don't move my fish tail

The warm sun shone on the calm dark blue sea, making humans and mermaids drowsy.

"Okay." Nan Yi helped Chen Jian comb his seaweed-like hair with his fingers, then yawned, leaned against the reef and said, "I'll take a nap."

"~"

The human being who closed his eyes quickly opened his eyes again and worried: "You can sleep here with peace of mind, there won't be any aggressive marine life attacking us, right?"

Aggressive sea creatures?

Chen Jian narrowed his eyes and thought for a while: "You mean mermaid?"

Nan Yi was stunned, uh.

Are there many mermaids in the sea?

"Um... I mean sharks and the like." He didn't think about mermaids, after all, humans recognize that primitive mermaids have become extinct.

Now it seems that there should be a lot of mermaids on the bottom of the sea?

"Why are you afraid of sharks?" Chen Jian put his hand on Nan Yi's calf. After swimming for a long time, Nan Yi was barefoot. Human feet are a little different from mermaids: "They dare not approach."

"..."

Well, that’s right, the male deep-sea mermaid is the most dangerous existence in the ocean, so he can sleep peacefully this afternoon.

"Then, I'm going to sleep, good afternoon." Nan Yi leaned back to sleep sleepily, as if he could no longer feel the cold weather.

Yes, after swallowing Lingzhu, the body has the function of regulating body temperature.

Physical fitness is countless times better than human beings.

"Good afternoon." Chen Jian stared closely at the sleeping humans, with no expression on his face, only a trace of warmth and brightness in his eyes.

Nan Yi already knew about Chen Jian's facial paralysis.

The reason cannot be studied.

It should be because the mermaid walks alone in the ocean and does not need to communicate with others, so there is no need to make expressions, right?

Not sure.

At this moment, Police Officer Nan had a dream in which he disappeared from the land and everyone was looking for him.

Having such a dream is probably because he has been thinking about it subconsciously.

As the saying goes, there are thoughts in the day and dreams in the night.

After waking up, the sun was still very warm, and it should have only been about two hours.

Chen Jian slept at his feet, her purple tail was soaking in the water, and she occasionally moved her tail fin.

Obviously not a deep sleep.

The strong upper body is lying on the reef, and the long black hair has been dried. At first glance, it looks like the one in the film and television drama, very beautiful and charming.

However, this is just the appearance of the deep-sea mermaids. They are actually quite cruel by nature, no matter to their own race or to other races.

There is only one way to get the deep-sea mermaids to give unconditionally, and that is to be their partner.

"..." Nan Yi shivered, but didn't think about it.

He won't stay in the sea for long, he will return to land sooner or later.

Soon, Chen Jian also woke up. As soon as he woke up and faced Nan Yi's face, his unfocused eyes were dazed, and he rubbed his face against Nan Yi's calf.

Nan Yi froze instantly: "..."

Unable to convince himself that it was a small animal rubbing against him.

After all, Chen Jian is quite big...

"Are you awake?" Nan Yi thought for a while, but chose to cut to the chase: "We've been out for a long time, when will you send me back?"

Chen Jian didn't seem surprised that Nan Yi wanted to go back to land: "Do you want land?"

He learned a word on land called the adaptation period. Nan Yi is still in the adaptation period, so it would be nice to come here a few more times in the future.

"Yeah." Nan Yi coughed: "Although the sea is beautiful and the food is delicious, I'm still a human being and I can't stay here for a long time."

"Then go to the south and eat a delicious sweet shrimp there before leaving." Chen Jian did not refuse, but invited Nan Yi to stay for a while: "They said that the shrimp there is very fat now."

"They...?" Nan Yi was surprised, did he mean other mermaids?

"Yeah." Chen Jian was also surprised: "Can't you hear me?"

Nan Yi was at a loss: "I, what should I hear?"

Chen Jian was silent, as if thinking.

After a long time, a sentence popped up: "You have closed yourself." In human terms, it is to close the world channel.

Nan Yi: "..." God damn world channel

But really?

So amazing?

So Nan Yi returned to the sea, trying to slowly open his senses and feel everything around him.

Many marine organisms communicate with ultrasonic waves.

There is a little difference in the ultrasound between each race.

According to Chen Jian, everyone has their own ethnic dialect, and at the same time, they also have the unified language of the ocean.

"..." It's amazing.

The human beings who were concentrating and calm finally heard some whispers.

And also heard Chen Jian's name appeared on the scene!

"Chen Jian slept with his partner in the Sea of ​​Okhotsk."

Nan Yi: "!!"

Don't talk nonsense, when did I become Chen Jian's partner!

"Is there anything delicious in the Sea of ​​Okhotsk?"

"He should bring his partner home, oh, is it because he is afraid that other mermaids will rob his wife."

"I think it's because he's afraid that the female mermaid will attack his daughter-in-law."

"Poor Chen Jian, he didn't find a partner until he was 30."

"The Sea of ​​Okhotsk is too close to the land, forget it, I still don't want to join in the fun."

Just a few words... the amount of information is amazing!

Police officer Nan's expression changed, it's too bad, he just heard this now, has Chen Jian already heard a lot?

Didn't Chen Jian clarify that they are not in that relationship?

"Chen Jian, did they misunderstand?" Nan Yi asked speechlessly.

"Huh?" Chen Jian was only focused on swimming forward with him, not paying attention to what the 'World Channel' was talking about.

Nan Yi was embarrassed: "Can I talk to them?"

Chen Jian: "Yes, spread your ultrasonic waves consciously instead of just targeting me."

At first, Nan Yi didn't know that the ultrasonic wave could communicate with all the intelligent creatures in the sea, so of course he only subconsciously aimed at Chen Jian.

"Hello, hello? Hello everyone?" Nan Yi practiced repeatedly. Before he succeeded, there was always the chattering sound of sea creatures in his ears.

They talked about everything, the weather, the food, what they were doing and so on.

Coordinates come from all over the world.

This is a bit different from the ocean life Nan Yi imagined...it's too human.

Overseas calls are free, and the group chats are random.

"I'm stuck on a glacier, Duck, can someone come and save me?"

"Where's the glacier?"

"East Siberian Sea."

"I'm not on my way."

"Anyone drop by and save him."

"Who was so stupid to get stuck on a glacier?"

Everyone is discussing how to save this buddy.

Nan Yi suddenly joined the chat: "Hi?"

The noisy sea creatures just now quieted down instantly.

An unfamiliar voice.

No one has ever heard of it.

"Who is this? A new intelligent creature?"

Dare they know everything about the intelligent creatures in the seabed...

"Could it be Chen Jian's partner, Sky Duck, Chen Jian's partner talking to us?"

"Chen Jian, is that your partner?"

A group of gossiping underwater creatures...

"I'm not Chen Jian's partner, we're just friends." Nan Yi coughed lightly.

They fell silent again.

A voice murmured: "Chen Jian's partner seems a little unintelligent."

"..." Nan Yi went crazy, and said to me, the client, is it really okay!

What does it mean to be a little unintelligent?

"Chen Jian is very smart."

"Yes."

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, only Nan Yi was at a loss, and Chen Jian was smart, and your reaction is really a bit strange.

"Forget it." Police officer Nan, who was despised, slowly withdrew from the World Channel.

It took Chen Jian some time to bring Nan Yi to the southern Pacific Ocean, where he ate plump sweet shrimp.

Police officer Nan, who was eating sweet shrimp, never dreamed that one day he would cross half the ocean to eat one thing.

Extravagant, too extravagant.

Obviously, Chen Jian didn't make this proposal just to delay time. After feeding Nan Yi a meal of sweet shrimp, he took Nan Yi to swim to the land without hesitation.

Of course it took a lot of time.

Before going ashore, they also searched for some shellfish. Nan Yi was in charge of carrying the rations, and Chen Jian was in charge of swimming.

Soon to be going ashore, Nan Yi had a sudden whim, turned on the world channel, and used ultrasonic waves to notify everyone: "Chen Jian and I are going ashore, goodbye."

Going to the Sea of ​​Okhotsk to watch the lively gossip marine life: "..."

On land, when Song Xingye was immersed in his review, his phone vibrated suddenly. He was very dissatisfied that some grandson would disturb him at this time.

Didn't you say that you are reviewing?

Turning on the phone, it was Nan Yi's message: "Song Xingye, I'm back."

Song Xingye was in a trance for a while, which meant that this guy was really dragged into the sea by Chen Jian, fuck it.

"How's the scenery in the sea?"

Nan Yi: "Haha, the seafood is very good."

"Fuck..." Song Xingye couldn't help admiring Officer Nan's psychological quality, he clicked his tongue twice: "You are worthy of being a policeman."

But it's good to be back.

Hey, how could Chen Jian let Nan Yi come back: "Is he back too?"

Nan Yi: "Well, I've been absent from work for a few days, and I have to report to the bureau tomorrow. It's time for you to take the exam, right?"

Song Xingye: "Well, during exam week, I'll drink with you again during the winter vacation. I'll work hard first."

Nan Yi: "Come on."

Song Xingye put down his phone and devoted himself to his studies, but he stopped impatiently after a while. Si Han had been out for a while, but he still hasn't come back.

After Song Xingye combined with Si Han, not only did Song Xingye's dependence on Si Han not decrease, but it became more and more serious.

With Si Han not around, he couldn't even read the book.

"When will you come back?"

Si Han had to go out today as a last resort, and planned to come back within four hours.

He was still at the venue when the message was received.

This was a serious occasion, no one was distracted, only he took out his phone and quietly texted Song Xingye: "Hurry up, wait a little longer."

Song Xingye thought, if I wait any longer, I will die.

What kind of hot chicken instinct is this, scratching your heart and thinking about each other.

I really want to hug each other.

Even better with a kiss.

"Are you going to eat out today, Brother Han?"

Yes, there is a dinner, but Si Han can skip it: "I'll be back when it's over, you eat first."

"I don't have any appetite, I'm so bored now, I don't want to read." Song Xingye actually wanted to say, I'm full of you now, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, hurry back!

Forget it, Si Han is doing business.

"Then stop watching, play games, or eat."

"..." Well, sending messages to Si Han didn't relieve the irritability, so Song Xingye gave up harassing him: "Okay, I'll go to sleep."

Si Han frowned: "Go to bed after lunch."

Song Xingye didn't come back, so he contacted his aunt to teach Song Xingye remotely and eat on time.

At around one o'clock in the afternoon, Si Han returned home with the snowflakes on his face, warmed his face and hands with a hot towel, and then went to the bedside to kiss Song Xingye: "I'm back."

The low voice was very stable and gentle, which made Song Xingye feel distracted, and immediately exposed the truth of the fake sleep.

After all, he really missed Si Han, Song Xingye stopped pretending, he immediately opened his hands, and climbed onto Si Han like a monkey.

He pressed against Sihan's neck, sucked left and right, showing an expression of ascension: "Your smell is so good, it will revive me on the spot in a second."

"Exaggerated." Si Han smiled, and buried his face in the little mermaid's neck, charging each other.

When it comes to smelling good, the little mermaid smells good.

It's fragrant, and it's on your head when you smell it.

"..."

"Brother Han?" Song Xingye hugged for a while, felt an unusual touch, and immediately blushed: "What are you doing?"

After Si Han married him, he often stood up in front of him, and now he didn't take it seriously, and patted the little mermaid's back: "Go to sleep, I'll have lunch."

Song Xingye was taken aback for a moment before he realized that Si Han hadn't had lunch yet when he came back from the wind and snow.

"Oh, then you eat first..." After thinking for a while, he turned over again: "Let me eat with you, I can't sleep anyway."

"Don't worry, you'll catch a cold in a while."

"It's okay, I'm so strong."

"I'll come over to accompany you after eating."

"But I want to be next to you."

The little mermaid acted like a baby, but Si Han couldn't stand it, so he compromised.

Well, newlyweds, after a meal, they ate and went to bed.

"You're sending messages to urge me, and you're eager to eat with me again." Si Han put his arms around him and kissed him: "...So that's what you came up with."

Song Xingye: "?"

Song Xingye hates: It sounds like you don't like it.

"Think of me that much? Then you will never be able to leave me." Si Han stated the facts, his tone was somewhat satisfied, and he sounded very flat.

"I..." Song Xingye originally wanted to say a few words as usual, but how should I put it, he felt that Si Han's character was very serious, and he was not the kind of person who could make jokes, so he changed his style and said, "I couldn't do without you. .”

Si Han's eyes gleamed instantly when he heard this, he hugged him and kissed him several times, his tossing became more and more vigorous.

After such a toss, I was very happy, but Song Xingye also caught a cold gorgeously.

I caught a cold during the exam, it was so difficult.

Si Han was a little annoyed, and a little puzzled. He made every possible preparation to prevent Song Xingye from catching a cold.

Afterwards, I made ginger soup.

Still caught a cold.

In the hospital, there are obviously a lot of people with colds this season.

Si Han and Song Xingye held hands and lined up for registration. Both of them wore masks, and when they needed to talk, they kept their heads together.

"Why do you have to come to the hospital? Can't you just buy some cold medicine at the clinic?"

Song Xingye didn't think it was necessary.

"By the way, do a checkup." Si Han patted his head and said, from someone else's point of view, he hugged Song Xingye tightly.

Half of the coat on his body was wrapped around Song Xingye.

"With all due respect," Song Xingye said, "You'll catch a cold too."

"Yeah." Si Han said, "That way I can kiss you without any scruples."

Song Xingye: "..."

Fuck, he admits that he can't beat Si Han when it comes to love.

But Xiao Song is not a vegetarian either, he put his arms around Si Han's neck and smiled lightly: "I'll wait."

You have no scruples to kiss.

"..." Si Han looked at him with a smile that was not a smile, and raised his eyebrows

Song Xingye: "..." He raised his eyebrows.

With two faces covered by masks, only two pairs of eyes flickered.

In this way, the boring queuing is not so boring.

When it was their turn to register, Song Xingye remembered and asked, "By the way, what inspection are you doing?"

Si Han replied slowly, "Blood test."

"Oh." No, what's the blood test for? Song Xingye looked at the hole: "What's wrong with you?"

What a stupid little mermaid.

"No, I'm fine." Si Han sighed, he didn't feel any sense of accomplishment when being bullied, so he said directly, "I'm giving you a blood test."

"Me?" Song Xingye pointed at himself and clicked his tongue: "It's just a cold..." He got stuck in the middle of speaking, and stared at Si Han in disbelief.

Fuck, this dog...

impossible?

That's not scientific.

"Are you thinking too much?" Mermaids don't get pregnant so quickly, Song Xingye taught, "I'm not telling you, go back and read two more books, don't just think about dating all day long."

shame.