[Comprehensive] fleeting notebook

In a far, far away place, there lived a group of people named "Mafia"...

"Ahem, Kazama, boss, I'm thirsty, bring me a glass of 100% natural Valencia orange juice."

Sitting on the swing in the kindergarten, Xiaoxin "gives orders" to his friends in a chic manner, using the swing as a throne, looking quite into the show... In fact, you just stared at the high-level class that Kazama-kun brought today. Juice, right, Shinnosuke-kun.

Unsurprisingly, Kazama was almost irritated by Xiaoxin: "This is just a house wine, there is no need to use real props!"

Xiaoxin immediately showed a look of disdain: "Kazama, do you think the collective activities of our Kasukabe Defense Force are children's play? Kazama, you are really naive, alas..."

"Who are you calling childish! Well, I get it, I'll get it for you!" Although Kazama puffed up his cheeks angrily, he actually went to get Xiaoxin his high-grade juice.

Looking at the back of Kazama running errands, Xiaoxin twitched her sexual eyebrows: "Really, Kazama is just too arrogant."

"Look, look, although Free Killer Kazama seems quite dissatisfied with Boss Nohara, he will always unconsciously act according to Boss Nohara's wishes. How about it, the script I arranged is very suitable for them."

Nini, who has fallen into the excellent self-feeling of "I am a genius screenwriter", couldn't help applauding herself.

As for the two "big kids" standing on the side...

Irie couldn't stop covering her face... Although when she first watched "Crayon Shin-chan", she felt that among Xiaoxin's companions, the relationship between Xiaoxin and Kazama was the most special...how should I put it, a little detached buddy Affection?But after seeing the live-action version today...why did she feel a strong ambiguity of ruffian Gong VS Tsundere!

No, no, no, Irie Masaichi, what are you thinking, these are just two five-year-old children, stop your dirty thoughts, don't you want to be moral!But, having said that... can they really be treated as five-year-olds?

On the face of the girl in the river, which was covered with one hand, was the ferocious embodiment of the incomparably entangled mind in her heart. Two villains in her heart were fighting... although it was for something that sounded rather boring and out of morals.

And hands in.In the pocket of his slacks, Bai Lan, who still maintained his usual smile, silently watched the group of little ghosts in front of him... He was really a little confused, what is the education in Japan like?Why do five-year-old children know such things as "Mafia", "Boss" and "Killer", even in Italy, where the Mafia is most concentrated, if they are not local children in Sicily, they will not know these things at such a young age.

How advanced is Japan's education...Ah, has he been infected by Xiaozheng? He can't stop wanting to... complain?

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"Hey, hey, hey, big brother and big sister, you two are not serious." Xiaoxin, who seemed to have entered the "boss" too deeply, raised his eyebrows at the two.

Of course, Boss Shinnosuke was enjoying the high-grade orange juice brought by Kazama, and at the same time was enjoying the back-beating service of Zhengnan who was forced to install the "loyal dog attribute" accompanied by "wide noodles".

Then, Xiaoxin snapped his fingers pretendingly: "Well, I want to find out the enemy's strength... Then send someone to assassinate the enemy's boss first."

"What do you call investigation! This is a direct attack, okay?" Hearing Xiaoxin's remarks, Kazama frowned again.

Xiaoxin turned a deaf ear to it, tapped his two little hands, and made a decision: "Okay, it's decided, my strongest subordinate, dumb, I decide that you will sneak into the enemy's lair and assassinate the enemy's boss first!"

"Are you listening to me?" Kazama-kun expressed his tiredness.

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At this time, Duan who "accepted the order" walked towards Bai Lan and Nini step by step.

For the time being, Irie, who had no role of his own, simply squatted aside, stroked his cheek with one hand, and watched with great interest how Bai Lan planned to accept the tricks of these five-year-old brats.

She has always felt that although Bai Lan looks very easy-going and unscrupulous, he always gives people a feeling of being invisible... Yes, it is because he is too casual, as if no matter what happens, he can Be calm, everything seems to be under control.Although I feel that there have been changes during this period, especially after the practice match with Bingdi more than a month ago, it feels more real and more natural. She looked forward to the unbelievable expression on his usual face... huh?When did she become so wicked?Stop, stop, this dark-bellied attribute is not suitable for her...

I saw the loyal female subordinate Nini standing in front of her own boss, as if defending the boss to the death: "Stop, I won't let you approach our boss!"

Bai Lan looked at the two "confronting" children in front of her with some amusement, but suddenly caught a glimpse...the corners of her eyes froze slightly...

I saw Xiaoxin, who had slipped behind Nini at some point, whispered into Nini's ear, "I'm here, Nini~"

"Wow!" The sudden sound and heat in her ears made Nini tremble with fright, and when she turned around, she saw the instigator turned and fled.

Nini's other personality exploded in an instant, and immediately ran after Xiaoxin: "Xiaoxin, stop!"

I saw Xiaoxin yelling at Dumb while running: "Dai, as the boss, I have already sacrificed my life to lure Nini away, and I will leave it to you!"

"Okay..." Ah Dui responded softly, then raised his head and looked at Bai Lan with his usual indecipherable expression, and said slowly: "I want to beat you..."

Looking at this rather...weird child in front of her, Bai Lan suddenly felt as if she could hold her breath in her throat, and also felt powerless as if she had punched the cotton with her fist... She didn't even know what to come up with. such emotions.

At this time, Irie on the side reminded in a low voice: "Hey, you are playing games with children now, just treat yourself as a child."

Bai Lan gave Ijiang a "relaxed" expression, bent slightly and said with a smile on his face, "Then, Mr. Killer, how are you going to defeat me?"

"Look at me..." Dumb used his "stunt".

Question: When talking about Dumb in "Crayon Shin-chan", which word do you think of first?That's right, that's...

Ever since, in Irie's slightly terrified eyes, I saw Dui throwing his snot, which can be controlled in length at will, and has an extremely unscientific content, towards Bailan!

Fortunately, Bai Lan's reaction speed was quite astute, and she managed to dodge the moment the snot was about to touch her.The reason why he dodges... Even Bai Lan, a veteran of the underworld who has experienced all kinds of fighting methods, is really the first time he has seen someone who can use snot as a weapon!

Then, Duan, who saw that the first wave of offensives failed to work, sucked back the snot quite skillfully, and the control of the snot had obviously reached a level of proficiency.

"Oh, Dumb, it's great!" Xiaoxin, who was avoiding Nini's pursuit, climbed up the tree in two or three strokes, as agile as a cat.

Seeing Xiaoxin's extremely flexible movements, Bai Lan felt for a moment that if he brought this child back to Milufiore to train him, he would definitely become a great person in the future... That kind of agility makes people feel unbelievable , Is it really something a normal five-year-old kid can do...

And as for the little thing in front of him...he is really a bit of a clean freak, no, even if he doesn't have a clean freak, even a normal person wouldn't be able to accept being attacked with snot.

I saw Dumb continued to work hard, and in the sound of "Encore, Encore!" from the friends around him, he blew his snot out of the shape of "Tokyo Tower" like a show, and the snot-shaped Tokyo Tower attacked Bailan again!

Not to mention that the other party is just a child in kindergarten, and the kid is watching from the sidelines, he can't be serious about this brat... So he can only dodge as much as possible, suddenly he really wants to show his wings directly Fly into the air once and for all...

And Dumb, whose snot can't be judged by a normal person, told Bai Lan with the facts... You are so naive to underestimate the kindergarten children.

I saw Duan's snot suddenly derailed, detached from his nose and flew straight into the air.Originally, Bai Lan breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that this brat could finally control this biochemical weapon...but saw that large piece of snot spun around in the air, and then fell straight towards the top of Bai Lan's head!

Although it was unexpected, Bai Lan avoided it vigilantly.

Then, I saw the pile of snot perfectly falling back on Dumb's nose in an incredible arc... It exploded...

"In the air... on a swing..." I just heard Duan say the name of this stunt without haste.

"Wow!" The friends around burst into applause and cheers, while Ah-Dai scratched his head embarrassingly: "It's nothing..."

"Ahhh." Xiaoxin boss cleared his throat to attract the attention of his friends: "It seems that it is really difficult to assassinate the enemy's boss. Okay, let's hold a secret combat meeting now."

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Finally, Bai Lan breathed a sigh of relief and begged Irijiang for comfort, with a greatly wronged expression on her face: "Xiaozheng..."

On the other hand, Irie coughed twice, turned around, and said in a serious voice, "Well, I haven't appeared yet, and according to the script, we haven't met yet."

Her body trembled slightly... In fact, she couldn't hold back her laughter anymore!Those scenes just now were too funny, but it would be too unkind to just laugh in front of Bai Lan, so she kindly turned around... No, I still want to laugh!

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