[Hunter] Self-satisfaction

As the saying goes, home is relative.What kind of slang ah hello!Finally, when I was about to get tired of watching TV and eating snacks, and was about to go out to have some fun, Illumi finally came back!When I used to work at the foot of the mountain, I was able to communicate with customers anyway, but here I am so bored that I can only talk to myself!

I ran over, and when I saw the figure of my eldest brother, I felt like I was about to cry!The excitement could not be concealed in the voice: "Master Illumi!! You are finally back!!"

He nodded and put down the suitcase in his hand: "Well, it seems to be very suitable for work. It's been a long time since I took a good bath, you go to fill up the water."

"Yes!" Ah, before I knew it, my eldest brother had already started to grow his hair.

I put the water in half and ran out to ask the person who closed his eyes on the sofa and meditated: "Master! I just bought a bubble bath ball! Do you want to try it! I heard it looks very useful~"

Brother is actually very curious about new things, I understand!

Standing at the door and waiting for Illumi to come out in vain, countless little yellow theaters have already been carried out in my mind!Big brother's muscles are really unbearable...

Suddenly remembered something important, I rushed into the bathroom and shouted: "Oh, that's right! Master, remember to wipe your hair with olive oil first, and add conditioner after washing!"

Start hair care with short hair!For the future elegant black long straight!

His voice seemed a bit dull in the small space: "Eh? Is that so! I don't have this kind of experience...you come in and wash me up."

What?Can you say that again?Can I go to the bathroom? ?real? ?It feels like the little tail behind my butt can be flicked!superior!sky!However, it turns out that I was thinking too much, and all I could do was to fight against my opponent hahaha.But the small abdominal muscles that I can vaguely see can already make up a whole little porn book in my brain!

Since then, my daily routine has become—waiting for my brother, my brother is off work, my brother is at work, waiting for my brother, my brother is off work... Ahhhhhhhhhhhh it's so boring!A house will also have life pursuits!So one day when I was cutting my elder brother's nails on the sofa, I saw his relaxed expression, and I took the opportunity to do something for myself.It is said that in order to get someone to accept a condition, you must first make an even more unacceptable condition.

"Master~ Let me discuss something with you~" The sweetness of the voice is five stars!

He slightly opened his eyes and glanced at me: "Huh? Tell me?"

I looked at him with a little excitement that couldn't be concealed and said, "If you go out to work in the future... why don't you take me with you!"

He directly dismissed: "What are you thinking? Didn't I educate you to stay away from dangerous things? Work is very serious and dangerous. You are so weak and you will die easily. You still keep some I will get angry if I shouldn't have thoughts."

.......It feels like this trick is a bit of a hit on my own foot!But the focus is on the back!

I looked into his eyes more intently: "Ah...I'm sorry, can you help me find the second young master for some game CDs~ It's really boring to be alone at home, I don't know what to do every day, This will be depressing!"

Oops, did I use a little threatening words?Fortunately, the young master didn't notice (probably?), because he ignored me after that!I dare not rush him!I had no choice but to watch him helplessly from the sidelines and wait for him to make a decision.Maybe there's a TV series going on in my head, right? The 80-episode kind.

In order to please my elder brother and achieve my ulterior purpose!I specially found a deacon who is very good at full-body massage and learned it for a long time. I have to say that the title of the direct deacon of the young master is still very useful. At least other deacons rarely refuse my request hahaha~

After finishing my studies, I immediately put into practice!I just hope that my elder brother will remember that I still have such a thing one day, and then he will help me to do it!One morning, when I made breakfast for my elder brother, I saw that my elder brother was already dressed and seemed ready to go out.

"The young master is going to work again..." Poor five stars!

"Well, come with me." He said to me, turned and walked out of the room.I just naively sent my eldest brother to the airship empty-handed.

Eyes wide open.

"Ah, so you don't want to come up, then I'm off."

I had the expression of being hit by a 500 million grand prize: "Ah?? Ah?? Don't leave me, I'm here!"

When I first boarded the airship, I was still thinking about what to say to my brother along the way.Then tell me the truth, you too!sky!real!up!Not flying for many years led to forgetting an important thing: I...fear of planes.When the airship drove out from the mountains, it began to sway with the wind. Occasionally, the feeling of my heart falling almost made me cry.Under all kinds of fear, I grabbed my elder brother's hand and explained tremblingly: "Brother, you, you, you, let me scratch me, I am a little scared."

He became curious: "Eh? What are you afraid of? There seems to be nothing that can cause fear? Ah! So that's the case, are you afraid of shaking and falling hahaha."

Sometimes the eldest brother has a habit of prolonging his speech, and he still deserves a beating, and you don't want to say the three words hahaha with a calm face!That's not a laugh!That's what I said!

I shook hands along the way, and when the airship stabilized, I finally breathed a sigh of relief, my life was saved~ After I relaxed, I found that my elder brother's hand was covered in sweat...

"Hahahaha..." I smiled dryly while pulling out the napkin and quickly wiped it clean.I didn't find out until I got off the airship with my big brother!After holding hands for so long, I didn't pay attention to the feel at all!I feel at a loss!

I followed Illumi to the hotel and was responsible for packing up the luggage.Only then did I realize that my elder brother brought all the things I needed!I'm so touched by the attention to detail...

Looking at my moved puppy eyes, the eldest brother said calmly: "I will show you today, and I will clean up like this when I come out in the future. It's easy to understand, right?"

...the benefit can only be given once...Okay leave it to me!

I took out a big tightly wrapped box from my bag, curious in my heart.I can't open it, I really want to know what it is!The eldest brother came over to take the box and walked to the dressing table.After opening the box, I can't figure out that it is indeed a big box of nails.Ah, I still wondered if the big brother's nails were all pulled out from the beep-hahaha it's all an illusion!Watching him slowly poke in his face one by one, it looks so painful!

So I boldly asked: "Master...is this...painful?"

He looked seriously at the mirror and replied: "Huh? Ah, isn't it natural to feel pain? Just get used to it. It's not rigorous to not disguise yourself in an assassination plan that needs to show up. Do you want to try it?"

I quickly refused with a dry smile: "No, no, no, no, I won't experience this kind of benefits hahaha."

The bastard took the time to touch my hair: "Hahaha I lied to you."

"Okay!" I looked at the nail-faced face in front of me, and realized... so the big brother's aesthetics have already formed!Isn't this the shape of the hunter exam!But you haven't worn Hisoka's couple outfit yet!Probably...clothing taste is still under construction.He patted my shoulder, which made me feel numb all over.However, considering the arm strength of the eldest brother who can push N doors straight, he should have controlled a lot.

Illumi bowed his head and ordered: "You just stay in the hotel and don't leave this door. I will come back after work, just wait."

I raised my head slightly, looked at him and asked, "Ask! If the young master comes back tomorrow, won't I be starving?"

He turned to open the door while answering me: "Ah, this kind of worry is unnecessary, I won't take too long."

Fantastic confidence!I like!

"Don't worry, young master! I promise not to go out!" I put on a standard salute face!

"Hmm! Good boy." As soon as the words fell, the door slammed shut.

Brother, I am 5 years older than you, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Ha, do you think I will just sit in the room and wait for him to come back!too naive!In fact, I have already prepared, I always carry the PSP with me!Even if you don't bring PSP with you, you won't forget it!Even if the PSP runs out of battery and still has a mobile phone, I can always get through it... This guy could have cost me several months of wages at the time...

Fortunately, in the evening, when my machine ran out of battery, Illumi came back.I was shocked when I heard the door rattle, and just as I was searching for kitchen knives all over the room, I saw my eldest brother enter the door.

I exclaimed: "Welcome back! The young master is so efficient at work! It's done so quickly!"

He sat on the sofa and made a very relaxed but casual posture: "Well, as long as the relevant information is collected in advance, if the employer does not have any special requirements, it will actually only take a few seconds to complete. There is no speed in this business." No. Mi Ji can now use the Internet to do research on his work at home, which also saves me a lot of time."

I crawled up to him and said eagerly, "Yeah! Master! To celebrate the completion of the job! How about we go out for a drink!"

Actually, I just want to go out!Thinking of the experience of my elder brother and Hisoka having a heart-to-heart talk in a bar, he should not reject this~

He nodded: "Yes, I'm free at night."

Now I am like a dream, in the bar near the hotel with the male god, the lights are dim!Super emotional!The big brother's expressionless face looked a little gloomy under the light, and he was going to electrocute me~

"Hey, the name of this wine is so strange." I can't understand it at all... Sure enough, I don't speak my mother tongue, and I can't do it in many places!

When he answered, he also rejected me: "Oh, that concocted wine has a high alcohol concentration. You don't have that kind of alcohol capacity. If you get drunk, will you do something irreparable?"

...right...in the middle of the red heart, my skin is really thin.

I pushed the wine list in front of my elder brother: "Young master, help me choose! I believe in you!"

After all, he is a young clubbing expert (wrong), so he will definitely not choose the wrong one!

He went to the bar to bring two glasses of drinks, and after bringing them, I took a sip expectantly: "Hey, this wine tastes like orange juice~"

He shook the wine glass in his hand: "It's just orange juice, you don't need to drink."

.......Hello!It's a good time to get drunk!

It was a wonderful night. My eldest brother and I sat side by side in the bar on a tall building, listening to him gossip about the background of the man who went to assassinate today.Sure enough, big brother is a chatterbox~ I thought so, and smiled foolishly.