[comprehensive] Ishtar

——This Holy Grail War is hopeless.

Red A looked numbly at Illya and the Holy Grail cub who were arguing endlessly over "who should own the children's package toys", all the people present were just watching the fun instead of solving the problem, and resigned to their fate Emiya Shiro (why me?)'s wallet, went to order the second children's set meal.

But this time, when he returned to the dining area with the children's set meal marked M on the tray, he did not choose to sit in his previous seat, but sat beside Rin Tohsaka.Although it is not his Tohsaka Rin, the younger self has a better impression of Matou Sakura, but it is also useful to appease his broken heart.

Noticing Red A's move, Tohsaka Rin picked up a napkin to cover his lips and swallowed the food: "So, the future Emiya Shiro. This is the secret you have been hiding." It can't be said that it is disappointment or Satisfied, "You have always been secretive, thinking that you are some great big shot."

"Have you heard of the grandfather paradox?" Red A squeezed ketchup into the box and pushed it to Tohsaka Rin.The movements are as skilled as he does every day: "If you go back to the past and kill your grandparents before your father was born, then who killed your grandfather?"

Tohsaka Rin didn't say a word about such self-seeking distress, but Fujimaru Tachika on the other side came over and hooked Hong A's neck familiarly: "But there is also a saying, when a person goes back to the past , what this person came to is actually another universe, not the one he used to exist in.”

In other words, the death of the "grandfather" or "grandmother" in this world will only make the person in that parallel universe no longer exist, but the person in this parallel universe will not be affected.The past you go to is not your past, but a branch of history created by a certain possible situation.

"If that's the case," Matou Sakura joined the conversation, "then Fujimaru-kun and your actions are also meaningless?" In Fuyuki, the 'Holy Grail War' has already been played, and two rulers and violations have appeared one after another. Now in Uruk, the name from the future is so long that I can’t remember it, so it’s nothing new for the future people of the Chaldean institution...

- That's strange!

What is the end of the future humanity!

There is no such thing as tomorrow!

The world is falling apart or something!

--terrible!

While thinking this way, the masters of Fuyuki gnawed down the hamburger in their hands with a look of panic, their expressions were like the last supper: "So, the next one is the Ugdomirenia family, right?" Yili Ya pushed the little holy grail away, "Then what about this guy?"

As for Fujimaru Tachika, who was questioned, he was a half-witted magician, and he was easily led into the ditch by a group of young people who were keen on brainstorming. He began to seriously think about whether he was saving the parallel world or the world he was in. And does everything he does really make sense?

Emiya Shiro just watched Fujimaru Tateka being led astray by his sister, and everyone's topic gradually shifted from theory to 'whether to blow up Romania or kill the Yugdomirenia family', and his heart collapsed: "You You know you sound like you're trying to kill someone, right?"

Emiya Shirou looked at his elder sister who had been raised crookedly, almost collapsed and buried his head on the table, refusing to face the reality: "Obviously my mother is so gentle, and my father is also a good-tempered person, why did you appear like a Out of place."

Illya's expression was beyond the description of 'disdain' and 'perfunctory': "Do you think Kiritsugu is a good person?" She bluntly exposed her father's true face, "He is just an old slut. He lost his arms and legs, when he was young, he was a fanatic that even boom couldn't satisfy."

Red A, who knew her adoptive father's ability, twitched the corner of her mouth because of Illya's description.So sure enough, I chose the holy grail of a master like Illya at the beginning, and it was broken at all: "In short," Hong A sighed, feeling that his hair was going to be gray, "I have already bought the ticket... ..."

He couldn't finish, because behind them, a woman screamed: "Ah—"

The heroic spirits were indifferent to the screams from the humans behind them, and they, who were big men in their lifetime, would naturally not be shaken by this accident.The masters turned their heads curiously to look at the direction of the sound source, and the masters who did not feel the magic fluctuation naturally didn't think there was anything wrong with them.

On the contrary, Ai Lei sat up straight from Ishtar's body and gave up the act of snatching burgers with Ishtar.Taking advantage of this opportunity, Ishtar finally managed to bring the Orleans Burger in front of him, and noticed that Ai Lei was looking at the noise on the other side of the fast food restaurant: "Is someone dead?"

Ai Lei is the goddess of Hades. Although she is not in control of this realm, she can see 'death'.Hearing Ishtar's question, the golden light in Ai Lei's eyes faded: "A woman who died in vain." She told Ishtar indifferently.

Hades is used to seeing the goddess of death, and his attention was quickly attracted by other things: "Ah, you are so cunning, you took this opportunity to snatch my drink."

"It's my fault for not paying attention." Ishtar rolled his eyes, "Go and buy it yourself."

"I bought it before, okay? It's obviously Ish who came to snatch it from me." Ai Lei complained.

"Don't make it seem like you're spending your money, hey!" Emiya Shirou's expression was broken, Matou Sakura softly comforted her senior, and Tohsaka Rin taunted Red A without hesitation.

Red A: To be reasonable, it is Emiya Shirou who spends the money, why are you laughing at me, Ah Cha? ? ?

The heroic spirit version Emiya Shirou turned his head indifferently, and lowered his head: "Little ghost, what's the matter?" It fully expressed his contempt for the standing first-grade elementary school students who are not as high as the table as a seated heroic spirit.

"Ah, big brother~" The child in a small suit and a red bow tie said in a whiny voice, "Are you and this sister a couple?" A light flashed in his eyes hidden behind the glasses, "From From just now, this pretty sister has been watching you."

Tohsaka Rin's face quickly turned red, while Red A's face was stiff with 'the sky is falling'.On the contrary, Matou Sakura covered her mouth, and her low smile showed through her fingers: "Sister," she looked at her always tough elder sister with a playful look, "If you like Ah Cha-kun, I don't either. Would mind."

Although everyone said that Red A is the future Emiya Shirou, Matou Sakura is very clear that Shirou is Shirou, and Red A may be the future Emiya Shirou, but not her senior.After meeting Gilgamesh, who had trouble with her, Sakura was insensitive to the 'two boyfriends'.

"What are you talking about, Sakura!" Tohsaka Rin finally found a way out, "I don't like your boyfriend."

"Say it as if I would like you, miss." Red A subconsciously sarcastically said, "Double A's are not worth it."

"Double A? I figured it out, you are also an A!" Rin Tohsaka, who was clearly a B, exploded on the spot, "So, I hate you straight men with no winks," she didn't notice her surroundings at all Everyone was looking at her, "The guy who said 'you are the Master and you have the final say' the moment he came up, how can he criticize me?!"

Ishtar swallowed the food in his mouth: "Rin, have you noticed how ambiguous this sentence is?" Although Master can be translated as Master, that is what Master means, "Also, your It's too loud." Not to mention the clothes that Ah Cha changed out of, and there was something like a collar around his neck.

The human Emiya Shiro slammed his head on the table with a bang, very desperate.

As long as he thinks that he may become such a bad appearance in the future-can he choose not to grow up?

"So, you still have the nerve to talk about me," Illya pushed the little holy grail away, and taunted, "Obviously you are also very bad, Brother Shirou."

"Probably because you became a worse person when you grew up." Little Holy Grail thought for a while, then suddenly sighed, "What about 'I can destroy the world for Meiyu', if you think about it, At least if Ah Cha kills you, it's like saving the world."

Ishtar sighed, and took the little Holy Grail into his arms, helplessly trying to provoke Illya's words.Emiya Shirou, on the other hand, took the hamburger and directly gagged Illya's mouth: "Little ancestors," he pressed his face on the table, "let me go."

"Are you a family?" The child had surprise in his eyes, "That's amazing."

Ai Lei twitched the corners of her mouth, feeling that this brat couldn't be more fake than real: "Wake up, blond, blond, blond, blond," she pointed to Ishtar, the little Holy Grail, who had been eating from beginning to end without saying a word Artoria, and herself, "There are black hair, pink hair, and silver hair over there." Ai Lei, who knew the origin of Matou Sakura's purple hair, did not mention Matou Sakura, "There is also a young girl with gray hair. .”

"But, you are very close." Little brother, Edogawa Conan said, "I saw that white-haired big brother before when he went to buy food for his younger siblings." He looked up at Ah Cha, " You took the wallet from that dark-haired brother's pocket, and everyone saw it but said nothing."

... Is it called stealing when one takes one's own things?

"So," Conan's eyes were fixed on Ah Cha, as if he wanted to catch the flaw in his reaction, "Big brother saw something when he went to buy food, right?"

what?

"Big brother looked worried when he came back," the kid said aggressively, "and even sat down beside big sister to seek comfort."

...Little ghost, it's hard to evaluate your observation skills, but your brains...

...is really big.

The author has something to say: The definition of the grandfather paradox comes from Baidu Encyclopedia. I personally think it is a very interesting setting, suitable for all fantasists who want to travel back to the past.

Red A: Emiya Shirou is the one who spends the money, why are you laughing at me, Ah Cha?

……5 minutes later

Red A: Take your own things, is that called stealing?

...Ah, it smells so good.