don't move my fish tail

Heart swaying.

Song Xingye combined with his sentence just now, "You don't want me so many people want me", and immediately blurted out: "Then you do."

Isn't it just a matter of saying to be his boyfriend?

Si Han lowered his head and glanced at the ignorant and fearless little mermaid, the veins on his forehead were throbbing: "Do you know what I mean by 'want'?"

"It's just..." Song Xingye closed his mouth, thinking that the answer shouldn't be that simple: "Don't you mean being with me?"

How naive is that?

The president was full of guilt when he heard it.

Realizing the possible answer, Song Xingye frowned handsomely, looked at Sihan's handsome face that he never tired of seeing and said, "You mean you want to marry me?"

"..."

Before Si Han could speak, Song Xingye put his hands on his shoulders amusedly: "Brother Han, do you have common sense? You can't get married until you're in heat."

Both humans and mermaids know this common sense.

Before he finished speaking, a big hand held his wrist, and a pair of terrifying eyes stared directly at him: "First, you can marry before you reach the estrous period, and second, I hope you will... "

"Huh?" Song Xingye felt warm fingertips caressing his wrist.

Si Han seriously warned: "Don't talk about combining two words."

Song Xingye smelled the reassuring aura on him, and instinctively wanted to lean over him: "Why?"

"Have you ever taken a physiology class?" Si Han tilted his head, his long and narrow eyes contained not only the romance of falling in love, but also the spirit of teaching the elders to the younger generation: "The process of combining mermaids and humans is only enjoyed by humans, and you will compare uncomfortable."

Besides, an unmarried mermaid talks about marriage all day long, in his view, as an explicit invitation.

"I've been there, but I've almost forgotten about it." Song Xingye is also a person who has read countless movies, and he boldly discussed with his future boyfriend: "But don't I enjoy watching mermaids in movies?"

Si Han immediately darkened his face: "You still watch that kind of stuff?"

Song Xingye raised his chin, making Si Han dazzled: "Why can't you watch it? Boys my age have seen it... Wait, you haven't seen it, have you?"

Fuck, seeing that Si Han didn't refute, Song Xingye almost knelt down and called him a saint.

"Okay, you are too good." No desire, no desire.

But think about it, Si Han has always been fascinated by the mermaid, and it's normal if he hasn't seen it.

"Forget it, you're a bit stupid." Si Han took a light breath, ready to end this flirtation that was about to turn into popular science about mermaid knowledge.

Song Xingye was annoyed at being scolded: "I'm stupid?"

He squinted his eyes, pulled back the man who wanted to leave, and looked up at him: "Please tell me clearly, how stupid am I?"

Si Han lowered his eyes, raised his hand to hold the hand on his neckline, and lingered in his nostrils was the courtship of the little mermaid who was even more aggressive because of her anger.

"Is that film made by humans or mermaids?" he asked rhetorically.

"Humans." Is there any need to ask, how can mermaids make such films.

"That's right." Si Han snorted, "That kind of film is just the imagination of human men. They don't understand the feelings of mermaids at all, and they will make plots that mermaids enjoy during the marriage process, just to satisfy their evil desires." .”

Hearing this, Song Xingye grabbed Si Han's hand and suddenly relaxed.

"Sorry." The boy, who had watched a lot of movies in the past, suddenly changed his attitude, as if he had realized something.

Si Han: "Just figure it out." He paused for a moment, worried that he was too serious, afraid of patting Song Xingye's head: "But you don't have to worry too much, I will treat you well."

Does this mean that the two are in love with each other?

Song Xingye felt a little helpless about the current situation, leaning against the door and suddenly asked, "Why do mermaids feel uncomfortable?"

Si Han's Incarnation Encyclopedia: "Because of the problem with the body structure."

Well, the flirting has completely turned into popular science about mermaids, and Mr. Si wants to hit someone.

The little mermaid had a new question, raised her hand and asked, "What's the matter with what you said just now that you can marry even if you're not in heat?"

"..." Si Han thought for a while, and then said: "The book I gave you has a description, about the tenth chapter, you can look it up."

Before he finished speaking, Song Xingye had an epiphany: "You actually... unexpectedly..." He blushed and did not continue.

I feel that is scarier than mermaid combination.

"Actually..." Si Han was about to explain to him, this combination is not scary.

But was interrupted by Song Xingye: "Brother Han, I won't accompany you anymore, you concentrate on your work, I'll go first."

The little mermaid rushes out of the door.

Si Han opened his mouth in the back to say something, but the fish slipped too fast, he could only close his mouth depressedly, then pulled his lower lip, unable to smile: "..."

Song Xingye went out and bumped into the three guests who were brought by Yu Broadband head-on. He hurriedly stepped aside and waited for them to pass before leaving.

Mr. Yang is in his early forties and has read countless fish. He smiled when he saw Song Xingye: "Assistant Yu, is this someone from your company? He looks good."

You need to have a face, a figure and a figure, and you can be a good one at first glance.

Yu Kuan's face changed, and he put away his polite smile and said in a deep voice, "Mr. Yang, that's our Si Zong."

The middle-aged businessman, who was still smiling just now, was stunned for a moment, then laughed dryly, and said nothing more.

Song Xingye was far away, so he couldn't hear clearly. He hid back in Si Han's office, the conversation with Si Han echoed in his mind.

Of course he knows what the other way of bonding is... that is, the gay way of surname love.

Commonly known as, go through the back door.

Just thinking about it, Song Xingye started to smoke from the top of his head, and his tail hurt from embarrassment.

Normal boy, who thinks about these things.

Only men who are born gay would think about it, but Si Han actually told him that this is the way to confirm the relationship.

Can't even wait for him to be in heat?

Song Xingye took a sip of water, comforted the frightened little boy, and then consulted someone.

"Brother Fan, after you and Silu, apart from getting married during the estrous period, will you do it in other ways?"

Qin Shaofan: "Where did you come from, a wretched man, you dare to steal my brother's number!"

Song Xingye: "I'll go and tell Si Lu about your secret love for senior sister."

Qin Shaofan: "Brother Ye, please forgive me, who made you so obscene all of a sudden." They had never talked about this kind of topic before.

Song Xingye: "Don't blame me, anyway, you answer my question."

Qin Shaofan: "Seriously? Then I think, it's just that I think, I hope to use hand and mouth, hehe. But it still depends on Xiaolu's meaning."

Song Xingye: "?? That's it?"

Qin Shaofan: "Ah, otherwise?"

Ordinary men do think this way, obviously Si Han is not an ordinary man.

Song Xingye: "Why can't Brother Han listen to the mermaid like you?"

Qin Shaofan thought to himself, because I cook.

"Brother Han, what happened to you?"

Of course, you can't tell your brother about this kind of thing. Song Xingye doesn't want to be chased and laughed at.

Si Han next door was already in a bad mood, but after being rejected by Song Xingye, it became more and more unpleasant to see Mr. Yang and the two uninvited guests.

After talking for a few words, he felt that the words were not speculative, so he told Yu Kuan: "Assistant Yu, ask Manager Ye to come over."

Ye Zhi is like a brick, he can be moved wherever it is needed.

When Ye Zhi came over, Si Han explained a few words and took the opportunity to leave.

Ye Zhi felt uncomfortable, because the president threw him the guests he didn't want to deal with, and then went to meet the little mermaid he liked.

Manager Ye capitalized miserably.

It's one thing to think about Song Xingye, and it's another thing to not want to show the face of Yang. The cold and ruthless President Si returned to the office and looked at the little mermaid who was scared away by him, lying on the sofa with his legs crossed, eating snacks See a movie.

Song Xingye was belatedly aware of Si Han, and hurriedly sat up in embarrassment, afraid of patting the crumbs of snacks on his body and the residue at the corner of his mouth.

Si Han was blinded by the careless little mermaid, but he still thought it was so real and cute, and couldn't get enough of it.

Ever since discussing that issue, Song Xingye felt awkward facing Si Han.

"Brother Han, are we done talking so quickly?" In the end, he was the one who spoke first.

"Well, I'll leave it to Ye Zhi." The boss Si, who was acting as the shopkeeper with his hands off, walked towards the little mermaid, seeing his body stiff and narrowed his eyes: "Am I so scary?"

Song Xingye didn't want to persuade him, but his strength didn't allow it.

He had to admit that Si Han who had such intentions towards him made him very afraid...

"Before, I was talking too much." Si Han sat down beside him, without looking at him, he poured a glass of water.

"That's my cup."

"I know." Si Han picked it up and brought it to his mouth, and took a sip in front of the little mermaid.

……Again.

This guy's every move seems to be inadvertent, but in fact it is intentional, which makes Song Xingye's boy's heart flutter.

Si Han's brows were very gentle, and he said slowly: "You think I'm a very rude person?"

That's not true. In all fairness, Song Xingye felt that Si Han was the most gentlemanly man he had ever met.

But what does that have to do with him not wanting to be done that horrible thing?

It doesn't matter!

Seeing that he didn't speak, Si Han turned his head away, his calm eyes shining brightly, and said slowly: "Song Xingye, you don't like me?"

From Song Xingye's point of view, Si Han was so handsome that he was so fascinated by him that he almost opened his mouth to agree to that excessive request.

Yeah, that's too much, okay?

Whose mermaid has to accept other forms of union before they are in heat?

Song Xingye hadn't heard of it, and was thinking about how to reason with Si Han and dispel his excessive thoughts, when Si Han said: "It seems that I don't like it very much, unlike me, I want to hug you all the time. .”

The love words are hot, and the soul is shaken by a glance.

Song Xingye was not exaggerating, numbness shot from the soles of his feet to the back of his head in an instant, and it was so crisp that it was so close to Tianling Gai.

It's not his fault, it's Si Han's desire to betray him if he wants to.

Swallowing, Xiao Song confessed, "I like you."

Hearing his liking, Si Han was quite satisfied, and leaned over to touch his own lips: "Repay what you owed me just now."

Song Xingye was not a coy master, he directly held Si Han's face and kissed it, full of innocence, but possessed a palpitating magic power.

"Brother Han." Taking advantage of the good atmosphere brought about by this kiss, Song Xingye fell into Si Han's embrace illegally: "I'm not ready yet, can you wait for me a little longer?"

Non-violent non-cooperation does not work, so is cheating?

Si Han hugged the little mermaid who offered to throw himself into his arms, expressionless: "When will it be?"

Song Xingye: "Look at fate."

"..."

This answer obviously annoyed Si Han, he pressed the little mermaid directly and raised his chin to kiss.

It was too late for Song Xingye to regret it, so he could only keep in mind that skin is a kind of courage, and breathing requires oxygen.

But who stipulated that only Si Han can kiss him, in terms of verbal battles, when did Xiao Song ever lose?

Sure enough, not long after, Si Han took the initiative to push him away, with a bad expression on his face.

Song Xingye grinned and hissed, making Si Han nervous.

"It's broken again." Song Xingye tasted the rust and said in a low voice. Seeing that the quasi-boyfriend was distressed, he took the opportunity to negotiate terms: "Brother Han, please do as you please, don't scare me."

Humans and mermaids will marry obediently until the estrus period, why do other people think so much?

"..." Si Han looked coldly and did not say a word.

Song Xingye pursed his lips, and boldly poked his face, poking out his funny dimples, he was overjoyed: "My boyfriend is so handsome."

Si Han's aloof personality couldn't hold back anymore, he grabbed the little mermaid's fingertips, and refused to budge: "I'm not your boyfriend."

Gee.

Song Xingye rolled his eyes, didn't bother to pay attention to him, and continued to lie on the sofa with his mobile phone.

Si Han was busy with work and was about to leave the store in the afternoon. Although he didn't want Song Xingye to follow him, he didn't want to keep Song Xingye in the company, so he took him with him.

The largest specialty store of "Muyu" occupies the entire two floors of a famous shopping mall nearby, and its tail will be broken after walking around.

Song Xingye proposed to buy himself an electric car, and Si Han bought him one at the mall, with four wheels and music.

"I turned off the music, it's too mentally retarded." Song Xingye said with disgust.

"Don't turn it off." Si Han said, "Turn on the music, and I'll know where you are."

So it became Si Han's job, and he drove around in a mentally handicapped car.

Song Xingye was having fun and didn't notice that there was a man with cloudy eyes peeking around the corner.

Song Xingye used his mobile phone to send four consecutive photos of the mentally handicapped car, and drove towards Si Han: "Yo, here I come!"

The front of the car with little power hit the man's long legs, and the people around him were sweating for Song Xingye, but their president raised his foot and pushed the front of the car, not only not angry, but also playing with him...

The employee of "Muyu": "..."

The car's power was too weak, Song Xingye bumped into it for a while, but couldn't handle Si Han's legs, so he turned around and drove elsewhere.

The employees of "Muyu" looked at their president, and there was an expression on their faces that was similar to unfinished.

Before Song Xingye left, he handed over the car to the shopping mall for safekeeping, after all, he would use it next time.

When Si Lu saw the pictures in the group, his heart sank: "I like this little car!! I like it too!!!"

Under Song Xingye's instigation, Si Han brought a small car home.

Si's parents were stunned, but Si Lu was very happy, playing and laughing in the hall.

"This child..." The couple looked at the happy younger son, and then at the eldest son who was as deserted as ever: "Brother, I want to discuss something with you."

Mrs. Si: "This Friday night, I want to have a dance at home, can you make time to attend?"

Si Han has been urged to get married since he was 25 years old, how can he not know what his parents think, so he picked up a napkin and wiped his mouth: "Okay, but I have to bring someone here."

Si Lu happened to be driving by: "Brother, is this Song Xingye?"

Si Han nodded: "It's him."

Si Lu shouted: "I'll let Brother Fan come too! And Jiang Yan! Old Chen!"

Mrs. Si frowned, as if she was a little unhappy and said: "Don't make trouble, Xiaolu, this is not a private party, there will be many ladies and wives."

Si Lu pursed his lips: "Then what's the point of this kind of gathering? I won't participate."

"It's up to you." Mrs. Si said, because the nature of the dance is more like a blind date party, it doesn't matter if the younger son doesn't attend, but it's fine for the eldest son to attend.

Well aware of Si Han's taboo, none of the famous ladies who came to participate were mermaids.

They didn't know that the eldest son was sitting here, but he was thinking about the little mermaid who was going to the class reunion.

I don't know if the other party has remembered his advice, don't drink, and go home early.

I still have to make a phone call later.

"Hah!" On the street after ten o'clock at night, Song Xingye sent the girl into a taxi: "Goodbye!"

The wind in early autumn was a bit bleak and made Song Xingye shiver a little. He took a shortcut and went home.

As he was walking, he felt a series of suspicious footsteps behind him. He stopped and walked, which made people very annoyed.

"..." The dark alley was quiet, Song Xingye hesitated for a moment and continued walking.

At the turning point ahead, he dodged in suddenly, hid there and waited.

When the figure peeked out furtively, Song Xingye pounced on him like a tiger landing, left uppercut, right uppercut!

It didn't take much effort to beat the wretched man who was following him to the ground.

"Tsk, follow me?" Song Xingye was afraid of clapping his hands. While answering the call, he took out his mobile phone and pointed at the wretched man rolling on the ground with his belly in his arms, "Site, south, east, west, north, four streets, find out who is the father!"

Si Han: "..."

Si Han looked at the number he dialed, it was right, it was his cute little mermaid.

The author has something to say: Mr. Si slowly opened the ten layers of filters, I am so cute,

I couldn't wait for the short and exquisite cold jokes today, so please let me know that the comment area will resume on October 10, and you can read them one by one at that time.