[comprehensive] Ishtar

It was extremely cold, and it was snowing. On this cold and dark night, a well-behaved little Ish was walking barefoot on the street. His little feet were red and blue from the cold.She had a lot of matches in her old apron and a handful in her hand.

All day, no one bought her a match, and no one gave her a coin.The poor little girl sat down in the corner of a house, her legs curled up in a ball.She didn't dare to go home, because she didn't sell a match, didn't earn any money, and her father would definitely beat her.

[Hey,] a little Jill poked her head out of a handful of matches from Little Ish, [Do you want to keep warm, to warm your little hands? ] Enthusiastic little Jill asked, 【The warm and bright flame will make you feel that you are sitting in front of a big stove with shiny copper feet and handles. It is burning vigorously and warmly, how comfortable it is ! 】

Little Ish looked at Little Jill: [So, what do I need to do, Mr. Match? 】

[After the sun comes out, there is no way I can help you.But tonight, I can weave the most beautiful clothes in the world.Not only are the colors and patterns of this kind of clothes extremely beautiful, but they also have a strange property: anyone who is incompetent or stupid is hopelessly stupid, and the person who sees the clothes is a mermaid. 】

[As long as you put on this dress, your legs will merge into one and become a tail, which is what humans call a fishtail.But it hurts - it's like having a sharp knife cut into your body.Anyone who sees you will say that you are the most beautiful child they have ever seen! ] Little Jill said so.

【You have to remember that once you take the form of a mermaid, you can no longer become a human, and you can no longer walk on land.And if you can't get Blackbeard's love, if you can't make him forget his crew and ship for you, love you with all his heart, and call One Piece to put your hands together and make a couple, you won't Get an immortal soul. 】

"But I'm so ugly," cried little Ish, "when the birds in the bush saw me, they flew into the air in panic.I’m so ugly that even hunting dogs don’t want to bite me…]

……

eh?

Wait? ?

I'm ugly? ? ?

Ishtar, who woke up in a dream, stared blankly at the deck for a moment, thinking: Dreaming is the ability of nursery rhymes. The story comes from Hans Christian Andersen, and he successfully recalled the cub inside——

——Die, Blackbeard! ! !

"Pervert you!!!" Ishtar, who woke up from the nightmare, rushed out of the room and stepped on the head of black beard Edward Teach unbearably, "You twist yourself, don't bring Shakespeare and Andersen twisted together, and nursery rhymes! What are you trying to do to my childhood and youth!"

"Hey, your childhood and youth have a hairball relationship with me!" Blackbeard fought back, grabbed Ishtar's ankle with his backhand, and threw him out without seeing him making any big moves.If it weren't for some unlucky guy who stood in the way, Ishtar might be about to become a fish in water.

Ishtar, who didn't pay attention to who he knocked out, kicked back: "Changing your messy magic-changing stories, give me back!" Pointing to the fairy tale world constructed by nursery rhymes, "It's a bit shameful Be careful, bastard, if you want to see a beautiful young lady, go to your own dream!"

"I didn't grow up listening to fairy tales," Blackbeard said nonchalantly, sticking out his little finger to pick his nose. "What's more, wouldn't it be a pity if the beautiful young lady didn't use Master as a foil? Who cares about flat and smelly?" The [beep——] under the man, there are [beep——] and [beep——] everywhere on the beach now!”

"Muffling is completely ineffective, bastard!" Ishtar's attack was resolved by Blackbeard, and Andersen had already retreated to a safe place with his hand-painted book. Ishtar crushed little Jill who was holding little Ish, "You like YY yourself, don't bring nursery rhymes with you, stay away from my dream!"

Thinking of the content of the dream, Ishtar became frantic: "There are also nursery rhymes, can you make up a normal fairy tale for me to experience? This kind is mixed with [beep——] and [beep——] The [beep——]...why are the sounds muted?"

"Probably because of copyright issues." Shakespeare, who was knocked out by Ishtar, was hanging over the side of the ship, staring at Ishtar with wide eyes. "After all, this is already a black (bearded) fairy tale."

William Shakespeare, the most outstanding dramatist and writer in the history of English literature, and the most outstanding writer in the world—is useless, and today he is still a dreamer dormant in the fantasy world: "But if you If you want, Gilgamesh and Ishtar (Romeo and Juliet) or the Oldest King (King Lear) are also fine."

"That's right, it's my fairy tale hehehe!" Blackbeard let out an obscene laugh, "But I never expected that such a bad Master would be so cute when he was a child. Is it true that time is ruthless?"

Edward Teach, the world's most famous great pirate and villain, took the Caribbean Sea to his domination, indulged in wine, women and violence, and held great wealth in his hands - no use, today He is still the guy who tried back and forth on the topic of "starting in three years, the maximum death penalty": "Sure enough, "Women's New Clothes" is better, hehehe..."

"That's it, Master!" Shakespeare, who was hanging outside the boat, supported the side of the boat with one hand and waved the other in the air, "Such a sharp attack, such a majestic questioning! Ah, Master, in order to make you more beautiful The new clothes, kill the prince! That’s how it feels, Master, even if the abyss ahead is an irredeemable dead end, please go forward bravely—”

Ishtar abandoned the plan of 'attacking Blackbeard' blankly, walked to the side of the ship where Shakespeare was, looked down at the great writer whose whole body was hanging outside the ship, and smiled: "So, Shakespeare Tragic?" She felt that something was wrong, "Is it you who remade the story?"

Shakespeare, who accidentally exposed something, laughed.

Ishtar responded with a smile, and she gently put her hand on the side of the boat and gently moved it under Shakespeare's arm: "Goodbye."

Looking at the waves of water, Ishtar turned his head indifferently, feeling no emotion: "So, if I find out who touched my childhood and youth again," I turned sideways to the outside of the leaning boat, and stretched my head to watch the boat being thrown into the sea. Shakespeare's crew, Ishtar sent a gentle goddess smile, "Go with Shakespeare."

"Childhood and youth?" Zhan·Pendant·Gilgamesh·Tail·Wang Wenyan raised his eyebrows, "Ish, I thought your childhood and youth were all 'Gilgamesh'." Lines full of smiles , was abruptly uttered by Gilgamesh in a murderous tone, "Aren't you going to explain to me why your lifeline is 'ugly' instead of 'marry Blackbeard'?"

"Wait, why do you know what I dreamed?" Who wants to marry such a bad guy!

"Because I connected the dream of the Master with the dream of the King of War," Nursery Rhyme turned into a girl of Andersen's age, holding Andersen's hand and replied, "Because I heard, Master really wants to be with Andersen." 'Gilgamesh' together."

Hans Christian Andersen, the only creative writer among the three world-famous fairy tale writers—it’s useless, he is immersed in the role-playing of the fairy tale world and can’t extricate himself, and he probably won’t put him down for a while The children's doodle book in his hand (the body of nursery rhymes): "Then after "The Ugly Duckling", should the Master consider "A Nobleman and His Daughters"?"

... At this time, I don't know whether to thank the other party for the divine assist, or to complain that the other party gave a bad background: "So, in your heart, this king is the universal wish-making machine?" Zhan Wang laughed, "Hahahahahaha, you are still the same as before, Ish."

Probably - survived.

Thinking of the overlapping fairy tales in the dream, Ishtar's expression was rarely distorted: "So, I summoned three troublemakers." Ishtar looked at the sky in despair, "No, the guy with the black beard is still a little It’s useless, Shakespeare has no benefits other than causing trouble for me!”

"Useful?" The King of War leaned lazily on the ship's side with his arms propped up, and his red eyes looked at Enkidu who was not far away with Young Gil, "Isn't it enough to have this king by your side? Don't be too greedy, Ish. It’s just a mere excess, and it’s the best decision to pass the time when you’re idle and bored.”

"Master, you can already see it!" Columbus standing on the observation tower shouted loudly, "The next step is to explore the record of the new world!"

"You know that greed has always been one of my few strengths," Ishtar rolled his eyes unreservedly while making gestures with Columbus, and replied, "Although I am very grateful to Shakespeare for his proper Propaganda, but forget about changing the fairy tale.”

Thinking of the dream, Ishtar shuddered: "Eating what's in the bowl and looking at what's in the pot is one of my few ambitions, king." She looked at Gilgamesh suggestively.

The king of war, who was asked by Ishtar in a disguised form, looked at his upright queen with a funny look: "If you say so, it would be too arbitrary for the king to refuse." Then he turned his head and looked into the distance. A huge pirate ship with a clear outline, "If the opponent is worth looking forward to, then it's okay for me to make a move."

Also hearing the announcement from Columbus, there is a twin and a female pirate nesting in the cabin.

"Oh? Is that the biggest guy in this sea area?" Compared to the black beard who is obsessed with loli, Francis Drake has the aura of being called a pirate. His style is already considered a pretty good guy!" He was eager to try.

"Indeed," Mary and Annie stood on the other side. Compared to Francis, the pair of friends who shared the spirit base were not aggressive spirits, "and there is a very strong aura on it, enough to become a heroic spirit."

Ishtar put his hands on his eyes and looked out: "And he has noticed us~" The small flag waving on the watchtower of the opponent has already expressed the opponent's expulsion intention very well, " The other party is the famous white beard in the new world, everyone!"

She bent her eyes and smiled at Yan Yan: "As long as you think about it like this, don't you feel very excited?"

"No matter how excited you are, it won't be more exciting than "Gill Who Sells Ish." The King of War joked, "After all, in the hands of Ish, there is a handful of Gilgamesh."

The author has something to say: So, writing is really useful.

You see, 600 stones, 50 gold scrolls, a total of five treasures of the wise king, three treasures Ailei, this is probably heaven, it successfully comforted my recent restless temper.And you know what!There are versions of Ellie's voice for King Heroes and King Xian! !She is so cute! ! !