[comprehensive] Ishtar

This is Chaldea, where there is only one Gilgamesh—and, of course, there is only one Ishtar.

The underworld forces in Chaldea can be roughly divided into the ghost animal group, fine group, photo album group, and KY group.

Of course, Little Sun, the leader of the last force, is the only member of the group—don't ask why there is only one person in this organization, isn't KY the essence of this group scary! ! !

After Gilgamesh and Ramses II met again in the corridor of Chaldea, and even attracted the black chastity carrying his sister's white flag, Ishtar had an ominous premonition.

"Hahahaha, sun, your brilliance today is better than yesterday!" Ozymandias pinched his waist.

"Hahahahaha, gold, you are not inferior to yesterday!" Gilgamesh crossed his arms.

"Hahahahahaha, my malice, my hatred, you guys who have never looked at me, feel it!" Black Joan raised the flag in her hand... and then found that she was because of going to Daphne. Qiqin took Bai Zhen's chess piece, so he put his own chess piece in the room, "This hatred will not disappear easily!"

"Hahahahahaha, you are a daring lunatic who obviously can't do anything, but you must bark in front of the king to show your existence!" The king of Uruk raised his chin and said contemptuously.

"Hahahahahahahaha, as Gold said, the saint of France, who is mere meter, is too immature to wield an ax in front of the king." The king of Egypt held his head high and said proudly.

"I'm too lazy to count the number of words they've got," Ishtar blocked his ears, looking at Ereshkigal who was standing beside him, who was almost out of breath from laughing , "Do all kings have such bad attributes? It's simply poisonous!"

The problem is that if there is only Gilgamesh and no one plays with him 'haha', the accident will pass by itself.But now that he has Osmandias as his companion, the King of Uruk is on the wrong track and gone forever.

"The dog man you chose yourself ╮(╯▽╰)╭" Just as Gilgamesh treats all the existences that may attract Ishtar, even her twin Ereshkigal has no good face.Of course, Ereshkigal is also very repulsive to all the existences that can attract her half body-here specifically refers to Gilgamesh-that's it.

"I seem to hear someone say—a dog?" Kuran's bulldog materialized behind Ishtar, "Oh? Has the Master missed me so much? That's right, everyone loves me, Hana The existence of flowers~" The blue-haired spearman with the unique enthusiasm and openness of the Celtics put his hand on Ishtar's shoulder, "Master, although I don't want to say this, but it is far away from Elizabeth and Nero. To reach the battlefield, there are still three corners away~"

"!" Ishtar's expression could no longer be described as 'horrified'.

"Hmph, as expected, a dog's nose is more useful." The Red Guard appeared immediately, ignoring Ereshkigal's playful eyes, "Master, if you don't evacuate, don't cry to me afterwards .”

Perhaps because of the fact that he once possessed Tohsaka Rin, Emiya has a natural sense of closeness to Ishtar, and it is also rare in this dormitory to have an elder attitude towards Ishtar-forget about another mother fan.

"Then husband, do you want to go with me? Every place where husbands exist is heaven~" Qing Ji poked her head out behind Ishtar, her eyes filled with emotion, "Sa, let us Forget the mundaneness of this world, let's go to a paradise where no one will be disturbed!"

The spear in Ereshkigal's hand directly stabbed Kiyohime in the face, and then the javelin in her hand pulled back, and as expected, the tail hit Minamoto Raimitsu who came from the waterfall without a pause Stomach: "Stay away from Ish, you crazy poisonous Wei!"

"Mother's knees will always be reserved for you~" Even though Ereshkigal blocked him a meter away, Minamoto Raimitsu did not stop his hands and feet wanting to get close to his child, as if being hung Like a crab in the air, dancing and dancing, trying to overcome obstacles and reach their heart's desire.

——Ishtar can no longer make expressions other than 'indifferent'.

"Ai Lei," Ishtar held the hand of his half body, with a gentle smile, "Let's settle it once and for all, and then you and your sister will live alone, okay?"

"Obviously I'm the one who takes care of people more." Ai Lei looked at Ishtar, who was smiling like a virgin, and complained in a low voice, "But if it's you, it's not impossible, I'll accept it with difficulty. .Although I'm not good at taking care of people, I can learn slowly."

So, 10 minutes later——

"Mom, what a great job I did!" Assassin, who had just put away his treasure, looked up at his favorite person, "Anyone who treats mother badly, or clings to mother, should die!"

"That's right, I'm very poisonous to men~" Maeve held up the mad dog's hair, stepped on a group of men behind her and approached Ishtar, and then met Jack the Ripper on a narrow road——

No longer wanting the brave to win, Ishtar chose to die.

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"I have always felt that the Xingyue system is too conniving towards the archers!" At a dinner party, the Sabers who had been restrained by Archer slapped the table to protest, "Shouldn't the archers reflect on themselves? They really are Bow soldiers? Don’t they feel guilty when they brazenly say that they are bows!”

The archers*N raised their heads in unison, looking at the Sabers on the opposite side.

Artoria*? ? ?They raised their heads in unison, and looked back at the Archers on the opposite side.

"Speaking of feeling guilty, shouldn't it be you guys!" As the rare one among Archers who uses bows and arrows well, Orion glared at the group of dumbass opposite him angrily, "Except for the dogs, you are the worst. Now that the human essence has been divided into such a state, it is completely possible to make a group debut!"

Gilgamesh indifferently ate the food that Ishtar picked up on his plate: "Not bad, although he is not a very competent god, but in terms of some things, he can barely see it. .” For the proud king of Uruk, this is already a good compliment.

"Why do I feel an inexplicable pride in you?" Ishtar looked up from the plate, looking at Gilgamesh who was once an Archer.

"It is already the highest honor for this group of bastards to be an Archer with this king." Gilgamesh did not take it seriously, "It is their honor to be of the same rank as this king, so this king said If Archer doesn't need to use a bow, then those who obediently draw their bows are idiots!"

Ishtar is used to Gilgamesh's nonsense, and he extracted the information he needed from his words. Ishtar turned his head and looked at Saber who first asked this question: "Why don't you change your class?"

Sabers: Don't be kidding, we have seen them not pleasing to the eye for so long, we don't want to!

Lancers: We only have one weapon, we don't want multiple weapons!

Casters: Don't be kidding, you don't control Saber, and you are not good at melee combat, we don't want it!

Assassins: Assassins don't play long-range projection, we don't!

Berserkers: You can't even roar, and a group of Europeans, we don't want it!

Rulers: We don't have attack power, we don't want one with such a large lethality!

……

Ishtar looked around, seeing those who were keen on projecting, throwing, smashing stones, playing magic, and self-destructing, and sighed deeply.

"Otherwise, Avenger?"

Avengers: Do they have a deep hatred?If not, we don't!

It's not easy being an archer these days.

Archer: Do you think other classes are very scientific?

Archer: Do you think other classes are very scientific?Look at the throwing Lancer over there, the Rider with the head upside down, and the Berserker riding a bicycle. Do you think you are very scientific? !

So in the Chaldea of ​​Ishtar, the first "Seal of Titles" was opened.

winner -

——Arturia Pendragon, who has an absolute advantage in numbers.

Blue Beard: Ah——this is heaven!

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If there is anything that makes Ishtar more desperate, it is probably the various album love stories.

such as——

Baker Street Album→Consulting detectives and consulting criminals fell in love and killed each other, and finally were dismantled by the Virgin Mary together, achieving bliss together (don’t ask why men can also be solved, loli is omnipotent!).

Celtic album→About the ownership of dogs (Although I don’t understand why there are big dogs, old dogs, C dogs, and black dogs, Maeve and Schaka are still scolding Misan and Bitch, and are still fighting for the same an old dog.)

Fuyuki Album → Needless to say, Red A is always thankful that Rin is not here.However, it was useless. Today, with the help of the Six Star II, the Emperor is still trying to persuade various costumes to conquer the world with him (Red A always thinks that the II did it on purpose.), but looked at the black lacquer next door. A lacquered African chief, um, as expected, let the emperor rule the world, at least he looks like a European... By the way, is there anyone who trains chiefs with this idea?With this kung fu, isn't the double horse Lu Bu fun, isn't the beautiful Qing Ji beautiful!

Prison Tower Album→Give up the treatment. This is beyond salvation. I don’t even want to pass the level. It’s like dying in a cage.

British Album→It’s also an unsolved mystery. There are so many kings, and each person has more than enough heads, but everyone is still fighting for the Saber Artoria. Bottomless Pit. If I draw someone else, I lose. Pandora Gong (By the way, I don’t really understand why Changjiang wants to rob women with women, smile)

Gender album→This question, such as Cavalier Dion, Altorford, etc. (lift up the skirt to be bigger than you, just ask if you are afraid!)

Uruk Album → As for this, thank you for collecting all the seven flashes now, so you don’t have to go through the Shura field again... No, wait, Ishtar, what are you doing? ! ! !No, let go of that Enkidu, you already have Shining, don't be greedy for Xiao En, and don't provoke Shining anymore——

——Okay, today's Ishtar's daily life is about to explode on the spot again.

Emiya: Speaking of it, you may not believe it, but the author of every little joke is inseparable from the dog, maybe a fake chef.

The author has something to say:

Happy New Year's Eve, gentlemen!

Please take care of me in the new year~

Volume III Exploration of the New World