[Zhongyingmei] The beating heart

"This is the most exciting mission I've ever carried out in my life." Clint, who was sitting on a regular passenger ship, said seriously to Hal beside him, "First, I dressed up as a lady, With two melons on my chest, wearing a corset that can suffocate me and a skirt that will step on the hem of the skirt if I walk a little faster and be thrown to the ground. Second, I call a big man husband. Third, I The fuck is on a ship going to Tatooine! Not some uninspired place like Manhattan, New York, but Tatooine! Really Tatooine!"

"Also, there is a Twi'lek sitting in front of us." Hal added.

"Yes. A living Twi'lek. We've seen Obi-Wan and Anakin before."

"They're all alive, too."

"We're in heaven, Hal."

"you're right."

Two stupid humans.This is Matthew's assessment of the conversation between Clint and Hal.Well, compared to some humans, Matthew still likes Clint quite a bit.But humans, come on, they're all idiots.When they learn that their entire world and life are created by another group of boring and stupid human beings with the most fundamental purpose of making money, how many people can accept the reality indifferently?

Captain Turing accepted.Because he fell in love with his maker, or maybe because his maker didn't create for the sole purpose of making money and entertainment.But he himself was treated badly enough.However, he still fell in love with the person who made him so miserable.so--

Humans are stupid.

As for Matthew, he is an artificial intelligence, he was originally created by stupid humans.He doesn't give a damn what humans think anyway, he never cared.He can accept any reality because that's how he's programmed to accept whatever it is.But what's the mood?Come on, do you really believe that a computer can accurately simulate the same emotions as humans?

Well, Matthew does.But he is a computer after all, and he suffers in a different way from humans, and the way he collapses is also different.And Matthew's breakdown may come with other huge costs - Matthew knows what he will become, but he doesn't hate that ending yet, so he has nothing to fear - that's why he is so annoying.

"You should really think about your real mission." Matthew reminded him, he said, "Who remembers what we are going to do?"

"Look for the eldest princess of Asgard." Clint obviously remembered, he said, "Doudou is here too, which means that when the accident happened in New York, Asgard was also affected. Maybe the second princess Also there."

"I don't quite understand. The last time I saw Loki, he was still your enemy." Matthew was a little puzzled, "Can you make friends with anyone?"

"It's not us, it's Beal. She can make friends with anyone. She even made friends with a dragon." Clint emphasized, he said, "But Bea is still a bit principled, she knows what Humans aren't worth having friends. She's right almost all the time. So, you know, humans are lazy creatures."

"So you just trust Bi'er's judgment and make friends with everyone she brings?"

"It's almost like that... However, sometimes it can't be fully handed over. You see, after all, there are some people who are still on the SHIELD's list of wanted criminals or dangerous elements." There's Dr. Doom or something, Clint shrugged, and he said, "But if they're willing to help out with the troubles, there's nothing wrong with making peace, right?"

"That's not a problem." Maybe it's a good attitude.Matthew agrees with that, saying, "But maybe you're wondering about Clint...the guy diagonally behind you seems to have a crush on you."

"..." After hearing this, Clint immediately pulled up his top hat, secretly glanced back at the person Matthew was talking about, and then hugged Hal's arm, "Honey, clean him up .”

"Uh..." You are addicted to playing, aren't you?Hal glanced at Clint, who was putting on a good show, and said, "Why don't you tell me what kind of person that 'Asgard' princess is? What's going on with that hammer?"

"Thor," said Clint, back to normal, "don't get me wrong. The Princess of Asgard is the 'character' given to him by that ancient book of fairy tales, like Doctor Strange in a circus The same as the head of the regiment. Thor became the princess, but in the world, he is the prince of Asgard."

"I still don't understand... Asgard? You mean Asgard? Asgard? Norse mythology?"

"Yeah, that's the one. You know that Thor is... a god. Thor." Clint knew that saying it so directly would make people think he was mentally ill, but it couldn't be helped, it was the truth, "just like the legendary Same, he is the prince of Asgard, the strongest warrior. There is a hammer that can summon lightning and is indestructible. At the same time, only Thor can hold that hammer."

"Well...it's not that I haven't seen any 'mythical characters', but, you know you're so blunt that I still..."

"I get it. I didn't believe it until I met Thor. But who knows? We've all met Odin."

Clint understood Hal's mood, he said: "You will know when you see him, you will like him. However, we only got information about his hammer. Is Thor still in Tatooine?" Yes. He's already lost his hammer once. He might need help."

"We're on our way to help him," Hal replied. "I mean, as long as we find Thor's hammer, we won't be far from Thor, right? Anyway, I still can't imagine what Thor looks like. He and Is it like in the legend?"

"Wow... Bea should answer this question for you. She is very good at complimenting us, especially the captain and Thor." Clint began to imitate Beer, "Thor has blond hair, tall, powerful, Strong! Oh my god... And his blue eyes, my God! Oh, and of course the pectoral muscles - what am I talking about! No! No pectoral muscles! Ah no! I mean... Anyway, Hammer is absolutely It’s so handsome that it’s flying~”

"Hahahaha!" Hal laughed, "I give you full marks for this imitation."

"That's the same thing she said about Captain. But I have to admit she's right," Clint said. "People like blondes. Boys and girls."

"I think girls might like other genres too."

"Ha! That's right, just look at Beer. The girls will definitely go crazy for the captain or someone like Thor, but in the end they will still choose the person who is always by their side-but, what is the girl's mind? Get it? Who knows what they'll like the next day."

"That's right. I think colleges should have a single course in psychology for girls."

"Oh my god, I'm afraid no one will graduate from this class. And there's no professor to be found!"

While Clint and Hal were still chatting about some unimportant topic, the spacecraft's radio sounded, indicating that it was about to enter the space jump, and it seemed that Tatooine was coming soon.Clint felt it was coming too, he was almost out of breath.This skirt is much heavier than it looks, I really don't know how the girls can walk on this thing on the boat.

The space jump is just a momentary thing. When the spacecraft enters the jump space, it will enter a relatively safe zone.If the spacecraft itself is not in trouble, generally speaking, the jump space may be the safest area.But of course, the last time the Republic battleship was attacked was another matter, and it was a long-planned attack.

There was no accident in the jump space this time, the spacecraft flew smoothly, and then, just when Clint and Hal were looking forward to seeing the legendary Tatooine from the observation window with their own eyes, the spaceship that left the jump space The alarm sounded instantly, and what came into view was not the lonely planet in the peaceful dark universe, but the separatist robot battleship!

"Bad news or good news, which one do you listen to first?" With a vibration of the spaceship, it began to automatically fly towards the robot battleship, and at this time Matthew's voice also sounded.

"Let's start with the bad ones..."

"Okay. The bad news is that this ship has just been locked by a magnetic lock. We can't run away." Matthew's voice seemed relaxed and calm, "The good news is that you may see the long-awaited It's an idol."

"Tell me it's General Grievous!" Clint suddenly came alive.

"It's General Grievous." Matthew didn't disappoint him.

"Hal, I don't know if I should say 'yeah~~~' or pray that we won't be beheaded by General Grievous." Clint muttered as he watched the approaching battleship, "Say we It's from the Jedi side, right?"

"It should be like this, but Beer and Darth Maul made friends." Hal also fell into deep confusion, "I'm not sure. But Moore... has changed a lot."

"So we are on the side of the Jedi Knights." Clint said with certainty, "You see, we are heroes of justice, so we should belong to the bright side."

"That's right!" Hal also figured it out, "Then we should now... get rid of this battleship, capture General Grievous alive, save Tatooine and this ship, in this case—"

"Obi-Wan will give us a prize."

"Then what are we waiting for?!"

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The next chapter is still Clint and Hal's secret mission.

Xiao Cang popular science:

General Grievous.Separatism during the K-Clone period was also an important villain on the Sith side. He was the commander-in-chief of the separatist robot army. He was very powerful and wretched.

General Grievous abandoned his "flesh body" in pursuit of power. His whole body is basically made up of machines, only his brain and a small part of his internal organs are his own, and the rest are all machines.So he can't use the Force either. (The force comes from the midiplasma in the body of those who are sensitive to the force. No matter how powerful the force user is, if he loses a certain part of the body, the force will be greatly reduced. For example, Anakin, his force is very powerful, he After the rebellion, in order to curb his strength, Obi-Wan used magma to cut off his limbs, which greatly reduced his strength. And Grievous, because he lost almost all his body, so he didn't care whether he was the original Force-sensitive people will definitely not be able to effectively use the Force.) [However, although the Force of the Black Warrior has been greatly reduced, it is still very powerful.

General Grievous is different from Moore, Xiao Cang thinks he represents the real 'evil'.He is the kind of bad guy who is extremely bad, bad to wretched.If it is said that Moore's master Sidious, as the final boss, has wisdom in addition to being bad and wretched, then all the points of Grievous are added to being bad and wretched.

As everyone knows, when Xiao Cang first saw Grievous being chopped down by Obi-Wan and fell into the wind, he suddenly stretched out his redundant robot arm, and landed on the ground with six claws, showing a strange and wretched appearance of climbing the wall like a big spider What was it like to be frightened.That image is so obscene really... Grievous should be given a Nobel Prize or something...

But General Grievous can be handsome sometimes, in fact, he is quite handsome when he is not wretched, just a big robot, with four lightsabers, wearing a cape, etc... But if he is wretched, he is really...

During his active days, General Grievous killed countless outstanding Jedi knights and promising Jedi apprentices. He was a cruel and cunning killer, and even a Jedi master could not take him lightly.He is merciless, scheming, cruel and quick, ruthless, and has the excellent qualities of being an undead villain.But in the end, of course, I still couldn't do the protagonist's halo.

Strength, General Grievous is very strong.Ordinary Jedi knights are not his opponents. Basically, the last one gets one, and the last two gets a pair.But even if you're a Jedi Master, don't take it lightly. General Grievous has what it takes to kill a Jedi Master, because he's really, really sleazy and strong.Obi-Wan fought him several times but failed to defeat him. Obi-Wan is one of the strongest Jedi masters, and he was young during the Clone Wars, so everyone understands.

Ahsoka also fought against General Grievous many times during his apprenticeship, basically there was no suspense about being hanged and beaten.Anakin's words, everyone understands the protagonist's halo.But I don't remember the two of them fighting, mainly Obi-Wan against Grievous.Then Grievous was not killed by melee combat, but was sniped by Obi-Wan from a distance.

That's it, General Grievous is a good villain who does his job anyway.The stories of the heroes thrive because of a good and powerful villain like Grievous.In fact, I think that kind of villain who is both good and evil is not suitable for the final boss or something, but a real villain like Grievous or Sidious is interesting.That kind of brave man goes all the way through, loses troops and loses friends, and pays a heavy price to finally reach the base camp of the devil king. In the end, because the devil king also has his own difficulties, he let the devil king go and completely forget his dead relatives and friends. The ending is simply cheating. No!

It's man, like our lord, throwing the villain into the reactor and turning him into scum.