[Fate] Cry when you curse!

Golden……

After the pain eased, I began to examine the things Gilgamesh threw at me.

I have to say that even though Gilgamesh is still bullying me, with him by my side, I am completely relaxed.

This is a kind of cognition that has been established for a long time. With this heroic spirit who is so powerful that no one can fight and is willing to protect me, I will never be hurt in the slightest. There is no need to be nervous at all.

I scratched my head, grunted and grabbed something he threw at me as I watched and walked towards him.

"This is... a mobile phone?"

Sure enough, it was the same as his previous taste, so ugly.

"It's kind of knowledgeable." He nodded, put his hands in his trouser pockets, smiled, and seemed to be in a good mood.

Of course, I won't tell him that my favorite color is white and the light green that Enkidu represents.

"Obviously we can all use words..."

"My lord has found something that can make me feel happy." Gilgamesh smiled slightly, all the disdain for me in his eyes disappeared, and he squeezed my face unceremoniously.

"What new game again...? Pain, pain, pain..." Under his gaze, I have no way to get angry with him, I can only keep begging him for mercy, and get out of his clutches. Save yourself.

Gilgamesh bent down close to my face, and gently exhaled hot air next to my frozen cheeks. Misunderstood things.

"Are you going to bite my ear..." I asked weakly.

Gilgamesh didn't blame me for my incomprehension, and murmured in a low voice.

"That is, let this king's beloved pet be covered with the color that belongs to this king..."

"..." I was silent for a moment, "So you want to give me a golden phone?"

He chuckled and patted my head.

"It's probably like this... No, you can understand it this way."

I nodded knowingly: "Okay."

No wonder he's always been meddling lately. When talking about underwear, he ordered me compulsively, and said with contempt: "Don't come to me if you don't wear golden underwear."

Golden underwear, golden panties!You can't find it in Fuyuki City!It was because I secretly asked Mrs. Kui to help me find a few tailors to make a few sets of golden underwear, so I dared to go to Gilgamesh...

Of course, this kind of underwear is considered inferior underwear that Gilgamesh doesn't like.

In the end, he was very disgusted and took some "high-end goods" out of the king's treasure house to solve my underwear problem.

... I don't know why there are women's underwear in his King's Treasury!

As for the coat, under my desperate resistance, Gilgamesh did not force me to wear it... The reason is naturally that he does not always wear a golden coat.

Cough, after recalling this shameful past, I patted my slightly red face, and followed Gilgamesh who was about to leave.

Really, Jiajia calculates that I have been happy for 20 years, and I will still blush at the few words that Jin Shanshan said...

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After some pleadings, I went back to the snack street, of course, with Gilgamesh.

With his financial support, I can finally start eating.

Gilgamesh saw that I was satisfied, and there was no sign of dissatisfaction. I stuffed the fried chicken nuggets covered in tomato sauce in his mouth and chewed obediently. The level of obedience can be called rare in the world. .

"Fried chicken nuggets fried chicken nuggets~hum~fried chicken nuggets~"

"Although it's inferior food, if you like it, do you need me to buy the ingredients together with the cook?" Unexpectedly, Gilgamesh said this.

"Buy?...cough, cough, cough!" I choked on what he said, and coughed violently.

After some relief, I looked at him in disbelief.

"Buy, buy a cook? It's fake... Besides, Tokiomi wouldn't agree to let a cook into the house..."

"Hahahaha..." He seemed to be amused by me, and looked at me with a mentally handicapped expression.

"Of course it's fake, it's AUOJoke, have a good belly laugh."

"..."

"... Heh, heh heh..."

Should I give him a title or something, such as the oldest cold joke hero king in history or something...

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Night falls.

The night market in Fuyuki City is also very lively, the shops are brightly lit, and there are many pedestrians who come to have fun. I pulled Gilgamesh's sleeve and jumped excitedly to follow behind him.

"what are you doing?"

I took the initiative to walk in front of him, and I looked at him curiously, only to find that he had closed his eyes, as if he was feeling something, and did not reply to my words.

"A bastard kept sending out breaths to provoke the nearby Servants." After a long time, he said lightly: "There are really other bastards who stepped forward to fight, huh, as expected, there is a relationship between scum and scum." Said."

Gilgamesh led me away from the crowd and walked towards the seaside park.

Along the way, the number of pedestrians around gradually decreased, and finally he stopped in a remote residential area and asked me to wait.

"My king's treasures only need to stay in a safe and warm nest."

After Gilgamesh warned me like this, he disappeared in spirit form.

"...It's obviously very cold here..." I curled my lips and complained about him.

"Although I should feel sorry for my pet's low IQ at this time, but for the sake of your success in pleasing me, please forgive you for the time being..." He said in my ear with a little contempt.

"You, you have a low IQ!" I retorted unconvinced.

It's a pity that he has already gone away from me all of a sudden, and didn't hear my words.

Reluctantly, I found a corner and sat down, propping my head and muttering to myself silently: "...It's safe to be by his side."

……

However, Tokiomi seems to be saying that he wants me to accompany the King of Heroes in public...?Having been aroused by the battle between the Heroic Spirits, I felt as if I had been scratched by a cat.

Will you go?

I'm going there on foot now, it seems that the time is not in a hurry, right?It is estimated that people have already finished the fight.

Thinking this way, I took a casual glance and saw a bicycle parked at the door of the house.

"..."

I easily took off the lock on the bicycle, and whispered in a low voice: "I'm sorry, I will pay you back!"

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Randomly added a hundred questions about sex as a small theater...

1 May I have your name?

U: You can choose UU or Yu, please feel free. w

Shan: The bastard who doesn't even know the name of the king after seeing the true face of the king——uh! (Shot by UU)

2 What is the age?

U: Forever a 16-year-old girl!

Shan: Hahahaha, what a bastard who loves delusions, but his face won't grow... (glared at)

U: I don't want to be told by someone like you who is thousands of years old!

3 gender is?

【silence】

4 What is your personality like?

U: A gentle personality who is easy to talk to.

Shan: This king is the only king in heaven and earth who is above ten thousand people, and his character is naturally untouchable by you.

U: Hey——!Talk to me well, hello!

5 The character of the other party?

U: Narcissism, arrogance, likes to bully others, if summed up in one word, it is the second disease of middle school, um.

Shan: Hmph, a weak scum, bullying the weak and fearing the strong to the extreme, of course, it is rare to meet people who are more incompetent than her, so they usually play the role of deserters.

U (dissatisfied): I am also very strong!

6 When did the two meet?Where?

U: The woods outside Uruk Castle.

Shan: Rather than picking up a treasure, it's more like adding a useless burden.

U: ...

7 The first impression of the other party?

U: God... of course soon realized he was a demon.

Flash: treasure.

8 What do you like about each other?

U: Ah, I don’t know, but I just like it very much.

Shan: Huh, if I have to talk about it, it must be her.

U: Mingming just said that I am not a treasure...

Shan: What I am talking about is you, not your performance as a treasure.

U (blush): I know, I know!

9 What do you hate about the other party?

U: A lot, but in order not to be talked about when I go back, I'd better skip this question.

Flash: Interrupted the king many times inappropriately.

10 Do you think you have a good sex with the other party?

U: Is there anyone else who can stand him besides me?

Shan: It is indeed an existence that can make me feel happy.