[comprehensive] Ishtar

Do you think that after Ishtar and Gilgamesh reconcile, there will be a virtuous and gentle queen waiting for the king?

——If the word virtuous and Ishtar are linked together, it would be a horror story!

After Ishtar and Gilgamesh reconciled, the one who waited for the king was still the one who opened and shut his mouth every day, "Your Majesty balabalabala today" and "Your Majesty once said balabalabala", trying to take advantage of these days to maximize the bond value of His Majesty the First Emperor and Ishtar of intimacy.

So, nothing has changed at all!

No, in fact, some things have changed. Things that used to be completely ignored have become some nervous Venus goddess who said, "We have such a good relationship, so you can help me with my advice." 'And took the initiative to come to him and discuss with him how to get another man's favor...

It is impossible to get angry, if the king gets angry, the goddess of Venus will definitely say, "Your Majesty is the elder, Jill, are you even jealous of the elder?" "You really love me more than I love you." Feel fueled by words.Ishtar always knows what to do to make Gilgamesh even more angry.

But if you don't do anything, even if only the soul belongs to the descendants of Qin Shihuang, in the eyes of the king who has a strong desire for monopoly and even wants to put the evil goddess in the little black house, he is still a wild man!

Is there anything more heart-pounding than falling in love with a straight girl with a big nerve, and seeing her chasing stars with your own eyes?

some.

The queen that this king approves of madly wants to give another king that this king recognizes as a junior.

At that time, will this king still call him father emperor?

Give up this heart, it's impossible in this life!

Sure enough, anything related to Ishtar will make the king feel bad, even so bad that the king is no longer in the mood to continue carving his villain - he has even started to think about why he is a Ruler, and the treasure is harmless power?He should be a Berserker, or an Avenger who restrains Ruler!

"Master," Karna, who was in charge of following Ishtar today, the Indian heroic spirit who had always had a low sense of presence in the past, rarely started the conversation, "You and the King of Judgment had a quarrel."

"Is Karna lobbying for Jill?" Ishtar smiled and turned to look at Baipi who was one step behind her, "I thought, Karna, you would hate people like Jill very much." Arrogant , Arrogant, condescending and even unreasonably treat other people as trash.

"It's not disgusting, I'm not very good at interpersonal communication. Your Excellency the King of Judgment, although the words are ugly, but he is very patient with the Master, like a hunter who wants to catch the prey, and sooner or later he has to eat, watching the prey It's also very interesting to go back and forth to die... I'm sorry Master, did I say something wrong?"

Karna stopped in his tracks, looked back at his Ishtar with a strange expression, and realized later.

"No...you read very accurately." It's because you said it too directly, "Have you opened Sharingan?"

"I don't have the ability called 'Sharingan', Master. But I can see through verbal excuses, behavioral deception, and all false confusions with my 'poor insight'." Jia Erna explained earnestly, "That is the ability and title I got when I was alive and had the honor to inquire about the lives and values ​​of the weak as a lonely body in the world."

Ishtar covered his face and gave up joking with Karna: "Forget it, anyway, do you really care if I quarreled with Jill?"

"Yes, it will be very difficult if you quarrel with Your Excellency the Judge King." Karna nodded seriously and replied.

This made Ishtar interested: "Why? Because he is Ruler?"

"He is your royal husband," Karna pursed his lips, looking a bit hesitant, "he will be your rightful king."

Ishtar: ? ? ?

So a few hours later, Gilgamesh got a goddess with a trance-like expression: "Gil," Ishtar sat opposite Gilgamesh with a complicated expression, and seemed to muster up his courage before speaking, " Since you have read the Mahabharata, have you heard the story of the Brahman?"

In fact, I didn't really read the ruling king of Indian myths and legends, and answered with silence.

"You said...we are so close to India," the goddess of Venus looked dazed, "Why didn't I think of finding a god-given excuse when I slept with you?"

Gilgamesh:? ? ?

"Think about it, I'm a god, right? I'm the patron saint of Uruk, the goddess of nature and harvest, the girl of the sea and the sky." The more Ishtar said, the more he felt that what he said was very reasonable, "And the god How rare is this gift, normal people don’t kowtow three times and nine times, burn incense and pray to Buddha, bathe and change clothes to show their importance.”

Thinking of India's caste system, Gilgamesh suddenly had a bad feeling, thinking about whether to shut up Ishtar.

"Why didn't you say that I never thought about threatening those beautiful men with 'If you don't sleep with me, I won't bless Uruk'?" Wang raged on the verge of testing, "So it must be because they think that sleeping with me will gain nothing, so they rejected me?"

The goddess of Venus licked the corner of her mouth, her golden eyes were full of hints: "You said that if this goddess says 'sleep with me, I will grant you one wish'," she stared at Gilgamesh closely, " How many people will be willing to be the guests of this goddess?"

"There won't be any." The possessive Wang snorted, "Do you want to eat the treasure, Ishtar?"

"Even you don't know how?" Ishtar puffed up her cheeks, and she was still annoyed by the king's repeated rejection of her. If she hadn't been smart enough to get drunk, she might not have succeeded before leaving, "You Look at India, humans cannot reject gods, how many times have you rejected me!"

"What kind of serious god are you?" The ruling king was unwavering, "Besides, this king never thinks that requests like 'give tribute to this goddess' or 'replace all the priests with good-looking little brothers' are reasonable and Meaningful. Besides—is there any existence in this world who can surpass this king?"

"Let you be bathed in the brilliance of this king every day, and even enter and leave this king's bedroom as you like - such a gift, please be grateful!" The ruling king raised his head and replied casually, "What else, Is there a better tribute than letting you witness the greatness of the king with your own eyes?"

That's why you don't even give me a tribute every year?

Ishtar covered his distorted face: "My point is, look at India. The black princess is known as the most beautiful woman in the world, and has countless suitors. Her father held a son-in-law selection meeting, Elect the most heroic archer in the world as her husband."

Symbolically, Gilgamesh pointed to the heavenly lock 'Enkidu' on his body.

"That's not the point, the point is that Arjuna won the son-in-law meeting and was even willing to share the black princess with his brothers. Later, they took the princess and established a prosperous and prosperous country in a barren place," Ishtar said. Er coughed dryly, "Look at others, and then at you."

"This king has already given Uruk to you." Gilgamesh said disapprovingly, "Uruk is already the common property of you and me. This king has expanded the country several times by going to war, and worked hard to rule it to the end. Although it's not a matter of glory, such as death from overwork, greed is indeed one of your few strengths, Ish."

Ishtar stared at the Judgment King, unable to tell whether he was pretending to be stupid, or if he really missed the point: "Is this your impression?"

"If there is anything else," the ruling king said indifferently, "I'm sorry that it didn't satisfy you like a golden apple, caused wars between countries, and even passed down through the ages."

"I mean, can't you give up killing yourself?" Ishtar, who was inspired by the story of the Indian heroic spirit, said bluntly, "I'm fed up with two you coming at the same time, and then one of them wants to Kill the other. Or both want to kill each other at the same time!"

"Look at the five sons of Bandu, five different people can get along peacefully, why can't you - you are just a split body of 'Gilgamesh', can't get along well?" Ishtar frowned, "Don't Thought I didn't know, sooner or later I have to go back and face the issue of Caster and Archer."

The king who was questioned looked at Ishtar with interest: "Ish, how about the ending after reading the book?" After 36 years of ruling the country, the five sons of Pandu passed the throne to the descendants and left the capital with the black princess. They went to worship the holy land of the Himalayas. Except for the eldest brother, they all died on the way to climb the mountain. (from "Mahabharata")'"

The king, who flipped through the book on the spot, replied: "How do you know that it wasn't the eldest son who killed the others?" Gilgamesh's interpretation was meaningful, "Ish, love is not sharing, but exclusive, this kind of thing Isn't it natural?"

Ishtar, who had already broken his jar, made up his mind not to face the Shura field: "Then I'll go get Lily, anyway, Lily Dafa is so good, you and Xiaoen are so good that they can become each other's half body, and I will also do it." Get fucked with my half." Desperate, Ishtar felt like he was going bald when he thought of the story of the seven Gilgamesh.

Gilgamesh looked at Ishtar, who was jumping back and forth repeatedly on the edge of his anger, and even jumped out of the afterimage, and finally raised his hand unbearably, and grabbed the dark green liquid that fell from the King's Treasure. , poured every drop into Ishtar's mouth.

The weird taste made Ishtar cover his throat: "Ugh—"

The king moved faster, he covered Ishtar's mouth, with no pity in his eyes: "Don't worry, I won't poison you to death." Feeling the magic power surging from Ishtar, "All your demands, "Wang opened his hands and followed the goddess's leaning body, watching her throw herself into his arms, "This king will satisfy you."

A strange smile appeared on the ruling king's face: "Isn't it polyandry?"

The King satisfies you.

The author has something to say: Ishtar: As long as I jump back and forth and get out of the afterimage, the people in the two cars will think that I have not left, and I will not overturn.

Gilgamesh: I'll give you seven cars, if you don't roll over, I'll lose.

Today is the author's birthday~ The birthday gift is chosen by myself, so it is very satisfying o(*////▽////*)o