[Football] The world's first arrogant

Although Gu Bei didn't have anyone who wanted to be transferred to Catalonia, considering the importance of Messi's contract, Mendes gritted his teeth and sent someone to Barcelona at the cost of a salary increase.

"I'm glad you've calmed old Mr. Macy temporarily or permanently—seriously, I'm amazed at old Mr. Macy. Torres is such a good-natured guy that they can actually quarrel... If it weren't for Cristiano, I would definitely not agree, and I would definitely send you to Barcelona." Mendes complained, "But on such a festive day, I still have to remind you that Cristiano treats you It's not a very happy thing about going to Barcelona, ​​you see, although I would like to explain it to you, Cristiano is very angry..."

"Is it because it's Mr. Macy this time?" Gu Bei seemed to finally feel that the matter was serious, "I guess he still cares too much about Mr. Macy?"

Mendes glanced at Cristiano, who was sitting next to him with an expectant face, and finally decided to be a good person, "Since you asked so clearly, then I have to say that the name Messi is just one part, the other The main reason is probably the nature of men - although you always say that your Cristiano is still a big boy, in fact he is more mature than you think in some ways."

Cristiano pricked up his ears all of a sudden, and rushed over to snatch the mobile phone from Mendez's hand.

Mendes dodged it with a short body, then quickly ran to the room closest to the living room and closed the door-he doubted that in his life, even when he was grabbing a pen on the day he signed with Cristiano, he might not So quick, "Let me tell you, don't you think that only girls are jealous, okay? Of course, of course, the name Messi is also one of the problems, but this is not decisive. You know, you are for another man and leave him. On the other hand, 'leave him' is also a key point."

"Ann, I know Cristiano well, and I know what he likes," Mendes said. "He wants to be the most unique person in your world. Do you understand? 'Unique', it sounds It seems to be very similar to 'the most important', but in fact they are two completely different concepts. One is the only one, and the other... Is there a general in the box? I guess it is explained like this."

"Very instructive. But the problem is, if he is unique, then by that definition, I can only be responsible for him. Mr. Mendes, are you telling me that you are going to fire me?" Gu Bei seems to have finally realized the reason for all of Cristiano's abnormalities, "I'm very sad, I thought I was doing well in Barcelona?"

Although Gu Bei said 'very enlightening', but if Mendes' understanding is correct, Gu Bei is undoubtedly dissatisfied with this explanation.

Mendes felt that Gu Bei seemed to have aged younger since he got together with Cristiano—it was impossible for her to say such a thing a year ago, "Of course not, I just hope you two don't mess around people - like me, after all, I'm old and my heart may be a little fragile..."

"Okay, I'll pay attention," Gu Bei agreed, sounding very sincere, "Uh, I'm almost at the airport now, shall we talk again when we return to Madrid?"

However, Mendes obviously questioned Gu Bei's sincerity, so he rejected Gu Bei's so-called 'go back to Madrid and talk again'.

"You told him everything!" However, after going out, Mendes still had to face a Cristiano who sat on the carpet and asked him angrily, "But it's obvious that the two of us have known each other for a long time! But you To her! And didn't we agree? You just told Ann that I don't like her having to deal with the guy next door! And you talk so much! And so much out of my ear!"

Mendez: ...

"I'm helping you. You won't say anything, how does Ann know what you're thinking? She's a publicity assistant, not a witch who can Legilimency."

Cristiano is not happy.

"But what's going on? Jose and the others are also very concerned about you-although I feel like they are watching the show." Mendes expressed great regret for the sympathy of Mourinho, an old man, "You two It was fine before, why is it suddenly... a bit strange? You clearly know that although Ann values ​​work, you are always the most important person in her heart. "

Cristiano tugged at the fluff of the Mendez living room rug and said sullenly, "But I think he had a point when he said, 'She flies high and we can't get her back'. See...  "

"Wait, wait," Mendes hastily stopped him, "I'm sorry to interrupt, but I guess you said 'he'? Who is he? Icar? Pepe? Fabio Or... Jose?" Mendes listed all the people in the Real Madrid team who were closer to Cristiano, and couldn't help strangling them in his heart when he said everyone's name again.

For God's sake, if they dared to provoke Cristiano into trouble for him like this, he would have killed them no matter what they were worth--unless, yes, unless in winter, they would give He brings a lucrative transfer fee, otherwise nothing can calm him down.

But a few of them are still staying in Real Madrid well, Mendes struggled for a while, it seems that it is not suitable to sell anyone... Especially Cassie, if he sells Ikar from Real Madrid, uh, Bernabeu fans Will it kill him?

"No," Cristiano said dejectedly, "it was someone who knew Ann better than all of them put together—her ex-boyfriend. You know, she took one of her The trumpet was given to me..."

No, actually I don't know.

"Later, I paid attention to Wen Jiu out of curiosity..." Cristiano witnessed Mendes roll his eyes, "Okay, okay, I admit that I was bored at the time, it was my fault. But Anyway, you also know that we met Wen Jiu when we went to China, and I think it was at that time that he started to pay attention to Ann's trumpet again. Then, he seemed to find that this trumpet was used by me..."

Mendez raised two fingers, "Two questions: first, how did he manage to refocus on Ann's trumpet? Second, how did he find out that you were using it? Please, don't tell me , and you wandered around to like or follow all kinds of models..."

Cristiano yelled at Mendes, "I didn't! Since I was with Ann, I unfollowed those models!"

Mendes gave a dry laugh, "It's very comforting, you answer the question first."

"First of all, I didn't change the trumpet's name. Secondly... I sent dog, lunch, dinner, in Portuguese..." Cristiano scratched his chin, not daring to look at Mendes.

Very good, the people around Ann, the first choice of language is Portuguese, as long as you are not a fool, you can probably guess it.

Mendes made a choice between rolling his eyes and hitting Cristiano for half a minute, and finally rolled his eyes harmlessly, "What did he do then? Could it be that he and you have the same preferences and temper?" Had an in-depth exchange?"

To Mendez's surprise, Cristiano actually nodded, "He sent me a lot of private messages, and he told me that I am actually no different from him, and Ann sees us in the same way. In her eyes Here we are all just a part of her world, nothing halo, nothing special. He also said..."

'We're all the same paranoid that once challenged we have to win.What she likes is this kind of paranoia, what she likes is this kind of must-win.Do you get me?She doesn't love a certain person, but a certain type—it doesn't matter who you are or what you do.So, when you start asking to be the only one in her world, she gets bored and plans to leave.But do you know what the scariest thing is?The scariest thing is that after she leaves you, she can get the next paranoid. '

'Why?Because she herself is a paranoid who always pursues victory.The paranoid always attracts the paranoid. '

After reading these two private messages, Cristiano waved his mobile phone, looking completely unmotivated, "Look, I also thought that what he said were idle guesses and fantasies, but look Ann... On the day Ikar gave me the middle finger, I was sitting in the locker room. Would it be a waste to say a word to me first and then go to Ikar? And the day Barcelona lost, was there no one else in the publicity team? Do you really want her to go? Jorge, I think maybe Wen Jiu is right...God, do you think she thinks the guy next door is her cup of tea? That's why she is willing to fly to Pakistan..."

"Is stupidity the flu? Is it contagious?"

Cristiano suddenly raised his head and stared at Mendes.

Mendez: ...I just thought about it in my heart, did I accidentally say it?

"I've said it a hundred times. I broke up with Wen Jiu because he believed me to be cheating on me. What does that have to do with me leaving him? Could it be love if I didn't leave? Besides, what kind of face did he have to say? Is he the same as you? An actor who couldn’t cry a single tear after filming a crying scene ten times, and ended up relying only on eye drops, besides his good face, what confidence does he have to compare himself to you? Besides , are you stupid too? Do you compare him to that kind of person? Even if you are both paranoid, are you two a kind of paranoid? Are you a person of the same level? You won the Golden Globe, he won the Golden Globe Have you ever been a little golden man? So, don’t waste your time on such boring things, okay? Block him, or simply create a new account, and don’t let me know that you have an intersection with him!”

"Why do I like Mr. Macy? Do I seem to be the kind of person who likes to be a third party to others? Take your power, okay? Brainy boy!"

"I've been worried for so long, and you ended up quarreling with me for this reason? I'm so mad! I'll hang up first, and I'll settle the score with you when I go back to Madrid."

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Mendes raised the phone stiffly, and looked at Cristiano with a slightly embarrassed smile, "I didn't expect Ann to suddenly... er, talk. I just wanted to help you guys and let her know that you Why are you unhappy..."

"Uh... As compensation, do you need my sofa in the living room tonight? It sounds like Ann doesn't intend to let you sleep on the bed..."

Cristiano was silent for a while.

"Thank you, Jorge, I probably need..." he said guiltily.