Did Sayaka have bad luck today? [Comprehensive]

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Today is Children's Day!It just so happens that this year's Children's Day birthday is exciting!

I ate a delicious cake, so happy qwq

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Love you guys!I continued to play activities, and if I didn't kill it in one day, I would get 4000!

No problem, just a small scene.

Sayaka Suwa stood in front of the game console with a small mallet in his hands, his eyes wandering back and forth between the holes on the plane of the game console.The BGM coming from the game console kept ringing, and the circle of colored lights lit up again and again, but there was no sound for a long time.Sayaka Suwa has been waiting for a long time. She clenched the handle of the gavel a little bit and swallowed. Just as she was about to take a breather, she suddenly came out from the hole of the game platform A groundhog in a safety helmet!

"knock"

"GOOD GAME!"

"GPT: 10000+"

"Last round total: 29825440GPT"

"add: *****..."

The values ​​on the screen rotate crazily and finally appear on the screen one by one:

"72125400"

"Total of this round: 72125400GPT"

"Yoho—you can do whatever you want!"

Osamu Dazai looked at the panting Sayaka Suwa with his chin propped on the side, and smiled lightly: "Don't be so nervous, if you are so nervous that you are sweating profusely for good things, then it's better to be with you." It’s easy for me to die together.”

"Ha, haha... In the end, it's all because of who!" Sayaka Suwa smiled, grabbed the small gavel and threw it at Osamu Dazai's head.

"Oh my, I'm not a groundhog, dear Miss Sayaka." Osamu Dazai dodged Suwa Sayaka's attack, squinting his eyes and smiling.

"..." Sayaka Suwa frowned, held up the small mallet and continued to sweep, aiming to hit Osamu Dazai, but Osamu Dazai seemed to know which direction she would come from, and he would never let her succeed He succeeded, and kept smiling, making everyone around him think——

"Look at that couple flirting!"

"Excellent match, look!"

……

Who—is a couple with this person! ! ! !

"Okay." Osamu Dazai grabbed Sayaka Suwa's wrist, stretched out his hand and flicked her on the forehead, and Sayaka Suwa squatted on the side with his forehead covered in pain and hummed.Osamu Dazai took the small mallet that Sayaka Suwa was going to use to hit him and hit himself on the head, really hard, probably because it just hurt after hitting him, and there was nothing else that could kill him effect, give up.He knelt down and looked at Sayaka Suwa, and continued to smile like a gentleman, "For female high school students, the world is beautiful, but it is limited to playing games all day in the video arcade or in well-known selling idols or anime. It is really difficult for people who are not familiar with the circle to grasp the claw machines for a day, play for a day in pumping games, and passionately unpack them in the surrounding shops.”

"None of your business." Sayaka Suwa rolled his eyes at Osamu Dazai, rubbed his forehead and said confidently, "Everyone's definition of a beautiful place in this world is different. It’s beautiful. Some people think it’s wonderful to stay in a bookstore and read books all day, and some people think it’s wonderful to stay at home, eat potato chips, hold Coke and watch a TV series for a day. In short, all kinds of things are different. Let me tell you what counts for me as being able to think 'this world is a good place' and I'm being rude to tell you what you're saying is hard to understand? Do you want to fight?"

"Didn't you try many times just now and didn't succeed?" Dazai Osamu pointed to Suwa Sayaka's forehead.

"..."

"Using supernatural powers will have no effect on me." Osamu Dazai squinted his eyes. According to this situation, Osamu Dazai's odds of winning are too great.

Sayaka Suwa just didn't believe in this evil. She suddenly had an idea, as if she had figured out something, and she suddenly became enlightened.

She shouldn't have been serious with this suicide lover!

After all, this person is here to make trouble. If you do what he wants, then you will be the one who will die of anger in the end. The other party will feel very happy to play you around!

No, you can’t follow his way!

"Okay, since you think this is boring, let's break it up, you go your own way and I cross my single-plank bridge." Sayaka Suwa stood up and patted her uniform skirt, scratching her hair, "Let's leave now, Never see you again."

"Hey, miss, I've already spared the whole day today!" Osamu Dazai looked up at Sayaka Suwa, "I haven't had enough fun yet."

"Mr. Dazai, it has nothing to do with me if you didn't play enough! I'm a student, so I should go home and do my homework at this point."

"Do your homework!"

Speaking of the word homework, Osamu Dazai stood up as if he had discovered something novel: "Then let's do homework together!"

"what--?"

Sayaka Suwa probably never imagined that someone would be interested in "homework"... Besides, who would do homework in a bar!Sayaka Suwa sat on the seat specially arranged for her by Osamu Dazai, staring blankly at the notebook, textbook, homework book and pen that had been dug out on the table, and then looked at the side holding her textbook, which was said to be "studying" "Osamu Dazai doesn't even know how to do homework.

After all... She didn't go to school again today! ! !

However, the atmosphere of this bar is really different from that of HOMRA.In contrast, the decoration here is more retro, and it may be that the location is different, and the guests received are different, so this place is more secluded and quiet compared with HOMRA.

After all, it's a place where delinquent teenagers gather, so it's normal to be a bit lively.

It's different from the feeling over there, it's like being stuck in time here, it's unbelievable.

"It seems that doing homework is not a fun thing."

The thoughts flying into the space-time tunnel were instantly brought back to reality by Osamu Dazai's words!

Sayaka Suwa couldn't help complaining silently in her heart, "Of course it's not fun! Homework is no fun!" She ignored Dazai Osamu and patted his face to organize his thoughts, and opened his notebook to copy the contents of the dense blackboard writing on the book Move it to the notebook.

"Why copy it again?"

Osamu Dazai played with the book in his hand, twirling it constantly, making the book on his fingertips like playing with a handkerchief.

"Because the notebook is not mine--" Sayaka Suwa said while copying the notes, "Some people don't listen to the class, so I ask others to copy the notes for her, because my school, Exams are generally open-book, and 90.00% of the lectures in class will be passed. If you don’t find the answer to this question in your notebook or book, you will be called to the teaching room one by one to ask questions. Copy Taking notes is a good way to make money, and the notes for a class are at least a few hundred yen."

"Isn't it impossible to earn the several hundred yen note fee today?"

"Use this thing." Sayaka Suwa waved his phone and propped his chin and said, "I won't keep listening to the class, you know what my supernatural power is, and I've been listening to a class for 45 minutes If you don’t focus on a single point of nonsense, it will be boring if you listen to it too much. If your ability is too convenient, you can do anything, as long as you watch the surveillance video of the classroom again, you can probably finish copying the notes.”

"Pfft, you're such an interesting guy to hack into the school's monitoring system to read the blackboard with such a powerful ability."

"Then." Sayaka Suwa stopped copying notes, looked at Osamu Dazai and asked, "Mr. Dazai, you are a cadre of the port mafia, every day must be very exciting and interesting! Speaking of which, why do you want to Obsessed with suicide?"

"Yeah, that seems like a good question." Osamu Dazai nodded with his arms crossed, "The question of suicide is not called suicide, it's an exploration of the 'mystery of death' If it's exciting and interesting, then you're wrong! It's super boring!"

"At least it's a million times more exciting than ordinary people." No, Sayaka Suwa suddenly became interested in the daily life of the port mafia cadres, "Hey, why don't you tell me about it?"

"You are interested in these."

"Ah, speaking of which, you can't tell outsiders!"

"Actually, it's not a big problem to talk about it. Ms. Sayaka is not an outsider to me~" Osamu Dazai smiled, "But my job is relatively boring, and I have a friend who also works in the Mafia The nature of his work is much more interesting than mine."

"Why do you have ideas?"

"For example, teach the elementary school students on the street not to dismantle the vending machines to divide up the goods inside, and help to collect debts and help catch the suspect who broke into the house for murder and robbery -- and so on." Osamu Dazai counted with his fingers, "Yes Some time ago, he also said that he helped dismantle the dud behind our mafia office! It’s really interesting——that guy’s work content is really interesting! I’m thinking about applying for transfer to his office like our leader Go to the post!"

"It feels like I did something good by accident?" Sayaka Suwa nodded, "But it's really interesting. Is your job really boring?"

"Of course, it's just a stop and go every day." Osamu Dazai said and waved his hands, "It's just to inspect this-to inspect that-the only interesting thing is that some guys who are overconfident come back to provoke me , are already on the line, the knives and guns are ready, but when they see us, they run away with their tails between their legs, which is super boring."

"...Suddenly surrounded by a large group of people with guns, it is really impossible to do anything other than admit defeat and escape--" Sayaka Suwa suddenly remembered his situation a few hours ago, those people were Where did it come from!

Chatting and chatting like this, Sayaka Suwa copied all the notes.Osamu Dazai is really uninteresting. In just this moment, he really told Sayaka Suwa about various things in the port mafia that are quite interesting to him, including embarrassing stories about members. , also said that he claimed a young subordinate, but the other party seemed to take his opinion too seriously.

"Mr. Dazai, I have a question."

After hearing so many things, Suwa Sayaka was a little flustered, she seemed to know a little too much, she raised her hand, and asked cowardly: "Aren't you going to kill me later?"

"It was discovered."

"What?!"

"It's nothing—" Osamu Dazai smiled and waved his hands, "Miss Sayaka is a person who knows everything that should be said, and keeps tight-lipped about things that should not be said. Silence is golden. Because of this, I will tell you so much. After all—" Osamu Dazai glanced around the empty bar, "There are not many people in this world who can really talk."

"..."

"It will probably be a great honor for me to have this kind of conversation with you here in the next period of time." Osamu Dazai held up Sayaka Suwa's hand and bowed his head on the back of her hand——

"stop!"

Sayaka Suwa withdrew her hand quickly, and turned her back behind her back: "Okay, okay, I know, don't need to talk nonsense, anyway, I don't want to get involved with yours or that bar. In short, you still go Turn yourself in or apologize or just run away without a trace and don't get caught by those people! Kindly please don't mess up my life too, okay?"

Sayaka Suwa made a request. If it wasn't for Osamu Dazai, she would have been the same as usual today, with the sun rising and setting, going to school and going to the concert with her good friends!Instead of being here with a suicide buff... copying notes.

"Then I'll just run away without a trace and don't get caught by those people." After Osamu Dazai finished speaking, he smiled amusedly, "I seemed to hear Saya at the tram station this morning. Ms. Jia said that she wanted to buy cheap, high-quality chairs. In order to compensate for the loss of bothering you all day, I have asked my subordinates to buy brand new furniture and send it to your home."

"What do you mean sent to my house?!! You are too scary! How do you know!"

"Well, there's nothing you don't know about the Mafia."

"You were still lying in the hospital yesterday..." Sayaka Suwa closed her mouth in the middle of her sentence. She didn't think about it just now but she didn't realize that this person was sent to the hospital for gastric lavage at least a few days later. !Why are you so alive right now...

There is only one possibility that this guy is already used to this kind of thing!

This guy... has been following her since morning!

"Miss' expression of hell is really interesting. Next time I can't find anyone to talk to, I can go to your house to find you! I will bring a gift next time!"

"Farewell, I'm moving tonight!"

Don't be a ghost!