The cute pet from the sky, the fierce pet from the cloud

A.

Among the triplets born to Mu Qili, the eldest has the mother's big eyes; the second has phoenix eyes and thin lips, but they are carved out of the same mold as the skylark; the third has red phoenix eyes, but not Like her father's paralyzed face, the little girl has a sweet smile, just like her mother.

Originally, Yunque planned to let some of the three children take their father's surname and some take their mother's surname, and the naturalization is divided into two groups.

So when the three dolls grew up, Mu Qili took the second and third child to find Yunque:

"These two seductive cubs take your surname! The remaining one takes my surname."

Skylark nodded in agreement, and then registered the three dolls.

As a result, there was Boss Mu of Chinese nationality, Second Yun of Japanese nationality, and Third Yun of Chinese nationality.

Yun Laosan, who was deeply devastated by the corrupt state: The eldest brother follows his mother, and the second brother follows his father. They are destined to love and kill each other!Boss Mu is the Queen's Shou, and Yun's second is a black-bellied attack, yes that's it!

Boss Mu, Second Yun: Third Yun!Ma Liuer Gulu go aside! ! !

B.

When the three cubs of the Yun family were 1 year old——

"Bang!" Kyoumi Yunque pushed open the door, walked in with no expression on her face, lifted the children wrapped around Mu Qili out one by one, and threw them into their room: "Don't make trouble with your mother, just sleep well."

Then he went back to the house, put his arms around his wife, and complained bitterly about the pain of being left out.

At age 3—

"Bang!" Pushing the door open again with a cold face, and throwing the eldest brother and the third brother out of the door one by one: "Go back to your room. If I see that you don't sleep after nine o'clock, I will beat you!"

Then he went back to the house, put his arms around his wife and complained bitterly about the pain of being a father.

"Have you been driven back by my lord father?"

The second child of the Yun family lowered his head to read a book, and asked without raising his head when he heard the sound of the door opening.

"Um……"

The eldest and the third flung themselves into their little beds dejectedly, "Dad is too domineering, he won't let mom sleep with us..."

Yun Laoer: Be content, ignorant teenagers!Maybe one day Father will let us set up our own family!

Many years later, after the three children had grown up without incident and established their own families, they learned from Mu Qili that when they were five years old, their father had secretly planned to throw them out to live on their own... …

C.

One night, Mu Qingsa (the eldest) and Yunque Liu (the third) had a disagreement and got into a fight.

Mu Qili looked at the two of them, her head was about to grow big: "Don't hit me...I'm going to be angry!"

Roll silently...

Facing Mu Qingsa: "Asa~ You are the big brother, you have to let the younger sister..."

keep rolling...

And to Yunqueliu: "Aliu~ You are a girl, you want a lady..."

or go...

Mu Qili was at a loss, so she asked Yunquezi who was reading a book beside her for help: "Azi~ help mom get off the shelf... orz"

Yun Laoer looked up, put down the book calmly, and walked in front of the two who were having a good fight.The 5-year-old child said very sophisticatedly:

"Mu Boss, Yun Lao San, it's 5:45, and you still have 15 minutes to tidy up the room, wash up, and wait for your father to come back. Of course, if you feel that beating each other is not enough, you can Please go ahead and let Mommy sue, then you can get beaten up by Father for free."

As soon as the words fell, the two babies who were still rolling separated immediately.

Boss Mu crossed his chest with both hands: "Stop fighting!"

Yun Laosan waved his meaty claws downwards: "Save!"

Then the two hooked up shoulder to shoulder and tidied up.

Yun Er Er turned around and sat back on the sofa, and said "OK" to his mother:

"It's done."

Mu Qili: "..."

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ In fact, your mother and I are also very good at fighting! Don't think that I am always weak because I am always suppressed by your father, okay you bunch of brats!!!

D.

"Domestic violence! Domestic violence! Skylark, I want to protest your domestic violence!!!"

There was a raccoon howling from inside the house.

"Protest is invalid." Hibari Kyoumi finished speaking, and once again covered her body.

"Well..." TAT

So, once again, a certain raccoon couldn't straighten up after Skylark's "domestic violence"...

"Xiao Shi! I want to complain!!" Mu Qili leaned on her waist and grinned and complained to Sawada Tsunayoshi, "Skylark committed domestic violence! Family □□□! You have to make the decision for me, QAQ!!!"

Sawada Tsunayoshi glanced at a certain 18 who looked satisfied with his smile, but his eyes were threatening, and wept silently: "Then what, I still have something to do, let's take a step first, ahhahaha..."

Run away decisively, no! ! !There is no way, for the sake of the harmony of the whole Pengelie, and to make Skylark have a good mood every day, I can sacrifice you, little raccoon!

"Second, what is domestic violence?"

The third child of the Yun family blinked his big eyes and humbly asked the second child Yun for advice.

Yunquezi patiently explained: "Domestic violence is domestic violence, it's very dangerous. And Yun Xiaosan, don't call me the second brother like the boss, the second brother, understand?"

Yunqueliu nodded obediently: QAQ mother, the second brother is really scary after being blackened!

"Isn't the mother very dangerous?!" Mu Qingsa looked worried.

"No," Yunquezi pushed the other two little ghosts away, "They really enjoyed it..."

Extra episode four

Guests: Mu Qili, Skylark Kyoya

Host: Wise, martial, handsome, incomparably romantic, suave, beautiful and generous... (N many shameless compliments 2333 are omitted here) The cute and healing beast, Ah Buzheng! ! !

A certain work: That's right, it's me!Handsome, cute and cool, that's right, it's me! ! ! (Everyone flipped the table: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Fuck you!!! It's obviously forcing Wang Sakamoto!!!)

Cough cough, well, let’s get to the topic, the following is the final questionnaire with 30 questions about the relationship between Yunli and husband and wife!

1. What are the two names?

Skylark: (frowned impatiently, silently took out the duckweed crutch...)

Mu Qili: ...

A certain author (wiping sweat and dry smile): We won’t ask such silly questions, hahaha next question...

2. What do you usually call each other?

Skylark: Little guy, cute baby, Qili, Mu Qili.

Mu Qili: Skylark, Skylark Kyouya... (in a low voice) husband...

(The eyes of someone looking at a certain raccoon immediately became hot...)

A certain work: Hehe... so many titles, how do you usually divide them?

Skylark: Usually it's called Little Guy, if it's more serious it's Qili, if it's more serious it's Mu Qili, if it's high it's Guaibao.

A certain raccoon blushed: What are you talking about QwQ!I'm usually called Skylark... Occasionally I'm upset and call it my full name... I'm called my husband when he gets anxious...>///

Skylark (raising eyebrows): How could it make you anxious?You obviously enjoyed it a lot.

Mu Qili: Shut up! ! ! (beep!)

3. What do you like the other party to call yourself?

Skylark: Husband.Because every time this time she brings me the best feeling.

Mu Qili: Little guy or Qili, because I am the safest at this time.

Skylark: I thought you liked the time when I called you Guaibao the most.

Mu Qili (blush): I really like this title... But when you call me that, I usually have to ask for leave the next day...

A certain work (wiping nosebleeds): The male protagonist Fang Gang is understandable, next question, next question...

4. What character do you think the other party is?

Skylark: Multiple.In front of outsiders, try to be strong, capable and generous; in front of me, you are soft and easy to pinch.

(A certain author complained: This is all about the aura, okay?!)

Mu Qili: Black-bellied and domineering, she was quite aloof at first, but now somehow she has become more and more stingy and thick-skinned...

(A certain work complained again: This is the legendary Mensao girl!)

5. Use an animal to describe the other person's image in your mind?

Skylark: A soft and fragrant little milk cat.

Mu Qili (grievously): A wolf with a big tail who can't get enough to eat! ! !

A certain work: ... (too many slots, I don't know where to spit out orz)

6. Who told the truth first?

Skylark: She.

Mu Qili: Me.Because he didn't say anything... I had to come by myself.

Skylark: ...I love you.

Mu Qili (blushing in a low voice): I know...

7. When was the relationship established?

A certain raccoon poked the skylark: Have we identified such a thing?

Skylark: No, I have always regarded you as my private property, who will be my wife in the future, what relationship do you need to confirm?

Mu Qili: I always thought that our relationship was not really settled until we got married...

Skylark (laughs): Little fool.

(A certain work: Why is there a torch in my hand?)

8. When was the first date?

Skylark: When she first became human.I took her to school and slept on her lap.

Mu Qili (puffing her cheeks): Don't talk so lewdly. Love, okay?And by the way, is that a date? !It's neither delicious nor fun.

Skylark (Shunmao): Let's have another honeymoon date next time, little guy, how about you?

Mu Qili (Xiao Mao): No! ! !

A work: Why is there such a big reaction to the honeymoon...

Mu Qili is irritable: I spend more than ten days in the room for a month of vacation, if you want to try again? !

A certain author (peeking at the skylark who is laughing harmlessly aside): Hehe, hehe...

9. What do you like most about each other?

Skylark (seriously): I like everything about her.

Mu Qili: >///<Me too... I like everything...

A certain work: I mean the body parts!

Skylark: I'm talking about body parts, they are all good.

Mu Qili was stunned: Isn't it about spiritual quality...? O. o

10. What is the most touching thing the other party has done?

Mu Qili: There are many, many, many things. What I want to say is that he was always by my side when I gave birth to the baby, comforting me... like that.

Skylark: A lot.For example, when she was 15 years old, she cooked for me, and one winter when I was in college, she secretly came to the United States to find me.

Mu Qili: Such a small matter...

Skylark (looks at her): To me, it's not small at all, it's all very important.

11. Have you ever quarreled fiercely?

Skylark: None.She is very obedient and easy to coax, sometimes it's fine to let her hair go smoothly, and she is also very cute when she acts coquettishly and scolded occasionally, there is no big conflict.

Mu Qili: No.Our relationship has always been that one party is angry and the other is coaxing. When we are angry, we rarely quarrel, and we can't even quarrel...

Skylark (leaning): It looks like you really want to quarrel with me, little guy?

Mu Qili: How come...the quarrel is so tiring...I just omitted the words "not to mention I don't want to quarrel"...

A certain work: Have you ever thought about having a small fight or something?

Skylark: For things like Yiqing, just communicate with them at a negative distance, right?

Mu Qili (shamefully): No!That orz is obviously more tiring than arguing! ! !

12. What is the most unbearable thing about the other party?

Skylark: She is very popular, and there are too many opposite sexes who maintain an ambiguous relationship.

Mu Qili: I can't stand him being in heat when he has nothing to do, throwing me down when he's in heat, and always being dissatisfied...

Skylark (squinting eyes): That's why my baby has to work harder to feed me~

A certain work: Ahem, this kind of thing will be resolved later... Next question...

13. What should I do if I make the other party angry?

Skylark: Admit your mistakes, consciously take on all the housework, cook delicious food for her, and satisfy her wishes...except for those that harm my interests.Anyway, she couldn't resist my temptation. (laugh)

Mu Qili: Admit your mistakes, prepare delicious food...Be prepared to be aware that you may not be able to get out of bed the next day and obediently go to bed to accept punishment...This trick has been tried and tested orz

(A certain work: You couple are really easy to coax!)

14. How do you think the other party is in terms of OOXX?

Skylark (stroking her lips and smiling): It's cool enough.

Mu Qili (blushing): It should be...probably...maybe...maybe...excellent...

Skylark (raising eyebrows): So unsure?then we...

Mu Qili (stop): I'm sure your technique is very good!Don't try it at night! ! !

(As you can see, it's halftime now hehehehe...)

15. What do you think the other party looks best in?

Mu Qili: Wear a uniform! !Uniform-controlled Skylark is so handsome in uniform!Casual clothes are also good...

Skylark: She looks good in anything. (Pause, smirk) Of course she looks best without clothes.

Mu Qili (pouts): Rogue! ! !

16. How will you celebrate the other party's birthday?

Skylark: Feed her well, and then give her a hearty love.

Mu Qili (blushing): Prepare a sumptuous meal, eat a good meal to conserve energy, wash yourself at night so that he can serve him comfortably...

17. Have you ever been seduced by the other party?

Skylark: Yes, many.Like she's cooking in the kitchen wearing my shirt; feeding me snacks in my arms, etc.

Mu Qili: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ That's not seduction at all, okay? I didn't mean to seduce you!!

Skylark (squinting her eyes and bewitching): Then how about trying to seduce me next time, huh?

Mu Qili (blushing in a low voice): I don't want it... (Turning to a certain Zuo) I can't resist his provocative nasal voice...It's too sexy, isn't it! ! !

18. Do you have any special hobbies?

Skylark: On different occasions, in different poses, have sex with her for a long time.

Mu Qili: ...My hobby is to try my best not to let that bad and perverted guy succeed...

A certain work (picking the nostrils): It’s a pointless struggle, to add interest, we understand~

Mu Qili: QAQ!

19. What's your favorite pose to use to...huh?

Skylark: Come from behind or I'm down and she's up.

Mu Qili: You perverted rascal!Can't you just like some normal poses? !

Skylark (innocently): Compared with the postures in the novels you read, this is already quite normal.Or, do you want to try other tricks?

Mu Qili: Forget it, forget it!next question!

(A certain work: But you seem to have not answered this question yet...)

20. Where do you like to come to... Same as above?

Mu Qili: On a soft place, such as the bed.

Skylark: In the bathroom, on the balcony, or against a wall.

Mu Qili (gritting her teeth): You really are perverted!

Skylark (smiling): But at those times, you were always in the best condition—the pretty appearance of you leaning on the railing in front of me...

A certain raccoon threw a pillow over: Shut up! ! !

21. Have you ever used any props?

Mu Qili (angry): No! ! !Ah, what do you keep asking this for? !Don't think I'm miserable enough in bed QAQ!

A certain work (tears): I just ask...

Skylark (a certain raccoon that traps the fur): I never use it. My daughter-in-law should enjoy it by herself, not to mention that I don’t need those things to help me at all, right, baby?

Mu Qili orz: How did you know there would be such things as props...?

Skylark (bows her head and bites her ear): Have you forgotten the novel on your phone, huh?Reading novels like that, baby, you really have a serious taste...

(A certain work: It is obvious that Master Yunshou is becoming more and more unable to hold back now...)

22. Why does Skylark never wear a T?

Skylark: Displeased.next question.

A certain work: Uh...

Mu Qili (rolling his eyes silently): Because he said he likes "skin, skin, relatives, and intimacy".

Skylark: Don't twitch your eyelids, little guy, it looks ugly.

A certain work, a certain raccoon: ...

23. What is your opinion on those harmonious things between husband and wife?

Mu Qili: Ah, why are you asking this kind of question endlessly orz

Skylark (laughs): I think the quality of the questions is not bad.

Mu Qili (glaring at him): Of course you think it's good!Talk about desire and dissatisfaction every day! ! !

Skylark: I can't help it, when I meet something I like, I can't hold it anymore...

(A certain work: face, where is the face, Mr. Yunshou!)

24. What will happen if the other party cheats? (Ahem, I can still bring back the dirty problem...)

Skylark: Impossible.I am not easily tempted, once tempted, I will give her the ultimate pampering, let her indulge in my tenderness, only be greedy for me, and have no heart to miss other people.

A certain work (weakly): I mean if...

Skylark frowned: This proposition is a false proposition, even "if" doesn't exist!

Mu Qili (hugs Yunque and smiles): I'm fine, he won't cheat!Ah, it’s not right that you’re asking this question too badly!

Feeling the bad aura of the two, a certain author burst into tears: I will never ask such discordant questions again!Seeing you are so loving, I'm so envious, jealous and hateful! ! !

25. Which language do you usually speak in communication? (After all, the nationality is different)

Skylark: Which country are they usually in, and which language do they speak?But it's just Chinese, Japanese, Italian and English.But because the little guy is more accustomed to speaking Chinese, he also speaks Chinese at home.

A certain Zuo (rubbing hands wretchedly): So when will it be hehehehe?

Mu Qili: Of course it's Chinese!I don't want to speak Japanese in bed QwQ!

Skylark (calmly): I understand.But generally you only have the share of the first, and you can't say a complete sentence.

26. To what extent do you think you love each other?

Mu Qili: Very deep and true!the moon represents my heart!

A certain work: (⊙﹏⊙) just move the lyrics down...does Lord Yunshou really not care?

Skylark: I love her as I love myself.

(A work: Hey, I’m so touched QwQ!)

27. What do you most want to hear from the other party?

Mu Qili: I most want to hear him say "Let's end here today".

Skylark (looking at her): Little guy, that's an unrealistic fantasy of yours.What I most want to hear from you is that you still have the strength to do it a few more times.

Mu Qili: The bleak reality of TVT...

28. What do you most want to say to the other party?

Skylark: You are my salvation, meeting you is the luckiest thing for me.

Mu Qili (blush): Me too... I'm very happy to be with you and spend the future time together.

29. In one sentence, describe the position of the other party in your heart?

Skylark: Mywife, mylife.

Mu Qili: The most important thing!

(A certain work: ...suddenly lowered the force of your Yunshou, is there any orz)

30. What is your opinion on the author?

Skylark: Does this have anything to do with the topic of the questionnaire?

A certain Zuo (smiling dryly): Hehe, let’s cooperate, you know how to figure it out...

Mu Qili (gritting her teeth): Ah, he is the most unbiased, disloyal, and immoral person I have ever met! ! !

A work: QAQ is, is it?

Skylark catches a raccoon: easy to buy and trustworthy, it is an auxiliary weapon to catch a fugitive raccoon.Well, it's over, baby, let's go home and enjoy ourselves...

A certain Zuo looked at the struggling raccoon who was carried away by Yunshou: ╮(╯▽╰)╭I knew the result would be Jiang Zidi...

Ku & Kui Fanwai

Confessions of Six Paths

He never thought that he would be so interested in a person of the opposite sex. He thought that with his unbearable past, no one else would walk into his heart except Dog and Qianzhong.Until he met the girl named "Nagi".

At that time, he was in the Avengers prison and could not participate in the battle as Mistguard.He used his ability to find a substitute for himself that could accommodate him.

Collom's parents didn't care about her, and were even ready to give up treatment for Colomb, who lost most of her organs in a car accident.

In her sea of ​​consciousness, he came into contact with this girl who was as beautiful as a cherry blossom.She put her hand in his palm as trustingly as Quan and Qianzuo.At that moment, he decided that Kurom was not only his substitute, but also one of the people he wanted to protect.

When did it start?He is no longer simply using this girl, but is more mixed with different feelings from the dog?

he does not know.

He carefully concealed this thought, and only revealed it in casual actions.He called her "my lovely Collom", which was only taken as his casual and ambiguous title.Only he himself knew that he really said every word with his heart, "My lovely Culom".

He hoped that she could truly belong to him, and not just rely on his illusion to survive.

He knows he's always been a bad guy.He found suitable organs for Coulom and arranged a transplant for her.

Coulom was recovering well, and he thought maybe it was time to propose.

coulom daily

One day when Mu Qili went to play with Kurom, Mrs. Yunshou and Mrs. Wushou got along very well.

While chatting happily, I suddenly heard a loud noise from outside, and the dog ran in from outside: "Master Mukuro and that guy named Skylark are fighting outside!"

Mu Qili only felt a headache for a while: Why is Mao even such a grown-up person or is it a joy to fight and kill?Have you ever considered your wife's feelings? !

Kurom ran out worriedly: "Master Mukuro! Lord Yunshou!"

Seeing the two guardians huddling together, she anxiously asked Mu Qili: "What about the little raccoon?"

A certain raccoon gritted his teeth: "When they finish playing, tell Hibari Kyouya, get the hell out of here and sleep in the study tonight!!!"

Coulom looked at a certain raccoon with a little admiration: She is so powerful, she dare not let Mrs. Mu sleep in the study... Helmet and armor, let you enjoy it? Coulom: It's not QAQ!!!)

In the evening, Liu Dao Mu returned home with injuries all over his body.Coulom felt distressed but also a little bit secretly happy: Mrs. Mukuro would not have the energy to torment her until midnight as usual if she was injured, right?

But it turns out that the healing ability of the Sunshine Flame is too strong, right? !Not only the wounds have healed, but he even has the energy to continue torturing her!Shouldn't the injured have a good rest? !What kind of trouble are you doing such strenuous exercise? ! !

Callum wept silently.

"I knew I wanted you to sleep in the study." Collom still had some tears in his purple eyes, and he poked Liu Dao Mu's chest and complained in a low voice.

Liu Dao Mu was not angry either, with a satisfied smile on the corner of his mouth: "Why do you say that?"

laugh!Still laughing! !She's almost falling apart, can you still laugh? !Also, where are your hands touching? ! !

With a blushing face, Coulom held down her troublesome hand on him: Don't even think about asking for it anymore!If it was any more, she would definitely not be able to get out of bed today! ! !

"Little raccoon let Yunshou sleep in the study..."

"Really?" Liudao Mu raised his eyebrows with interest, and took the phone, "Call her and ask about the situation."

He didn't believe that Skylark would sleep in the study obediently.

"Hello, little raccoon? I'm Kurom."

"Oh, Kulom sauce? What's the matter?" Mu Qili's weak voice came from the other end of the phone.

"Well, did you let Yunshou sleep in the study last night?"

"Of course he's asleep!!!" Mu Qili gritted her teeth and silently wiped her tears.

The problem is, he sleeps in the study, and she also sleeps in the study orz... She said that she shouldn't be soft-hearted and go to the study to treat him!

After getting the answer, Kurom said goodbye to Mu Qili, and looked at her husband demonstratively.

Liudaoku just laughed lowly: "That fellow Yunque had a really ecstatic life last night."

"Ah?" Colum was puzzled, "Didn't Yun Shou sleep in the study?"

Liudao Mu stretched out his hand to Coulom again: "But I think the little raccoon seems to be 'sleeping' there too..."

"Oh, the little raccoon is so pitiful... Hey! Master Mu, Master Mu! Why are you here again... Ugh!"

Before Kurom could finish expressing his sympathy for Mu Qili, he was thrown down by a dissatisfied big-tailed wolf again...

Cloud raccoon welfare ~ (pollution_(:зゝ∠)_)

"Why do you men like to do this kind of thing so much?!"

Mu Qili glared viciously at a certain handsome Lord Yunshou who was pressing on her, and asked feebly.

Hibari Kyouya had an innocent expression, and deliberately put all his weight on her: "I don't know either."

"I don't know?! I don't know, why don't you hurry up and take that thing out!" Didn't it soften after a whole night? !

An angry raccoon slapped him on the shoulder with two free hands, and roared in a hoarse voice.

Skylark smiled lowly and propped himself up slightly, looking straight at her, which only made her feel terrified.

"It's not that I don't want to come out, it's that Guaibao is too tight. Guaibao needs to relax so that I can go out."

Mu Qili, whose face was flushed, just wanted to bite him to death, but obediently parted her legs slightly to let him out.

As the man withdrew slowly, he put his hand on the softness of her chest: "I pressed it for so long just now, let me see if it was crushed."

Shamed and annoyed, a certain raccoon grabbed the wolf's paw and bit it.

Skylark was not annoyed either, the long finger she bit in her mouth wrapped around her soft tongue, teasingly said: "My baby is tight again, I really can't get out."

A certain raccoon was ashamed and angry, let go of his hand, tried to spread his legs further apart, and said angrily: "Is it okay now?! Get out!!!"

If she stays with this guy again, she will go crazy! ! !

"Okay, baby, don't get angry, I'll go out now..."

Skylark withdrew slowly, and when she breathed a sigh of relief, she suddenly penetrated in one fell swoop, followed by high-frequency, high-intensity aerobic (ai) exercise.

Mu Qili was pushed so hard that she almost fainted, and after she screamed, the sporadic roar (jiaochuan) that was suppressed and groaned came:

"Kyoya Hibari, you bastard...I, I'll bite you to death..."

Skylark hooked her lips and smiled evilly: "The little guy really bit me to death. Use, cut, face."

Yingyingying, Master Yunshou, your shameless skills have improved again! ! ! !