stiff for a moment, he turned his head nervously to look at the dog man holding up the pregnancy test stick: "How is it?"

Si Han: "Don't worry."

Song Xingye: "!!!" You said it as if you were not in a hurry!

Don't worry, you can set me up early in the morning!

"Wait..." Si Han said this to Song Xingye in his own mouth, but in fact he was reluctant to blink his eyes until he saw the two clear bars, and then he smiled happily.

Song Xingye was blinded by his smile, and had a premonition in his heart, could it be...

"How many bars is it to have a baby?" Si Han asked the nervous little mermaid.

"Ask me?" Song Xingye laughed, wishing he could pounce on Sihan and kill Sihan: "It's my first marriage, how would I know!"

You have the guts to buy a pregnancy test stick, and you have the guts to check it out!

Don't know anything, just do things here!

Furious, Song Xingye pulled up his pants and quickly checked with his phone.

"How many bars?" He found out with a rapid heartbeat, and there was a baby with two bars, so he hurriedly asked Si Han, "How many?"

Si Han raised two fingers.

Song Xingye: "Ah!!!"

Two ways! !

It's a baby! ! ! ! !

In the early morning of this day, the whole big house was filled with the sound of Song Xingye's fish calls.

Si Han's parents thought something happened, they came up after a while, knocked on Si Han's door, and asked with a nervous expression, "What's wrong with Xiaoye?"

Seeing that Si Han's expression was not bad, they felt a little relieved.

Si Han didn't have time to explain to his parents, he still had to appease the crazy little mermaid, so fortunately he handed the pregnancy test stick to his parents: "Look slowly, I have to go back to accompany him."

The parents were at a loss, and when they saw what was in their hands, they also went crazy.

Hey?

hey?

Isn't this just a one-time combination?

"His father?" Mrs. Si was a little uncertain, looking at her husband who had better eyesight than her own.

Mr. Si nodded: "It's true, Ono has a baby."

This is a great thing.

The couple looked at each other, too excited to speak.

When Si Lu knew about this, the small group also knew about it, and the screen was filled with exclamation points in an instant.

[! ! ! ! ! ]

[! ! ! ! ! ]

[! ! ! ! ! ]

Song Xingye has a baby! !

I was the first to get married in a few miles, and the first to have a baby. Everything went so smoothly and beautifully!

knock! ! !

In an instant, I also want to get someone to marry and have children, okay?

Qin Shaofan: [I'm sorry, I seriously slowed down the organization! "

Obviously he and Si Lu were the first to fall in love, but in the blink of an eye, Song Xingye had a baby.

But the situation between him and Si Lu is still unclear.

Qin Shaofan: I am five!

Song Xingye was not mentally prepared for having a baby at all. He told him that the baby was coming. To be honest, he was happy for a while, and then he was overwhelmed with annoyance!

"Ahhh!!" Song Xingye hugged his head and spoke with difficulty: "I'm an idiot, a big idiot, really!"

If I knew I had a cold last time, I would have checked it!

Si Han seemed to know what he was thinking, bent down and picked him up from the ground, soothingly said: "It's okay, the current medicines are very conservative, they have been improved a long time ago, so it won't have any effect."

"But I also drank red wine." Song Xingye scratched his face.

"You can drink a little red wine when you're pregnant, but you can't overdo it." Si Han said, kissing the little mermaid's panic-stricken face: "As long as you can drink a little, if you're not drunk, it's the right amount."

"Is that so?" Song Xingye came back to life upon hearing this.

"Yeah." Si Han was also extremely excited at the moment, but in order to appease Song Xingye, he tried his best to look calm.

Then the question came, Song Xingye looked at him: "Why are you so calm? Are you sure this is your first time becoming a father?"

Si Han: "..."

It's hard being someone else's husband.

-

The masses of the people will have a holiday, but the public servants of the people will never have a holiday.

A case that has been of great concern recently has finally come to an end.

It was only then that Nan Yi discovered that Song Xingye's partner was involved in this case.

According to colleagues, this Mr. Si has been very active in paying attention to such incidents precisely because he has experienced such incidents.

It has been admirable to make silent contributions to the mermaid all the time.

So Nan Yi didn't hold back, and told Si Han what he could say.

"Probably the court will be held soon, and you should also receive news."

"Probably so."

Now that Si Han mentions these things, he won't be so deeply involved in them, and his heart has been healed.

The little mermaid was pregnant, after much deliberation, he told Nan Yi.

"That's great, congratulations." Nan Yi was very happy, and turned around to share with Chen Jian: "Haha, Song Xingye, do you remember? He has a baby!"

Chen Jian stared at him blankly, forgetting to flick his tail.

A terrestrial mermaid and a human baby?

The purple eyes blinked, and the lips pursed unnaturally: "..."

Nan Yi didn't notice the jealousy of the deep-sea mermaid. He was happy for his friend, so he immediately went to chat with Song Xingye.

Chen Jian couldn't type and couldn't speak human language, Nan Yi asked him, "Do you have anything to say to Song Xingye?"

This feeling is really strange. At the beginning, it was obviously difficult for him to communicate with Chen Jian, so he asked Song Xingye to be an interpreter.

"No." Chen Jian said coldly, "Mermaids don't have mermaid friends, and they won't bother each other, nor will they get close to pregnant mermaids."

Pregnant merfolk are very aggressive.

Nan Yi was surprised: "Is that so? Well then, let me say congratulations for you."

After all, he is also a friend who has saved his life, so this is human beings.

Empathy.

Chen Jian held Nan Yi with open arms, and rubbed his chin against the other's hair. Yes, human beings have an incomprehensible love for the same kind and other creatures.

It's a kind of silly and cute creature.

Anyway... Mermaids like humans.

Even if humans are stupid in their eyes, if they are left alone in the wild, even survival will be a problem.

The deep-sea mermaid is different, it can tear apart a beast with bare hands.

Officer Nan: "??" Farewell!

On the sixth day of the Lunar New Year, he was on night shift with his colleagues, while everyone else went on patrol with his colleagues, only Chen Jian was with him.

But to be honest, after seeing Chen Jian's fighting power, Nan Yi took him on patrol with a sense of security.

"Hello?" But recently, this guy feels something is wrong. Nan Yi walked with him on the street in the early morning, chatting with ultrasound: "Why do you always put on a bad face recently?"

Chen Jian was a little dazed, he didn't make a bad face, he was just jealous that other people's partners were pregnant, and he and his partner hadn't had sex yet: "~~"

"No?" Nan Yi held his hand and said softly, "Tell me something, we are good friends."

Holding hands and walking for half a street, Chen Jian suddenly said with ultrasound: "It's not a friend, it's a partner."

Where there is contrast, there is harm, Chen Jian thinks.

Nan Yi: "?"

The author has something to say: A certain purple is out of shape with jealousy: we are partners,~~