After being expelled by Xiongying [Comprehensive]

"...Is this photo taken when I was four years old? No, it's better to be more rigorous—"

"It's four years old! Odasaku, look at the cake with '4' written on it! Wow! Saki-san was so cute when she was young!"

"Indeed, very cute!"

"Hey? Is this little bunny Michiko! Michiko-san turned out to be Sister Saki's fourth birthday present!"

"Oh! Ah Saki is amazing! She climbed onto the bookcase by herself!"

"Aunt Oda is so beautiful, why doesn't Saku Oda look like Aunt Oda at all? Except for the color of her hair and eyes."

"Hey, hey! Since you are a child, don't tease adults casually."

"What's the matter! It hurts! Don't stab someone with your beard, Odasaku! I hate Odasaku!"

……

Three days ago, Oda Saki inadvertently awakened the sleeping Aizawa Demon; three days later, although Aizawa Demon did not dig out the flip camera commonly used in high school, he accidentally found an old-fashioned film camera that was very popular among young people at that time.

"This photo is blurred," the cutest little princess Saki of the Oda family sat on the throne, the head of the family, Oda Saku, holding the young man's smartphone in his arms and dragging his voice regretfully, "Who is Saki kissing?" I hate it, it's all a pile of black shadows."

The autistic green-eyed girl sitting with her legs crossed in the corner of the room moved when she heard the words, and got up with a sense of relief, leaning on the shoulders of the elders and bending down to look at her dark history: "...Well, I really don't see it very well. Qing, it should be my dad's colleague, right?"

A small white ball of Oda Saki was wrapped in an animal jumpsuit, and she raised her head at [-] degrees with difficulty, stretched out her meaty paws to grab the collar of the opponent's shirt; the blurred shadow bent down , the only clear long and thin finger resting on the armpit of the green-eyed little rabbit.

"Yes, is it Kagu Tsugenshi?" Shinji asked in a low voice, obediently leaning against Oda Zuaku's legs.

This assumption of yours, cutie, gives me the creeps.Could it be that I am also the woman who molested the former underworld emperor in Tokyo?Oda Saki laughed softly: "Probably not. Mr. Kagutsu has short dark red hair, and his figure is even taller."

Hearing the sudden and peaceful memory of the little girl, Oda Saku felt something.The man looked up at his younger sister, freed a hand behind his back, and touched the little girl's reddish-brown broken hair hanging on the side of her face——

Regardless of the death of Mr. Momiji Kari or the death of their common mother, Mrs. Oda, Oda Saku was unable to accompany his only blood relative.

"I'm fine. It's been a long time." Oda Saki smiled.

Before JK, the housekeeper, continued to express his optimism and positivity, the children huddled together to look at the photos burst into cheers: "Look at Odasaku! Sister Saki's crying is so cute!"

Odasaku came back to his senses, and immediately smiled: "Yo. Did you roll off the sofa?"

"..." Damn it, why.Oda Saki was expressionless: Aizawa Shouta, I will kill you.

Probably out of a wonderful enthusiasm for sharing the growth process of the little girl, Odasaku and Aizawa Yuta, who are middle-aged and elderly people, have opened the most popular instant messaging software at the same time;

The two laggards who are even more backward than Oda Saki are the only ones in each other's friend list. When the dialog box is opened, it is full of middle-aged and elderly emoticons and photos of young Oda Saki.

These photos are not photos in the sense of the information age, but Aizawa Shouta developed the film one by one into photos, and then took the digital photos with the camera of the mobile phone, and then sent them to the middle-aged and elderly people in Yokohama who were having fun together. Oda work.

——God knows what inspired the two guys who traveled the world by phone and text message, let them go through all kinds of difficulties, tirelessly and repeatedly groping, and only then did they meet and share happy moments on the only instant messaging list.

"...just watch it at home," Oda Saki put her forearm around the neck of the elders, and threatened sinisterly, "If you dare to show it to your colleagues or friends, I will let the 'ex-killer die tragically at home, the murderer' It's my own sister' will be the headline of next week's social page in Yokohama newspaper!"

Odasaku grinned: "Okay——I promise, I won't show it to others."

Port Mafia Building.Chief's office.

"...The previous 'compensation' of the Snake Swamp Group has all been collected and sorted out," Sakaguchi Ango turned a page of the document in his hand, and continued to report in a calm tone, "We have to wait for the rebellion in the western district last week... Dazai, please don't pull my back, thank you."

Mori Ogai folded his hands to form a bridge, and smiled while holding his chin: "Dazai-kun? What are you laughing at in the serious chief's office?"

"...Puff ha ha ha ha ha ha!" The boy in black suit, who was seen by his colleagues and superiors, couldn't help laughing, and bent over to breathe with his partner's shoulders, "Ango, look at the group! Group! Hahahahahaha—— —Oda Sakuta hahahaha—”

Zhong Yuan Zhong also said angrily: "What are you laughing at, you idiot mackerel! Take your hand off!"

Mori Ogai put down his hands slowly: "Oh——? What happened?"

Ango Sakaguchi, whose report was interrupted, nodded to his leader, unhurriedly opened the function lock of the smartphone, and clicked on the instant messaging software with a red dot hanging on it—this software was installed by Oda Saku Amway and the others a few days ago .

The friend list of the top pillar of the intelligence department is also clean and tidy, with only two friends and sporadic work colleagues; Ango Sakaguchi opened a group chat named "Let's drink a bar~", and was unsurprisingly caught by Dazai's countless 'Hahahaha' smacked his face.

What's matter?Dazai laughed so much that it made people worry.The staff of the intelligence department flipped through the information calmly, until a photo of a four or five-year-old female child appeared on the screen.

The overly familiar hair color and eye color made Ango Sakaguchi pause.

——The girl's soft hair is tied into cute little buns, and the broken hair protrudes from the edge of the rabbit hat; the little guy in the rabbit one-piece suit is more like a little turtle that has been turned over, with its feet facing Tiandi lay on a small pillow, sleeping soundly with his eyes closed.

The little girl had ten shallow dimples on the backs of both hands, and she clenched her fists fiercely; her round cheeks were blushing, and her mouth opened unconsciously, revealing a few small deciduous teeth.

……ah.Ango Sakaguchi raised the corner of his mouth subconsciously: Did Odasaku accidentally send the wrong message?

As if responding to what Ango Sakaguchi thought, the elder brother who was about to be killed by his own sister realized it after a while, anxious and helpless, and uttered a sentence, "You can pretend you didn't see anything, can you?" '.

"Damn Dazai, what's so funny about this!" Nakahara Chuya punched Dazai Osamu in the stomach, and said fiercely, "Isn't he just a silly kid? Could it be Odasaku's daughter?"

Mori Ogai waved to the two with a smile: "Oh, the family situation of the subordinates is also something that the boss must care about~"

Ango Sakaguchi opened his mouth, intending to say "nothing" to put off his overly concerned boss, but the young quasi-cadre who did nothing good had already walked to the leader's spacious desk with his mobile phone.

"It's not Odasaku's daughter." Ango Sakaguchi pushed his glasses, trying to keep his tone as cool as possible, "It's just a half-sister." That guy Dazai was too reckless.Miss Oda is a reserve hero.

The boy in the black suit leaned on the edge of the desk, lowered his upper body slightly while holding the smartphone, and slowly put away the undisguised exaggerated smile on his lips, which became playful and treacherous—Osamu Dazai smiled and compared the expression of the "little princess" Mouth.

Mori Ogai raised his eyebrows, and praised: "Indeed, the little princess of the Oda family is very cute."

"Is this rice cake already in his teens?" Zhongyuan Zhong also frowned and looked at his own leader who was full of interest, for fear that the other party's gene-implanted lolicon would fall ill inappropriately, "How cute is the fat rice cake? "

Mori Ogai: "It's impolite to describe a lady like this, Nakahara-kun~"

The short cadre boy clicked his tongue irritably, hugged his shoulders and said, "Since I have nothing to do, I'll go first—I almost forgot—hey! Bastard mackerel, that guy Akutagawa will continue to lend it to me."

"Hey—?" Osamu Dazai leaned against the desk, and smiled broadly, "Recently, Akutagawa has been working under Nakaya-san, and even the black lizard is rarely present...so is Nakaya-san trying to poach my corner? ?”

"Who cares for that kind of sick and weak chicken!" After talking to this Central Plains, he immediately felt relieved, and even couldn't help showing off with joy, "My uncle's students are much better than you!"

One hit Akutagawa and ten!The famous beast raised its head proudly, without concealing its swelling.

The little princess of Greenwich and Heroic?Ango Sakaguchi said calmly: The other party came to practice with a background, in other words, no matter how good he is, he would never become a member of Hong Kong gangsters, so Mr. Zhongyuan's complacency is actually a bit ironic.

Osamu Dazai, who usually would go back without hesitation and cynicism, seemed to be replaced by an alien. Not only did he not retort, he even laughed happily: "Oh? Really?" So a slug is a slug~

Based on past experience with these two high-risk partners, Sakaguchi's crisis alarm began to buzz.The pillar of the intelligence department bid farewell to the leader without hesitation: "The subsequent arrangements will be sent to your mailbox by email, please pay attention to check."

Mori Ogai: "Hey? Is Sakaguchi-kun leaving? We can chat easily—"

Ango Sakaguchi: "No need. Thank you for the invitation. Farewell."

In the next hour, Nakahara Chuya praised his new student humbly in a 360-degree manner without any dead ends, intending to let a certain mackerel know clearly, "Who is the real father of Hong Kong and black in the upper and lower ten streets of Yokohama?" ;

However, a certain young man with a "deep and unpredictable mind" seemed to be taking the wrong drug when he went out today, allowing his partner to close his eyes and brag, and from time to time he would say "Huh?"That's it~' and 'Wow!That's amazing~'.

Nakahara Nakaya "hahaha you hot chicken" for a while and also noticed that something was wrong, but his partner who exuded a stupid fishy smell just kept a disgusting smile, like a gorilla whose brain has been eaten (Zhongye language ).

"I'll let that kid Akutagawa go back to the Black Lizard." As the head of the Hong Kong Black Violence Department, Nakahara Nakaya gritted his teeth and thought about it, and decided to deal with the mackerel with his fists, "I'll take a break next Sunday, and Saki will beat him until he cries. I'm going to find you!"

"...?" Osamu Dazai couldn't stop laughing, "You finally changed from a slug with nothing in your mind to a slug with only violence in your mind?"

——In the eyes of Osamu Dazai, no matter how powerful Oda Saki is, she is still a serious high school student; compared with Akutagawa Ryunosuke who fought all the way from the poor street to the heir of the cadres, there is no doubt that he is bloody And the distance of countless human lives.

Unless there is the blessing of the river against the current, or Akutagawa Ryunosuke releases the water, the result can only be Nakahara Chuya becoming angry and chasing down his partner.

"Just wait!" Nakahara Nakahara sneered and waved his fist, "Do you want to bet or not? I kept half of my wine cellar for private storage, bastard mackerel, what are you buying?" Akutagawa Ryunosuke is just a young beast, weaving Tian Saki is a young beast!

Osamu Dazai smiled: "If that's the case, then I'll hide half of my bandages—"

"Then I'll kill you right now!" Zhong Yuan Zhong also said in a fierce tone, "The leader expressly forbids me to send you to hell, but he doesn't prohibit you and my subordinates from witnessing 'competitions'—so! It's a man's words! Just get me serious!"

After all, the teenagers, even if soaked in the dark for many years, still have youthful blood after all; Osamu Dazai restrained his casual smile, and said in a low voice: "If you win, the priority for next year's cadre-level tasks will be in your hands."

"Heh," Zhongyuan Zhong also unscrupulously pointed the middle finger at his partner, "It's a deal."

——At this moment, Akutagawa Ryunosuke and Oda Saki are working together to study how to sneak in without injury. The atmosphere is harmonious and full of academic discussions, and they know nothing about the fights and huge bets agreed upon by each other's mentors.

What Chuya Nakahara and Osamu Dazai knew nothing about was that less than a week after the bet was made, the two students who were bets were almost taken away in a series of explosions.

The author has something to say: Oda Saki: Heh.grown ups.Instead of posting photos of children when they were young in the work group (Oda Zuo),

It is to compare the grades of children with others (Nakahara Chuya & Dazai Osamu).

#我经历了太多多少#Adults are annoying ghosts#