[HP] Tsundere from afar

The weather in the UK is always mostly non-sunny. Looking out at the gloomy sky outside through the dark interior, the rain that is not clear at all drips along the leaks in the house and onto the already creaking floor.

The children of Lavale Lane are famous for their bad habits of fishing in troubled waters and pickpocketing in London, but even the police can’t bear to let their shiny black leather shoes step into Lavale Alley, which seems to have an unknown smell, so orphans are usually very safe in Lavale Alley, after all, around the alley Residents often dump their own rubbish at the entrance of Labao Alley, which can be tolerated in winter, but once it comes to summer, the rancid smell in the alley is like a symbol of an alternative that makes residents spurn.

I live in a house that seems to be collapsing after the corner of the first path in Labo Lane. Next to me are the little leader of the children in Laba Alley, Gary, and his good friends, and the door is still leaning crookedly. A group of bedridden children in various poses and with different expressions.

Well, that's right.We are all children.

I bet my face got the floor dust again, but in very poor circumstances I've put up with dust that would make any young lady in a suit or tie on the streets of London retch for about five years.

When I woke up, I was on top of the pile of rubbish at the entrance of Ladao Lane. Gary and the others had just finished pickpocketing, and they were galloping in the rubbish dump at a very high speed, like a group of wild horses rushing out of the fence, galloping wildly in the field of rubbish.

In that snowy winter, his life was almost at Gary's feet.

Then he made me very moved to stop the pair of shoes that had already taken off the soles, and then he dumped them in the garbage due to inertia. Those gray eyes were still staring in my direction, full of surprise and astonishment. .

I almost got smoked back to the People's Republic of China when his big soles were so close to me.

Later I asked Gary if he hadn't washed his feet for a long time, and he laughed so hard that even the dust on his face couldn't cover the blush slowly covering his cheeks.

"How can a gentleman who pays so much attention to hygiene not wash his feet?"

I glanced sideways at him, he must have thought I couldn't remember.

Anyway, I was picked up back to Labao Lane and survived as a member of Gary. I don’t have a name, age, or address.

Inexplicably transmigrating to this poor baby and becoming a black family in London, I have no better choice than working hard to survive with the children of Labo Lane.

"Hey! We have a new member."

Gary and the big guys wrapped me in the only woolen blanket in the old house. I still remember the smell of that blanket, which is full of sour and rancid smell. I bet they haven't dried it for a long time, and Gary and the others Surrounding me wanted to name me, but I couldn't speak, I could only open my pair of bright eyes and complain about the strange names that came out of their mouths.

Hey!I have a name...

"Would you like to be called Maria?" A young man in a big gray padded jacket said, and hummed along the way: "Ah, the Virgin Mary!"

"I think it's good to be named Anna. There are often granddaughters of old women named Anna on the street, hahaha."

"Susan! I know there is a blond noble lady named Susan on Luoyin Street!"

"Stupid, that's their maid."

Then Gary knocked on their heads.

Gary decided that my name was Eve, because he had seen a beautiful light-filled toy store on one of the busiest streets in London. There was a blue-eyed doll the same size as me, and the sign of the store had "Eve".

"Eve, Eve!" Gary hugged my small body, the brilliance in his eyes wrinkled his young face, and he wrote English letters on my stomach with his fingers——

EvF

I feel like my English has been frightened, fucking mentally retarded.

Read it with me! EVE! EVE! EVE!

And the sound that came out was "Yeeah, eeeeee, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" I guess the expression on my face was so rich that the group of children were actually amused.

Poor me degenerates into a baby without even a veto over my own name.

Five years later, I think I should be about 5 years old. After all, age is not important. Gary said that the most important thing is to have enough food, so I abandoned my adult IQ and dignity and started sneaking with them. Today we patronize I found Grandpa Ruth's bakery on the street opposite Ladao Lane.

In the evening, when the bakery was all gone, Gary and I sneaked in.

Then Gary was directly caught by Grandpa Ruth's hands, and he fell to the ground. With a plop, I heard our little boss moaning in pain. He finally stumbled!

And I silently praised Grandpa Ruth's skill.

"Eve, run!" Gary yelled at me viciously.

I turned so fast that I slammed into the glass door of the bakery, I swear I just saw the door open!

The first thing I thought of the moment I bumped into it was that there was no dinner for tonight.

In the end, Grandpa Ruth let us go, and gave us both a few breads to satisfy our hunger, even though I suspected that there was poison in them.

Because of the darkness of the night, I turned my head to look at Grandpa Ruth in horror. He only snorted a few times. His gray beard was curly and sexy. When he looked at me, he looked a little serious.

Grandpa Ruth's English pronunciation is very flavorful, and there is always a nice tune at the end: "Your name is Eve?"

I silently puffed up my chest, really wondering if he was going to hand me over to the police, but Gary had already rushed in front of me, protectively confronting Grandpa Ruth who was more than a head taller than him.

To put it bluntly, Gary was really nice to me, but there has never been such a critical moment where someone bravely stood in front of me, even if he was the ruffian Gary.

And Grandpa Ruth's beard is even more sexy: "I don't think I'm as bad as this gentleman sneaking around, or being mean to a girl who hasn't grown up."

So Gary was also angry. He threw the bread one by one on the ground and cursed Ruth angrily.

"You are the most amazing!"

"You think we are stealing, so hand us over to the police station!" While talking, he dragged me back to Labao Lane.

In fact, it is more suitable for the development of the plot not to run away when confronting people.

"I don't think Grandpa Ruth is bad," I muttered.

"No bad guy says he's a bad guy! Eve!" Gary climbed up the garbage dump, panting.

"Maybe he will call the police in the next second."

"Also!" Gary turned around suddenly, and my nose was directly pressed against his chest. At that moment, I only thought that he must have pectoral muscles. It was the blue eyes he liked looking at him pitifully.

"Don't call him grandpa!"

"What's that called?"

"Old Russ."

That night, Gary and I rummaged through the trash for a long time, and found half a box of cheese and some bread crumbs. I think Gary and I went back in despair, after all, there was nothing to harvest tonight.

Before entering the room, Gary was still threatening me not to tell me about my mistake tonight. I squeezed a smile to show that I understood, and then shouted loudly after stepping into the room———————

"Gary got caught by the bakery owner tonight!"

Gary rushed up and grabbed my face, don't ask me why I dare not be afraid of Gary's threats.

After all, he has never strangled my neck since he was a child!

That night I had a dream. In the dream, there was Grandpa Ruth, who gave me a lot of bread to eat.

There are Turkish barbecue flavors, cheese flavors, matcha flavors, Oreo flavors, and unified braised beef noodles flavors!

Just as I was enjoying my meal, he took out a small wooden stick from his sleeve that was thinner than a little finger, and said to me: "Wingadim Leviosa."

I felt like I was flying, and it was true. I woke up from my dream and found that I was floating in the middle of the room. I could still see the dust walking around me by the moonlight. I looked down in horror.

And Gary and the others slept like pigs.

Eve lives in a house that looks like she's about to collapse straight after the corner of the first path in Raphael Lane.

One day in my second life, I flew up.