After being expelled by Xiongying [Comprehensive]

"...All in all, for some reason or another, Her Royal Highness Princess Diguang's trainee tutor can only be selected from the two of you, Dazai-kun and Zhongyuan-kun."

Mori Ogai sat behind his desk, with his hands on his chin, and he came to the above conclusion with a smile, "Okay, then it's time to choose what you like to see—"

"Hey! Leader!" The short young man in a black windbreaker still looked dusty, ignored his boss's inexplicable 'love to hear', threw the password box on the ground, and said angrily, "I just came from Returning from a business trip in Europe! This kind of job of taking care of the children is left to the idiot mackerel, anyway, Akutagawa is also hanging on his side!"

Osamu Dazai: "Oh? Didn't Chukai go on a business trip because he lost a bet? Sure enough, he's a slug with no brains and a big memory!"

"Shut up! If it wasn't for you to inform the old man of Guangjin! Smuggling is not easy for me!" Nakahara also clenched his fists, unabashedly showing the desire to smash his partner's head immediately, " You despicable and shameless fellow!"

Osamu Dazai spread his hands, and his smile remained unchanged: "Corrector-level members suddenly went to Tokyo with confidential documents, did not notify the Black Lizard, did they notify the police station? I am sincere and dedicated to the organization~"

Zhongyuan Zhong also grinned furiously, and immediately took advantage of the loopholes in his shameless partner's words: "Then I guess you don't mind bringing up a child for the organization, right? Your Royal Highness? It seems she is still a woman?"

"Well, Mr. Slug must be useful, so I invite you this time." Osamu Dazai smirked.

Seeing that the two subordinates were about to quarrel over a graduation thesis, Mori Ogai put his hand on the desk and interrupted leisurely: "It's useless to quarrel with me, the right to choose is not in your hands Oh~”

Osamu Dazai: "Huh? It's interesting—but it's still not possible. I'm busy too, boss."

Nakahara Chuya: "Huh? What are you busy with? Are you busy looking for places to pollute the environment? If you want to commit suicide, you can come and beg me, bastard! Kneel down now and I'll give you a good time!"

Over the past few years, Mori Ogai has also gotten used to the quarrelsome style of these two guys meeting each other, and successfully turned a blind eye to the kindergarten-level conversations: "In short, I hope to attract the successor of Teiko to Hong Kong."

The man pulled out two pieces of paper from the folder next to his hand, and pushed them towards the two of them respectively, "—If necessary, you can use some unfriendly means, you should consider this at your discretion."

The two people, who were either sloppy or annoyed, had a meal and looked at each other.

"It's not a means of being friendly..." Zhongyuan Zhong also restrained his irritability a little, stepped forward to take a piece of printing paper in two or three steps, and said in a serious voice, "'Not friendly' so much Can a corpse do it too?"

Osamu Dazai slowly picked up the remaining copy of the printing paper, and said leisurely: "A stupid slug with a mind full of violence."

On the A4 size paper, there is a well-regulated identity file form printed, which is no different from the one Edogawa Ranpo saw in the Armed Detective Agency; the bright green-eyed little girl looked at the camera with a smile, and her reddish-brown hair was a little messy. Beside the plump cheeks, the expression was so gentle that one wanted to gently push her away.

The young cadre with layers of bandages on his body looked at the 'Oda Saki' on the name column silently for a while, and sighed softly like singing: "It's a beauty." It was as brilliant as a flower in another world.

Zhong Yuanzhong also frowned and glanced at suddenly the poet's mackerel partner, muttering: "...It's just average."

"Because of some well-known reasons, Odasaku cannot be included in the candidate list of trainee tutors," Mori Ogai put on his smile again, and continued chatting, "So the important traineeship of the little princess is left to you."

"Because of some well-known reasons?" Osamu Dazai thought for a few seconds, couldn't help but opened his smile, and gradually expanded it, "Ha, is that really the case? I guessed right, that child is—— It's so interesting, ha!"

The bandaged boy in the black suit seemed to have heard some great joke. He stood on the spot laughing so much that he almost bent down, panting and raised his head, "I can't help but see their expressions, ah, it hurts, it hurts, The wound is open, hahaha——!"

Nakahara Chuya: "? Mackerel, what are you laughing at? Can you speak human language?"

"Although I also want to share interesting things with Chuya, but if I tell you now, I will lose a lot of fun," Osamu Dazai almost laughed out of tears.The boy touched the cotton wool bandage that hadn't been removed from his face, straightened up, smiled and said pitifully, "So you should keep it in the dark, for me."

Nakahara Chuya: "... Huh?"

What?What fun?

Don't tell me I'll kill you!

Saki Oda didn't know about the pickmeup and the serial murder case on the tutor's side. At this time, the innocent JK was being pressured by an unscrupulous teacher to write a fake note.

"I think this matter is very unreasonable," Oda Saki raised his head from the clueless note, and made a serious voice of resistance, "What is the reason for me to ask for leave? I want to go to the internship place next semester, probably I want to meet with the leader of the internship unit; but in fact, I have not yet received an internship certificate for my workplace experience this semester."

Reverse Flow River was sitting on the single sofa with the milk stick jar in his arms, and he was dumbfounded when he heard the words, 'Huh? ' for a while.

The green-eyed girl resolutely ignored the little guy who had no right to speak, turned her head and shouted at the semi-open kitchen: "I say! If I can't get the internship certificate for scepter4, I will blame you! Uncle Aizawa, did you hear that! Blame you Teach the students to eat from the bowl and look into the pot! It’s in vain for you to be a teacher—”

The male teacher Xiongying in an apron leaned out half of his body from the kitchen, and said helplessly, "Stop shouting. The spirit teacher is still upstairs to catch up on sleep, and he doesn't return to school until noon."

Oda Saki immediately swallowed the remaining half, shrank her head, and whispered unwillingly: "Even so, I still want to seek the freedom and dignity I deserve!"

"Just to say hello and confirm the trainee instructor by the way." Aizawa Xiaota sighed, walked to the coffee table and touched the little girl's head, with a slight smile in his tone, "—Even if you don't say this, you complained repeatedly a while ago Who is it that scepter4 capitalism oppresses the people at the bottom?"

The green-eyed little beast looked at the kitchen knife in Aizawa Shouta's hand, dared not speak out, and whispered, "...It's not me anyway."

Reverse Flow River actually didn't understand what they were saying at all.The little guy who had no right to speak swallowed the milk stick in his mouth, hugged Chef JK's thigh without hesitation, and plausibly said, "It's not Saki anyway! I can prove it!"

No matter what, Saki is always right!

Aizawa Shouta: "...Forget it, you can let it go for a while if you ask for leave. Can you pick chicken legs? Come and help."

"I asked if it was possible. Who do you think made the supper during this time?" Oda Saki stood up in twos and twos, and grabbed the kitchen knife in the left hand of the male teacher Xiongying.The little girl sideways opened the blade, and waved it like a fox pretending to be a tiger, "Spit out the fried chicken and rice that you have eaten!"

Aizawa Shouta followed behind Oda Saki, thought for a while, imitated the girls in the class, and read falsely: "Wow. Oda-san is really amazing."

Hey, hey, your character is broken!

Oda Saki couldn't help laughing, stood still in front of the desk, and said loudly in distaste: "Wow! Mr. Aizawa is disgusting!" The green-eyed girl skillfully rolled up her sleeves and tied up her hair. After briefly washing her hands, she began to copy Cut the meat with a knife.

Aizawa Shouta did not take off the apron painted colorfully by the river of the reverse flow, and leaned leisurely on the frosted sliding door of the semi-open kitchen, with his legs stretched, his head slightly tilted, his eyes calmly fell on the host JK body.

Different from the energy-saving teachers who seldom enter the kitchen for thousands of years, the housekeeping JK cooking skills are almost full, and the deboning and meat removal are done in one go, and the sound of using a knife is smooth and orderly.

Male teacher Xiongying looked at the little girl's back in a daze for a while, hesitated for a few seconds, and took out a cigarette from his pocket.The man didn't pay attention to smoking in front of students and children, he just held that small cigarette and twirled his fingertips meaninglessly.

As an adult male with nearly ten years of work experience, Aizawa Xiaota inevitably has a slight addiction to cigarettes.

Four or five years ago, before the reunion with Saki Oda at the ancestral house, Aizawa Shouta's smoking addiction was so serious that Teacher Midnight wondered whether this guy would die at work as he wished, or would he be miserable Xidi died of lung cancer due to smoking addiction.

After picking up the green-eyed little beast in the ancestral home, the man let the insecure little guy be vigilant enough to follow up in the bathroom, so he quit smoking for many years, and even the withdrawal reaction was so mild that it could be ignored——

Probably one day when I had nothing to do to clean up the table, I found that a pack of cigarettes in the drawer had been completely damp at some point, but I couldn't remember when I bought it.

After being caught off guard and parting, due to various adult reasons—"adult reason" is what Aizawa Shouta thinks—the male teacher Xiongying returned to the habit of smoking regularly.

His addiction to cigarettes is very light, and he may not be able to smoke a whole pack in a month. It is not impossible to say that he has never smoked.

"Are you worried that Mr. Oda Sakunosuke will be involved?" The male teacher Xiongying coughed twice, and stuffed the cigarette twirling around his fingertips into the front pocket of the kitchen apron, "He is now Staff?"

"That's right, the former killer gave up the profiteering industry to pursue a legitimate job for the sake of his family, how touching." Oda Saki tilted his head like chatting, "Don't smoke, Mr. Aizawa, otherwise, report it to the Youth and Children's Rights Protection Center and the Hero Committee you."

"Look, let's not talk about the messy situation in my house. Odasaku's father is a gambling, drinking, and bastard. I heard that Odasaku lived on the street when he was six or seven years old, and was picked up by an assassination organization for training. ...How much hardship he endured to grow up."

The green-eyed girl stopped what she was doing, and sighed softly: "Although I grew up in an orphanage, my childhood was still well-behaved, happy and peaceful. What about Odasaku? He will starve to death and be killed." struggling to choose.”

"For me," Oda Saki took a shallow breath, "when I had both parents and a happy family, and I was the daughter of the underworld."

Aizawa Yuta sighed lightly: "It's not your fault."

"Well, it's all in the past, and there's nothing wrong with it." The girl with green eyes continued to move her hands, "So we made an agreement at the beginning that we must be [ordinary people], even if we are said to be worthless , You must go out well and go home well.”

"Whether it's a gangster daughter or a well-known killer, we have already experienced a life that others have not experienced, and we have paid a corresponding price and lost a lot of things." Saki Oda slightly emphasized his tone, as if saying to Aizawa Xiao Too, it seems to say to myself,

"The next life, it is time to return to [normal] life."

The man didn't answer right away, but just quietly looked at the green-eyed little beast—in fact, "living the life of an ordinary person and experiencing the happiness and sorrow of an ordinary person" was also what he hoped for.

"So don't worry, teacher, I won't join Hong Kong Hei anyway." Chef JK put the chicken thighs on the chopping board into the plate, and began to knead the starch and sauce, "Of course I won't add seven Wang Lili, my brother can push the same reason, but he won't."

Oda Saki seemed to have thought of something, and said happily: "If he really violated the agreement and joined some messy organization, then I can only replace the Oda family with six mouths, oh no, plus the seven mouths of Reverse Flow River—God Bring justice! Clean up the portal!"

As if to show his determination, the green-eyed little beast slammed into the cooking bowl with its fist clenched—'Crack! '

In the kitchen, the teacher and the student were at a stalemate.

The teacher and the student looked at each other in blank dismay.

Aizawa Xiaota couldn't help laughing: "...are you hurt? Can you still write a leave note?"

I have something to say.Bowl did something wrong again.

Oda Saki sneered: "...Hehehehe."

The author has something to say: A certain parent: Hello everyone.I am Odasaku.I'm starting to get scared now.

but.Clean up the portal Odasaku.What does it have to do with me, Sakunosuke Oda?

One update and three thousand a day!Will add more if I have time!I will ask for leave if something happens!

If there is no update at [-]:[-] pm, it will usually be at [-]:[-] pm!