[Binghuo+GOT] Come, let's discuss what to eat

It's really only this one person who is ashamed and natural.But this just proves that she has other intentions, she is courteous for nothing, rape or steal.

"By the way, I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Alisa, and I work in the kitchen of the Red Castle. There is a tavern that I am familiar with nearby. Why don't we sit and talk?" Alisa pointed to the restaurant not far away. A tavern.

Although he didn't know what she wanted to do, but out of curiosity, Tyrion agreed to her invitation and entered the tavern with her.

Unexpectedly, the chatterbox could not stop at all. Tyrion himself is a hidden joker, and Alyssa is an explicit joker. Now the two jokers meet in the vast crowd. Finally understand what it means to meet always hate late.The two looked at the stars and the moon together, from poetry to philosophy of life, from "Dorne is unstable recently, I don't know what conspiracy is there" to "I don't know what kind of wind the dog raised by Princess Messiah recently, the castle All the grass in it has been gnawed" blah blah blah blah...

"I said, have you seen something very popular recently?" After drinking for so long, Tyrion was already slightly drunk.

"What, what?" Alyssa naturally couldn't be better

Tyrion took out a booklet from his sleeve and handed it to Alisa "this is it"

Alisa almost laughed when she saw it. Isn't this the "Victoria's Secret" she made up! "This pamphlet is published once a month. Now many nobles are loyal readers. I think the author and many of my views are very compatible. I really want to get to know each other if I have the opportunity~"

"Hey, hey" I didn't expect to be asked to make friends, Alisa couldn't hold back her smirk.

"You, what are you laughing at?" This smile frightened Tyrion, this kind of slightly obscene smile looked like some uncles with malicious intentions.

"It's far away in the sky, but it's close in front of you, my lord."

"What are you talking about? ... Eh, wait, you mean?"

"Hush, keep a low profile." Alissa looked around, and after confirming her safety, she continued, "That's right, I'm the author you're looking for."

"Pfft" Tyrion took a sip of his wine but couldn't hold it back, "You're not making a good joke." Tyrion waved his hand, "You mean "Desire or Destruction: The King and Queen Ten Years Different Beds" "Mystery", "The Lost Goodness: The Keel Under the Red Castle", and you wrote all these?"

Those who can memorize subtitles are all true fans!Alissa really wanted to give Tyrion a bear hug.

"That's right, but speaking of it, I'm most proud of that night terror..."

""Dead Night: The Living Dead in King's Landing" is right! That's it! But the ending is a bit messed up, isn't it just that the Magic Mountain is wandering in King's Landing, but have you really had that much contact with the Magic Mountain?" Tyrion now believes that Ai The fact that Lisa claims to be the author is gone.

"Yeah, that incident was so thrilling, I was almost scared to death when I came back, but that wasn't the scariest..." Alyssa was as excited as a chicken blood when she talked about her experience, and began to give Tyrion talked about his various experiences with great enthusiasm.The result of this is that the two drank a lot of wine, so...

--------------I am the hostess and did not drink and have sex, but the dividing line that was sent back safely----------

Alissa woke up the next morning with a splitting headache.

So good boy, don't get a hangover!It's no wonder that Cao Cao killed Hua Tuo back then, and she wanted to find someone to vent to such a headache!But Geoffrey had to eat breakfast on time every morning, even if the sky fell, he couldn't neglect this uncle, so Alisa had to drag her heavy body to support him to make breakfast for Uncle Joe.

Just bake a slice of bread today. I'm not in a good mood, and I don't want to make it too complicated.Just as he was thinking of going back to rest after finishing work, the kitchen door was suddenly pushed open, the sound was not loud but very beneficial.

"Miss Alisa" came with a strong smell of alcohol, even if she didn't look back, Alisa could easily know his identity.

"Master Tyrion, why are you here?" Alisa was a little surprised. Tyrion knew so quickly that she was working for Joffrey?

"You can just call me Tyrion. Did Miss Alisa rest well last night?" Tyrion rubbed his thumbs against each other, as if he had something on his mind.

"Then you can also call me Alisa. But thanks to you, I didn't rest well last night. To be honest, my head hurts now." Alisa gave Tyrion a rather resentful look.

"It was my fault," Tyrion nodded apologetically, "but..." he hesitated "last night you said..."

"I'm the author you mentioned." Alissa thought to herself that she made a slip of the tongue after drinking anyway, so she just admitted it, anyway, the sky is falling and there is little finger on top of it!

"This..." Tyrion probably didn't expect Alisa to admit it so readily, but was speechless for a while.

"But can you keep it a secret for me? After all, you know that, I have too many enemies..." Alisa looked a little embarrassed at the moment, yes, as a editor who enjoys digging up other people's little secrets, it seems that not having enemies unusual.

"Of course," Tyrion blurted out, "you can definitely trust me!"

"um. Thank you."

"but……"

"But what?" Tyrion's timidity at the moment aroused Alissa's curiosity.

"Can I have your autograph?" Tyrion pulled out a small scroll. "It's on this."

So it turned out to be just a signature... But yes, in this day and age, you can't take a selfie and post on Weibo...

"No problem." Alisa took the scroll that Tyrion had already prepared, swiped a pen, and signed her Chinese name in her previous life. "This is my pen name, using an ancient script from the East."

"So these symbols mean 'eat watermelon without spitting out grape skin'?"

"..."

No.6

Unsurprisingly, the response to this issue of Victoria's Secret was huge.

I heard that Lord Renly can finally go out to hunt in the city. Lord Tywin of Casterly Rock City accidentally crushed a cup while eating. The queen failed to drink his favorite Dorne rum for three days. Anonymous for "Tiramisu".

Although Alisa had already notified Tyrion in advance, the sudden attention made him a little panicked.Recently, there are always sneaky people silently following him in the street.He now seems to know the truth about Lord Renly's reluctance to go out recently...

"Actually, it's nothing. In this case, it will be much better when the next issue of "Victoria's Secret" comes out. As a new Internet celebrity, your future can only be lost." Alissa patted Tyrion's shoulder with a serious face.

"..."

Because Tyrion already knew Alisa's identity, and Alisa also confessed that she approached him for the cover portrait, Tyrion readily agreed to do an exclusive interview and wrote it as a character column.Alisa started from his painful childhood, to his failed first marriage when he was a teenager, and now others laugh at me for being too crazy. It brought tears to the eyes of many female readers.At this time, Alisa had no idea that this interview could make many people happy. Of course, this is for a later story, so I won’t mention it here for the time being.

Ever since getting acquainted with Tyrion, Alisa's life has been as happy as a wild dog running free. Although she faintly felt that she seemed to have something to do, Alisa didn't care too much.And because of Joffrey, Alisa has gradually become familiar with the hound. Alisa feels that this man who often looks at the sky at 45 degrees has a gentle heart under his brutal appearance. What is Alisa thinking about? Forget it when I write a column for him, the contrast is cute.

"Uncle Dog~" Alisa found the hound sitting on the steps in a daze.

"How many times have I said, don't call me that, we are not that familiar!"

"How can you say that?" Alisa felt distressed, "At any rate, we used to look at the stars and the moon together, and we were not closely connected by Prince Joffrey? Even so, there is no revolutionary friendship at all. !"

"..."

Please don't look at me with that "damn mentally retarded" face, I was wrong...

"Speaking of which, why did Joffrey call you a dog?" It would be wise to change the subject.

The Hound snorted, "At least the dog is loyal enough."

So is Dog Joe really the official match? "But I'm a little curious, your brother treated you like this," Alisa secretly observed the hound's reaction, the corner of her mouth didn't twitch, um, very good, "You didn't intend to take revenge on him? Blood debt... life or something ?”

"Kinslayers will be cursed." The hound stood up, and there was a chilling atmosphere in the wind.

Actually, I'm just asking casually, you don't have to be so serious...

Just when Alisa didn't know how to speak, Varys saved her in time.

"Miss Alissa, Lord Ailin has something to ask for you."

Alisa was a little confused, she had just finished her lunch, and it was too early for tea, but she followed Varys and left.

Prime Minister Tavaris left before arriving. As soon as Alisa walked in, she saw many guards who were not usually there. Alisa couldn't help feeling a little nervous.

"Little Lisa, you're here, sit down first." Lord Ailin told Alisa to sit down. For some reason, Alisa had an ominous premonition.

"Time is short, so I'll just say it straight, I need you to do something for me." Lord Ayrin's expression was rarely serious.

"Tell me." Alisa also became serious.

Lord Ayrin took out an envelope, sealed it with his own seal, and handed it to Alissa, "After dark tonight, you should take this letter to the Mud Gate, where there will naturally be