[Zhongyingmei] The beating heart

Wade never thought the money would come so quickly.But thinking about it carefully, he seems to have never been short of money.But the real question is, who doesn't like more money?

It's great to be a good person, to get so much money.

But that doesn't mean your task will be easy.

Although Victor did find a perfect excuse for Wade, when he boarded the enemy's command ship, he could only rely on himself.And there is another problem here, that is, they don't know why the enemy's communications have been interrupted.The signal could not be sent out, nor could it receive signals from other places, so that Victor probably lost contact with Wade just after he finished his plan.They can only deduce that their own people are making some sort of effort to carry out Clint's plan, and hope that.

Wade wasn't terribly worried.His super healing factor makes him totally unplanned and crazy.I don't know if this is a good thing or a bad thing, but Wade doesn't think that other people can kill him easily.Of course, injuries need to be avoided, after all, the situation is urgent, right?After all, Victor would not give money to failed mercenaries.

What?Won't he give it? !

Of course Wade.He is not stupid.So, you now have a plan right?

That's right!i have a plan!

Wade has a plan.Although plans are not something that people like him like, but in this situation, even Wade will have a plan.The command ship of the Skrulls is no different from other advance warships. The shortage of funds caused by the perennial battle makes their spaceships not look so new.The traces of engineering plastic repairs are very obvious. Wade is very glad that he was not hired by this group of people. They must be the type of employers who can't afford it.

"Human." The commander of the advance team stood on the captain's platform and looked down at Wade, "What do you want to say?"

"One by one, our communications are all cut off. Do you know what's going on?" Wade asked while looking around, "I don't think you did it, did you?"

"We suspect that humans are doing unnecessary resistance." The commander looked at Wade, who had no rules at all, and opened his eyes slightly. "You said you have important information to report?"

"Oh, yes, that's right." Wade said and took a few steps forward, "Can you get closer? This is very important information." He spread his hands in a helpless look .

Well, it seems that this human being can't come up with anything.The commander didn't think much about it, he stepped off his high platform and came to Wade, there was only one step between them: "Okay human, you'd better tell me that information quickly, and stop playing tricks. "

"Of course, I'll tell you right away." Wade deliberately lowered his voice, he approached the commander's green pointed ear, and then whispered, "The information is: you are going to die!" The carotid artery of the Shanskulu commander spurted blood, not so much the blood spurted from the artery as his entire head was detached from his neck!

Because things happened so fast, other people on the bridge didn't have time to react, and some even didn't notice the moment his commander died!I think that's Wade's damn plan.So, what about the plan after Wade? !

Oh... this is easy, kill them all!

Never trust the plans of a cheap-mouthed mercenary.

Wade drew his gun and started shooting. He attacked the armed guards first, and when the bridge officer rushed towards him, he greeted them with a knife. The gunfire and shouting continued for a while, and when the bridge When no one was standing except Wade, he quickly came to the operation terminal and closed the bridge——

"what should I do now?!"

Who are you asking?

"At least I killed the commander of this fleet and all their officers!" Wade summed up the good things he did in his current position, "I can take revenge on Earth! At least part of my revenge!"

It's kind of useful if you can actually control the ship.

"Then why don't you help me find a way!" Wade began to shirk responsibility now.Only then did he realize that he had no idea how to operate a starship.And he couldn't get in touch with Victor because of the unknown communication terminal.Although the protective door of the bridge is the thickest among battleships, it cannot block the burning enemies outside for a long time.

Why don't you try these buttons on the terminal?

"Yes! Why don't I try these buttons on the terminal?!" Wade finally thought of a note. He looked at the various buttons on the alien spaceship, not knowing which one was useful.But Wade knew that among all the buttons, the big red one must be the most important button that must not be pressed until the critical moment.

Wade thought about it for about two seconds. He is not good at doing this. In short, he symbolically pressed a few buttons around him, and then some text and graphics appeared on the screen, which was the language of the Skrulls. , Wade couldn't understand a word, which made him irritable and angry.He is a mercenary, not an engineer, so he doesn't need to think so much!

Wade pressed the big red button without hesitation, and in an instant, the entire bridge—or the entire battleship—was lit up with red lights, and the siren sounded piercingly. Wade still couldn't understand a word of the alien language.But this scenario is common across the universe—it’s definitely not a good thing.

Wade knew that he had to leave here immediately, he ran towards the exit of the bridge, no matter what happened, he must search for a shuttle or a lifeboat first to escape.As soon as he opened the automatic door of the bridge, he saw the Skrull at the door recovering from the alarm and staring at him fiercely. Wade swore he had never seen such an angry alien——

"Damn, what did I do?!"

Who are you asking?

Wade drew out his gun and knife and began to carve out a way to the hangar or where the lifeboat was located among the enemies. The combat effectiveness of this gang of aliens is really uneven, but some of them are still quite difficult to deal with. When De was about to shoot and kill a particularly huge one, his communicator, which had been silent for a long time, finally rang again——

"Deadpool? Deadpool! Can you hear me?!"

"Oh! Victor!! Do you know how much I miss you?! I don't know what I did! I killed the Fleet Commander and all their officers, of course I think I'm going to kill now too Everyone on this boat! And I pushed some buttons! You're not going to pay me more for that, are you? I think so, after all, it doesn't take a lot of skill, my neighbor's dry old granny can do it What's more, it's—"

"Deadpool!!" Victor had to interrupt Wade loudly, "I established a new line to contact you, but I don't know when it will be interrupted again. Anyway, what did you do?!"

"What?! Didn't you hear all I said just now?! You want me to start from the beginning?!" Wade expressed his surprise when he heard this, "You know what! I've only been told to shut up , nobody ever made me start over again! Dude! I think I kind of like you! No, you're a freak!"

"You ejected all the lifeboats of that ship, I thought you had a plan?!" Victor didn't bother to complain, he directly shifted the topic to important matters.

"Plan? Oh! Yes! That's right!" Wade now knew what his plan was.That's right, after executing the plan, he finally knew the content of the plan, "I will eject all the lifeboats first, and then start the self-destruct procedure of the spacecraft! I am such a genius! The only shortcoming is that I myself On this ship!"

"Hey..." Victor sighed unconsciously. God knows why he believed Beer's words and hired such a troublesome guy. God also knows how desperate Nick Fury was to choose to hire such a troublesome guy. The guy came, and God knows why he bothered to save a guy like this, "I don't have a shuttle anymore. You have to go to the hangar to be rescued, and I have to shoot down any aliens that escape successfully. You Do you understand?"

"You mean I have to find a shuttle special enough for you to know it's me?"

"Yes. Or do something to let me know."

"I see, leave it to me, Victor!" Wade was very happy to get in touch with Victor again, after all, Victor always had a 'plan', a reliable plan.That way he doesn't have to think for himself.How convenient that is.

The happy Wade finally came to the cabin. He glanced at the remaining shuttles in the cabin. Several aliens were scrambling to climb up. He shot them from behind and quickly killed them. However, When he was about to board, he realized that this ship was completely the same as the others, and he couldn't tell Victor 'this is me!I am Deadpool! '.So Wade looked around in the hangar, and he found a good thing...

"How did you learn to steer this ship?"

"All the weapons used to kill are similar."

Victor simply answered Coulson's question. He was quickly setting up the battleship and shot down the shuttles flying out of the command ship one by one.At this time, the command ship damaged by Wade had already exploded from the stern, but Wade still disappeared.

All right.If the guy who talked endlessly died, he wouldn't have to pay.

Just thinking about it, Victor suddenly saw a strange thing flying out of the exploding command ship. It didn't look like a shuttle or a fighter jet, but more like a crane, because Its cockpit is not closed at all!And surprisingly—or somewhat unexpectedly—it was Wade in the cockpit!

Victor patted his forehead with his hand.He didn't know how to complain at all, and at this time Wade was driving that thing that wasn't a shuttle that was flying towards Victor after the battleship that exploded behind him and the power of the thing itself.Wade was directly exposed to the absolute zero environment of the universe. He couldn't breathe and was frozen into a lump of ice. ’ Finally, it directly hit the bridge observation window of Victor’s battleship——

"Is he dead?" Coulson was stunned for a long time before saying such a sentence.

"I heard that this mercenary named Deadpool has a very powerful self-healing factor." Victor finally recovered. He tried to suppress his desire to complain and surprise, and said, "If we If rescued, he should be able to recover."

"But...we don't have a shuttle, right?"

"..."

At this time, Victor and Coulson stared at each other silently for about a second, and then they looked away at each other in the next second.Victor said, "He can wait."

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The whole chapter is cheap =w=