[Football] The world's first arrogant

[Daily Sports Daily: Guardiola does not pursue Ronaldo, the real goal lies in his publicity assistant]

[Marca: Mourinho had a long talk with Cassie after the game, failure made Real Madrid more united]

[Aspen: Casey refuses internal strife and accepts Mourinho's interview]

: I'm very relieved that Maka and Asi are so sensible and don't cause trouble. As for the Daily Sports News... Seeing the name of this newspaper, what do you still have unnecessary expectations for the authenticity of his news?Instead of chasing stars and assistants, how can Gu Bei play steals, assists and goals?I really like the team with Melo so much, I have the ability to sell Messi to Real Madrid.

'The last sentence is the most important thing, right? '

' And then before next year's Ballon d'Or, Cristiano strangled Messi? '

'He won't, otherwise Gu Bei will strangle him to death. '

'However, I still believe the report of the Daily Sports Daily. After all, if you really want to disturb the morale of the army at this time, it must be that Cristiano left.As the blogger said, Gu Bei can't play. '

'Naively... this morning, Aspen News received a picture of Cristiano leaning on Gu Bei's body. According to people familiar with the situation, the location of the photo should be Mendes' home.But you know what's the scariest thing about this thing?Answer: The sender's mailbox shows Mourinho. '

I will add a translation for my unknown colleague upstairs. After seeing this photo, our editor-in-chief held a meeting with us for half an hour to analyze whether Cristiano would pack it if Guardiola bought Gu Bei. Walk. '

'A question: Why did Mourinho break the news and use his own mailbox? '

'what's this?A friend of mine is from Marca. She said that when Gu Bei was still in and out of the locker room, she wanted to burn her to death every day... As for her mailbox... The meaning above is that Mourinho still knows about the trumpet. importance? '

Mourinho didn't know the importance of the trumpet at first, but when Mendes called and sprayed him in 360 degrees without dead ends, he finally knew.

[Aspen: Mourinho took the initiative to break the news, the indescribable moment between Cristiano and his girlfriend]

Gu Bei: ...It doesn't sound like a serious "Aspen"...

"Is it still useful to withdraw now?" Mourinho also regretted that he hadn't taken his brains out of impulse and shaped his team into a... This kind of image was indeed not his original intention.

He was just furious, really, he couldn't accept that even Gu Bei was distracted by Cristiano's nonsense.

"It's useless." Mende hung up the phone with a smile on his face.

"Go ahead, Ann." Although Mendes felt that it was not decent for Mourinho to gossip at this age, since this matter could not cause any actual harm, he would not hesitate to scold him once. Putting it down, "You said... what did you receive this morning?"

"An invitation, sir." As a gossipist, Gu Bei has long realized that gossipers will inevitably be caught by the gossip, and he treats this matter very calmly—it's not cheating, there's nothing to hide "Birthday party invitation from Mr Guardiola."

The last trace of luck in Mendes' heart was also extinguished.

Guardiola may not be malicious, he may just want to express his love for Gu Bei out of a simple show of favor.Or, he is just passionate about making friends, and hopes to have another partner who can greet him in Madrid...

Forget it...

Mendez couldn't make it up himself.

Isn't this a good show?

If Gu Bei didn't go, then Guardiola might not have the idea of ​​cooperating with them again - Mendes was reluctant to part with this client.

But if you go, you will slap Mourinho in the face again-Mendez is equally embarrassed.

In short, Mendes is uncomfortable.

"Then you pack a gift for him... Although it's not easy to go, but you still have to do your best." Mendes thought for a while, but he still really didn't want to part with Guardiola.

"Okay." Gu Bei said with a smile, "Then what shall we give him?"

Giving gifts to male friends, elders, bosses, and work partners is a lesson that Gu Bei has not learned in the past ten or twenty years.It was okay when she was with Wen Jiu. Wen Jiu was crazy, but he was from a good background. Others always gave him gifts, and he didn't need to tell the people around him to prepare them for others.After all, he had an older brother, but his love for his elder brother still belongs to the kind of Christmas that only gives a tissue - so Gu Bei has no chance to practice preparing gifts for strange men.

Mendes was also hesitant.

He prepares gifts for male friends, nothing more than cars, watches, and men's jewelry.But how young girls can control the distance between themselves and a potential male client through gifts is an area he is not good at.

Giving the wrong gift is a more terrifying thing than breaking up a relationship.

"Then give me a bottle of bar." Mendes propped his chin and pondered for a while, and finally figured out such a gift that is not easy to make mistakes, "Uh, I'll have someone prepare a bottle for you and send it to Barcelona in your name Well, you don't have to worry about it."

I didn't want to care about it either... I don't understand the hobbies of rich people... Although Gu Bei complained so much, he still felt in his heart that although this matter is over, what if it happens again in the future?It's not always good and I always don't understand, "Sir, I actually had this idea before, but I was busy with other things and didn't have time to mention it to you. I used to do publicity with artists, which was all peripheral daily work. But now... Business scope? It’s different, I’d like to take a leave of absence to learn something in case the need arises.”

Mendes really didn't think about it.

What Gu Bei said is very reasonable. She is no longer just a publicity assistant in Madrid, and in her future plan that the two have reached an agreement, her daily life is not just writing press releases and soft articles.

In this case, she must redesign and position her image.

Gu Bei is good at designing idols, and he also knows how to design himself.Knowing who she is at each stage—and that's one of Mendes' favorites.

However, there is a problem here.

Gu Bei said he would ask for leave, what does that mean?Meaning she doesn't plan to work for some time to come, and probably doesn't even plan to stay in Madrid.This is not good news for Mendes.

He, a boy who doesn't want to be hurt by a few children whose psychological age is no more than three years old, must let Gu Bei stay and continue to maintain the peace in Madrid.

"I can find you the best teacher in the relevant field and come to Madrid to teach you." Mendes went straight to the point, directly emphasizing the key word 'to Madrid'.

Gu Bei seemed a little hesitant.

Of course, Mendes knew that Gu Bei wanted to take a vacation besides going to class. After all, she had almost never had a real vacation in the whole year of last year—it was not because she met Elena The gossip was being probed by Sir Alex Ferguson.

Work is not afraid of being tired for a while, but of being tired all the time.

If this was done a year ago, it would have been nothing. Mendes asked Gu Bei to work overtime, but Gu Bei didn't dare to say whether he was willing or not.But it's different now, she is also a well-known person, it's really tight, if she stays with Guardiola and takes away Messi's contract, he will really be beaten.

"Have you told Cristiano about this?" Mendes was embarrassed to continue to reject Gu Bei, so he had to save the country with a curve and start with Cristiano.

If Gu Bei said that Cristiano knew about it, Mendes would have no choice but to die.

"He knows." Gu Bei said, "He also agrees."

When it should be reasonable, it is unreasonable, and when it should not be reasonable, it knows nonsense-Mendez's heart is full of contempt for Cristiano.

"Go after the second round of the King's Cup..." Mendes now has only one excuse left.

And this one, Gu Bei readily agreed - obviously, Gu Bei also knows that as long as Real Madrid meets Barcelona, ​​there will be a movement.And now that they have Messi, things are bound to get a little more complicated.

"So, you just succumbed?" When he learned the news after training at noon, Mourinho was incredulous at Mendes's understanding, "But what's the matter with you, Cristiano? Why did you agree to this? Such a pointless decision? Why does Ann need to waste time imitating some phony 'upper class' rubbish?"

Mendes heard Mourinho asking Cristiano this way on the phone.

Due to the limited radio capability of the mobile phone, Mendes did not hear what Cristiano said.He only knew that Mourinho didn't speak for at least half a minute after the little sound he could receive on the other end of the phone stopped.

"Jose, did Cristiano say anything?" Mendes didn't know what happened to silence Mourinho.

'Ann never chooses for me on her own, and she never thinks that what is good for me is self-righteous.She wasn't used to asking for help, but since I brought it up, she changed it anyway.I don't say I love her on various occasions, but she never asks for it. '

Mourinho couldn’t help roaring when he reported here: “What’s wrong with the young people now? Do they think that if they don’t say I love you directly, they treat each other badly? What he does is weird and hurts others. less?"

Mendez thought deeply, "And then? What else did he say?"

'So she just wants to do a small thing now, why should I say no?She's just gone for a while, and that's okay - I know she'll always come back.She was meant to be mine. '

"Speaking of which, he actually showed a shy expression." Mourinho covered his face and let out a huge sigh from his nose, "Jorge, I think what you said makes sense now... "

"Which part?"

"It's just... if there is one person who walks away one day, it may be Ann instead of Cristiano... this part."