[Hunter] talking nonsense

The sky outside the window was clear and blue, so clear that even a cloud could not be seen.

She stepped on the table leg with her feet, and only let the two back legs of the chair touch the ground. The whole chair was shaking vigorously with the leg she stepped on the table.She leaned on the back of the chair, her head was completely tilted back, and she looked upside down at the sky reflected from the transparent glass of the window.

"I really want to fly..." she murmured unconsciously.

Nianya softly wrapped her whole body, she slowly rose into the air, half-closed her eyes to enjoy the short-lived feeling of vacating.

From the corridor outside the door, there was an unusually violent rattling, rattling, rattling, rumbling sound of heavy objects falling to the ground, and it didn't stop until her door.

Before the door was pushed open and smashed against the wall with a loud bang, Christo landed quickly and sat down to cover his ears. The time to complete the action was never more than one-tenth of a second.Immediately afterwards, the roar that resounded through the sky scared away the birds outside the window:

"Christo! Shut up!!!!"

Christo has been very melancholy recently, and he doesn't know when the tape that prohibits talking will be ripped off.

It's really inhumane. The new society still tortures employees in this way. It's terrible to work for this kind of boss. The working people stand up and stand up as serfs and sing!

She tried to tear off the adhesive strip on her mouth, but when her fingers touched the adhesive strip, she felt an electric shock-like numbness, and she put down her hand resentfully.She glanced at her watch, 5 minutes and 39 seconds had passed since she was banned by the administrator, and there were 54 minutes and 21 seconds left to tear off the tape.

Forget it, anyway, Markey has recently reached menopause. As a young man, I have to understand him, right? After all, not everyone can have such a broad mind like myself. ,

Sure enough, being too great is also a sin. She would feel ashamed when she recalled her own advantages and disadvantages.

Sitting in an office is very scary for an ADHD patient, especially if the mouth is a little restless and either eats or wants to talk nonsense, it is a disaster.But this moving track is always full of mouths to run the train, in order to minimize the chance of people lying down in seconds for unknown reasons, it is better to suffocate her a happy family.

Christo turned on his computer and came to the official forum of his organization:

[Tree Hole] The mouth of mlgb was taped by the menopausal boss again. How can this boat of friendship turn over?How to live a life like a year, being overwhelmed by water, anxious.

Reply on the 1st floor: Please free your brain, the wheelchair confines your body, not your mind - don't say thank you Markey for me.

Reply from the 2nd floor: Is it the third time this week?Has it been an hour this time—don't say thank Markey for me.

Reply from the 3rd floor: Great, I can finally go to the bathroom, you must know that to avoid passing your door, I have to go around half a building to the farthest place from you every time—don’t say anything, thank you Ma base.

Reply on the 4th floor: For those who replied above, their wages will be halved in the past few months - no need to thank me.

Reply on the 5th floor: Don’t you play bridge bean sack yourself? Why do you deduct our wages!

Reply on the 6th floor: 1. Discriminatory treatment is not an option. Do you want to hand over your salary yourself, or should we talk to you in person?

Reply from the 7th floor: a five-second voice.

After clicking:

"I'm on the fourth floor, idiot. The silence time has passed, you bastards, just wait for the wallet to be snatched away by dogs this month!!!!"

#Friendship的小船, turn over as soon as you say it_(:з)∠)_#

"Christopher, what have you been up to lately?" When Ma Ji, who worked hard and concentrated on his work during working hours, pushed the door in, he saw Christo who was sitting in front of the computer with a serious face and thinking about life.She already understood that as long as the subordinate didn't move when she opened the door and walked in, then she must have done nothing good.

But fortunately, he didn't open his mouth to say strange things, he was already very satisfied.

"What's the boss, I'm always at my best. Whether you want me to do push-ups or whack-a-mole, I have no problem at all." She said seriously, pretending to be an underground party joint.

The corners of Markey's eyes couldn't help twitching twice, "The 286th hunter exam is about to be held, and the association wants us to find an examiner, but everyone is very busy recently, I don't think you have anything to do, why don't you do it .”

"Refused, I just said that I only do whack-a-mole and push-ups, you can choose one." The standard indifference.jpg, who just presented a heart to the boss, is now completely bored.

"You don't have the right to refuse. Let's go now, right away." Markey pointed to the door, and looked at the subordinate who directly moved his chair to face the window with his back facing him.After two seconds, she still hadn't moved, and Markey loosened his tie, "Well, it's not impossible for you to get out from here."

In two steps, he buckled the back of the chair and dumped her out of the window as if unloading directly.

The Asby Building has a total of 150 floors. Christo, whose office is on the top floor, is screaming and doing free fall while frantically spraying venom on the Maggie—however, it’s too far away now .After falling down twenty floors screaming, she was finally sure that those guys who didn't have the love of their companions really wouldn't change their minds, and they had to bear the burden by themselves, she sighed and changed her posture in the air, "Yes It’s not that I have a big heart, I must come up and fight you for [-] rounds!”

She kicked hard on the outer wall of the building, jumped out horizontally with the force, spun twice in the air, and finally landed on an electric pole smoothly.He took out his pocket watch from his pocket and looked at it, and then began to use his strength to move forward on various buildings without slowing down.

"Damn it, this group of guys who don't have the love of their companions, it's good to let the rookie take the job of taking the hunter exam. I've joined for such a long time, but I'm still asked to do such a simple job. I don't know if I have to be busy. Are you trying to save the world, what will happen to the world if I let it go?"

Saying such words that Maggie would be yelled at after hearing, "You are the newest rookie who just joined for two months", she spun 360 degrees in the air and landed at the airport gate with a [-]-percent posture.

After inquiring about the latest airship to Fort Ebdenburg, she flipped through her pockets and showed her hunter ID. After verifying that it was valid, she boarded the first-class cabin of the airship.

"Give me a piece of any pasta, a piece of any steak, half a foie gras, a glass of orange soda, a glass of mango juice, and a piece of gum, and then you can leave me alone and do whatever you want, thank you." She pulled out the painting from the other pocket Wearing blindfolds with two wide-open eyes, he said to the flight attendant: "Remember to shake me up after the meal I ordered is served. Remember, if you can't wake up, you must hold my shoulder crazily. Shake me hard to wake up, if you can wake me up successfully, I will give you [-]% service, goodbye."

She pulled up the blindfold and fell asleep at the speed of light - you can even hear a slight snoring.

She slept until the airship landed and woke up slowly, took off the blindfold and looked at the apologetic staff, Christo sighed, "Forget it, I didn't expect you to really wake me up—— You must not have shaken me the way I said, and you must have used some kind of voice that I couldn't get at all to call softly." She completed the scoring form and filled in her work column: "Forget it , you’re not the only one who can’t wake me up, I’d better give you ninety points, don’t thank me.”

It was getting late after getting off the airship, she yawned and stretched her waist and touched her sagging stomach, "Well, I'll sit on the curb and wait to see if anyone wants to invite me to dinner, if If you are good-looking, then you can reluctantly agree." Saying this, she walked to the electric pole, patted the ashes on the curb, and sat down.

2 minutes later.

"Yeah, what is this lady doing here? Are you waiting for someone? But it's going to be dark soon. Do you want me to have a meal together?"

Apply hairspray, pass

Glossy face, pass

Moles on the face, pass

eyes are too small, pass

neck too short, pass

Short and fat like a wax gourd, pass

The gold watch and gold chain are low to burst, pass

Your ugliness blinds me, PASS

"No need, your appearance is too low, if you don't walk through here, trouble will come to you." Indifference.jpg

"Eh? Don't refuse so quickly. Although the uncle doesn't look like those boys with no connotation, but the uncle is very gentle." He said so and leaned over, "How about..."

"Be careful!!!"

With an earth-shattering cry, the uncle who hadn't had time to lean over subconsciously looked up, and then... nothing more.

The wrench that fell from the sky hit the head directly, bleeding profusely on the spot, the victim lost consciousness, and the worker who was working on the telephone pole immediately jumped down to check the victim's injuries.Christo yawned and took out his mobile phone: "Crooked, Yaoyaoling? Someone fainted here... Oh, I'm sorry I made a mistake. I should call Yaoyao and hang up first."

"This is my personal communication. There will be a fee for calling. Two thousand monies per minute. Please transfer it to my account in time."

"It's all wrong, you said that I was going to fight Yaoyaoling in any of your eyes, you said that I was going to fight Yaoyaoling, oh, the world is in chaos, and now liars are getting more and more good at bluffing people. Like, do you think I will believe it?" She rolled her eyes and hung up the phone, looked at the number seriously and dialed again, "Someone here fainted, come here!!! Oh my god, I'm so afraid of bleeding Three liters!!! Domin Junxi, Domin Junxi, save me now... No, no, it should be Joongki Ouba now, Joongki Oppa, please save me!! Wai Wai Wai, don’t hang up, I’m not a harassing call, really Someone fainted!"

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