[Hunter] talking nonsense

"Congratulations to the students who passed the preliminaries, we will start the first exam." She stood in front of the significantly reduced number of candidates: "There are now a total of 177 people who are about to take our first exam. It's your first exam chief examiner, my name is Christo, I can't help you if you insist on calling me a beauty."

Because the tone is too serious, people don't know how to complain...

"Each of you hasn't got your own number plate now, right? The purpose of our first exam is to get your own number plate, and all the number plates will be given by me." She clapped her hands and drew the attention of the candidates who started whispering to each other. He gathered his strength back on himself: "Now I'm going to explain the content of the exam, and I'll just say it once. Listen carefully: the exam time is eight hours in total. In the first five hours, our content is ghost hunting. You come to 170 seven people to do it." Catch me, as long as you can touch any part of me, any clothes, limbs and hair, as long as you can maintain this state and say "I caught you", I will give you a number plate. On the contrary, if you just look If it is discovered, it cannot be considered a pass.”

"For the remaining three hours, the roles are reversed, and I will catch you. As long as I catch you, you will be disqualified and put on the dog immediately. As for how to be caught, it is the same as the conditions mentioned above. See the animal layer behind. Is it a tall building? After the test starts, I will enter the building 5 minutes earlier than you, and then you will enter. I will not leave this building until the test is over, and you, as long as you get the number plate or decide to give up the test. It's time to leave. That's pretty much it, anyone else have any questions?"

"Well, I have a problem." A man who looked like a trick raised his hand, "Do I have to leave after getting the number plate?"

"Oh, that's a good question, I'll give you extra points." She clapped her hands pretendingly, "Those who get the number plate are not forced to leave, but if the five-hour limit has passed, the person holding the number plate will be arrested by me." Stop, you will not be eliminated, but you will lose your number plate. Similarly, when candidates compete for number plates, everything is based on the premise of not killing each other. Once there is a situation where candidates can kill each other , I will let him out immediately."

After making sure that everyone has no doubts, her serious face disappeared instantly, and she said with a smile: "The examiner accepts bribes, whether it's compliments, other things, or good looks. If you feel happy, the chance of passing the level will be greatly increased!"

! ! ! !

Unheard of! ! !

Dongba felt that his chance had come!

He pushed aside the crowd and bravely rushed to Christo who was surrounded by candidates, grabbed her hand, and said in the most sincere tone: "You are really the most beautiful woman I have ever seen, so kind and so beautiful It really made me lose my mind in an instant! Ah, you are the muse in my heart!!"

He looked at her expectantly.

...Why is this expression a little subtle?

"The nose is too big."

Dongba was hit by an arrow.

"Too short."

Dongba was hit by two arrows.

"And fat."

Dongba was hit by three arrows.

"The face value is too low."

Dongba Wanjian fell to the ground, and vaguely heard the cold-faced examiner say in a sticky voice: "Like this kind of poor-looking person who has inexplicable confidence in himself, I advise you to stay away from me." Be careful that I will let you out if I make an impulsive move, if you don't have confidence in your appearance, you'd better stay away from me."

She looked at the candidates who were still full of enthusiasm just now but now shrank and hesitated, and flicked her hair casually, "Okay, since you have nothing to praise me, then I'll go first, I wish you good luck, okay? .”

The chase begins.Christo looked at the candidates who suddenly appeared from various places, every time he would pretend to be panicked when he was discovered, and then quickly shake off each other when he was about to be caught.After dumping several waves of people in a row, these candidates wanted to start cooperating.Some clever examinees set many traps on her way forward, pretending that she almost got robbed every time and survived, admiring the secret joy of the candidates hiding in the dark seeing her stepping into the trap and the secret hatred of avoiding the trap, Fill her with joy.

"Christopher, so you are here." The baby face that made a good impression on her at first fell from the ceiling, reaching out and almost patting her on the shoulder.

"Oh, it's really dangerous." She patted her chest and said, "How can you be so rude! Now I'm your examiner, you have to call me Mr. Examiner or Miss Christo!"

"But at that time, Christo looked much younger than me. I really can't use such an old address for you." He spread his hands, "By the way, my name is Xia Ke."

"Well, hello, although you are very beautiful, I won't be so obvious." She jumped back and opened the distance between herself and the knight, "You are very skilled, if you didn't reveal it just now I really didn't notice you, it seems that you and that clown should be careful." She opened the window and jumped down.

The phone ringing revealed her location, and a large number of candidates yelled "Grab her!!" and flocked to her. She looked at the number that she had hung up on several times, rolled her eyes and ran One side picked up: "I don't accept newspapers and milk, and I don't accept any form of Amway. Since you still have something to do, I'll hang up and see you later."

"Christo." The voice on the other end of the phone was so calm that there was no ups and downs, and it even gave people the illusion that they might be talking to a robot: "[-] rings will be transferred to my account."

"Stop talking nonsense, why should I send money to you? This time, you called me. This is my private communication. One hundred thousand nuns per minute, it will be transferred to my account. Thank you for your cooperation."

"Don't play tricks on me."

"What are you talking about, everyone is a decent person. I didn't do anything that requires you to pay for it." The group of candidates had already been thrown away, but a clown with a painted face appeared at the end of the corridor, "I still have something to do now. In this new society, we all need evidence when we do things. Because we haven't done anything that needs to be paid, we won't give you a dime. Because you can't produce any relevant evidence, so a dime I won’t even give you any money—that’s all, everyone has millions of people in one minute, so I’ll hang up first and I’m busy.”

She hung up the phone and glanced at the clown: "Hey, you are so talented, are you waiting for me?"

"Hmm~" He groaned inexplicably, and licked the corner of his lips in a very YD way, "You look very strong~"

"It's average, but what I want to say is that you don't even think about catching me because your looks are too low..." Before finishing speaking, she was interrupted by the phone ringing again, and she hung up impatiently Mobile phone, in order to prevent the other party from calling again, she directly picked up the battery of the mobile phone, "Really, what did I just want to say?"

"Let's play with me~" Although it was an imperative sentence, but the other party had already charged up waving a poker card, Christo didn't even have the intention of avoiding it, and said eggily: "Anyway, you can't beat me at all, even There is no need to hide."

The clown's eyes shone with the light of the beast, and his playing cards had come to Christo's neck——

There was a loud bang, and the ground where Christo was located suddenly collapsed like a big explosion.The poker cards that were supposed to cut her throat disappeared directly from the upper floor because the subject suddenly lowered the level, and all of them sank into the wall at the end.

"En?" Hisoka could fully see the situation of the floor below from the big hole in front of him, it seemed that the trap set by several candidates just now was triggered.He looked at Christo, who pretended to be caught and distributed the number plates to the group of candidates, and quickly fled, his narrow eyes narrowed half-closed: "Are you capable of reading~"

31 number plates have been sent out. She took out her pocket watch and glanced at it. There was still half an hour before she started catching others.Pay special attention to that baby-faced and clown just now, if nothing else happens, both of them should be telekinetics—especially that killer!The ugly chicken is even uglier. He is simply a pervert. Seeing such a beautiful bag in front of him, he is so ruthless that he can attack me!Must be jealous of my beauty!

"caught you."

She was sitting by the window, looking at the knight hanging upside down from the upstairs window and touching her head, "Okay, okay, I was caught by you, here you are, you are No. 30 two."

"Huh? With your skill, there is still someone who can catch you. Wouldn't the Hunter Association scold you if you are so lazy?" He didn't choose to hide the award number plate, and he pinned the number plate squarely on his chest .He flipped directly past Christo, and entered the room through the open window: "Hey, how old is Christo this year? Sixteen? Seventeen? Or should it be smaller?"

"It's quite impolite to ask a lady's age, and I told you that you will marry me? Obviously not, so what do you know?" She waved the knight away like a brat who came to ask for candy: "Hunter I don’t know if the association scolds or not, but our boss likes to scold people anyway, and I’m used to being scolded every day. Fortunately, I have a broad mind and a tolerance for everything, otherwise I would have started scolding him long ago.”

"Christopher is so generous." The knight finished the task without leaving in a hurry, leaning against the wall and started chatting with her, "Then what do you usually do? Becoming a hunter must be very busy, right? Me, always I feel nervous and excited at the thought of becoming a hunter soon, how about telling me more stories about being a hunter?"

"Hey, it's too naive to think that you have become a hunter just after passing the first test, but there is really no big problem with your skills. Whether you are busy as a hunter depends on your attitude towards life. If you are like me Indifferent to fame and wealth, open-minded, open-minded, gentle and elegant, even if he has no job, he can capture a large number of fans with his incomparably high appearance!"

"……as long as you are happy."

She reminded the knight that since he had already got the number plate, it is better to go out early. The hunter and prey will change in 15 minutes. If he is so close, he must be the first to be caught.

"Although you are very good-looking and I admire you, I am not the kind of person who can be easily attracted by beauty." She nodded seriously, "That's right, that's it, I won't let you down."

"It's really reliable. If it weren't for the exam now, maybe I would have started to pursue you." He still smiled, "Christo must have thought about the first exam for a long time, right? The relationship between hunter and prey , The cooperation and deceit between companions is almost the epitome of life after becoming a hunter." He said, "Christo is really amazing."

However, Christo seemed to be stunned and didn't answer. She was stunned for three or four seconds before she came back to her senses: "Oh, oh oh, yes, it's really amazing, yes, that's how I think about candidates , Awesome! Worship me! Hahahahaha!!"

Knight: ...

The knight turned around and left.

Come on, your reaction was purely for fun and you didn't think too much about it. I'm really crazy to analyze your motives for you.