[Comprehensive] Dimensional Summoning Catalog
Chapter 69 A Disastrous Cooking Experience
If it hadn't been forced and helpless, the foreman wouldn't even want to recall the scene he saw on the embankment one night a year ago.
After all, it is a picture that breaks the world view too much, so absurd that people doubt the authenticity of the world they live in.
At that time, he had just shaken out of the bar, was drowsy from three bottles of beer and two bottles of red wine, and walked in a zigzag.So when he saw a few people fighting by the river bank, before he understood the fantasy of those people's fighting moves and the fact that they flew into the sky when they hit it completely violated gravity, he subconsciously made a modern mistake. It's not a big deal for people to watch the excitement, so they took out their mobile phones and started recording, preparing to post it on the Internet afterwards for people to laugh at.
Of course, after he sobered up, he checked back and found this magical blockbuster filmed in real scenes, and immediately pressed the video in a cold sweat.
But after pressing back, he still kept this video, otherwise he would not be able to provide evidence for his words if he brought up this dream-like experience now.
The video of the fight was played on the electronic screen in the hall.
A girl with pink hair in a sailor suit, a handsome young man with a wooden knife, and a middle-aged man with a strong body and a military look. Three people with completely different styles fight in a scuffle, fighting from the ground to the sky.If it wasn't for the resolution, I'm really sorry, but the person who took the picture was still wobbling and causing the picture to be turned upside down. Just looking at the action effect is really exciting that even commercial blockbusters can't shoot.
Zhong Yuanzhong also leaned against the sofa in the clubhouse and stared at the screen with a frown. He put one hand in his pocket and held a wine glass in the other hand, half of the red wine in the glass had been drunk.
Although there was no sound, the battle on the screen was fierce to the naked eye. A female wraith in armor suddenly appeared behind the handsome young man with a swing of the wooden knife, and as soon as the wraith appeared, he met the blond woman who entered the screen at some point knight.The young man himself rushed straight at the middle-aged man with the gun. The two had just fought when the girl in the sailor suit suddenly jumped out and waved her magic wand, shouting something. A huge pink heart exploded between the two, splashing out Stars and ribbons that only appear at festivals.
Zhong Yuanzhong also felt a toothache, "Huh? What is this? A magical girl?"
"I said, you are not entertaining me, are you?"
"No, no, absolutely not." The foreman kneeling on the ground shook his head frantically, fearing that he would anger the monster if he took a step too late, he hurriedly explained, "This is indeed what I photographed, when we first saw it I was also shocked. There were several such incidents before and after, but they were all secretly suppressed by the government in the end. This happened a year ago, and I don’t know how the government handled it. These strange people seem to have suddenly disappeared, but they may have been taken away by the government..."
"……a year ago."
Zhong Yuanzhong also squinted his eyes, staring at the people who were still fighting on the screen.There is no doubt that this is the supernatural power he is looking for. These people whose painting style is incompatible with this world suddenly appeared a year ago, and their situation is almost exactly the same.
As for their disappearance, unless the government of this world hides some special power, he believes that these people finally returned to their respective worlds.
So, how did they break in and how did they get back?
Remembering the foreman's sentence "the news was suppressed by the government", Zhong Yuanzhong also lowered his eyelids and took a sip of wine.He felt that it was necessary for him to go to the Capitol.
He was still contemplating, and the others naturally breathed consciously and carefully, and the atmosphere was so quiet that a needle would stand clearly on the ground.
This heavy and stagnant atmosphere was finally broken by a phone ringing.
When the bell just rang, all the surviving people in this underworld den took a breath like frightened birds, guessing at each other which unlucky guy called at this time, until they saw Zhong Yuan Zhong also picked up the phone himself .
He didn't even need to express the routine question, he said directly, "What's wrong?"
After all, there is only one person in this world who can call him.
The person on the other end of the phone hadn't spoken yet, and the lively background sound broke into the silent hall first.She seems to be in a supermarket, and a few advertisements are playing repeatedly in the background. There is an over-excessive enthusiasm in her voice, coupled with the passing small words, the trivial breath of life overflows from the other end of the phone almost instantly, covering the Indoor sword light and blood shadow.
"Mr. Zhongye, I'm shopping for vegetables, what do you want for lunch?"
The girl's clear and pleasant voice rang on the phone, full of sunshine and vigor.When the underworld in the hall heard this greeting full of life, they almost popped their eyes like a vampire who suddenly saw the sun.
Where they didn't see it, Zhongyuan Zhong also froze with his hand holding the phone, and his voice was a bit weird, "...Are you shopping for groceries?"
"Yeah, I want to eat sukiyaki. But I don't want to order takeaway, I'm going to go back and make it myself. How about you, Chuya-kun? What do you want to eat?"
Zhong Yuanzhong was also silent for a few seconds, "You buy it first, don't move when you go back, and wait for me to come back."
After hanging up the phone calmly, he raised his head and glanced around. Everyone was so overwhelmed by his solemn and cold gaze that they dared not look up.
"you……"
Everyone trembled, subconsciously raised their hearts and waited nervously for the order.
"...Who can make sukiyaki?"
Everyone: "???"
When member A of the organization was pushed out by everyone to go back to make sukiyaki with the big devil who almost slaughtered the organization, his heart was broken.
He felt that even if he watched the red-haired monster slaughter all the people in the organization, he probably wouldn't have such a breakdown.
From the moment that person walks in the door, they realize they're one.That dark and cruel aura was almost overflowing from him. This youth who looked like he was underage might have more blood on his hands than the people in their entire organization combined.He is the most outstanding product of the dark world, and he did not waver in the slightest when he killed people, as if what he smashed casually was not the same kind of life with warmth, but batches of vases with boring patterns.
So, to be reasonable, such a cold-hearted, cold-blooded murderous big devil and being called home for dinner by a girl is a bit too incompatible, right? !
This combination is going to shake people's three views!
Member A followed Chu Fa in a trance all the way, and finally learned from the pain and decided to trust the world a little more.Start by doubting your own IQ, maybe he misunderstood it?
However, Zhong Yuanzhong is also a person who never plays sloppy eyes and doesn't like to go around in circles with others.When I say I go back to make sukiyaki, I mean I go back to make sukiyaki.
Literally, without discount.
Before entering the door, he paused and cast a heavy glance at the person behind him.
"Don't say unnecessary words, you know?"
Member A's body stiffened slightly, and then he immediately nodded his head desperately, and he saw that he was covered in cold sweat.
"I know, promise not to say anything!"
For his own life, member A behaved very well.
He walked in with a low eyebrow and pleasing eyes, washed vegetables, cooked, and even cleaned the used kitchen, showing the quality of a very well-trained service personnel throughout the process.
When Huiyue watched him go out, she stared at the dragon tattoo on his arm, her eyes were all confused.
Did she guess wrong?This is not the unlucky boy that Chuya randomly brought back from any gangster stronghold, but a chef hired by a housekeeping company honestly, but this chef's hobbies are a little darker?
"What are you still looking at? It's time to eat."
A cohabitant shouted impatiently from behind, Huiyue threw her doubts behind her with an "oh" and walked to the table and sat down.
Although I don't know where he fished it out, but his craftsmanship is surprisingly good.Huiyue fished out a piece of shiitake mushroom from the pot, gnawed on it and thought about a question in confusion. Although she bought all the dishes, she still couldn't enter the kitchen in the end.
So how is this different from eating out?
Swallowing the food slowly, she raised her head and looked at the person opposite with a bit of resentment, "Chuya-kun, is my cooking so unpalatable?"
Over there, Zhongyuan Zhong also grabbed a piece of beef chopsticks, gritted his teeth subconsciously, his expression almost collapsed, "I said, don't you know this question yourself?"
Sugawara Teruzuki looked back innocently, and after a while, suddenly realized, "Chuya-kun, are you talking about the first time I cooked? It was just an accident."
"The accident happened several times in a row, so it can't be called an accident at all?!"
Teruzuki Sugawara cooked for the first time, and to put it bluntly, it was a disaster.
That day, Zhong Yuan Zhong also just came back from an intelligence office. Because the other party did not cooperate, he exercised a little, and he was still in a good mood.
This good mood was maintained until he walked downstairs to the residents who were staying overnight.
The sun was fine, the sky was blue, and a cloud of white smoke floated above the landscape trees in front of the residential building. If you look carefully, you can find that the source is the outer window of a high-rise house.
It is no exaggeration to say that at first glance, it seems that a house is on fire and smoke is billowing out.
Residents gathered downstairs to watch the excitement. They stood downstairs collectively and looked up, discussing a lot.
Zhongyuan Zhong didn't care at first, and walked around the group of people casually, until he heard the word "twelfth floor" sporadically, his calm steps suddenly stopped, and he looked up.
Then he recognized it at a glance, it was the house he borrowed.
For a moment, speculations such as "being attacked" or "capacity runaway" flashed in his mind, Zhongyuan Zhong did not delay at all, stepped on the ground with his toes, and jumped directly onto the balcony on the twelfth floor, screaming all over the place. Leave behind.
The glass door of the balcony had not been locked all year round, so he opened it very easily and entered the house.The smog inside the house was almost the same, the smoke alarm on the roof was awakened, and water was sprayed down.
Zhongyuan Zhong also stared at the thick smoke in the room, there was no movement inside, and he had some bad premonitions.
"Sugawara? Sugawara Teruzuki, are you there?"
There was a crackling sound from the room, indicating that there were still people living inside. With a "tsk", he waved away the smoke with one hand and rushed in.
The thick smoke that filled the room did not know what was mixed with it, it was astringent and choking, and it also had a pungent smell of chili noodles.
Five minutes later, Nakahara Nakaya finally found the owner of the house, Sugawara Teruzuki, in the kitchen where the visibility was comparable to smog.
Billows of white smoke came out of the iron pan in front of her, clearly identifying the source of the disaster in this room.
Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."
As soon as he came back, he saw his cohabitant committing suicide by burning charcoal in the kitchen. Should he rescue him symbolically or let her go?
The author has something to say: "re:creators", I don't know if you have seen this episode, it doesn't matter if you haven't seen it, I will briefly talk about the background later
After all, it is a picture that breaks the world view too much, so absurd that people doubt the authenticity of the world they live in.
At that time, he had just shaken out of the bar, was drowsy from three bottles of beer and two bottles of red wine, and walked in a zigzag.So when he saw a few people fighting by the river bank, before he understood the fantasy of those people's fighting moves and the fact that they flew into the sky when they hit it completely violated gravity, he subconsciously made a modern mistake. It's not a big deal for people to watch the excitement, so they took out their mobile phones and started recording, preparing to post it on the Internet afterwards for people to laugh at.
Of course, after he sobered up, he checked back and found this magical blockbuster filmed in real scenes, and immediately pressed the video in a cold sweat.
But after pressing back, he still kept this video, otherwise he would not be able to provide evidence for his words if he brought up this dream-like experience now.
The video of the fight was played on the electronic screen in the hall.
A girl with pink hair in a sailor suit, a handsome young man with a wooden knife, and a middle-aged man with a strong body and a military look. Three people with completely different styles fight in a scuffle, fighting from the ground to the sky.If it wasn't for the resolution, I'm really sorry, but the person who took the picture was still wobbling and causing the picture to be turned upside down. Just looking at the action effect is really exciting that even commercial blockbusters can't shoot.
Zhong Yuanzhong also leaned against the sofa in the clubhouse and stared at the screen with a frown. He put one hand in his pocket and held a wine glass in the other hand, half of the red wine in the glass had been drunk.
Although there was no sound, the battle on the screen was fierce to the naked eye. A female wraith in armor suddenly appeared behind the handsome young man with a swing of the wooden knife, and as soon as the wraith appeared, he met the blond woman who entered the screen at some point knight.The young man himself rushed straight at the middle-aged man with the gun. The two had just fought when the girl in the sailor suit suddenly jumped out and waved her magic wand, shouting something. A huge pink heart exploded between the two, splashing out Stars and ribbons that only appear at festivals.
Zhong Yuanzhong also felt a toothache, "Huh? What is this? A magical girl?"
"I said, you are not entertaining me, are you?"
"No, no, absolutely not." The foreman kneeling on the ground shook his head frantically, fearing that he would anger the monster if he took a step too late, he hurriedly explained, "This is indeed what I photographed, when we first saw it I was also shocked. There were several such incidents before and after, but they were all secretly suppressed by the government in the end. This happened a year ago, and I don’t know how the government handled it. These strange people seem to have suddenly disappeared, but they may have been taken away by the government..."
"……a year ago."
Zhong Yuanzhong also squinted his eyes, staring at the people who were still fighting on the screen.There is no doubt that this is the supernatural power he is looking for. These people whose painting style is incompatible with this world suddenly appeared a year ago, and their situation is almost exactly the same.
As for their disappearance, unless the government of this world hides some special power, he believes that these people finally returned to their respective worlds.
So, how did they break in and how did they get back?
Remembering the foreman's sentence "the news was suppressed by the government", Zhong Yuanzhong also lowered his eyelids and took a sip of wine.He felt that it was necessary for him to go to the Capitol.
He was still contemplating, and the others naturally breathed consciously and carefully, and the atmosphere was so quiet that a needle would stand clearly on the ground.
This heavy and stagnant atmosphere was finally broken by a phone ringing.
When the bell just rang, all the surviving people in this underworld den took a breath like frightened birds, guessing at each other which unlucky guy called at this time, until they saw Zhong Yuan Zhong also picked up the phone himself .
He didn't even need to express the routine question, he said directly, "What's wrong?"
After all, there is only one person in this world who can call him.
The person on the other end of the phone hadn't spoken yet, and the lively background sound broke into the silent hall first.She seems to be in a supermarket, and a few advertisements are playing repeatedly in the background. There is an over-excessive enthusiasm in her voice, coupled with the passing small words, the trivial breath of life overflows from the other end of the phone almost instantly, covering the Indoor sword light and blood shadow.
"Mr. Zhongye, I'm shopping for vegetables, what do you want for lunch?"
The girl's clear and pleasant voice rang on the phone, full of sunshine and vigor.When the underworld in the hall heard this greeting full of life, they almost popped their eyes like a vampire who suddenly saw the sun.
Where they didn't see it, Zhongyuan Zhong also froze with his hand holding the phone, and his voice was a bit weird, "...Are you shopping for groceries?"
"Yeah, I want to eat sukiyaki. But I don't want to order takeaway, I'm going to go back and make it myself. How about you, Chuya-kun? What do you want to eat?"
Zhong Yuanzhong was also silent for a few seconds, "You buy it first, don't move when you go back, and wait for me to come back."
After hanging up the phone calmly, he raised his head and glanced around. Everyone was so overwhelmed by his solemn and cold gaze that they dared not look up.
"you……"
Everyone trembled, subconsciously raised their hearts and waited nervously for the order.
"...Who can make sukiyaki?"
Everyone: "???"
When member A of the organization was pushed out by everyone to go back to make sukiyaki with the big devil who almost slaughtered the organization, his heart was broken.
He felt that even if he watched the red-haired monster slaughter all the people in the organization, he probably wouldn't have such a breakdown.
From the moment that person walks in the door, they realize they're one.That dark and cruel aura was almost overflowing from him. This youth who looked like he was underage might have more blood on his hands than the people in their entire organization combined.He is the most outstanding product of the dark world, and he did not waver in the slightest when he killed people, as if what he smashed casually was not the same kind of life with warmth, but batches of vases with boring patterns.
So, to be reasonable, such a cold-hearted, cold-blooded murderous big devil and being called home for dinner by a girl is a bit too incompatible, right? !
This combination is going to shake people's three views!
Member A followed Chu Fa in a trance all the way, and finally learned from the pain and decided to trust the world a little more.Start by doubting your own IQ, maybe he misunderstood it?
However, Zhong Yuanzhong is also a person who never plays sloppy eyes and doesn't like to go around in circles with others.When I say I go back to make sukiyaki, I mean I go back to make sukiyaki.
Literally, without discount.
Before entering the door, he paused and cast a heavy glance at the person behind him.
"Don't say unnecessary words, you know?"
Member A's body stiffened slightly, and then he immediately nodded his head desperately, and he saw that he was covered in cold sweat.
"I know, promise not to say anything!"
For his own life, member A behaved very well.
He walked in with a low eyebrow and pleasing eyes, washed vegetables, cooked, and even cleaned the used kitchen, showing the quality of a very well-trained service personnel throughout the process.
When Huiyue watched him go out, she stared at the dragon tattoo on his arm, her eyes were all confused.
Did she guess wrong?This is not the unlucky boy that Chuya randomly brought back from any gangster stronghold, but a chef hired by a housekeeping company honestly, but this chef's hobbies are a little darker?
"What are you still looking at? It's time to eat."
A cohabitant shouted impatiently from behind, Huiyue threw her doubts behind her with an "oh" and walked to the table and sat down.
Although I don't know where he fished it out, but his craftsmanship is surprisingly good.Huiyue fished out a piece of shiitake mushroom from the pot, gnawed on it and thought about a question in confusion. Although she bought all the dishes, she still couldn't enter the kitchen in the end.
So how is this different from eating out?
Swallowing the food slowly, she raised her head and looked at the person opposite with a bit of resentment, "Chuya-kun, is my cooking so unpalatable?"
Over there, Zhongyuan Zhong also grabbed a piece of beef chopsticks, gritted his teeth subconsciously, his expression almost collapsed, "I said, don't you know this question yourself?"
Sugawara Teruzuki looked back innocently, and after a while, suddenly realized, "Chuya-kun, are you talking about the first time I cooked? It was just an accident."
"The accident happened several times in a row, so it can't be called an accident at all?!"
Teruzuki Sugawara cooked for the first time, and to put it bluntly, it was a disaster.
That day, Zhong Yuan Zhong also just came back from an intelligence office. Because the other party did not cooperate, he exercised a little, and he was still in a good mood.
This good mood was maintained until he walked downstairs to the residents who were staying overnight.
The sun was fine, the sky was blue, and a cloud of white smoke floated above the landscape trees in front of the residential building. If you look carefully, you can find that the source is the outer window of a high-rise house.
It is no exaggeration to say that at first glance, it seems that a house is on fire and smoke is billowing out.
Residents gathered downstairs to watch the excitement. They stood downstairs collectively and looked up, discussing a lot.
Zhongyuan Zhong didn't care at first, and walked around the group of people casually, until he heard the word "twelfth floor" sporadically, his calm steps suddenly stopped, and he looked up.
Then he recognized it at a glance, it was the house he borrowed.
For a moment, speculations such as "being attacked" or "capacity runaway" flashed in his mind, Zhongyuan Zhong did not delay at all, stepped on the ground with his toes, and jumped directly onto the balcony on the twelfth floor, screaming all over the place. Leave behind.
The glass door of the balcony had not been locked all year round, so he opened it very easily and entered the house.The smog inside the house was almost the same, the smoke alarm on the roof was awakened, and water was sprayed down.
Zhongyuan Zhong also stared at the thick smoke in the room, there was no movement inside, and he had some bad premonitions.
"Sugawara? Sugawara Teruzuki, are you there?"
There was a crackling sound from the room, indicating that there were still people living inside. With a "tsk", he waved away the smoke with one hand and rushed in.
The thick smoke that filled the room did not know what was mixed with it, it was astringent and choking, and it also had a pungent smell of chili noodles.
Five minutes later, Nakahara Nakaya finally found the owner of the house, Sugawara Teruzuki, in the kitchen where the visibility was comparable to smog.
Billows of white smoke came out of the iron pan in front of her, clearly identifying the source of the disaster in this room.
Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."
As soon as he came back, he saw his cohabitant committing suicide by burning charcoal in the kitchen. Should he rescue him symbolically or let her go?
The author has something to say: "re:creators", I don't know if you have seen this episode, it doesn't matter if you haven't seen it, I will briefly talk about the background later
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