papa mammy romance

About 21 years ago, in a country called Japan on Earth, a young man was taken away by a spaceship. The villagers spread rumors, and the gossip was very exciting——

"What the aliens did must be doing human experiments!"

"I heard that the antenna will be buried in the chrysanthemum."

"That guy is really unlucky. He looks like a handsome samurai."

The simple villagers are full of sympathy for Yoshida Shoyang, and are very glad that it is not themselves who are unlucky.

……

He woke up on the spaceship. He smiled and extended his hand to the beautiful girl in front of him amiably. Sure enough, the girl subconsciously took his hand and pulled him up.

"Here is..." He smiled all over his face, and his smile was very gentle. "Who are you……"

"My name is Jiang Hua." Jiang Hua always remembered everything Shenhuang taught him—it is polite to give his name.

"This is Yoshida Shoyang." He was polite and courteous, "Is there anything I can do for you?"

"Please be the father of my child." Jiang Hua felt that he had chosen the right man. The man looked like a scholar, holding a samurai sword, which proved to be a samurai. He would definitely be a good father with both civil and military skills.

"Where is the child?" Songyang didn't see the child.

"Here." She touched her belly with a very maternal expression. "I have lived on a border planet since I was a child. In fact, I am the only one on that planet... If there is any impoliteness, please take care of me in the future." She bowed deeply.

Songyang knew that she must be a person with a story... Well, the term "person" is actually not entirely true.

As a result, wonderful new gossip came out in the village that Songyang got married!His wife is beautiful, and she is pregnant. This news disappointed a group of little girls who were looking forward to Songyang (he has a gentle and reliable face, and he treats people with elegance and gentleness. Many older girls are looking forward to marrying him. ), but also because his wife needed to recuperate, Songyang ended his trip to Japan and wanted to stay in this village for a while... at least until the child was born.

If you give birth to a boy, name him Shenwei;

If a girl is born, she will be named Kagura.

Majestic and majestic, joyful.

☆、A misunderstanding

The child's biological father is now killing monsters on a wild planet in the distant universe.

"He wanted to play with me and drink tea with me. He took me to see other planets in a spaceship. It was he who mentioned the earth to me and said that it was a border planet under development with clear water. , fertile land, rich flora and fauna, and many, many people.

I am now finally on Earth. "She loves Earth.

This is a great place to raise children, she thought.

It seems that it was not so long ago when Kamiko blushed and asked, "Can you be my partner?

A partner refers to a business partner. As long as you and I work together, we will definitely become the strongest alien nemesis.Are you right? "

Before Shenhuang visited this planet regularly, Jiang Hua never thought about the word loneliness. He actually wanted to take her away?

That day, she watched his spaceship leave and thought to herself that it was time to part.

She cannot betray the planet.

However, twelve days after the fixed visit day, he found him exhausted.

"I've said it before, I'm a race that died with this planet.

All this time, I lived alone, and had to live alone. "She was embraced by him, her voice was calm, she couldn't understand this feeling, "But why is there emotion in my heart? "

"I'm sorry, Jiang Hua.

No matter how lively the planet is, no matter how many people are around.

I would feel lonely without you by my side. "

Xinghai Fangzhu recalled, and felt that his expression at that time was so handsome!

Jiang Hua must have been deeply moved, because the owner of Xinghai Fang was also moved

- I don't want you to die alone.

If you stay here, I will stay here.

If you go elsewhere, I will go with you.

So, stay with me until death, Ganghwa!

Please note that he neither said to be my girlfriend nor asked you to marry me. Jiang Hua knew too little about the world, so her understanding was——

This man is so obsessed with his partner.

☆、What went wrong?

For Xinghai Fangzhu Shenhuang, it was an extremely ecstasy night. In the past, he and Jiang Hua were a natural pair, but after this harmonious bed movement, the relationship between them sublimated...it must be like this!

On the bed, she was so beautiful, with her usual braids hanging loose, covering most of her delicate face, Shenhuang confirmed once again: I am the happiest man in the world!

Even though a lot of hair has been pulled out, I still feel so happy!

Afterwards, as usual, she made Shenhuang panic: Could it be... that she performed too poorly?

How can such a thing be considered good?He obviously has a strong physical support, could it be... the movements are too bad?Hey, he fights monsters all day, fights hard, has never been in a relationship, and lacks experience in that area.

Traditionally, men have to play a leading role in this kind of thing. He decided to improve his skills, perfect his abilities, and cultivate to a master level, no, it is a master level, to give Jianghua happiness!

Chunyu’s family’s large branch companies include brothels. According to Fengxian, there is a home in Japan on Earth that has national characteristics, is full of beauties and beauties, and has a good reputation. In the joint-stock system, the general owns half, and Chunyu owns the other half.

Shenhuang went to see it with a heart of learning. As long as he could improve his skills, he was willing to calm down and learn. At that time, girls were popular in doing yoga, so he followed suit—ah, doing yoga is helpful Doing various postures of the body; helps the body to maintain various postures; helps him to complete the beautiful harmony of life, and Jianghua's match will meet a good talent.

However, when he returned from his studies, Jiang Hua looked at him with contempt.

Lu Zhou got married, he was the best man, and Jiang Hua was the bridesmaid, what a great opportunity, he spent a whole day deliberating, thinking that tonight was an opportunity to test his learning results, and use his superb skills and excellent physical strength to take her down.

He messed up what the best man should do. Luzhou was so angry that he wanted to beat him up. Later, he negotiated a condition at the door of the toilet: when Luzhou's wife has a baby, Xinghaifang will mainly be the teacher of the baby. Zhou felt that the master of Xinghai Fang was unreliable in other things, at least his strength was strong!He will definitely be able to educate a disciple who excels in blue.

PS: I never expected that Lu Zhou had no son. Later, he asked his daughter Lu Ao to decide on the master candidate—Lu Zhou investigated Shenhuang’s situation in detail. On the one hand, Shenhuang is still the most powerful force in the universe; on the other hand His son Shenwei was born rebellious and broke his father's arm.Lu Zhou thinks that this kind of teacher has the same pros and cons of teaching, so it's hard to choose.

Everyone drank alcohol during the wedding, and Shenhuang drank so much that he even forgot his original purpose.After waking up dizzily, he found that Jiang Hua had driven the spaceship away.

☆, crux

The master of Xinghaifang moved quietly with his back against the wall, went around one corner, and then another corner, and then... because he couldn't find a dog hole to drill, he had to lie on the top of the wall, looking angrily at the daredevil. A man who poached his corner and snatched his woman.

I'm so angry, my eyes just want to fly out of the knife and stab the other party to death!

Songyang and Jianghua are very husband and wife...the feeling of an old married couple, they are so similar!He figured out the N ways to kill Songyang, and Shenhuang had a strong premonition: Songyang, I will meet you with swords one day!Jie Jie Jie!Then I'm going to cut you up and chop you up and kill you to pieces.

She sewed a baby's little clothes under the light, and Master Xinghai Fang felt like vomiting blood. Could it be that he behaved so badly that night?Could it be that their past relationship was all waste?She ran away and followed someone else?Also quickly pregnant?

With so many choices, he was dumped!A cooked duck can fly away, and a woman who has slept with her can change her heart!

I think I was like a mandarin duck in the past, but looking at participating in business today, the good days will not last long.Thousands of mountains and rivers come to this township, parting from the luan and looking at each other in the sky.Leave me alone, alone, alone.

There is something inexplicable. A wonderful atmosphere is surging among Songyang Jianghua.Shen Huang was stunned to see a word - "The years are quiet and good".

Rub, is that love?Jiang Hua and I have no love, and we swear to grow old together with this earth warrior!

按照星海坊主的脾气，本该冲出去风风火火打架，把松阳揍飞，捍卫自己的爱，可是他却怕了，他怕江华维护那个男人，怕她说她不要他，怕她说再也不想see him.

He traveled across most of the universe to find someone, and when he found him, he didn't even dare to meet him.

It's uncomfortable to be so sneaky and hide!

The moon rises, the moonlight shines, everything is clear, she is as beautiful as a beauty made of moonlight, delicate as a flower, soft as water, the man next to her is really annoying!

He was dumbfounded, jealous, and couldn't stand it.

Looking at the vast night sky, he, a single dog, was in a low mood, hey, he is a miserable man who was abandoned!

A gentle voice suddenly came from beside his head: "Mr. Shenhuang, you have finally come to pick up Jiang Hua."

A deep silence fell over them.

Song Yang lay on the top of the wall, face to face with Master Xinghaifang.

Shenhuang suddenly discovered that this man is very strong, he is so similar to Jiang Hua, so he is so strong, so strong that he feels that if there is a fight, he will be the one who fails and gets killed.

Song Yang had already learned everything from the simple Jiang Hua, and he was waiting for Shen Huang to come: "You have never married her, she doesn't want her child to have a father in the future, but what she needs is not a man who can be a father , she needs you."

Kamaki finally understood where the problem was?

He and Jiang Hua are not married yet!

After thinking about it, it was all Shenhuang's fault!Of course, Songyang also made a mistake, he just wanted to take advantage of the situation and become a cheap father if he was not sure!Jiang Hua is so beautiful, he must have been tempted!

☆, planning to get married

Kamaki is planning a wedding, do you want a Japanese style or a Yotu style?

This is the big day of a lifetime!Although he planned to think more about what to do, hold it grandly, and make his beloved the happiest bride, but Jiang Hua's stomach couldn't afford to wait.

The three media and six employments are all simplified, so hurry up!

This is a remote small village, somewhat xenophobic - Japan has changed so much these years because of the influence of heaven and man. For the older generation, many people feel that the world has become worse (young people have gone to work in the city; There are fewer and fewer newborn children; prices are rising; samurai no longer have samurai spirit; the country owes a lot to alien planets)... Fortunately, Songyang's popularity is very good, and everyone easily accepts Jianghua.

But for Akira, the evaluation is much worse:

It looks a little fierce.

I heard he killed someone.

No smile at all.

Shenhuang is Yetu, the strongest Yetu. Since he can deal with aliens at the level of destroying planets, he naturally has strong ears, and the chats of those aunts and uncles are transmitted to his ears.

Just saying that he is not easy to get along with, he can keep his complaints and dissatisfaction in his heart, but they just want to compare Songyang:

Mr. Yoshida is kind and greets everyone he meets;

Mr. Yoshida knows a lot and writes beautifully;

Mr. Yoshida saw that I sprained my foot and carried me home. He is such a reliable man;

If I were dozens of years younger, I would definitely chase after Songyang, hehehe...

stare~~~!

Kamaki stared at Yoshida Shoyang, you know, even if the target is a monster that stomps the ground with its feet and fists splits the sky, as long as it is stared at by Kamaki, it will be afraid, and then, that fear will spread to him.

He understands his own strength.

However, Songyang is different, like a cold machine without blood or tears.

The villagers must think this metaphor is inappropriate—Mr. Yoshida is always smiling, what a nice guy!

"Songyang, are you my enemy or my friend?" When Shenhuang spoke, he looked over Songyang's head and looked at the sky with a cold expression on his face.

There is no unbreakable marriage in this world, only mistresses who don't work hard enough!

"What do you think?" Songyang asked back.

"Behind you, there is a huge ominous omen..." Shenhuang has experienced too many frontlines of life and death, and he is sure that Songyang's essence is not consistent with what he has shown.

The question is, what exactly is he hiding?Will it hurt Jianghua?

Shenhuang hates other people robbing his prey the most, but he didn't realize until now that what he hates most in his heart is Jiang Hua who is touched by others.

"Shen Huang!" Jiang Hua shouted.

She didn't want Kamiaki to do anything offensive to Matsuyo.

Ah, what a beautiful person, what an intoxicating voice, what an intoxicating smell, the more Shenhuang looked at it, the more he felt that my future wife was number one in the universe!

Jiang Hua held up a hardcover version of "Mencius" (this is a book that Songyang often reads), and if Shenhuang made a mistake, he would throw it at him!

☆, after that

Shenhuang and Jianghua held an earth wedding in a hurry, and this small village was a sensation. It turns out that the beautiful wife is not Mrs. Songyang.

Shenhuang heard others secretly say more than once—Songyang is better.

Mr. Songyang is a tragic male supporting role.

Miss Jiang Hua will regret it one day!Then she would turn around and look for Songyang with the child in her arms and tears...

He made up his mind that after getting married, he would leave the earth as soon as possible and never come back again!

Yoshida Matsuyo presided over the wedding.

He whispered to the bride, we can't be husband and wife, we are friends.

"Thank you," she said.

"Be sure to be happy," he said.

When Shenhuang saw this scene, in his mind, Songyang said affectionately - "Madam, I like you!"

Before leaving the earth, Shenhuang talked to Songyang alone. Anyway, he will not meet in the future. Some things that he couldn't say, but he can say directly: "You are so similar to her, so similar that I feel..."

"I was born of Arutana of Earth;

She was born of Arutana of Wandering. " Songyang finished the sentence for him. "Take good care of your wife. "

She has to rely on the Arutana of Xian to sustain her life, and when she leaves Xian, she is entering death.

She will die of malnutrition.

However, being able to have his own choice is really enviable, Songyang rubbed his head, he wanted to erase everything about her from his memory, so as to prevent another self from making trouble.

Even asking for death is impossible.

On the spaceship, Jiang Hua put his hands together and prayed silently: God... If there is a God, please bless that lonely person...

Shenhuang searched his guts for comforting words, but he really didn't have much talent for languages. Looking at Jiang Hua's state, he started thinking about it just after they separated?

The spaceship speeds up and quickly throws the earth far away.Kamito is invincible in fighting monsters, but he has no ability to deal with rivals in love.

Shenhuang thought a lot about choosing the address of his home, but no matter how much he thought about it, Jiang Hua decided in one sentence: Luoyang!

Luoyang is always cloudy and rainy without sunshine; Luoyang is a place where many ethnic groups and aliens live together; the night rabbit tribe accounts for a high proportion of the population in Luoyang; in addition, this planet was also affected by space wars and is full of ruins , It will remind Jianghua of his hometown, Huan.

Having a baby is a painful thing.

Shenhuang felt so painful, it hurt so badly... His wife gave birth to a baby, but she wanted to pull his hair, his scalp was about to come off his head!

"Congratulations, it's a son." The midwife wrapped the child in swaddling clothes, and said in her heart: She looks so cute, but fortunately she doesn't look like her father.

Earth, in a small village:

Quality and vigor—Songyang slowly wrote down these four characters with a brush.

point, like a falling stone from a peak;

Horizontal, like thousands of miles of clouds;

Vertical, hanging long live withered vines.

He plans to open a private school to teach and educate people. Among these students, there will always be someone... who can grow up enough to kill "Yoshida Shoyang".

In fact, there are a lot of four-character words that can be written: Ma Er Dongfeng, pay and be the same, all-powerful encouragement, the weak eat the strong, learn from each other, one period and one meeting, heart-to-heart, disease-free and disaster-free...

Sakata Gintoki, a newly adopted kid in Songyang, thinks that "strawberry milk" is the best!

"Fight me again!" Yinshi felt strange. In the past, as soon as he made a move, even warriors with swords would run away in fright. Only Songyang was not only not afraid, but could easily defeat him.

"You have to learn to write first."

"What's the use?" Yinshi thought that it was still useful to learn martial arts well. No matter how good the writing and calligraphy were, if he slashed at him, the opponent would be finished.

"Treat the paper as your battlefield, and the pen as your knife." Songyang demonstrated how to hold the pen, "Calligraphy has a history of more than 3000 years, and it is the crystallization of the wisdom and wisdom of the ancients. It is necessary to cultivate your heart and spirit, in case you find it in the future. If you don’t have a job, you can write letters for others.”

After a long, long time, the plaque of "sugar" in Wanshiwu was written by Sakata Gintoki himself.

The author has something to say: I finally let Yinsang appear on the stage!

☆、Songyang textual research

The author came to the textual research again!

According to the original work, the lifespan of "Xu" is about 500 years (ah, this is the time when Monkey King was imprisoned under the Five Elements Mountain).

If you count the Shinsengumi corresponding to the Shinsengumi, that is, 500 years from the end of the Bakumatsu...from 1853 when Japan was forced by the black ships to found the country, it would be——

1353 years.

In the first half of the 14th century, the great general Ashikaga Yoshimitsu (who was born in 1358 and died in 1408) stabilized the Muromachi Shogunate in Kyoto. After the end of this regime, Japan was in chaos for decades. The Tokugawa Shogunate was established. General, go to Tokugawa Xixi, oh, to be precise, Tokugawa Xixi, the great government has been returned.

So, can it be said that Xu was born in the era of the Muromachi shogunate?Oh, is Xu involved in the burning of the Honneng Temple?Have you seen Oda Nobunaga and Tokugawa Ieyasu?

The original work of "Gintama" also said that there are a total of thirteen "virtual", simply do a division: 500/13, which is about 38 years.

Each virtual, about 38 years of existence?

The author couldn't help thinking of a famous song "No. 30 Eighth Summer Solstice"!The author has been unable to continue to verify the year in which Songyang was born, so he quickly made up the lyrics:

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Kill all the crows in the three thousand worlds, and sleep with you until dawn.

Musashino's body is exposed vertically, and the bones are still singing the spirit of Yamato.

Teacher Songyang...

Sing: The door leans halfway to lengthen the light and shadow

Broken and broken tiles mottled the painting

A laughing and cursing farce

Dressed in weather-stained clothes

After beheading, who expects to be reunited in this life

The shadow under the moon whitewashes the memories

Old books reincarnate thoughts

A few sharp knives

three reborn people

As earnest as a father's words, jade pot keeps ice heart

Yin Yin is like a friend, writing the soul of a teacher with a red brush

I watched the neon parting with a cold eye

He also acted in the scene where he successfully rewarded his master

He's already wearing the black raven's suit

He still remembers that dream that has passed through the ages

Quietly swiping down the knife - you know my sword

You dare to speak, dare to act, dare to act like a hero

No complaints, no regrets, no regrets, blood stained and killed thousands of troops

He smiled lightly and whispered softly

you waited too long for this moment

Evangelism, teaching and resolving doubts, repaying retaliation

Meet each other in a hurry and cut off the old business

There are many stalks, the first sentence of the recitation belongs to the governor, and the second sentence of the recitation belongs to Yoshida Shoin.

Neon, in this lyrics, refers to Japan.The meaning is that Xu has been paying attention to the students of Songyang, silently watching them go to different paths.

In the chapter of Farewell to the True Selection, Yinsang broke Xu's mask, revealing Song Yang's face, and the first sentence he said was-you know my sword, as the classical Chinese saying goes, "You know my sword." Goodbye At that time, each other is the biggest enemy!

The author has something to say:

☆, doll pro?

——Why not a son?

Chidori Pirates Old Continental State almost wanted to cry, what about his pirates?Do you give it to your daughter?His daughter, Lutsu, was still a baby, wrapped in a white swaddle, sleeping soundly, her fleshy cheeks looked very attractive, soft and soft when pressed, super comfortable and pleasant... What's the use of being cute?Can Meng lead a group of iron-blooded real men all over the universe to ask for life? !

A man does not cry easily, as a leader, he must find a way to solve the problem!

"haven't seen you for a long time!

God Akira, I heard that your family gave birth to a son! "Luzhou ran into Shenhuang in a certain vegetable market in Luoyang. This was not an accidental encounter, but premeditated, "Look, my family Lu Ao, do you want a baby kiss between the two families?" "

Shenhuang is comparing a green onion in one hand and a green onion in the other: Which one is fresher and tastier?

Originally, Shenhuang had no special affection for scallions, but since Jianghua went to the earth, he regarded scallions as a healthy food and must eat them every day!

It was Songyang who taught her: scallions, scientific name AlliumfistulosumL.var.giganteumMakion, published to promote yang, detoxify and inhibit bacteria, promote milk and stop bleeding, Japan has "scallion soup", "scallion wet compress" and other onion therapies... So Jianghua eats scallions every day , I got used to eating, and Shenhuang could only buy green onions every day.

He didn't dare to comment... the smell of scallions, kissing doesn't feel good...

Seeing Lu Zhou, and then carefully looking at the little baby girl in his arms - white, tender and sweet, Shenhuang felt a surge of grief and indignation - why is my family a son!

Shenhuang is not demanding, he just wants a daughter, like Jianghua!As long as I think of holding Jianghua in my left hand and Jianghua's cute daughter in my right hand, I will be happy, ah, what a winner in life!However, he was born a son!

Kamui!This name was thought up by Songyang, why would his son be named by someone else!Shenhuang was worried secretly - if he hadn't found Jiang Hua, his son would not be his own!The son will be named "Yoshida Kamui"!

Lu Zhou looked at Shenhuang's face with a murderous look (because he thought of his "rival in love" Songyang), and hurriedly said: "Your son's birthday is June [-]st, Children's Day; my daughter's birthday is July [-]th, Qixi Festival. How rare What a match!

Your son Gemini, my daughter Cancer, in "Saint Seiya", these two golden saints have a very good relationship!

Get engaged first, and you don't have to worry about your son not being able to find a partner in the future! "

Wait, those two golden saints are men, right?

Kamiko was a little more sober, he stopped thinking about Matsuyo, and looked at Mutsu again. If this child is a beautiful woman in the future, and has the same interests as his son, it will be good; but what if he is disabled?

Shenhuang thought that if his son's aesthetics resembled his own, he would only love beautiful women. However, whether his son would be lucky enough to marry a Miss Universe (like Jiang Hua) would require talent, luck and hard work!If the aesthetics is like Jiang Hua... Oh my God, you must not find a woman like Songyang who has a completely black heart!If the song turns positive, it must be Daji Diaochan and his ilk, cheating men will not pay for their lives.

Shenhuang put a heavy hand on Luzhou's shoulder: "Tell me, what do you want to do?

I remember only agreeing that if there is a chance, I will take your child as a disciple. "——And when the agreement was made, Luzhou swore that his genetic seeds were strong and mighty, and guaranteed to win a man in one fell swoop, but now he is a girl, and Shenhuang doesn't know how he will be a martial arts teacher for a little girl in the future.

"I think your son can inherit my pirate regiment in the future." Lu Zhou's eyes were piercing and his white teeth gleamed, "Then make my foundation bigger and stronger, so that my daughter will be safe and comfortable."— ——What a kind fatherly heart this is.

"My son wants to be a monster hunter with me!" Kamiki really wanted to teach him a lesson, but if he came home late, his wife would get mad. "Let's keep your daughter as a leftover girl. Our Shenwei will never commit crimes."

"Hey, don't talk like that." Luzhou felt that the son of Xinghai Fangzhu naturally inherited the tyrannical combat power, so he is so suitable for murdering and stealing money as a high-level thug in the crime department, and he can also pass good genes to his grandson... Luzhou thinks that his own pirate group His strength of character is much stronger than Chun Yu's. Compared with Chun Yu, Lu Zhou can evaluate himself as a "righteous thief". "Think about it, how resounding is the title of "One Piece", even more resounding than "Alien Buster". Now the villains are very popular, cute and charming, Mafia, Aizen, Team Rocket..."

Kamito had already paid the bill, carrying a shopping bag of scallions, and ran home with all his might, never being late, otherwise he would be sanctioned by his wife, and he would not even get a kiss that tasted like scallions!

"Brother, can I visit your house?

I want to meet my sister-in-law and my son-in-law! "Lu Zhou ran quickly, if he couldn't get Shenhuang to agree, then the curve will achieve the goal - to test Jiang Hua's ideas.

☆, breastfeeding

"Hello, sister-in-law! You make the son's heaven full and you are among the dragons and phoenixes..." In fact, Lu Zhou didn't see what Shenwei looked like at all, but he was always right to praise people!As soon as he entered the door, he talked with a happy smile.

He was kicked into the air by Shenhuang with an elbow and a kick. He didn't forget to protect his daughter firmly, and his chest and lungs surged... He almost vomited out, and he took a few tens of seconds to breathe and said aggrievedly: "Brother, I You did nothing wrong and said something wrong!"

In Dazzling eyes, Lu Zhou was wrong, very wrong, because Jiang Hua was breastfeeding, how could his wife's beautiful boobs be seen by others, he closed the door: "I will deal with Lu Zhou casually, come back right away, I promise to come back in 3 minutes !"

Lu Zhou, who can only delay Shenhuang for 3 minutes: Ah, just use the time of soaking a bowl of noodles to deal with me.

Shenhuang believes from the bottom of his heart that his wife breastfeeding is like a picture of the Virgin, filled with the tender heart of a young mother, and this scene seems to have its own light. ——If he had Da Vinci's painting skills, he really wanted to draw it down and enjoy it slowly.

Of course, it can only be appreciated by one person, any shameless thing that wants to watch on the sidelines--death to me!

"My wife is breastfeeding...Your Mutsu will be a remaining fighter, and my Kamui will definitely become an upright monster hunter."

"Ah, is your family still breastfeeding?" Lu Zhou's focus was on other directions, "Lu Ao hasn't even drank a sip of breast milk.

Having a baby will affect the body shape, and breastfeeding will affect the breast shape. My wife loves to be beautiful, and I also want my wife to be beautiful, so my family Mutsu drinks Slurm and keeps them healthy. "

A terrifying scene kept playing in Shenhuang's head: Kamui was like a devil, sucking away his wife's energy, and then his wife's chest was as flat as the floor.

"Think about our children's marriage contract. My daughter's dowry is a space pirate group! She must be very popular."

Kamikaze turned a deaf ear and continued to play in his head——Shenwei was like a devil, sucking away his wife's energy, and then his wife's chest was as flat as an airport.

……

Regarding Lu Zhou's desire to have Shenwei as his son-in-law, Shenhuang felt that it was not worth mentioning at all, but regarding the health and perfection of his wife's breasts, that was the top priority!

"Honey, Shenwei has been breastfeeding for half a year, let's wean today!" Shenhuang deliberately brought out the information found in the Internet search and the library. In short, if Shenwei does not stop breastfeeding immediately, he will grow into a violent A man of tendency and femininity!

...Jiang Hua has lived alone in Hu'an for a long time, and he is relatively ignorant of the world's sophistication, but what her husband said is completely contradictory!

She looked at him coldly, until he expressed his true thoughts: If you continue to feed, your breasts may shrink and sag!

"Are you starting to dislike me now?" Jiang Hua picked up what was within reach - a bag of scallions, and breathed it on Shenwei's face. The scallion leaves fell on the top of his head, like a green hat.

The author has something to say: Slurm - the most famous drink in the American animation "Futurama"!

☆, bored with each other

Kamaki's life is as follows:

Born on July 7 (Cancer),

Became a monster hunter at the age of 15,

Became Monster Hunter NO17 at the age of 1,

At the age of 20, I met Jiang Hua in Huan, spent two years pursuing Jiang Hua, and successfully married a wife and had children.

At the age of 22, his son Shenwei was born.

25 years old, son Shenwei is three years old, the little ghost blinked his blue eyes when he got up, waiting for his mother to comb his hair - Jiang Hua only knows one hairstyle: twist braid.

Ahhhhh!Why a kid!If it is a girl, you can wear a bright red cheongsam, and then run over with a cup of tea, and the voice is as sweet as honey: "Daddy, here is a drink!" Then, the father and daughter are very happy. Touch your baby girl's hair, hold your little one in circles, or kiss her rosy cheeks...

The daughter will definitely say what he most wants to hear - "When I grow up, I want to be Dad's new wife, Alu!"

As the boss of the pirate group, Lu Zhou is very busy and cannot go to Luoyang to force a marriage. However, so far, Shenwei is still the first son-in-law in his mind (if there is first, there will be second, third, and fourth, Lu Zhou Never put all your eggs in one basket, there are a dozen candidates for son-in-law).He wanted to help his daughter get the best (future husband), so he came again.

This time, Lu Zhou carefully prepared in advance. Lu Au wore a sky blue elegantly tailored tutu skirt, studded with sparkling colored diamonds. Oh, it was the style that Cinderella wore to the ball. Choose a good one. omen.

"Lu Ao, behave well!" Lu Zhou told his daughter to try to build a good relationship with his future mother-in-law and father-in-law, and have a good blind date with his future husband.He investigated, and found that Shenhuang was only the head of the family in name, and Jianghua had the right to make the decision.

Mutsu patted the puffed skirt angrily, but couldn't press it down no matter how much he patted.She prefers pants, but she always thinks skirts are troublesome, and it's raining here, so she will get muddy when walking, so her father hugs her, but she doesn't like being carried away at all!

"I want a gift!" This is a shrewd little girl who has learned that if she performs well, she should be rewarded.

"Okay, okay, it doesn't matter whether it's a Barbie doll Prada bag or a Hermès tableware, everything is fine." Lu Zhou has plenty of money.

"I want a gun!" Mutsu finally showed a smile after winning the initial victory in the negotiation.

"Toy guns?" Lu Zhou felt that boys only like toy guns, but this is not a big deal.

"I want a real gun!"

"Okay, okay!" Anyway, I won't give you bullets.

Shenhuang's son is actually very handsome, Lu Zhou said in the most sincere tone: "It's the first time I've seen such a beautiful little boy in my life."

Very good!Looking at his appearance, he will be a handsome young man. Lu Zhou originally planned to teach his daughter: Men don't look at their looks, but at their skills!

Of course handsome men are better than ugly men!In the future, Mutsu will be able to take him out.

The result was very unpleasant, Kamui and Mutsu fought, obviously Kamui's force value was higher, and Mutsu's skirt turned into rags, crying and crying all the time.

Lu Zhou wanted to smooth things over, but his daughter refused, so he had to leave disappointed.

Kamito sent them out, and asked Mutsu where to buy the skirt by the way, he thought his wife must be super fairy, super beautiful and charming in it.

Kamui did it on purpose, he didn't like the thoughtful look in his mother's eyes when she looked at Mutsu, as if...she would go to a distant place and never come back.

"Shenwei, do you want a younger sister?" Jiang Hua squatted down and asked Shenwei.

Shenwei's brain suddenly popped up an idea: Is that blue dress my sister today?My mother and that uncle gave birth?

Something too complicated for a three-year-old to understand.

"Mom wants to have another child, so that you and Dad won't be lonely."

Shenwei thought to himself, he is not lonely now, he has a mother... However, he knew that his mother wanted him to give an affirmative answer, so he nodded obediently.

☆, baby

The dinner table.

"I have a baby in my stomach." Jiang Hua announced.

Her always quiet eyes now glow with happiness.

Kamui was so surprised that he dropped his chopsticks!Ah, are you going to have a younger sister soon?Mom has a sister in her stomach?Where did you get in?

Shenhuang walked around the dining table excitedly: "Ah, ask for a safe birth amulet...

What else to do, find a midwife!

And obstetrics and gynecology examination!

By the way, what should I pay attention to in terms of diet..."

Last time, before Shenwei was born, most of the things were handled by Songyang. Now, Shenhuang can finally take full responsibility!

When Shenhuang went out to buy groceries, Shenwei snuggled up to his mother and asked his curious question: "What is a younger sister?"——Can it be used for entertainment?

"It's your family.

Soon, you will have a third family member. "

"Can she hear me?" Shenwei lightly poked his mother's stomach.

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