[comprehensive] Ishtar

So, how to speak logic to the love brain?

His Excellency, the ruling king of the rational party, looked at the Venus goddess in the love brain, the brain made a decision faster than the body - turned around and left - resolutely ignored, and did not intend to give it to that person because he found that he was passionate and was brewing Any opportunity for the goddess to prepare for the next wave of storms to fight back.

Satisfied to see the bustling His Majesty Shihuang, he was already leaning on his good friend with a smile.Even Meng Yi, who had always been serious and was just letting His Majesty watch the fun, but was actually worried about His Majesty the Emperor, had a conniving smile on his face.

After Ishtar found that he was passionate about Gilgamesh every day, he reached out Erkon's hand to try to restore the previous broken story.But Gilgamesh's pace was too fast, which put her in an embarrassing situation, so she decided to call for help from the sidelines: "Should I go up and chase him now?"

"Then like in the TV series, 'Don't go and listen to my explanation' and 'If you don't listen, you don't listen'?" Meng Yi clenched his fist with one hand and put it next to his mouth, coughing lightly, "You know, I didn't talk about it. After such a love affair, my wife is gentle and virtuous, there is no girl like you... so enthusiastic and unrestrained."

So the eyes for help shifted to the main character in the arena, His Majesty the First Emperor.

"Guess how many waves of buildings were built on the grave of the last guy who dared to make such unreasonable troubles in front of me, and even slapped me?" His Majesty's smile remained unchanged, "Huh? Wait, except for those admonishers Officer, there are still people who dare to speak disrespectfully in front of me?" His tone was somewhat startled.

"Sorry Mom," Jack the Assassin Ripper pursed his lips, "I can only dismantle the Virgin."

"Under the absolute value of force, any strategy is a shadow in the sun." Moriarty continued to kill the steps with a smile, "I believe that couple can't even handle their own housework. My Indian brothers don’t know how to deal with husband and wife relationships—huh? I remember that India has a caste system, right~”

Ishtar, who was clearly hinted that status and identity determine everything, shifted his final appeal for help to another Ruler present, the great detective Sherlock Holmes.

"No, Goddess, you and the woman I like are completely different types. I'm not interested in the type with big breasts and no brains." Ishtar, who was slammed by his poisonous tongue in life, looked desperate, "But for me to accept If you have the right to be independent, you can still come up with some useful suggestions.”

Looking at his master's longing eyes, Holmes and Ishtar's similar golden eyes flashed a smile: "Looking at the reaction of His Excellency the Judge, since you have been able to survive so many crises in the past, you must have You can survive safely once, right?"

...It didn't comfort me, but made me feel even more uncomfortable TaT

Ishtar turned around aggrieved, and looked at the back of a certain king who had only walked a few tens of meters, like a young man walking his dog, although it had been several minutes: "Why should I apologize? Ah, why should I apologize, why can't he seriously chase me once..."

Whispering, but if it was really in front of the king, Ishtar would definitely not have the guts: "Okay, should I make a fist and say 'Come on! Ish!! You can do it!!!'" Stupid." She complained to herself, and took three steps and two steps to catch up with Gilgamesh whose back was facing her.

"Let's go," the bustle was enough, and the people left from his territory. His Majesty Shi Huang stood up straight from Meng Yi, turned and walked towards his palace, "Looking at the descendants so full of vitality , I feel like I'm getting old in an instant."

"Your Majesty is not old," the honest young man replied seriously to the king who led them into the universe, "Your Majesty is forever young."

The First Emperor glanced at Meng Yi with a complicated expression, and did not comment on this old topic: "There is no need to keep the door open for her, that Gilgamesh is not a simple person who can send away fat in his mouth." Temperament. Tsk, there are so many good men in Daqin for her to choose from, but she must have chosen such a heartless guy."

The first emperor, who said that Gilgamesh had a lot of eyes in a flowery way, said in a tone: "It really has the ability, insight and brain, but it doesn't have a heart."

"It's a compliment, Your Majesty."

"This is a compliment, Gil!" Ishtar caught up with the forward Gilgamesh, "Look at me, look at me seriously, I really praised you just now." Wei Wei lagged behind Gilgamesh At half a step, he said to the king without confidence, "Do you see my serious expression?"

Listening to the approaching footsteps behind him, the proud adjudicator smiled with his back to Ishtar, lowered the corners of his upturned mouth, slowed down his pace and waited for the dull Venus Goddess to catch up: "This king only saw The word 'hit me'," he pretended to be serious and dissatisfied, "after all these years, I still want to convict you."

Thinking of the Uruk period, due to the fine and strict policies of the king in front of him—of course, the word law and code comes from Ishtar—Ishtar shivered: "No, no, my face It clearly says 'Let's make up soon, Jill~'!"

Gilgamesh glanced sideways at the faceless and skinless Goddess of Venus: "I am not blind. I can see exactly where you healed my kindness."

I don't think you're blind either...

Ishtar didn't notice Ruler's slower pace, which gradually made him walk side by side with the goddess from half a step ahead.After she found out that the "playing dumb" strategy that worked so well for Berserker didn't work for Ruler, and the strategy of playing dumb for Caster's stalking didn't work, she was completely immersed in the idea of ​​"how to coax Jill".

And sure enough, as she expected, compared to the broad-minded Caster, who is good-looking and kingly Archer, only Enkidu's little Archer and the soft-spoken Berserker are in his eyes. Ruler, who was tricked by her during this schedule, is the most difficult to deal with.

That's why she pushed the boat along instead of directly rejecting His Majesty's deceitful tricks—the most difficult guy, of course, must give each other a distance to solve this complicated deadlock.

Gilgamesh noticed that the expression on his side gradually turned into that of a lost goddess, covering the smile and anticipation deep in his eyes: "You know what this king is talking about, Ishtar. With what you often say, you Put yourself in the position of this king and think about it, and then come and talk to this king."

"You know I don't mean anything to you," Ishtar said with a frustrated expression, "I'm not...I'm..." He raised his hand and scratched his big golden curly curls. The face of the goddess of Venus was like white jade. There was a bit of red on the face, "Okay, I'll say it, don't laugh."

Gilgamesh stopped in response, turned to face the goddess of Venus, and waited for the next step.

"I——Ishtar—like you——Gilgamesh!" Taking a deep breath, the goddess who has already broken the pot said loudly, "I like being sought after by others, which is better than collecting beautiful things. I like it even more. My favorite collection is you, Gilgamesh."

The original intention was just to say 'Your first summoned Heroic Spirit is Gilgamesh, which is a tactical strategy.In case the Heroic Spirit you summoned is a thorn, I can still protect you, because I am the most controllable Heroic Spirit that will not harm you." Gilgamesh, who had an in-depth discussion with Ishtar, never expected What I got was such a stimulating confession.

If he was angry, he was not really angry at all. He knew more about the little princess in front of him who was spoiled by the gods and even by him.Although she often does things that are beyond the expectations of others, and even her magical little head often encourages others to do earth-shattering things, but if she has bad intentions——

——What does the heartless goddess have, she doesn't have such a thing!

Putting him into the hands of others was already the worst act of resistance that Ishtar could think of.And this kind of resistance is also based on the fact that he has countless ways to get rid of the current Master and bind him again.He doesn't even need to be bound, he also has many ways to maintain his existence on a basis.

It is precisely because of this confidence in him that Ishtar can let go of it so reassuringly, and even dares to face him directly afterwards.

Of course Gilgamesh would be pleased with Ishtar's confidence in him.I was just delighted, and the Judgment King, who also saw the disadvantages of Ishtar's rough nerves, couldn't help but feel worried about this goddess who didn't notice how dangerous her behavior was: "This is what you want to do with her." What did the king say?"

...Say something wrong?

Intuition player Ishtar pursed his lips, and finally mustered up the courage. In front of the pair of eyes that could see everything in front of him, he held back like a ball with a needle: "Of course not, of course there are other things." , how could this goddess' apology be so simple... This goddess is saying confession!"

Ishtar, who accidentally said splitting, brought out her guilty name.

As for Gilgamesh, looking at Ishtar, he knew that he definitely couldn't expect her to have a good talk with him about the ownership of the first summoned heroic spirit: "Okay," said the good-tempered king. Sighing, "What do you want to say, tell me today."

He will take care of all the troubles left and right for her. If there are any hidden dangers, or if the goddess is playing off again, I believe that with him taking care of it, there will be no regrettable ending.As for catastrophic consequences?

What a joke, this world is the king's back garden, as long as the queen is willing, the king will naturally have no complaints!

The rational party Gilgamesh looked at the love brain Ishtar in front of him, and felt delighted and satisfied with her dependence and trust: "When the king is in a good mood today, you can say whatever you want." Seeing the goddess' increasingly guilty expression, the ruling king already guessed what the other party was going to say.

During this period as the Judgment King, the most irritating thing the goddess of Venus did to him was when he opened his eyes—the pillow was empty.

Ishtar looked at Gilgamesh cautiously, and tentatively said, "I'm sorry, but you and the King of War are alone, but I helped Berserker trick you?"

……

Sure enough, he was still very angry!

The author has something to say: NO.5Ruler Gilgamesh AKA King of Judgment

Timeline - happy time with Ishtar and Enkidu~ and after Ishtar left~

[Summon · Ishtar] Ruler Gilgamesh, long time no see, Ish.

Summoning No Ishtar... What?You want to summon him without Ishtar?Do not make jokes!

[Summoning · If it is a mandatory requirement of the Holy Grail] Ruler doesn't want to say anything - this time there is no heroic spirit with high resistance to magic, right, so in the name of Ruler Gilgamesh, all of them will be seppuku, and thank you for offending the king!

[What I like] As a king, I naturally have to restrain my words and deeds, so as not to be seen by others.Well, of course the queen and best friend!

[Dislikes] As a king, it is natural to be a role model for the common people—of course, a woman who is so bold as to leave without even saying hello—of course, if she apologizes, the king will reluctantly forgive her.

[About the Holy Grail] Things that are so simple that even camellias have no aesthetic feeling are useless!

【About Enkidu】My dear friend is right!

[About Ishtar]... (Began to think about why I am a Ruler, and the Noble Phantasm is harmless)

Referring to Zi Luoyu's opinion, the settings of the small theater have been changed (?￣???￣??)